Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: I just had the stupidest idea of us all just being Death Knights named after Kongs. The DK Krew
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Just go into dungeons
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: And post the lyrics as we appear in formation
SteelKomodo: Del is obviously Lanky
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: "SO WE"RE FINALLY HERE" "PERFORMING FOR YOU" "IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO" "dear lord there's 3 of them"
SteelKomodo: no style, no grace, but a funny face
Del: for sure
Bree: only if I can be candy kong
Bree: hey bb check out my hawt apetits
Bree: I'm the sexiest monkey you'll ever lay eyes on
Bree: and I'm totally a monkey
---
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: This will be my chatzy background every day
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: On a daily basis I will be greeted by Fred Flintstone's smiling face, the bright blue skies, and a wall that needs to be painted
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: The game was released in 1991, Fred
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Its been 25 years
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: And you're still painting that wall
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Why are you only one quarter of the way done
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: How are you still smiling
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Is this the second coat? Or maybe the hundreth?
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Your family hasn't seen you in years, Fred. You're still just painting that wall
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: They miss you
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Fred no put the bowling ball down
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: He's your friend, he deserves better than this
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Even if he steals your cereal on a daily basis
(later)
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL was timed out
iKomodo: There goes spy
Gooper Blooper: he has to GET TO THE BOWLING ALLEY BEFORE IT CLOSES
iKomodo: XD
---
SteelKomodo: I'm still a bit weirded out by Assless Chaps Ramza
SteelKomodo: like, how is that a thing in whatever setting that is?
Orion Harpy: we don't know what happened either but apparently it's strong enough to tank an ultima and help Ramza learn it
Gooper Blooper: *shrug*
Orion Harpy: looks impractical, is godtier armor
Orion Harpy: idiot hair game 2strong
RubyChao: asslex
---
Gooper Blooper: chillax with the weather channel
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Del: aesthetic
---
Inhale: WELL I JUST HAD THE WORLD'S MOST AWKWARD CONVERSATION WITH MY MUM
Inhale: SO NOW SHE KNOWS WHAT BRAZZERS IS
iKomodo: And I was there
iKomodo: RIP my brain
Gooper Blooper: oh dear
Inhale: Context time
Inhale: Mum follows a player of the Small Town Sports Team on twitter
Inhale: He just tweeted he was going with a friend
RubyChao: oh my
Inhale: Who is a locally-born porn star working for brazzers
Inhale: She had no idea and basically asked me to google for their big brother ripoff thing
Inhale: There are no fucking words
Gooper Blooper: lel
Gooper Blooper: ivel's not here so I'll fill in
RubyChao: maximum lewd
---
RubyChao: 1:33 PM - The Red Superchao: utsuho invites iku over to dinner one night (assume pit knows "A /FISH/, TENSHI")
1:33 PM - The Red Superchao: okuu tears through chicken while iku chomps down on tuna
1:33 PM - The Red Superchao: pit feels a little weirded out
1:33 PM - Steel Komodo: hahaha
1:34 PM - Steel Komodo: "...There's something really weird about this."
---
Bree fat seal mode engage
Bree megaflop
Inhale: Look out, bree's on a flop spree
Bree flops on Del
Bree flops on Ruby
RubyChao is flattened under the sheer weight of the flop
---
Gooper Blooper: >Brontosaurus is a legal name again
---
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Gooper Blooper: doing some sarahpg playtesting tonite
Gooper Blooper watches chao vibrate
RubyChao: !!!!
RubyChao: !!!!!!
