Chatzy Madness Volume 46: The Light of Mylf

N Goat: For your viewing pleasure: Father Squid typed into the origin generator equals Horse manure
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: poor guy
N Goat: huh, now this one is interesting
N Goat: PURNIMA seen from the side: CUNNING
SteelKomodo: ooh
SteelKomodo: Dirk = Dirt
TheDeleter: jonesy = dreary????? lies!
SteelKomodo: pffft, totes saw that coming
N Goat: More Origin Gen: Alice=Slimy
SteelKomodo: ...I regret putting Eddie in D:
TheDeleter: um
TheDeleter: Amanda got
TheDeleter: er
TheDeleter: yeah i echo sk's sentiment
N Goat: Sister Alice=Cute Cutie
N Goat: I think I'm done here
SteelKomodo: LIES D:<
RedSpy: PFFFFFFFT

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TheDeleter: here is my idea
TheDeleter: we redo dominic deegan but with waluigi and also good
TheDeleter: COMIC 1
TheDeleter: panel 1, waluigi sitting at a table with a crystal ball and a clock on the background
Gooper Blooper: WALUIGI DRAW YOUR WEB COMIC
TheDeleter: panel 2, closeup of waluigi's head/face, looking super bored
TheDeleter: panel 3 back to the same layout as panel 1
TheDeleter: "Waluigi hates this."
SteelKomodo: ...YESSSSSSSS

Widow Maker's Game Room 4: Growl

"Denizens of the web! I'm Widow Maker, this here is my special guest Ariel Sierra, and today we're reviewing Growl for the Sega Genesis."

"So when do I get to plug my new campaign?"

"Later."

"Aw."

Chatzy Madness Volume 45: Ultimate Nightwish Copy Protection

TheDeleter: i am
TheDeleter: i am cooking
Harpy: now all I can imagine is del in a frilly pink apron trying to bake a pizza
SteelKomodo: XD:
TheDeleter: actually i'm making potato wedges :)
Harpy: almost the same thing! Except not really

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M Sheep: New RP Idea: All my characters as mimes
M Sheep bringing you bad ideas since 1992!
SteelKomodo: oh god no D:
Gooper Blooper: Worst Possible Settings for 2013 RP
Gooper Blooper: 1: A Trailer Park
Gooper Blooper: 2: Mongolian-Manchurian Steppe
Gooper Blooper: 3: Fucking Manhattan Again
M Sheep: 3: Clown School
SteelKomodo: I disagree with your 3 point, goops
Gooper Blooper: goddamn clowns
SteelKomodo: Clown School would be considerably worse
funnyspy: I'd so RP on theeeeeee
funnyspy: MONGOLIAN! MANCHURIAN! STEPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​!
Gooper Blooper: but there ain't shit to do in mongolia
Gooper Blooper: You thought the non-fight RP got slow LAST year
Gooper Blooper: "Welp, guess we sit on the grass until Zombie Tiamat Skeleton Cyborg shows up"
SteelKomodo: "Boy, Shin Cyber Zombie Akuma Level 2 is taking his time, isn't he?"
M Sheep: 4: Alternate Dimension Existing Inside Sine's Shot Glass
M Sheep: Not quite sure what I was on when THAT happened

Widow Maker's Game Room 3: A Week of Garfield

"So, who's up for a video game? I sure am. With me today is a new special guest - my morality pet and close friend, the marshmallow with the most, Sarah Triden!"

"Hi, everyone! Widow Maker, what game are we playing?"

"We're going to be looking at A Week of Garfield for the NES."

"I love Garfield!"

"I know you do, that's why I invited you! I'll let you take the helm for our first play."

"Yayyyy!"

Widow Maker's Game Room 2: Rolan's Curse

"It's time for another trip to the Game Room with your favorite giant mantis, and today I'm not alone. For this and all subsequent reviews I'll be inviting a special guest to join me. Today's guest is Josephine Bouteille of Sarahkin fame. Say hi, Josephine."

"Um, hello."

"That's the spirit.

We're going to be reviewing Rolan's Curse, an ancient Game Boy cartridge crafted by Sammy in 1990."

"Rolan... Why does that name sound familiar?"

"Doesn't ring a bell with me."

"Weird. Oh well. So uh, who's the 'Rolan' in Rolan's Curse?"

"It's the name of the country the game takes place in. It's been cursed by Barius, a demon king. Cliche as hell."

"Cliche for you, very realistic for me."

"Mysidia got this a lot?"

"Oh yeah. Bozo knights and dragons every other week. Most of them didn't get far."

Widow Maker's Game Room 1: Golden 20-in-1

 "The video game industry is in an odd phase. Some think there might be another video game crash. 'There's too many sequels,' people say. Or 'The big companies are suffocating the little guys' or 'The game prices are too damn high!'

Personally, I think modern controllers use entirely too many buttons. Not that I enjoy that waggle nonsense either.

