Saberwulf: Goddamn beauty tips are like fucking schizophrenic pagan rituals
Saberwulf: "I love this tip I got from "Allure: Confessions of a Beauty Editor." When elbows get rough, you can soften them up with a sock trick. Cut the toes off a clean pair of thick socks, rub Crisco on your elbows and slip the socks over your arms"
Saberwulf: Like what the fuck
SteelKomodo: D:
Del: hahahahaha
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Keeby: back
SteelKomodo: wb harps
Saberwulf: wb
Del: wb
RubyChao: bw
RubyChao: NONCONFORMITY
RubyChao fights The Man
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RubyChao: meanwhile, a MYSTERIOUS STRANGER appeared in the bar! potential villain? new ardean hero? a random plot thread that will never come up again?
RubyChao: STAY TUNED, TO FIND OUT
2Goopy: IT'S SHROUD
Deletons: IT'S PIKACHU
RubyChao: It's actually a Jigglypuff seen from above. Sorry to ruin the surprise so early.
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2Goopy: Konami keeping up with them newfangled internet maymays
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Bree: oh god HELIOS FELLED BY THE BOOTYQUAKE
2Goopy: he would never have been able to resist dat ass
Bree: well it's his wife's ass, so he doesn't have to resist :U
RubyChao: even the years they spent together weren't enough to build up a tolerance
butt butt butt joined the chat
2Goopy: dat timing
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Keeby: the 2015 possibles list becomes bigger and bigger
Keeby: *weeps*
2Goopy: Harpy's 2015 roster is already too big and the next season isn't for seven months
2Goopy: harpy.txt
Keeby: i really, really like my chars
2Goopy: I do too
2Goopy: lel
Keeby: and people would hate me if I didn't bring the psychics back for a year
Keeby: sammy 2 month hiatus is one thing, but an entire year?
Keeby: you'd riot :U
2Goopy: NO SAMMY NO PEACE
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butt butt butt butt: Oh my god
butt butt butt butt: The ex- Lemmy's Land forums have the best censors
butt butt butt butt: "Chill the IT'S-A-ME out, people. Smash is going to be good, likely great, but odds are not fantastic due to obvious limitations and Nintendo being Nintendo about online and figuring out exactly what their fans want. Sakurai has gotten a LOT less humble and has very clearly taken charge of the project, and Bamco only knows how to do what it knows how to do when it comes to online and very little more.
I'm super disappointed I don't get my crocodile king who I've wanted to play as since I was, like, 3. But then I see wonderful stages like <redacted> and I'm like 'thank you for the nice surprise'. There's no reason to actively YEEHAW on this game or praise it, and people going at it like spoiled little I FREAKIN' LOVE PACIFIC RIM and white knights is dumb.
Also does anyone have footage of the Tomadachi Life stage? I wanna see that YEEHAW."
Del: hahaha
butt butt butt butt: Just imagine how fun would-be flame wars would look
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RubyChao: "reimu even if you force me into your clothes i am not doing your fucking job"
Bree: it's all baggy because tenshi 2flat
Gooper Blooper: ...*looks up Brawlpost*
Gooper Blooper: "-She's an averaged sized human, but very lightweight. So she's around 5'3'' and 115 lbs for her size."
