RubyChao: >aiden
RubyChao approves!
RubyChao: see, now you can stamp "RUBYCHAO APPROVED" on your post
RubyChao: and we all know that's what really matters
RubyChao: (no it isn't)
Grey Spy: Its John Cena
RubyChao: no, spy
RubyChao: that's your entrant
RubyChao: meat boy is actually john cena
Grey Spy: he slingshots himself off the ring ropes
Grey Spy: And just keeps flying
Grey Spy: Advantages: Rapadoo
Grey Spy: Disadvantages: Can't turn
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Jumpropeman: THAT'S IT! That's who I'll enter in RYM2
Jumpropeman: Dakota, using her whole body as her vehicle
Jumpropeman: and the track suggestion: North Dakota!
Draco: Excellent. =D
Draco: Gotta use all that space for something since nobody else is.
Keeby: Hansel would ride on that
Keeby: ...
Keeby: i said it
Keeby: help
Jumpropeman: ;D
Keeby: JRM YOU'RE NOT HELPING
Jumpropeman: ;D ;D ;D
Grey Spy: ;D
Grey Spy: ;D ;D
Draco: Hansel's all over those amber waves of grain and wants to go face-first into her purple mountains' majesty.
Grey Spy: ;D ;D ;D
Grey Spy: ;D ;D
Grey Spy: ;D
Grey Spy: Awww Draco broke it
Endeavoring notwroth Vengeance: Post.
Cornwind Evil: Will you stop
Draco: Hansel gonna shed ALL his grace on thee.
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Writingwulf: I may or may not want Calico and David to fight solely so I can have David go fuckballs insane in the desert and keep yelling multiversal secrets at Calico
Delsposition: Hahaha
Writingwulf: "IF I MIX THIS PRICKLY PEAR WITH PARADOXED OMNUS I CAN MOVE BETWEEN YOUR VISUAL FRAMES" "what the fuck does that even mean"
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Jumpropeman: I am scheduling a funeral for Shmeth this Sunday, please do attend
RubyChao: *nobody attends*
Gooper Blooper: mental image time
Gooper Blooper: The empty funeral sits there for several days, then Stag Beetle strolls over, takes a little beetle poop on the unmarked grave, and strolls away
Keeb: Yiss
Golem Vengeance: Yo.
Delsposition: Big bad beetlepoop
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(Concerning a blog post about Gloria's summons)
RubyChao: i like how that post has Before Season 1/Season 2/Season 3/Season 4
RubyChao: says something :V
Gooper Blooper: it says that the Sarahkin permeate my very being at this point
RubyChao: the day gooper stops rping sarahkin is the day zfrp dies
Gooper Blooper: Has that overtaken Sheeplot Ends as our new RP apocalypse
RubyChao: no, they will happen on the same day
RubyChao: the two constants of rp are Sheeplot and Sarahkin
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Gooper Blooper: at last, rare footage of samus relaxing
Gooper Blooper: Mental image: Samus sitting there in the hot tub in full armor
Gooper Blooper: "Am I relaxed yet?" "No." "But pirates."
iKomodo: XD
Keeby: you mean in the gravity suit
Keeby: GOTTA SURVIVE THE UNDERWATER
RubyChao: "what if draygon is at the bottom of this hot tub"
RubyChao: "WHAT THEN"
Keeby: "I always need a new mantle."
Gooper Blooper: "Draygon's dead" "YEAH LIKE THAT MEANS ANYTHING"
iKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: "THE GAMES NEVER SAID 'SEE YOU NEXT PLAYTIME', DORCHA"
Keeby: "Doesn't mean I'll won't still kill him. Again."