RubyChao: i'd say "tell me more" but you can't because spoilers but screw it i'm saying it anyway
RubyChao: tell me more
Gooper Blooper: the usual boring gamedev stuff (ie fixing a million tiny issues)
Gooper Blooper: also I think the encounter rate for this area is too high
RubyChao: "fixed issue where sarah was mistakenly referred to as 'thin'"
Gooper Blooper: just one-shot an enemy with Gloria's base summon, the giant spider
RubyChao: gloria not OP
RubyChao: don't ner
RubyChao: *nerf
Gooper Blooper: don't nerr, ie keep her away from Francis
RubyChao: also goops have i mentioned i like this One Brawl Sarahkin Per Year thing because it's - oh GOD
Gooper Blooper: she will not be your high-technical babe
RubyChao: francis would interact terribly
RubyChao: just trying to use NerrToBabe.exe on all the women of the bar
RubyChao: spoilers: it would not help
Gooper Blooper: even the succubi are like "really"
Gooper Blooper: A shame I didn't start One Sarahkin A Year until season 3 but 1) we didn't have the freedom of slots then and 2) I was initially hesitant to put the sarahkin in FYM
RubyChao: season 3 also helps because it was the start of the new forum
RubyChao: wids PASSING THE TORCH even if she did join BBB3
Gooper Blooper: move over old stars... for... uh, more old stars
Gooper Blooper: WHATEVER JUST MOVE OVER
RubyChao: for not quite as old stars
RubyChao: NO GOOPS STARS ARE AS OLD AS WIDS
RubyChao: *then everyone has to move over for Sponia*
Gooper Blooper: MOVE OVER FOR FOSSILIZED PREHISTORIC STARS
Gooper Blooper: *brings back Supercat, an OC I made when I was 5*
RubyChao: was he a cat
RubyChao: with superpowers
Metamurder: WE HAD TO REALIGN OUR PLANETARY ROTARY STRUCTURE TO MAKE ROOM FOR PROTOSARAH
Gooper Blooper: It was literally Garfield in a superhero costume
RubyChao: oh god
RubyChao: clearly, we need to do a joint season 6 plot about the greatest battle of all time
RubyChao: SUPERCAT VS. THE CAPED AVENGER
---
(Chao is playing Banjo-Kazooie)
RubyChao: >accidentally run off very high up bridge because sudden camera angle change
RubyChao: :I
Del: oh noooooo
RubyChao: :I
RubyChao: :I
Orion Harpy: :IIIIIIIIIIII
Orion Harpy: i grew too many chins :C
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: which level be this?
RubyChao: click clock
SteelKomodo: oh god
SteelKomodo: yeah, shoulda told ya about those thin branches
Del: click clock wood is the best level but like the 2nd or 3rd most annoying
SteelKomodo: and the bridges as well
RubyChao: got enough mumbo tokens though
RubyChao: lemme guess; 1 is rusty bucket?
Bree: read that as momoko tokens
Del: yes
RubyChao: lel
Bree: momokens
Del: horrible water, engine room, fiddly platforming with awkward camera angles
Del: what would you trade momokens in for bree
Bree: cuddles
Del: a good trade
SteelKomodo: :)
---
Draco: Speaking of creepypastas, who wants to hear one? =D
RubyChao: i doooooo
Draco: I can't make myself type badly, so I apologize in advance if you can read it.
Draco: "Recently, my life has taken a turn for the frightening! My dad recently started saying everything in Spanish. He'd never taken a class, his native tongue was German, and we didn't even have a Taco Bell near us."
Draco: "It started gently. Sometimes he'd say a word or two, like he'd picked up a phrase from a co-worker. Then he'd start talking to himself in complete sentences, only in Spanish."
Draco: "Finally, it got to the point where everything he said was in Spanish, even to us and our neighbors and to his co-workers. His boss even called us and asked if he was alright."
Draco: "Mom took him to a doctor, but there was nothing wrong with his brain. Mom took him to a psychiatrist who could find nothing wrong with his mind."
Draco: "Somehow though, Dad would never speak Spanish at restaurants, so we ended up spending a lot of our family time at a new Italian-French cuisine place. Things got better then; Dad would say things in English or German once in a while. This new restaurant seemed to be the cure!"
Draco: "It wasn't meant to last though. Dad had almost completely rid himself of speaking Spanish and we went out to eat to celebrate. To our horror though, when the waiter asked what Dad would like to order, Dad said...."
Draco: "Crèpe y pasta!"
Draco: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
RubyChao: boooooooo
RubyChao: boooooooooooooooo
Draco: (Oh, and the spaghetti sauce was HYPERREALISTIC.)