Gooper Blooper: goddamn tenshi how small ARE you
RubyChao: tensmall
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RubyChao: what would happen if utsuho kills glabados
RubyChao: would she become
RubyChao: double goddess
Keeby: the actual Yagaterasu
Gooper Blooper: JUST TAKE A SLICE YOU
Gooper Blooper: YOU
Gooper Blooper: DOUBLE GODDESS
Keeby: suddenly awkward third leg
RubyChao: *utsuho just keeps absorbing the powers of every divine being in a hilarious series of coincidences*
Gooper Blooper: OkuuMass
Keeby: i'd laugh if Reimu became a goddess too
Keeby: or Kirby
Keeby: SONIAGODDESS
Gooper Blooper: "open wide utsuho, here comes the train" *Pit waving around Elohim on a spoon*
Keeby: oh jesus
Keeby: we needs jesus
Gooper Blooper: utsuho eats jesus
Keeby: turns water into wine
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Keeby: also goops, in the next post, it may give an even better MSPaint pic idea
Gooper Blooper: and then I churn out Soniapics like I churned out Sammypics last year
RubyChao: Sonia vs. Sammy: Fite For Gooper's Love
Keeby: Sonia is actually sammy's long lost cousin
Gooper Blooper: I remember when I was drawing/designing Sammy for you, I had one major goal in mind
Gooper Blooper: Try to make it so Sammy wasn't "Sonia In Street Clothes"
Gooper Blooper: I think I did okay
Gooper Blooper: that's where the freckles came from
Keeby: even if they looked alike, they have different personalities
RubyChao: that reminds me of when i was somehow worried that utsuho and tenshi would skew too closely in personalities
RubyChao: and then
RubyChao: they didn't
Gooper Blooper: lel
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Gooper Blooper: Sticking around for the next harpypost but then I'll have to go
RubyChao: *harpy purposefully delays the post for an hour*
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Draco: So...um...how did killing a boss monster go today?
(nobody answers)
Draco: That badly, eh?
Jumpropeman: yup, he killed us in real life too
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Saberwulf: Conrad Svilzerian in "How Did I End Up As An Anti-Dexys Terrorist"
Del: "Oh god i did not sign up for this"
Del: jonesy rides in on a motorbike "don't worry son i know all about being a terrorist"
Saberwulf: ZFRP, teaching children everywhere that Terrorism Is Fun
Del: haha
Del: del turns up too "son i am the uber terrorist" "uncle del no"
Saberwulf: "What the fuck my whole family is terrorists" "Hell yeah mate ATTICAAAAA"
RubyChao: jonesy and del fight over who gets to train conrad in the ways of terrorism
RubyChao: "...Is Dad a terrorist?" "Technically yes" "shit"
butt^butt: PFfFfft
butt^butt: I don't know why my laugh was so uneven
butt^butt: Imagine me coughing in the middle of it
Saberwulf: Chokin' on them pffs
Del: conrad is the eighth son of an eighth son of a terrorist
Del: a sourcerist
Del: *bad pratchett joke*
butt^butt: >Eighth son
butt^butt: Seven deals with David happened offscreen
Saberwulf: Pff
SteelKomodo: lolz
butt^butt: "Jonesyyyyy, I want some ice cream! If you get it for me you can have another baby!"
butt^butt: Just David crashing in their house and being the laziest guest
Saberwulf: "Now I'm my own grandpa! Again!"
Saberwulf: David's basically a hobo who happens to own planets made of money
RubyChao: Conrad's brothers: Consad, Conbad, Conmad, Conlad, Conhad, Concad, and Conpad
RubyChao: one of them grew up to be a bad guy
RubyChao: (it was Conhad)
Saberwulf: Was it Conhad
Saberwulf: I KNEW IT
butt^butt: Conhad #3
Del: conrad svilzerian vs the world
Saberwulf: "You dated all my brothers?!" "Also your sister. The buff one with the guns." "FUCK"
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Draco: Sine just goes around pranking Sentinels. And they can't stop her for some reason because she's drunk.
Draco: "Sir, we can't find her." "SHE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU." "No, the scanner says that's a distillery in front of me, not a sentient lifeform."
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Cornwind Evil: Hypotenuse beat an enemy with WORDSWORDWORDS
Dosoe Vengeance: She is her mother's daughter.
RubyChao: she really is - dangit ven
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Dosoe Vengeance: Galactus is pink, and his hat is something even Jewel man would call gay in a non-complimentary sense.
Cornwind Evil: Eh, he's a Kirby design
Cornwind Evil: That gets him a pass.
Cornwind Evil: Plus I always liked the idea that Galactus is perceived by every race differently
SteelKomodo: Jewel Man: Seriously? A pillar hat? Darling, get your head out of the sixties!