RubyChao: someday i will have patchouli show up in a swimsuit
RubyChao: just so i can do the joke of having ridley's skull wearing goggles
Keeby: i bet samus and dorcha watched a chick flick while they were here
Keeby: or they watched pacific rim
RubyChao: samus secretly loves chick flicks, only dorcha knows
Keeby: oh my god
Keeby: BRILL
iKomodo: Oh lawd
Gooper Blooper: Samus has numerous guilty pleasures nobody knows about
Gooper Blooper: the world must never see her plushie collection
Keeby: does she have a sarah plushie
Keeby: or a sammy plushie
Keeby: or maybe she has a Sophia plushie
RubyChao: mastodon plushies
RubyChao: silence
RubyChao: garnet
RubyChao: conall herriot
Keeby: >conall
Keeby: LOL
Gooper Blooper: Mental image
Gooper Blooper: Samus waving around the Conall plushie, growling "NANOMACHINES SON" in a terrible impression
Gooper Blooper: And then she looks up to see Okuu standing there
Gooper Blooper: staring
RubyChao: oh my god
RubyChao: "........Samus? Are you okay?" "THIS NEVER HAPPENED"
iKomodo: XD
RubyChao: at this point i'm pretty sure utsuho knows about at least one or two of samus's guilty pleasures by sheer accident
RubyChao: "how do you keep DOING THIS" "You gave me your key, remember?" ".....Oh. Right."
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Cornwind Evil: It's very strange to see Sine driving DAVID nuts
Cornwind Evil: Instead of vice versa
Saberwulf: He hasn't slept in like 24 hours, and right as he falls asleep he has to drive to St. Guil and bail Sine out while she yells about donkey kong
Saberwulf: I'd jump out of a flying car too
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Doctor Vengeance: Hmm. Should I enter Peter Griffin into the Brawl next year, JRM? [;
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Keeby: parfait vs. sarah would be the most lolzy fite
Keeby: FEED YER MATES
Gooper Blooper: fud
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Gooper Blooper: >JRM posting in srs
Gooper Blooper: Pull out your Ultra Pro supplies because here come some CARDS
Jumpropeman: nah
Jumpropeman: come on
Jumpropeman changed name to Deckropeman
Deckropeman: I ain't doing nothing
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NEW CHAIR! NEW CHAIR!: "Hogan the Hulking. 'WHAT WILT THOU DOOOOO, WHEN HOGAN'S FRENZY IS UPON THEEEEEEE' And then Randy the Savage says 'YEEEAAAA VERILYYYYY'"
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Gooper Blooper: the golems keep losing arms
Deckropeman: usually I would be removing legs!
Gooper Blooper: Leg removal barely even seems like a JRM thing now
Gooper Blooper: After that almost leg-removal-less brawl I don't know what to think anymore
iKomodo: Pfffft
Saberwulf: Goops found sobbing in a pile of mannequin legs
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Gooper Blooper: Oh, Wulf, tomorrow is Cornwind's big plot finale. Will Wulfhaus fly overhead and drop some kind of ludicrous Hubtech to contribute
Saberwulf: Possibly
Saberwulf: I'm doing jack shit tomorrow so might as well
Saberwulf: "I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT SPICES" David explodes out of the sky with family and guards and a platoon of Kitinulo
Gooper Blooper: I love that. You're always on the fringes of plots, and when things get too apocalyptic something wonderful and dumb happens
Saberwulf: ... Aaaaand I just thought of David riding a war elephant with a little hookah cafe on top and the family just being horrendously rich and eating figs and shit while his guards fire lasers at the enemies
Gooper Blooper: That can be a running theme now - elephants appearing for cornwind finales
Gooper Blooper: like Mammoth Force last year
Saberwulf: "it's been years since I've been aback a pachyderm!" "We used to ride these babies for miles back in Carthage!"