Draco: Harpy thought it was funny. I can tell because she's not murdering me. =V
SteelKomodo: booooooooooo
Del: oh man
Del: what a buildup
Del: what a payoff
Del: perfect
Del: gj draco
Del: you get a gold star
Draco: Thank you. ='D
Orion Harpy: that is horrible
Orion Harpy: lel
Draco: On a serious note, I would like to one day see a Creepypasta that describes a lot of blood and gore and unexpected horror only for the writer to realize they were playing Silent Hill.
Draco: And NOT some haunted copy of Kirby.
Del: haha
Bree: draco that was amazing
Bree: you made me laugh
Bree: A+
Draco: The jury is spoken! 2-3: Draco gets to live!
---
RubyChao: okuu just casually hanging out above FIELDS OF LAVA and near an ERUPTING VOLCANO
RubyChao: #That'sOurOkuu
Draco: She bathes in it when it's hot outside.
RubyChao: ...and i just found a picture of okuu bathing in magma
Tableter: Rip pit, tried to bathe with okuu and didn't check the location
Gooper Blooper: 2spooky
iKomodo: Hahaha
RubyChao: "Come on in, Pit, it's nice and warm!" *Pit looks at a couple of his feathers beginning to brown even as he's only in proximity to the pool*
RubyChao: "I'll pass, Okuu."
iKomodo: #Canon
Draco: "But I thought you liked hot springs."
RubyChao: "Not that hot."
---
Bree: Burdgar update: still hasn't been acknowledged, still hasn't turned into a burd again
Bree: he did make a really awful pun though
Bree: tl;dr assassin Garona Halforcen shows up to assassinate Khadgar, incapacitates the player and Khadgar's protector Cordana Felsong
Bree: she then tries to stab Khadgar but he freezes himself in a block of ice, which is an actual playable-mage spell called Ice Block which prevents all damage for the duration
iKomodo: Welp
Bree: after the incident is resolved (Cordana recovers and chases off Garona), she flips out at Khadgar like "I told you to stay in camp!"
Bree: and he's like "Don't worry Cordana, I kept it cool"
Bree: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
iKomodo: BOOOOOOOO
RubyChao: >:(
---
RubyChao: and then youmu exploded from rage
---
Orion Harpy: buying in bulk saves lives
Orion Harpy: (which is why my family doesn't go shopping for food all that often; our pantry and fridge is well stocked from places like Costco and BJ's existing)
Orion Harpy: (BJ's does not mean what you think it means)
Gooper Blooper: lel
iKomodo: XD
RubyChao: i've been to BJ's!
RubyChao: there's one over in new jersey right next to the supermarket
Orion Harpy: ...do i want to make that joke
RubyChao: is it #lewd
Gooper Blooper: I bet you do
RubyChao: because if so yes
Orion Harpy: ruby has seen more action than most of us
---
RubyChao hurls Touhous at Harpy
RubyChao hurls some more at Goops
RubyChao hurls some at Draco to be sure
Gooper Blooper catches letty mid-flight
Gooper Blooper squish
Draco is impaled on a Touhou's horn.
Draco: Bury me with my....money. D;
Draco builds a Money Bin.
Gooper Blooper: http://youtube.com/watch?v=N1eNW7GG_Q8
Draco: Okay, FINE, no more self-deprecation until Monday. =V
RubyChao: http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2014/06/10/just-an-average-joe/
Gooper Blooper: http://youtube.com/watch?v=N1eNW7GG_Q8
Gooper Blooper: whoops, copy didn't take
Gooper Blooper: ...my copy won't register
Gooper Blooper: what the hell
RubyChao: *watches again anyway*
RubyChao: right click copy?