Cornwind Evil: I read this theory once that his strange costume is because the human brain is struggling to comprehend him
Cornwind Evil: And it manifests in weird clothing
SteelKomodo: that is a weird theory, CW, but i guess it works
Dosoe Vengeance: Martian Manhunter and Kryptonians just happen to see him exactly the same as a non-powered earth human?
Dosoe Vengeance: Hmghm. I'll stick with 'Cthulu is awesome' on me own front, meself.
Cornwind Evil: Oh no
Cornwind Evil: But they're not the ones reading the story, are they?
Cornwind Evil: We are
Cornwind Evil: And the heroes have no reason to stop and say "Hey, does he all look the same to you?"
Del: to someone in the universe, galactus looks like hulk hogan
Del: this pleases me greatly
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Draco: I like to imagine Sine is Gooper-style whenever she does anything that isn't grimdark.
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Saberwulf radiates friend energy at Spy
RubyChao: frieeends
RubyChao grabs spy, gooper, and harpy and drags them into a group hug
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RubyChao: spy's evaluation technique
RubyChao: Is Person Me -> No: The Best
butt^butt: Pre'much, Chao
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Gooper Blooper: I bought pogeycards today
Gooper Blooper: I'm gonna open it
Gooper Blooper: right now
Spy appears nonetheless!: any fossil grimers?
Gooper Blooper: If there's a Fossil booster pack in there I'm selling that shit
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Delsposition: So i finally click on the soundcloud link in wulfs final nerds post and am greeted with the phrase "supersex420"
Delsposition: Sounds about right
Saberwulf: Supersex420 is a family friendly artist I assure you
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RubyChao: "My mind instantly went through all the possibilities that could lie within picking up the note; Sylveon with bleeding eyes and a decaying, gory body;it giving a creepy message like WooULDD yOU likE 2 DiE?; so on and so forth. Biting my lip, and preparing for the worst, I walk up to it and press A.
'I love you! -S' is what it read.
I blinked. That’s it? Cute, but… Not what I had in mind at the time. Slightly disappointed, and being a bit of a horror-lover, I sighed."
Jumpropeman: was that written by the guy in the ZFS Mall Gamestop?
Jumpropeman: "Damnit, this isn't scary enough :I"
RubyChao: yes, this is what reimu has to deal with regularly
RubyChao: i bet he's made touhou creepypasta games at this point
RubyChao: AND THEN UTSUHO BURNED UP MARISA INTO A PILE OF ASHES
RubyChao: Utsuho: "I would never do that! D:"
Jumpropeman: i dunno, you were pretty rough in your fite against her :V
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RubyChao: a bird, pit
SteelKomodo: "Go away, Dirk."
SteelKomodo: ...actually, idea
RubyChao: is the idea "dirk finally learns"
RubyChao: because i support that idea
SteelKomodo: yes
RubyChao: LET'S DO IT
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Sandvich Vengeance: Hello kitty! Sweet li'l kitty! GET OFF MY KEYBOARD, BELOVED FUZZBAG <3 I'll be back. Gypsy wishes attention.
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Keeby: Tenshi apologizing reminds me of that one Powerpuff Girls episode where Buttercup was being an ass to a glue eating kid
Keeby: and to beat him she had to apologize
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Galacta Spy: Del
Galacta Spy: How the hell
Galacta Spy: Did I miss the Smokey flashbacks
Galacta Spy: Holy shit that was real I can't believe it
Endless Del: It was real
Galacta Spy: It was
Galacta Spy: It really, really was
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RubyChao: “In Pokémon X and Y, Elgyem and Beheeyem can learn Steel Wing from TM51. This is likely due to an oversight; in Generation V, TM51 contained Ally Switch, and the Pokémon are only available from Poké Transporter.”
RubyChao: beheeyem uses steel wing in the next fite against him
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Bree: hi JRM
Jumpropeman: hi bree!
