SteelKomodo: crocodile blood is the cure for HIV, apparently
TheDeleter: it sure is
TheDeleter: one day we will make a world that saxton hale would be proud to live in
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TheDeleter: Eshe smileys!
TheDeleter: sad :[
TheDeleter: happy :]
TheDeleter: uh
TheDeleter: that's it
Erebus: You forgot the current one!
Erebus: </3
Erebus: ...I'm sorry.
TheDeleter: :C
TheDeleter: hopefully that'll be <3 soon
RedSpy: You're staking Eshe? That's cruel!
Erebus: You know very well Eshe can't eat steak :crossarms:
TheDeleter: she'd be no good on a stakeout
TheDeleter: that's fo sho
Erebus: Oddly, she's at her best in high stakes situations
TheDeleter: she's best under high pressure?
TheDeleter: maybe some biting comments would throw her off
Erebus: Maybe, they'd probably drain her.
TheDeleter: i'm gonna stop now
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GB: There's a traveling hot dog stand in my area called Hot Diggety Dogs
GB: And a chinese place called Wok N Roll
Saberwulf: I know of a pizza place up in Brooklyn called Pete Zaaz
Saberwulf: Nice name, Pete. Nete.
TheDeleter: Wok N Roll is actually mildly amusing
GB: oh yeah that reminds me
GB: I saw some sort of bar or diner called The Hub several towns away
GB: thank you RP
GB: Now I think that place is a warp zone to the wulfverse
Saberwulf: It is
Saberwulf: David owns it
TheDeleter: of course
TheDeleter: is there anything he doesn't own?
GB: "holy shit Vermont is boring"
Saberwulf: Ulrika
Saberwulf: Ulrika owns him
TheDeleter: hahaha
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RedSpy: I found the best thing from SA
RedSpy: I used to teach arts & crafts to 12 - 14 year olds and once I caught a kid drawing Sonic with a huge blue boner saying "im guna fuk ur butt". When I took his sketchbook from him and flipped through it it was page after page of poorly drawn Sonic porn, the kind of awkward, hilarious porn that only a 12 year old boy could draw.
TheDeleter: that
RedSpy: That is our generation
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RedSpy: No, creepypasta, Sharpedo and Scizor were not in Pokemon Blue
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RedSpy: So, has Alex cheated on Sarah with Josephine yet?
TheDeleter: dun dun duuuuuun
SteelKomodo: wh
SteelKomodo: what kind of question is that?
TheDeleter: the best kind
SteelKomodo: ...
TheDeleter: it's called a joke
SteelKomodo: is it bad that I thought of Alex the- NO DON'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE D:
GB: Also, has Sarah cheated on Alex with Pit?
TheDeleter: has jonesy cheated on erebus with i dunno how to finish this sentence
SteelKomodo: and has Raw cheated on Pit with Dipffftahahaha
GB: Del cheated on Eshe with REVOLUTION
RedSpy: Has Zephyrus cheated on pfffHAHAHAHAHAHA couldn't finish that
SteelKomodo: Zephyrus cannot cheat on anyone, silly :P
GB: CHEATED ON BIOLLANTE WITH BROWNY
GB: "I thought we were bros"
RedSpy: XD
RedSpy: Has Oceanus cheated on his fist with his arm cannon?
SteelKomodo: Wouldn't that be just really violent masturbation?
RedSpy: For face-punching you perv
RedSpy: :P
SteelKomodo: DX
RedSpy: HAS SINE CHEATED ON DES FOR JAXX!?!?!?!?
RedSpy: (the answer is "The Lord made me do it")
TheDeleter: question of the century
TheDeleter: has ann cheated on kittens for puppies
GB: NEVER!
SteelKomodo: Has Stella cheated on Nick for- *raincake*
RedSpy: Has Dirk Pat cheated on his douchiness for . . . BEING NICE?
SteelKomodo: ^ yes, sadly :<
RedSpy: Has JRM cheated on Fite Yer Mates for an actual lie?