Gooper Blooper: *tries a cut, watches link visibly vanish, pastes in chat bar, it's still Bury Me With My Money*
RubyChao: unless that's what-
Gooper Blooper: I'm scared
RubyChao: wha
RubyChao: that's odd
Gooper Blooper: http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2014/06/25/the-long-butt-of-the-law/
Gooper Blooper: THERE
Gooper Blooper: Refreshing the page worked
RubyChao: yaaay
RubyChao: when does jojo get called
Gooper Blooper: oh god, mental image
Gooper Blooper: it's just like the old ace attorney standby of a dramatic last-moment entrance
Gooper Blooper: it's josephine
Gooper Blooper: there's a new biggest butt in the courtroom
Gooper Blooper: just in time
RubyChao: she enters butt-first, of course
Gooper Blooper: complete with the stock AA screen flash, shake, and bang noise
Draco: OBJECTION! Using butts as evidence objectifies butts. >=I
Orion Harpy: dirk, save the banging until after the court case
Gooper Blooper: let the record show that the witness, quote, "is cool with that"
RubyChao: dirk put your pants back on
RubyChao: yes dirk we know you also have a good butt
RubyChao: we don't need an in-court demonstration
Gooper Blooper: "Bailiff, make those two stop twerking."
---
RubyChao: pit apparently found cupid's bow at one point in 2013
RubyChao: he accidentally poked himself with it :V
iKomodo: ...did he?
iKomodo: somebody link me to that
Gooper Blooper: no, that's the joke
Gooper Blooper: because burd
RubyChao: it's just a "lel pitsuho" joke
iKomodo: ah, lel
RubyChao: and pit being an angel with a bow
iKomodo: Oh, ok :U
Gooper Blooper: He never actually found the bow, no search results for "cupid" on the forume
RubyChao: pit finds the bow, accidentally shoots arrow
RubyChao: it rebounds and lands in Tenshi's back
Gooper Blooper: remember when forum search would just arbitrarily refuse to count posts for like six months and then add them all at once
RubyChao: yes
iKomodo: Hahaha
Gooper Blooper: tenshi tanks the arrow, it bounces off
RubyChao: new pairing: TENSHI X ELECTRA (who was passing between tenshi and viola at the time)
Gooper Blooper:
RubyChao: ...i was imagining other stuff and it led me to the path of "viola manages to get tenshi on a submarine"
iKomodo: A Yellow Submarine? :U
RubyChao: "Isn't the deep sea interesting, Tenshi?" "Uh... sure... yeah... whatever you say..." *tenshi's face is white as a sheet*
Gooper Blooper: >tenshi surrounded by water
Gooper Blooper: this will end well
RubyChao: then the captain comes on
Gooper Blooper: Viola does in fact have a strong interest in the deep sea
RubyChao: annouces that they're going to give everyone the best showcase possible
RubyChao: cue all the sides turning transparent :V
Gooper Blooper: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
RubyChao: "...Tenshi, I take it you are uncomfortable?"
iKomodo: XD
RubyChao: god why did i just imagine this
RubyChao: after spending five minutes regaining her composure, tenshi asks "...these don't ever break, right? Right?"
RubyChao: cue some random NPC
Gooper Blooper: you've gone five months without tenshiola and you need more
RubyChao: "They sure do, young lady! In fact, just last week-"
RubyChao: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Gooper Blooper: that's why
RubyChao: and yes that's about right
RubyChao: i don't understand why the tenshiola requires giving tenshi recurrent nightmares, though
Aurora Harpy: welp
Gooper Blooper: five months with no tenshiola or pitsuho
Gooper Blooper: because #comeuppance
RubyChao: viola finally gets tired of tenshi's endless screaming
RubyChao: quiets her by blocking Tenshi's lips with her own
Aurora Harpy: hi
Gooper Blooper: beautiful
---
Gooper Blooper: must... be... responsible...