Bree: ilu JRM <3
Jumpropeman: right back atcha bree ☞ ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞
Galacta Spy: JRM!
Galacta Spy: *steals the JRM away*
Bree: nooooooooooooooo D: D: D:
Bree chases Spy with a baseball bat
Jumpropeman: oh, it appears i have been purloined
Jumpropeman: is this how goops usually feels?
Galacta Spy: No, JRM
Galacta Spy: You've been
Galacta Spy changed name to LIEPARDED!
LIEPARDED! uses Thief, takes the Breesball bat
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RubyChao: goops continues entering sarahkin in bbb
RubyChao: but what will he do for BBB9 D:
LIEPARDED!: He repeats, obvs
LIEPARDED!: Or Bree enters Melody
Gooper Blooper: >implying you can only enter the brawl once
Gooper Blooper: the ride never ends, chao
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Sandvich Vengeance: Small barpost; brb
Bree realizes Vengeance is currently a sandwich
Bree eats Vengeance
RubyChao: bree no don't eat other users
RubyChao: that is rude
Bree eats Ruby
RubyChao: :I
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Keeby: oh no i suddenly like my 2011 chars again
Keeby: *falls out of chair and curls up in a ball*
Jumpropeman: the curse of a callback cameo
Keeby: i want to rp all the chars
Keeby: never all the kirbies again tho
Gooper Blooper: lel
Gooper Blooper: don't worry harpy, it happened to me just this year
Gooper Blooper: I brought back sarah for a cameo
Gooper Blooper: then to use her for that plot so I could use that picture
Gooper Blooper: Then she won Fite 100
Gooper Blooper: and there you have it
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Draco: What sort of thing should I record Captain Sarah doing next?
Jumpropeman: slaughtering tribbles
Draco: I will see what I can do.
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Jumpropeman: holy crap Josephine in Draco's video XD
It Is I Ruspy Chao: ?
Jumpropeman: around the 30 minute mark
It Is I Ruspy Chao: JOSEPHINE PLS
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(Jumpropeman makes a plot that requires pairings/couples to participate)
Keeby: is it bad that I want to jump into the Deckplot
Keeby: by having one other char of mine to go up to Juan and say "Heeey let's be together FOREVER"
Keeby: "LETS GET MARRIED"
Keeby: "...what"
Keeby: should i marry/bind Juan x Belinda or Juan x Janet. Or Juan x Kela
RubyChao: >kela
RubyChao: moar kela
Gooper Blooper: Obviously saralex
Gooper Blooper: "SARAH IS UNFAITHFUL" "...what"
RubyChao: the lovers try to prey on alex's insecurities
RubyChao: "SHE LOVES FOOD MORE THAN YOU"
Gooper Blooper: "GO BIND YOUR SOULS FOREVER"
Gooper Blooper: "TOTES LEGIT"
Jumpropeman: they'd probably just say "REMEMBER 2012?!?!" over and over
Gooper Blooper: Scarlet X Soniaccubus
Keeby: Sonia has enough screentime besides she'd take the succubi sisters with her
Keeby: LOVE CANNOT BE CONSTRAINED BY SOCIETY'S STANDARDS
Saberwulf: That was weird, I just wrote the word Scarlett down and when I looked back to Chatzy I saw the word Scarlet
Delsposition: Chatzy-vu
Saberwulf: I was like "did my brain stop working for a second"
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RubyChao: "As the train grew closer Zephyrus made sure to keep Celestia's unconscious body far, far away from it in case Garland had any funny ideas. Thankfully, there were no last transformations. No final forms. Garland was dead and gone, forevermore."