RedSpy: *lifre
RedSpy: *LFIE
RedSpy: *life
RedSpy: The flying fuck, keyboard
SteelKomodo: Spy's keyboard is on strike
TheDeleter: spy's keyboard is cheating on him
RedSpy: Is nto
RedSpy: . . .
GB: is too
TheDeleter: hahahahahahaha
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TheDeleter joined the chat
TheDeleter: A brief announcement
TheDeleter: dongs
TheDeleter: that is all
TheDeleter left the chat
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Cornwind Evil: Canada is boring
Cornwind Evil: We have no slang
Cornwind Evil: And we do not say eh and aboot
SteelKomodo: that sucks :<
Cornwind Evil: At least not in the stereotypical contexts
TheDeleter: canada is the country that stands in the corner with it's drink whilst all the other countries are partying
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GB: Sarah throwing up is a most unwelcome mental image
TheDeleter: years of massive-scale consumption
TheDeleter: coming back the other way
TheDeleter: dear god
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SteelKomodo: speaking of Raw, I wanna try and have her and Pit do something tomorrow maybe
SteelKomodo: and not fall out, for once
SteelKomodo: like maybe another movie, or Tridenland
GB: THE MOVIE TRIGGERS A HORRIBLE FLASHBACK
GB: RAW ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYS A RIDE WITH HER ARMS
SteelKomodo: NOTHING IS SAFE FROM GRIMDARK
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RedSpy 2.0: Tangwhaup is the best word ever
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SteelKomodo: I'm eating hot and spicy pringles
SteelKomodo: whooo
TheDeleter: whooo
TheDeleter: you go gurrrrl
SteelKomodo: don't ever say that again D:
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GB: I could also have Josephine use CHEMISTRY to fix the Monster Blood if we still need GIANT DIRK PAT
SteelKomodo: "OH GOD WHY IS EVERYONE SO SMALL D:"
GB: And then Dirk Pat reenacts King Kong with Celestia
GB: And climbs the Empire State Building and swats at Widow Maker's plane
SteelKomodo: "STOP TRYING TO RUIN OUR FIRST DATE BUG D:<"
SteelKomodo: Pit: *facepalm*
GB: "ELOHIM DAMMIT, DIRK, SHE SONZONED YOUUUUuuuuu"
TheDeleter: hahahaha
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Saberwulf: BABBY CERTIFICATE
SteelKomodo: BABBY CERTIFICATE
GB: Yes, but where's the long-form babby certificate
Saberwulf: In David's ship of course
Saberwulf: excuse me, I mean Dr. Prof. Sir David "Chilly-D" Arcturus Wulf PhD. Esq's ship
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TheDeleter: but hooray at least little conrad officially exists now
TheDeleter: no joke, i did actually consider making his middle name david at one point
Saberwulf: Conrad David Svilzerian I think you mean
TheDeleter: i didn't dismiss it, i just never thought about it again :P
Saberwulf: David is a very narcissistic person
Saberwulf: Well if you ever want to change it, David knows some people. One day he's Conrad David Svilzerian, next day he's David Conrad Svilzerian
GB: David Svilzerian Conrad
TheDeleter: damn it all
Saberwulf: Now look what you did, Goops! You went and revealed David's codename from the proxy wars
TheDeleter: those confusing bureaucrats
GB: Chilly-C Svilnizzle
SteelKomodo: goops what have you done
TheDeleter: that's his rap name
TheDeleter: he's gonna become a star and make his mom proud
Saberwulf: And then wind up traveling with David
Saberwulf: Just like most inner city white kids
TheDeleter: david is a pied piper of people
Saberwulf: "Hey who wants FREE MONEY AND UNLIMITED FUN?????"
GB: Conrad and Piggy Tyro: On Tha Road
GB: Coming directly to home video this november
Saberwulf: "My cousin and that kid I blended up in a vat of slime on an asteroid" the movie
GB: Guest starring A Totally Radical Cat With One Leg On A Skateboard
SteelKomodo: pfffft
Saberwulf: Chilly as Ice
MechaSpy!!!: Oh god that cat
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