Gooper Blooper clicks RPG Maker folder instead of SORR folder in Games
RubyChao: good goops, best frand
---
Gooper Blooper: "I’m such a fucking nerd
i’m playing ISC and i just got to the final day and i see tenshi and i just go in this high pitched voice 'TENSHIIIII I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN' and then i die because i’m not paying any attention to what’s happening"
Aurora Harpy: lel
RubyChao: oh my god
RubyChao: viola please
---
SteelKomodo: i want to do work, but After Effects is being a bitch
SteelKomodo: so i'm watching dumb videos instead :U
Boreas: Give it a treat
Boreas: Bitches love treats
---
Boreas: >Dungeon Fighter Beta closes in an hour
Boreas: FUCK
Boreas: >and will reopen 24 hours later
Boreas: >because lol maintenance
Gooper Blooper: MAINTENANCE
Boreas: TOP FUCKING KEK
Boreas: it's a huge update that includes a new class
Boreas: which is basically shiela incarnate
Boreas: agg small pic but whatever
Boreas: in one of her subclasses she can summon a unicorn and ride it into battle
Boreas: FUCK YA'LL I GOT A HORSE
Gooper Blooper: idiot hair spotted
Boreas: oh shit i didn't even notice that
Boreas: good catch
---
Gooper Blooper: maybe someday I'll play beat em ups with people here, use Gens netplay or something (I think it has netplay)
Boreas: possibly
SteelKomodo: yay
Seth Rollins Cuts Off Limbs: One day we can all play beat 'em ups
Seth Rollins Cuts Off Limbs: And battle the most inappropriately voiced final boss of all time
Seth Rollins Cuts Off Limbs: 35:30
Boreas: i play DFO with ivel
Boreas: he cuts things, i shoot things
Boreas: dead
Gooper Blooper: I would of course advocate streets of rage 2
Gooper Blooper: my favrit
Boreas: occasionally i go mage and explode everything, as i should
Gooper Blooper: VIOLENT STORM is a great name
Boreas: lel
SteelKomodo: it is
Gooper Blooper: oh god that voice
Gooper Blooper: CW wasn't kiddin
SteelKomodo: how come
SteelKomodo: all these 90's beat-em-ups
SteelKomodo: revolved around a girlfriend getting kidnapped?
Boreas: "I'LL SHOW YOU NO MERCY" *girliest one ever*
Gooper Blooper: Video games in general revolved around people getting kidnapped
Boreas: because what's a plot
Gooper Blooper: especially girls
Gooper Blooper: BUT
Gooper Blooper: In Streets of Rage 2
Gooper Blooper: the person who gets kidnapped IS A DUDE
SteelKomodo: oh lawd
Boreas: BROWNIE NO
Boreas: *shot*
Gooper Blooper: In Browny's game no one is kidnapped
Gooper Blooper: instead it's World Domination (OF COURSE)
Gooper Blooper: those were pretty much your options for stories in the early 90s vidya world
Boreas: in DFO it's just "go tame the fairies that went out of control due to a goddamn fucking apocolypse caused by some sky people"
Boreas: but that's not 90s at all :U
---
Gooper Blooper: I got some Cracker Jacks the other day and I was stunned to find they've finally changed the prizes
Gooper Blooper: I'd been getting the same prize in CJ since the early 2000s
Tableter: Hahaha
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Tableter: AT LAST
Gooper Blooper: there's just one problem
Tableter: uh oh
Gooper Blooper: I bought four bags, and I've eaten three
Gooper Blooper: the three bags all contained the same prize
Gooper Blooper: A sticker of the team logo of the Philadelphia Phillies
Gooper Blooper: I guarantee you that fourth bag has another damn phillies sticker in it
Tableter: Oh nooooooo
Tableter: Fuck da phillies
Gooper Blooper: it's still an improvement over the last prize
SteelKomodo: nuuuuu D:
Gooper Blooper: the one I was getting for damn near a decade was a little "puzzle" type thing where you fold along the guidelines to make the face of a US President
Gooper Blooper: Every time I went back to Cracker Jacks after not eating any for a few years, there was Fold Washington's Face, again and again
Tableter: Conspiracy material right there
Saberwulf: A bag of filled with old crackers featuring an old cracker as a prize
SteelKomodo: wulf with the sick burn :U
Gooper Blooper: pffffffffff
Tableter: Fucking hell wulf
Tableter: #Told
(The next day)
Gooper Blooper: I ate that last bag of Cracker Jacks, and the prize was...
Gooper Blooper: NOT another Phillies sticker!
RubyChao: !!!
SteelKomodo: oh?