RubyChao: hahahaha
RubyChao: ha
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RubyChao: oh yeah del
RubyChao: do you want to know about stupid convoluted plan in ride to hell
Endless Del: i do want to know about stupid plan in ride to hell
RubyChao: ok so
RubyChao: Our "Hero" needs to get past an electric fence
RubyChao: he proceeds to hijack a tanker truck, which he drives several miles up to a power plant
RubyChao: there, he uses said tanker to blow up the power plant, knocking out the power for miles
RubyChao: at which point he goes back and crosses the fence
RubyChao: at no point did he consider maybe just. running down the fence with the truck he just stole
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: what a moron
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(Del enters Race Yer Mates)
Endless Del: posted
Endless Del: ORKS
Endless Del: that is my entry
Jumpropeman: dis gonn be gud
Endless Del: dere's deffinitly no tinboyz in dem pyramids
Endless Del: nope
Endless Del: mork sex
Endless Del: *sez
Endless Del: OH GOD WORST TYPO
Jumpropeman: XD
RubyChao: del pls
Saberwulf: Del attempts to quickly gather up his spilled Mork & Mindy paraphernalia, but it is to no avail
SteelKomodo: ORKS
SteelKomodo: right, time to make mine
RubyChao: is it
RubyChao: the third pitbro, Pat Dark
SteelKomodo: ...i have no idea what it's going to be
SteelKomodo: shit, I thought this would be easy
SteelKomodo: but it isn't
RubyChao: i'm gonna be honest, my thought process was "i think tenshi on a motorcycle is a cool thing"
RubyChao: so uh :V
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Gooper Blooper: "During a brief battle, Bill explains that while he understands he cannot hope to destroy Galactus with his power alone, he intends to destroy Galactus by annihilating any and all worlds Galactus seeks to feed from, thus starving him to death. The character's obsession with stopping Galactus eventually results in him being unable to lift his own enchanted weapon, an object that can only be wielded by the worthy."
Gooper Blooper: beta ray bill why
iKomodo: Bill pls
Jumpropeman: good thing Cornwind didn't do Galactus last year
Jumpropeman: Bill would've just destroyed Porphyrion to stop him
Delsposition: Haha
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Keeby: *making up a wrestling story while knowing nothing about wrestling*
Keeby: THIS WILL END WELL
Gooper Blooper: Just make wrestling real in the story
Gooper Blooper: boom, it's just beating the shit out of people
Jumpropeman: google "wrestling moves" and use the first five that sound interesting
Keeby: well, i'm not talking about the moves, more about the people
Keeby: you will seeee
Jumpropeman: google "wrestlers" and use the first five that sound interesting
Gooper Blooper: JRM's answer to everything is google it and pick five
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FUCK MITT ROMNEY I MADE IT: HERE AT THE ZFRP ARENA
FUCK MITT ROMNEY I MADE IT: YOU'D BETTER BE READY TO CHEER WITH ALL FOUR ARMS
FUCK MITT ROMNEY I MADE IT: BECAUSE MACHAMP! IS! HERE!
FUCK MITT ROMNEY I MADE IT: AND IF YERRRRRRRRRR NOT DOWN WITH THAT
FUCK MITT ROMNEY I MADE IT: I'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA
FUCK MITT ROMNEY I MADE IT: I'M POSTING
iKomodo: hi spy
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RubyChao: how siren comes back for 2015:
RubyChao: falls asleep
RubyChao: wakes up in vegas
Keeby: Siren reappears as one of those vegas dancers with Sonia
Gooper Blooper: When I started that picture I looked up what vegas dancers wear
Gooper Blooper: and I was all "oh god 2lewd" so Sonia got a toned-down version
Saberwulf: "what vegas dancers wear" not a lot usually
Gooper Blooper: Exactly
Keeby: Sonia and Siren would still totes wear those
Keeby: Carlos would be embarrassed for both of them
Gooper Blooper: Confidence!
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Keeby: oh my god
Gooper Blooper: Dirk takes Jo to Planet Trendy
Keeby: I would pay to see that
iKomodo: There's no recourse for me now
iKomodo: Dirkmas 3 is Space Dirky
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SteelKomodo: have some stoats
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Gooper Blooper: barpost
Delsposition: Boop
Jumpropeman: don't boop the goop
Gooper Blooper: Poob
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