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Gooper Blooper: 2011: Bad Things Happen to Zephyrus
Gooper Blooper: 2012: Bad Things Happen to Sine
Gooper Blooper: 2013: Bad Things Happen to Ariel
Gooper Blooper: 2014: Bad Things Happen to Cauren
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Keeby: *opens food box after ordering cinnasticks*
Keeby: *cheese pizza*
RubyChao: wat
Keeby: uh
Keeby: i think i accidentally robbed a store, this is not what i ordered
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PUMKIN: 2015 plot: kobbers go back in time, recoil in horror at their 2011 selves
RubyChao: i'd imagine spy would probably be pretty chill with his 2011 self
RubyChao: zephyrus is just "NO STOP THE MURDER"
RubyChao: oceanus is "NO PUNCH THE FACES"
PUMKIN: Zephyrus would probably teach his younger self how to chill
RubyChao: samus joins them, leaves when she remembers she didn't have a 2011 self
PUMKIN: Osh would drag Bubble Man to every fight in existence
Jumpropeman: Draco: "Look at all those melting eyeballs... Not enough I say!"
Cornwind Evil: Sine wouldn't be able to go
Cornwind Evil: She can't cross her own timelines
Cornwind Evil: It's what keeps her from running into earlier versions of herself
RubyChao: gonna sleep
RubyChao: night folks
Jumpropeman: night chao
Draco: Bye Chao.
Draco: Draco buys out his younger self's businesses before the Fite with Sarah, bets everything on the sugar mage.
Jumpropeman: Past Draco wins because present draco stepped on a butterfly that had SWEEPING CONSEQUENCES
Draco: Draco wins either way; he wins and survives, altering the timelines. He loses and his future self wins big enough to buy Tridenland and turn it into Arielland.
Jumpropeman: At Arielland, all the rides are eco-friendly, but they constantly break down
Draco: Josephineland has huge chairs everywhere, but it's all so expensive.
Jumpropeman: Glorialand has the corpses of her enemies on display... but mostly its just books
Draco: It's all so boringly safe too.
Jumpropeman: Skeironland has only one ride
Jumpropeman: its a flight simulation
Jumpropeman: the pilot
Jumpropeman: is a loaf
Jumpropeman: of
Jumpropeman: bread
Draco: Celestialand: nothing but horrifying machinery and baked goods.
Jumpropeman: Heliosland...
Jumpropeman: is just the ZFS Medbay
Cornwind Evil: Sineland...is just Arielland with wigs everywhere
Draco: G. Neriqueland has rides and games and food, but nothing particularly stands out.
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Jumpropeman: smash demo gonna be available to everybody in america in like, 3 hours
Jumpropeman: can you compete with smash cornwind
Jumpropeman: I'll probably play it between posts :P
Cornwind Evil: Can't you people just wait until it's RELEASED, maybe?
Jumpropeman: if we wait for full release, then we'll just spend all of october playing smash instead
Cornwind Evil: You people are ridiculous
Jumpropeman: coming from a man who plays WOW :V
Cornwind Evil: I was lucky
Cornwind Evil: By the time ZFRP started
Cornwind Evil: It was 10 months since the last expansion's last content patch
Cornwind Evil: The next expansion doesn't come out until mid November
Jumpropeman: nice, it coincides with the break
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RubyChao: "What pulled up was shocking, a page from nintendo.com. It said, ‘9 year old Cameron Jones won the contested for the PermaCharge Gameboy Advanced, it’s even unbreakable! The only way to break it is-‘ My power went off."
Gooper Blooper: "It's unbreakable! Here's how to break it."
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Gooper Blooper: I can never refer to them as "The Orks"
Gooper Blooper: They are always and forever "Da Orkz"
RubyChao: GORK AND MORK GORK AND MORK
Princess Parfait: they're summoning the MegaZorks
Roving Del: Zordork
Roving Del: Huge Ork
Roving Del: REKROOT A BUNCHA BOYZ WITH TUDE
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Saberwulf: I should make cookies tonight
Saberwulf: I think I will
Gooper Blooper: celebratory "Cornwind's villains died" cookies
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(RP characters debate over what to do with a crystal ball full of Haruspex souls. David appears to caution against breaking it and asks for it)
Saberwulf: Oh god I just had the mental image of David slam dunking the ball when he gets it and the fucking thing just explodes with souls
Saberwulf: "THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA WHY DID YOU GIVE THAT TO ME"
Gooper Blooper: "David you said that was a bad idea" "SORRY MATES I HAD SPACE JAM FLASHBACKS"
Princess Parfait: "I FRIGGEN TOLD YOU"
RubyChao: but wulf
RubyChao: does that mean we get David's Mansion
RubyChao: where he has to vacuum them all back up and turn them into paintings
Princess Parfait: ...