Gooper Blooper: (it was a Yankees sticker)
Festering Malignancy: ={
The shirtless POWER man will not approve, CrackerJack.
RubyChao: haaaaaa
Boreas: welp
---
Malign Myouou Murderer: Kobbers land on Earth with Gluttony, Sarah, Hansel, Utsuho, and the Wheelers in tow.
MASS STARVATION IN FOUR BUFFETS
BLACK HOLE BY THE END OF SEASON
OTHER JOKES FOR OVEREATING
-retires-
Gooper Blooper: the good news is that Celestia is able to somehow keep up with all this
Gooper Blooper: the world is safe
Malign Myouou Murderer: Oh yes. That reminds me. -pays off giant and/or cauren to shove pews several feet to either side and remodel the church's walls more expansively, creating a rather broader aisle by the time its done- Draco wanted to congratulate you on your wedding, Alex. Well, actually, his message was 'This should make things easier', buttttt the sentiment.
Malign Myouou Murderer waves and runs away
Gooper Blooper: kek
SteelKomodo: the fat jokes never die
Malign Myouou Murderer: I'm sure they will! ... when someone eats them?
Malign Myouou Murderer is going to burn for this someday
---
Bree: random mental image
Bree: Melody tries to teach Boreas/Silence sign language
Bree: or rather learn it with them
Bree: except
Bree: "oh noes! I don't have enough fingers! D="
Bree: melody flailing her stubby chibi limbs like "WHAT DO"
---
Boreas: >guild named Toho Gensokyo is on DFO
Boreas: well okay
Boreas: does that make reimu the leader
RubyChao: yes
SteelKomodo: hahaha
---
RubyChao: pit whyyyy
SteelKomodo: fanfic pit is such a massive jerk
SteelKomodo: Pit vs Fanfic Pit for 2015
Festering Malignancy: Dirk -isnt'- *is shot*
SteelKomodo: hahaha
---
Festering Malignancy: Huh. This is the longest I've ever been a werewolf. :l
---
(Bored during a VGCW delay, the Twitch chat resorts to quoting Botchamania)
Gooper Blooper: Smilingtoy: SO HOW MUCH DIS FELLA WEIGH?
Soganbare: I´M A BADMAN
Brandy_bogard: WHAT HAPPENED FALCO
Nap1400: WE COMIN FOR YOU ***
Maximumkangaskhan: <--NOT PREPARED
Iceycone: KNUCKLES THE ULTIMATE CONTENDER
Rock_hard_richard: You wanna play 21?
Brandy_bogard: ER BAZZA
Miarenoko: SUPER DRAGON
Theinspirationalbodallas: DOCTOR OF RUSEVNOMICS
Alduin453: I THINK CONKER IS IN THE RING GUYS
Herecomesthechief: DAT AIN'T FALCO
Southsing: BAZZA PLS
Gooper Blooper: the chat is even more incoherent than usual
---
(Harpy is worldbuilding)
Boreas: tech mostly gets combined with magic, since it places a little less of a burden on resources (such as natural gases and coal and such); the world is about 50% hippies
Boreas: since they worship the gods which pretty much explicitly say "don't take more than you need, don't abuse the earth" all that sorta stuff
Festering Malignancy: MY GAWD
FIFTY PERCENT HIPPIES
THE PLAGUE SPREAD
.____________________________________o
Festering Malignancy: CLEFT
CLEFT
CLEFT
WE NEED YOU
SAVE THESE PEOPLE
Boreas: 50% of the people have nice hips
Boreas: :I they just care enough about the earth to not drain the resources dry
SteelKomodo: also hahaha
Boreas: such is a hippie life
Gooper Blooper: 50% of goopschars have nice hips
RubyChao: which 50% is regigigas in
RubyChao asking the important questions
Gooper Blooper: Chao: I legit don't know :V
Gooper Blooper: okay yeah I do
Gooper Blooper: Look at Gigas, he clearly skips leg day
Gooper Blooper: he's all about upper body strength
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Gooper Blooper: all his best moves involve punching and crushing
---
Boreas: its time for LETS FUCKING DUMP AS MUCH SUGAR IN THIS CEREAL AS POSSIBLE
Bree: is it cap'n crunch with crunchberries
Boreas: no crunchberries, i don't like them
Bree: shun the nonbeliever
Bree: shunnnnn
Bree: j/k
Boreas: i believe in many things, but not the berries
Festering Malignancy: Captain Crunch will Be The Man To
Festering Malignancy: And/or beat Hypo in the BBB. ;v
Boreas: Such is not his weakness
Gooper Blooper: I too never eat any capn crunch besides plain
Boreas: goopy knows the truth
Festering Malignancy: Three hundred years later, Hypo can successfully fake being a human woman- but can she display... A SENSE OF HUMOR? -stares at fallout dictator Hypotenuse with a challenging Eyebrow-
Gooper Blooper: Skeiron shall teach her!
