RedSpy: pffft Jehovah's Witnesses
GB: HEY MISTER PECH HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS?
Erebus: "GET OFF MY PORCH AND TAKE YOUR PAMPHLETSS WITH YOU"
RedSpy: Could be worse
RedSpy: Could be Kermit's Witnesses
GB: Church of the Arm Flail
SteelKomodo: "I've witnessed Kermit enough, thankss."
TheDeleter: witnessing kermit is not for the faint of heart
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SteelKomodo: that's, like, the third time poor Dirk has been rejected
SteelKomodo: I'm amazed he hasn't gone into depression by now
TheDeleter: he'll get there one day
TheDeleter: *sniff*
TheDeleter: one day
GB: Only the third?
SteelKomodo: Yes, only the third
SteelKomodo: that one time with all the fangirls doesn't count because Raw intervened
GB: I'm thinking of four: Celestia, Raw, Electra, and now Morgana
SteelKomodo: ...ah, forgot Raw
GB: Plus five dozen offscreen maybe
SteelKomodo: XD
GB: Oh, and he's hit on Josephine two or three times, although she technically hasn't rejected him yet
RedSpy: FORESHADOWING!?!?!?!
GB: =O
SteelKomodo: well, depending on how the etiquette lessons go...
SteelKomodo: >_>
SteelKomodo: <_<
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RedSpy: This will never stop being hilarious
RedSpy: Those poor, poor robot genitals
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter joined the chat
TheDeleter: ba- what
TheDeleter: robot genitals oh dear lawd
RedSpy: Every cover
RedSpy: Blasting robots in the nads
RedSpy: With that horrifying smirk on his face
TheDeleter: megaman is frightened of sex
TheDeleter: that must be it
SteelKomodo: nah, clearly it's pingas envy
RedSpy: Also why is Pharaoh Man the size of the Taj Mahal
SteelKomodo: Why wouldn't he be?
RedSpy: . . . Fuck, you're right
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TheDeleter: whats the matter, pech
TheDeleter: we not cool enough for you?
TheDeleter: not ALPHA LEGION enough?
TheDeleter: >=I
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RedSpy: You could probably grim up Zelda, or Pokemon, or even goddamn Mario. But once you cross it all over the dissonance becomes ridiculous
RedSpy: "SAMUS, LOOK OUT! THE GUNSHIP HAS BEEN INFESTED BY MAGNEMITES!" "Clear them before they consume the engines, Lieutenant Luigi!"
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RedSpy: One of these days we WILL make Pech happy
RedSpy: HEAR US, BUS
Erebus: NEVER
Erebus: NO ONE CAN BE HAPPY IN GRIMDARKLAND
GB: BUT WE'RE NOT IN GRIMDARKLAND ANYMORE
Erebus: For the moment C=<
GB: D:
Erebus: Nah, I dunno. We'll see what happens I guess.
Erebus: Roll a tractor to solve Pech's emotional problems!
GB rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 6
GB: D:
Erebus: YOU'VE MADE THEM WORSE
GB: NOOOOO
RedSpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 9
RedSpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
Erebus: Pech blinked. "Why am I ssuddenly an Agorophobic?"
RedSpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
RedSpy: HA! DEUCES!
Erebus: YOU'VE GOTTEN TO THE POINT YOU WERE AT BEFORE
RedSpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 11
RedSpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 7
RedSpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
RedSpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 20
RedSpy: I rest my case
Erebus rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 14
Erebus: Pech dies. Good job, Zephyrus.
Erebus: Just, just, Bang-up job, there.
RedSpy: . . . D:
SteelKomodo rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
RedSpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 3
Erebus: Nah, I don't think character crises like this can be solved with tracto- YOU PERMAKILLED PECH SK OH MY GOD
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: Also nah, I don't think they can
Erebus: AND NOW ANTOINETTE IS DEPRESSED TOO
RedSpy: I CAN FIX IT!