My point is, why whine about the present when there's about sixty billion video games available from the past? I'm here in my personal Game Room - the largest room of my humble Florida home - and I've got myself surrounded by cartridges from all sorts of crusty old systems nobody gives a damn about these days. Join me as I dig through the pile in search for what every gamer desires: a game that isn't shit.

And by the way: We'll be focusing on more obscure titles. Nobody wants to read about fucking Super Mario Brothers 3 again.

Today's game is... lessee here... Howsabout 'Golden 20-In-1"? Hot damn, twenty games in one! That's one way to get this thing started on the right foot.

Chatzy Madness Volume 44: Seduce the Chuggernaut

Gooper Blooper: And here we go with another ridiculous online generator
SteelKomodo: ooh
SteelKomodo: ...Thomas = shaved?
SteelKomodo: that's bullshit, man D:<
Gooper Blooper: Sarah = throb, SARAH = Smirk, and sarah = porno
SteelKomodo: i haven't shaved yet!
Gooper Blooper: oh dear
SteelKomodo: ...XD:
Gooper Blooper: Widow Maker = Super Honest
Gooper Blooper: that's actually true
SteelKomodo: Celestia and Alex would have a goddamn freakout
SteelKomodo: ...Dirk = Love
SteelKomodo: Hmmmm...
Gooper Blooper: :3
SteelKomodo: much :3
Gooper Blooper: widow maker low caps = inadequacy
Gooper Blooper: baby form, maybe
Gooper Blooper: And all caps is Super Expert
Gooper Blooper: Ariel Sierra = Armpit Hair
Gooper Blooper: get a shave, you hippy
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Josephine = Detention
Gooper Blooper: bad things happen to sadsephine
SteelKomodo: :<
Gooper Blooper: ...Sadsephine = Outstanding
SteelKomodo: Nick = Mud
TheDeleter: Jonesy = accuse
SteelKomodo: D:
TheDeleter: Delmond = splendor
Gooper Blooper: Stel-Stel = talented
SteelKomodo: d'aaaw :3
Gooper Blooper: Zephyrus = technical
TheDeleter: Amanda = glamour
TheDeleter: aw yeeeeee
Gooper Blooper: so much glam
Gooper Blooper: bitches don't even know
SteelKomodo: Nicky-poo = Dignified
Gooper Blooper: Draco = prank
Gooper Blooper: how fitting
SteelKomodo: yeah, right :P
Gooper Blooper: Skeiron = Skillful
Gooper Blooper: ennnnh
Gooper Blooper: Gloria = flatus
Gooper Blooper googles "flatus"
Gooper Blooper: It means fart
SteelKomodo: lesse what happens when I put Dirk's full name in- XD:
Gooper Blooper: that wasn't very nice, generator
SteelKomodo: High Tension
SteelKomodo: ...I'm above that joke
TheDeleter: lol
Gooper Blooper: oh good lord
Gooper Blooper: Dr. Rabbit
Gooper Blooper: just, just punch it in yourself
SteelKomodo: try Pit Angelos
SteelKomodo: I dare ye
SteelKomodo: ...DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Gooper Blooper: Pit's sounds about accurate considering his fangirl swarm
SteelKomodo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELIp1G4mZPE
Gooper Blooper: Josephine in low caps = superhero
Gooper Blooper: HERE SHE COMES TO SAVE THE DAY
SteelKomodo: YAY =D
Gooper Blooper: Missingno. = Pestilence
Gooper Blooper: Without the dot at the end it becomes Muscleman
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Erebus = Serious
Gooper Blooper: extremely fitting
Gooper Blooper: Pech = Lewd
Gooper Blooper: not so fitting
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Antoinette = Intercourse
SteelKomodo: ...D:
Gooper Blooper: Pech does not approve
SteelKomodo: what
SteelKomodo: what
SteelKomodo: what
Gooper Blooper: Or maybe he does, I don't know anymore
SteelKomodo: also Shuma-Gorath = Highest award
Gooper Blooper: "EXACTLY WHAT I DESERVE!"
SteelKomodo: "I'd like to thank myself for being such an inspiring multi-dimensional horror..." *sniff*

Chatzy Madness Volume 43 - Don't Just Wear It, Pwn it!!1!

Cornwind Evil: http://godzilla.wikia.com/wiki/Godzilla_Monster_of_Monsters
Cornwind Evil: I'm like 'Where's Red?' and then go 'Oh.'
SteelKomodo: pfffft

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TheDeleter: somehow i have no food in the house
TheDeleter: this is ridiculous
SteelKomodo: D:
Saberwulf: sounds like you need to take a trip to the local supermarket. or go and pick weird plants in the woods
TheDeleter: the only weird plants around here are in small plastic bags
Saberwulf: Well that's true for New Jersey as well but I guess I'm just used to being twenty seconds from the woods basically anywhere in my state