Festering Malignancy: =o
Gooper Blooper: "PREPARE FOR YOUR LESSON, HY-PAC-ENUSE"
Gooper Blooper: reminder that I took one of the first and most fearsome bonus bosses ever made and made them a complete joke
Seth Rollins Fears The Chair: Hypotenuse: What did one strawberry say to the other? Nothing, such organisms cannot talk.
Gooper Blooper: Skeiron: "VERY GOOD. YOUR SPECIALTY SHALL BE ANTI-JOKES. THIS UNIT BELIEVES IT FITS PERFECTLY."
Festering Malignancy: Hypo-and-Hypo anti-comedy tour with Skeiron will be the best thing ever. f;
---
Boreas: ivel asks how tall sarah is
Gooper Blooper: She is 4'10"
Boreas: "maybe she's just an extra large hobbit, with how much she eats"
Gooper Blooper: but no one else in her family is a hobbit
Boreas: ivel plz
Draco: Sarah Underbelly
Boreas: then he asks why they are called the sarahkin and i fail to explain it well
Boreas: "go ask goopy directly"
Gooper Blooper: I forget who coined it
Draco: Prob'ly Jrm.
RubyChao: because sarah came first even though she was actually third, fifth if you count her parents
Gooper Blooper: but basically the reason they're "the sarahkin" and not "the celestiakin" is because Sarah was the first one to be a ZFRP character and remained the most prominent until Season 3
Boreas: celestialkin
Draco: (#Dracokin)
RubyChao: clearly we need to rename them helioskin after the patriarch, ignore the fact that he's the least significant
Gooper Blooper: also, to look at it another way
Gooper Blooper: "sarahkin" is much catchier than something like gloriakin or arielkin
Gooper Blooper: and "kinsephine" just won't do
Boreas: "that name is strange but everything about them is strange. i don't even need to RP to know that RP is completely strange"
Boreas: -ivel 2015
RubyChao: it's true
Gooper Blooper: yep
Boreas: i love how you guys just accept it
Draco: Arielkin '15 :I
RubyChao: look this community started as a spinoff of a tournament where thousands of spiders divebombed a giant mass of dead swan flesh in the very first year
Gooper Blooper: Why wouldn't we? I like that RP is strange. I personally helped make it strange.
RubyChao: zoofights has ALWAYS been strange
Gooper Blooper: And, as I was just about to point out before Chao beat me to it, Zoofights itself was completely bonkers
Gooper Blooper: reminder that it wasn't just spiders
Gooper Blooper: it was radioactive tarantulas with jetpacks and party hats
RubyChao: also, all of a sudden that comment on which kin name reminded me of asking you about your favorite sugar sister
RubyChao: "it's like choosing my favorite child"
Boreas: whyyy
Boreas: why would you do that
Boreas: YOU'LL RUIN THEIR SELF ESTEEM
Gooper Blooper: To be perfectly honest, I think I have a top three, but it's fun to RP all of them (even though I haven't really found my groove with Helios yet)
RubyChao: >top three
RubyChao: tell us
Gooper Blooper: In no particular order:
Gooper Blooper: Sarah, Celestia, Josephine
Gooper Blooper: in before >no gloria
RubyChao: me and goops right now
Gooper Blooper: it's really close
RubyChao leans harder
Draco: Ariel is best Kin.