Erebus: EVERYTHING SUCKS
RedSpy rolled a die with 101 sides. The die showed: 15
RedSpy: . . . That awkward moment where your loaded die crap themselves and fail
SteelKomodo: Takes more than a dice to solve dilemmas like this
RedSpy rolled a die with 9001 sides. The die showed: 4423
RedSpy: There. I just won every tractor for the next 3 years of ZFRP
GB rolled a die with 31 sides. The die showed: 20
TheDeleter: i leave you lot for five minutes and look what happens
GB: DAGAHRA LENDS A HAND
RedSpy rolled a die with 2 sides. The die showed: 2
TheDeleter: >=I
RedSpy: SO DOES WAZZPINATOR
SteelKomodo: XD
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TheDeleter: the one thing i treasure most about starcrafts art direction is, kerrigan aside, women marines wear the same brick shithouses as men
GB: Hence allowing for dramatic gender reveals
TheDeleter: um
TheDeleter: yes :P
GB: "Del said we'd be safe here, and now he's meat."
GB: I remembered that verbatim
GB: what is wrong with me
TheDeleter: nothing, its just me :smug:
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GB: Lemme make sure I got this right - They brofisted by both punching through Destroyah Crab 3's innards and meeting in the middle?
RedSpy: PRETTY FREAKIN' MUCH
GB: yeah he's done
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TheDeleter: Inform 7 sounds neat, where do i get it
Saberwulf: I'll throw you a link, one sec
Saberwulf: http://inform7.com/
Saberwulf: You ever played Adam Cadre's games?
Saberwulf: (His big ones being Varicella, Shrapnel, Photopia and more recently Nameless/Endless)
TheDeleter: not really, no
Saberwulf: Well you should play them, then. At least Photopia because it isn't hard as fuck like Varicella. But quick version is that Cadre is widely realized as the greatest IF author on Earth, and he programs in Inform 7
TheDeleter: ooh
Saberwulf: All of his games are esoteric as fuck and I love it
Saberwulf: Like Endless/Nameless is about what happens to characters of a BBS game when they die
TheDeleter: holy shit
TheDeleter: this is awesome
TheDeleter: i'm already writing a parody of old greek gods and i have no idea what i'm doing
Saberwulf: Haha
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter: this is great
Saberwulf: Told you
Saberwulf: I'm currently writing A WOMAN HAVIN' PROBLEMS BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T KILL GIANT MONSTERS LIKE HER GRAMMA
TheDeleter: it's like i'm actually being productive!
Saberwulf: Whoooooaaaa
Saberwulf: It's like magic
TheDeleter: mother of god this is everything i've wanted
TheDeleter: it's easy
TheDeleter: i can write
TheDeleter: and it makes games
Saberwulf: I keep hitting my keyboard and games are coming out why is this working
Saberwulf: I think the only feature I could ask for would be a spellcheck but this has plugins so I'm sure it's out there
TheDeleter: mm
SteelKomodo: mmhm
Saberwulf: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Saberwulf: Is Chatzy just going to be a series of mmmmms now
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GB: is that some clothes shopping at the mall I spy
TheDeleter: it is
GB: Need to get some chemist up in this hizzle
Erebus: Hooooooo gurl
TheDeleter: qurrrrrl
Saberwulf: hold my urrings
TheDeleter: i know you aint talkin bout dis swag mofo
Erebus: Lemme take ma weave out
GB: gurrrrl, you don't need no white magic, Mama Josephine fix you up with DOWN HOME REMEDIES like grandmama used to make
Saberwulf: Ghetto ass Chatzy
GB: They don't teach you dis Elixir recipe in the fancy schools
Saberwulf: Chatzy, how many jokes should David make in Chet's chapter of this text adventure?
Saberwulf asked Chatzy to choose between every joke there is and only some of them. Chatzy chose: every joke there is
Saberwulf: Woo
GB: That's Our David!
GB: David Wulf's entire existence is filmed in front of a live studio audience
Saberwulf: The David Show
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GB: First you draw some torture, then you tear out the eyes, add a great big cry for help and presto, it's grimdark
TheDeleter: yaaaaay?
SteelKomodo: DDD:
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SteelKomodo: Goops, since when were you such a pessimists.
SteelKomodo: *pessimista.
SteelKomodo: Damnit, iPad keyboard, I'm not Spanish
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