Princess Parfait: I fully endorse this idea
Saberwulf: All one thousand miles of Ekspansa filled with ghosts
Gooper Blooper: "CHEEEEEEEET"
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Jumpropeman: just you and me tube sock
Jumpropeman: *pulls all the elastic out of the sock*
tube sock: D:
tube sock shrivels up and dies
Jumpropeman: so ends the life cycle of the common tube sock
Jumpropeman: this has been, National Geographic Presents
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RubyChao: utsuho why do you have a gigapie
Keeby: why wouldn't she
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(Regarding the Succubus Board Game)
Cornwind Evil: If you land on a succubi, do you get to land on a succubi?
Gooper Blooper: That's only for the Special Edition, Cornwind
Dels upon Dels: hahaha
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Veritas Vengeance: Quickly. Convince the Orks that the Uruk-Hai beliefs are all lies. I want to see which the universe listens to.
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Jumpropeman: i cant wait for the postman pat film
Jumpropeman: it looks like my kinda brand of terrible
Gooper Blooper: "TERRIBLE"
Roving Del: It is
Roving Del: You havent lived until youve seen david tennant try to kill patman post
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Jumpropeman: *Corey starts throwing a party that Blails is finally gone, turns around and sees Blails is attending it*
Jumpropeman: "I'm still here!"
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YOU CAN CALL ME KNUCKLES: Year spanning plot
YOU CAN CALL ME KNUCKLES: Beginning of the year: Skurvy falls from the sky hits his head
YOU CAN CALL ME KNUCKLES: End of the year; Skurvy wakes up
YOU CAN CALL ME KNUCKLES: "Yarr, did I miss anything?"
YOU CAN CALL ME KNUCKLES: Audience laughs
YOU CAN CALL ME KNUCKLES: End plot
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Gooper Blooper: Today, many things happened, and none involved fighting!
Jumpropeman: except like
Jumpropeman: Cauren
Gooper Blooper: oh yeah
Gooper Blooper: shit
Gooper Blooper: BUT ASIDE FROM THAT
Jumpropeman: *uses admin powers to change it into a hug fest*
Gooper Blooper: "I ate your mom" "it's okay I forgive you"
Jumpropeman: accidents happen
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Jumpropeman: anyways, I think imma do my talky thing!
2Goopy: talky talky thing
2Goopy: *Ixael comes to the bar* "I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A DEAL"
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Jumpropeman: everyone likes Shimmer more than intended
2Goopy: You knew what would happen, JRM. Cute, sad, sympathetic character and people will trip over themselves to aid
Jumpropeman: BUT SHE TALKS LIKE A VALLEY GIRL
Jumpropeman: that's enough to counter that stuff, right? :V
2Goopy: IT MAKES HER CUTER
Jumpropeman: dangit
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Bree: I agree with JRM, the Sealanders are great
Draco: You're good liars. Bless you, children. =3
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Jumpropeman: draco's RP in one image
Draco: If I could be half as awesome as Dino Riders, I could quit happy.
Draco: As it stands, I shall have to quit UNhappy. Or something. Or not quit. I dunno.