Gooper Blooper: at least jobbiel has one fan
Draco: Team Ariel 4 life. BI
RubyChao: that's not very long, draco
Gooper Blooper: kek
Draco: Shots fired! >=U They hit Ariel and she ded.
ivel joined the chat
Draco: Hi Mom.
Draco: *Ivel
Gooper Blooper: oh no I died
ivel: Did you do your chores today young Draco
RubyChao: hi ivel
Draco: NOPE.
ivel: Good
ivel: Just as I raised you
ivel: now go eat your cake and don't forget to be in bed by 5 am
Boreas: ivel we're just spoiling the child that we adopted that is probably older than both of us
Boreas: he has work tomorrow :I
ivel: a clear lesson in parenting
Draco: Hey Ruby, did Samus pay her taxes? 'cause I heard she still has her JOB
RubyChao: yes
RubyChao: samus pays taxes on time and in full when she's in a position to pay them
Draco: Papa Harpy, are we having donuts and cupcakes for dinner again? :V
Boreas: only when we invite grandpa goops and granny ruby over
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#Ruined: Jumpropeman why did you do this to me
Gooper Blooper: what did JRM do to you
#Ruined: I'm trying to look up how to do this organic chem problem and I find this
#Ruined: Not funny JRM. Not funny.
RubyChao: oh god
Boreas: jrm plz
Gooper Blooper: >it's not an in-joke because it's decades old
Gooper Blooper: I was expecting a "sonic hedgehog gene" kind of thing
Gooper Blooper: it's wonderful
#Ruined: Organic chem is NOT the executive of having fun
Gooper Blooper: I forget, what is Spy going to eventually be that requires him to take all these classes he hates?
Gooper Blooper: A doctor?
RubyChao: a biologist?
ivel: That Medic's a Spah
#Ruined: I'm going into genetics, yeah
#Ruined: And its not all these classes I hate
#Ruined: Just chem
#Ruined: Everything else I enjoy except when the lab is underfunded goddamnit luggy
Gooper Blooper: so what you're saying is
Gooper Blooper: you're going to be
Gooper Blooper: a spy-entist
#Ruined: . . .
#Ruined left the chat
ivel: Goddamnit Goops
Gooper Blooper: :D
#Ruined joined the chat
#Ruined: I swear, JRM's gonna hear about this when he gets back
Boreas: goops i am going to slap you
Boreas: or
Boreas: or
Boreas: REMOVE SAMMY FROM MY CHARACTER PROFILES FOR THAT CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY D:
RubyChao: *GASP*
Gooper Blooper: >implying you could bring yourself to slap the goopy
ivel faints from shock
Gooper Blooper: >implying you could get away with burying sammy
Boreas: are you saying you'd murder me if i buried sammy for a year
Draco gets out the whuppin' stick and whups Goops.
RubyChao: well he DOES have admin powers
Gooper Blooper: No, of course not, I don't murder frands
#Ruined: Did someone say BURIAL?
Gooper Blooper: that's hardly frandly
#Ruined digs self into hole
ivel: he'd hire someone ELSE to
Boreas: ivel no
Gooper Blooper: I'd just do what we always do in this situation
#Ruined: Talk about butts?
Draco: Chocolates?
Boreas: im imagining goops just hugging me and shushing me until the bad thoughts go away
Gooper Blooper: Whenever someone here threatens to get rid of a beloved character, everyone else just says they'll get rid of that user's favorites too
ivel: welp
Gooper Blooper buries Sarah and Silence
ivel: no dear that's my job :I
Boreas: *BURIES GLUTTONY AND KEVVY*
Boreas: THIS MEANS WAR
#Ruined continues burying Spy
ivel: :O
Boreas: why do you need to bury him, we have pyro
Boreas: scatter the ashes
Gooper Blooper: *eventually all characters are buried except Blails*
RubyChao: >burying kevvy
#Ruined is now under a giant hill of dirt
Draco buries...um...Ariel?
RubyChao promptly buries Tenshi
Blue sits in the corner eating paste.
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