GB: Now let's get them d8's outta the way
GB rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 4
GB rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 1
RedSpy rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 1
RedSpy rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 4
RedSpy: . . .
RedSpy: Ha ha, Chatzy
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TheDeleter: I HAVE THE CHAT TO MYSELF
TheDeleter: time for hilarious antics
TheDeleter: MAAAAKE WAAAAY FOR QUEEN JONESSYYYYYY
TheDeleter: SAY HEEEEEY! IT'S QUEEN JONESSYYYY
TheDeleter: Hey! Clear the way, right up to the bar!
TheDeleter: Hey you! Let us through! It's a brand new star!
TheDeleter: Oh come be the first on the block to meet her eeeeeye!
TheDeleter: Make way! Here she comes!
Saberwulf joined the chat
TheDeleter: Ring bells, bang the drums! Oh, you're gonna love her, guys!
TheDeleter: damn it
Saberwulf: Haha
TheDeleter: now i can't carry on with the musical
TheDeleter: i don't have a role for you or anything
Saberwulf: ON TOP OF OLD SMOOOOKY
TheDeleter: damn it wulf why do you screw everything up D:<
Saberwulf: IT'S MY JOB
Saberwulf: BUZZ WULF KILLINGTON, ESQUIRE
TheDeleter: okay yeah i can't argue with that
Saberwulf: SO other than going insane up to anything interesting?
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GB: DUN DUN DUNNNN
RedSpy: Nope
RedSpy: Nu uh
RedSpy: Not listening
RedSpy: You can't make me
RedSpy: They're Bowser's original kids and Bowser Jr. is a turd
GB: search your feelings, you know it to be true
RedSpy: Nup
GB: GRAND HIGH LORD MIYAMOTO HAS SPOKEN
GB: TREMBLE IN FEAR, PEASANTS
RedSpy: Shame he's so wrong
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TheDeleter: i need to get onto sabrewulf and decide what we're doing with this here babby
TheDeleter: and then TIME DILATION and he can be a ridiculously cute toddler for halloween, dressed up as tigger or something
GB: pfff
TheDeleter: "Bug!"
GB: "Mommy! Pillow!" "That's Sarah, dear."
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter: "Cat!"
TheDeleter: NOOOOOOOOO STOP THIS I AM THE MASTER OF DARKNESS
GB: I wonder if Antoinette will want to be friends
TheDeleter: "Leave that cat alone, Conrad!"
TheDeleter: that will surely never happen, goops
TheDeleter: never
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GB: Is Lucifer referring to anything specific re:Sarah that I'm forgetting, or is it just 'she's Sarah, she helps people'
TheDeleter: the latter!
GB: YAY SARAH
TheDeleter: she's so good it makes heaven's collective head hurt
GB: a soul so pure you could eat off it
TheDeleter: XD
RedSpy: Sarah would
GB: Celestia: "Sarah Triden is an absolute good! NO ONE is immune to her charms!" Garland: "Nobody but me."
GB: Celestia: "If you TRY it, you'll love it!"
GB: Garland: "TRY one of those radioactive-" okay it kinda breaks down at this point but you get the idea
TheDeleter: hahaha
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GB: Here, have something pleasant
RedSpy: . . . Okay, that's adorable as fuck
GB: Ariel seal of approval
TheDeleter: awwwww :3
SteelKomodo: That is amazing :3
RedSpy: Sarah seal of approval
GB: That is a cake fit for a Sarah indeed
GB: If you have to use the word "gorge" you're doing it right
TheDeleter: hahaha
GB: Gloria seal of approval
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TheDeleter: lotta's dad turned up!
TheDeleter: it was satan
TheDeleter: yaaaaay
Erebus: O.O
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SteelKomodo: ...has Eshe remembered how to blink?
SteelKomodo: Just asking, since Del brought it up *ohdear*
Erebus: Yeah, Eshe blinks. Both out of habit and to simulate crying.
SteelKomodo: Phew
Erebus: Since her eyes can't/don't water.
TheDeleter: She's gonna do a lot of blinking soon :<
Erebus: =C
TheDeleter: HOW CAN WE RESOLVE THIS TERRIBLE CRISIS
Erebus: BLOOD
RedSpy: THUNDER
TheDeleter: KITTENS
SteelKomodo: FOOD
Erebus: YER A WIZARD HARRY
TheDeleter: THE BABBY
Erebus: GODZILLA
TheDeleter: SHIPPING
GB: DONKEY!
Erebus: TF2
TheDeleter: um
TheDeleter: SARAH
GB: WHITE MAGIC
GB: POTIONS
GB: PHOENIX DOWN
TheDeleter: JONESY
GB: ELOHIM
GB: ELOHER
Erebus: ELOBRO
GB: ELOBROSIS
GB: EPIC MEALS
TheDeleter: wow look at all those memes
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Saberwulf: It's 9 in the morning, I've never felt better in my life and I'm the only one online.
Saberwulf: Welp guess David's getting shot today.
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GB: I'm watching the Dr Rabbit cartoon to write this and I love that Dr. Rabbit made real sure we could all see he was holding COLGATE toothpaste at the start of the China segment when he's comparing the Great Wall of China to fluoride
RedSpy: pfffft
TotallyNotTheDeleter: just gotta make sure
TotallyNotTheDeleter: everyone's gotta see this
TotallyNotTheDeleter: although willingly subjecting yourself to the dr rabbit cartoon makes you stronger than i am
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RedSpy: Tune in for the sequel
RedSpy: Where Dr. Rabbit tries to brush mantis mandibles and discover what's under the Celestiafog
GB: Under the Celestiafog is yet another gadget
TotallyNotTheDeleter: nooooo he'll doom us all
GB: or even more hair because goddamn Celestia has a lot of fucking hair
TotallyNotTheDeleter: under celestiafog is more celestiafog
GB: It's like a shy guy mask
TotallyNotTheDeleter: a fog elemental all along
GB: that can't be right, Dirk would know if dat ass was incorporeal
TotallyNotTheDeleter: damn it you're right
TotallyNotTheDeleter: myth busted
GB: "trust me man, it's all solid"
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SteelKomodo: I was just imagining Pit shouting lines from those MS Paint Robotnik comics
SteelKomodo: squeaky Antony Del Rio voice and all
RedSpy: . . . pfffffffffffffffft what
TheDeleter: SANTOS IS OUTSIDE
SteelKomodo: TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF
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Saberwulf joined the chat
Saberwulf: FIVE FIFTY IN THE MORNING IS THE BEST TIME TO CHATZY
Saberwulf: OH GOD
Saberwulf: THERE'S NOTHING TO DO
Saberwulf: GUESS I'LL GO
Saberwulf: UH
Saberwulf: FUCK
Saberwulf: WELP, LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO READ SA LIKE A LAZY ASSHOLE FOR AN HOUR
Saberwulf: SQUIDELLY DON'T DO DRUGS, KIDS.
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