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A Single Sorrowful Titty: I wonder if Meat Boy will pull a 17
Bree: we don't even have 17 racers, he can't come in 17th
Bree pointedly missing the joke
Bree yes I got it but I wanted to pretend I didn't
A Single Sorrowful Titty: XD
A Single Sorrowful Titty: Seriously I still wonder how he did that so perfectly
A Single Sorrowful Titty: He had literally no votes
A Single Sorrowful Titty: He had literally no effortposts
A Single Sorrowful Titty: He just . . . crab
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Cornwind Evil: So first, get the last Infinity Gem
Jumpropeman: and lastly, get the first infinity gem
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Draco: So, wait, does this mean we ARE NOT killing Shimmer?
Jumpropeman: sadly, she will survive and become... A PROTAGONIST
Draco: Drat.
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Bolshevek Vengeance: Tell me Statler and Waldorf have heckled at least one Big Bar Brawl. Lie to me if you have to. But please do tell me.
Bolshevek Vengeance: :3
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RubyChao: "Oh, Anyway, I’m Codd Branford. 74 Years old. But i am a Goujin. A special Human race that brings me Eternal youth, and if i eat a “VEGAfruit” i can gain another life. Like videogames, I can respawn if i die. Today i got 18 Lives. Thanks to my Eternal youth, i got a 25 Years old body and smartness."
RubyChao: this... this is from a pokemon creepypasta
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(Characters in a plot are given two directions to go)
Cornwind Evil: DON'T SPLIT THE PARTY
Gooper Blooper: LET'S SPLIT UP GANG *Celestia trapped behind revolving bookcase*
SteelKomodo: XD
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(Caesar punches Top Dog)
Keeby: >dogpuncher
Keeby: >dogpuncher
Keeby: >DOG PUNCHER
Gooper Blooper: >punching a dog
RubyChao: spoilers: caesar is a villain
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Cornwind Evil: Where were you the night an undead dragon horror destroyed a cartoon island?
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SteelKomodo: WHERE'S THAT DAMN FOURTH CHAOS- oh, wait, it's in my sock drawer
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Bree: guys I got a pepperoni pizza, and it's cut into squares right
Bree: and there's just
Bree: one giant pepperoni
Bree: on each slice
Demomodo: >cut into squares
Demomodo: WHAT IS THIS TRAVESTY
Del in a Well: Hahahahaha
Del in a Well: Welcome to hell
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Demomodo: this may be the alcohol talking, but Lisa would own a body pillow of pretty much anyone if she could get away with it
Jumpropeman: Lisa IS a body pillow ;D
Jumpropeman: watch your beds folks
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Gooper Blooper: "Utsuho, just remember what Pit told you"
Gooper Blooper: *Utsuho is derp and thinks of Dirk instead*
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: "Anyone who insults you is a grotty piss-stained toilet!"
Gooper Blooper: "...Pit never said that."
Rubyman: XD
Gooper Blooper: "THE MONEY IS ALWAYS RIGHT" "no that was josephine"
SteelKomodo: XD
Rubyman: "When you feel sad... or bored... or anything really, just eat sweets!" "That's Sarah."
Rubyman: *utsuho ends up quoting every single person on the ZFS before getting around to Pit*
Jumpropeman: "If you feel bad, it is the star people's fault"
Jumpropeman: EverettAdvice.txt
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Jumpropeman: I had a dream last night where we got a bunch of new users on the forum with gibberish names who kept making new topics named Adventure Time where they did Adventure Time RP and they'd just post Adventure Time RP all over the forum
Gooper Blooper: in before JRM's next plot is literally doing this and our characters have to invade the new topics to stop it
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Jumpropeman: thing about Shimmer is, if something goes on too long, her eyes will glaze over and she'll stop paying attention
Gooper Blooper: "so bored"
Gooper Blooper: "can't focus"
Jumpropeman: she's a decent carpenter though! She just finds it SUPER boring
Gooper Blooper: If only carpentry had more... sparkles and neon and Lisa Frank spacescapes
Jumpropeman: I KNOW, right?
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Gooper Blooper: Reminder that this happened
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