TheDeleter: (_8(l)
TheDeleter: it's homer
RedSpy: No no no you're doing it wrong
RedSpy: Here's every face ever
RedSpy: B^U
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TheDeleter: have you heard
TheDeleter: of gullin 15
SteelKomodo: no
TheDeleter: good
TheDeleter: because it's not worth knowing about him
SteelKomodo: oh, ok
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Gooper Blooper: I've done it
Gooper Blooper: Both modes cleared, all monster trucks unlocked
SteelKomodo: WOOT
SteelKomodo: well done, man!
Gooper Blooper: Now I see there is a second level of difficulty
Gooper Blooper: uh oh
SteelKomodo: ...D:
TheDeleter: aw sheeeyit
Gooper Blooper: In the racing mode
Gooper Blooper: The AI has finally found the shortcuts
Gooper Blooper: Attempt 1: Follow AI to find shortcuts. Attempts 2 through X: Use shortcuts
TheDeleter: a sound plan
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Gooper Blooper: King Harkinian for VGCW
Gooper Blooper: someone make it happen
SteelKomodo: Hell, watching those vids makes me want to buy a wrestling game
SteelKomodo: Just for the sake of making characters and whatnot
SteelKomodo: FROM PARTS UNKNOWN, ARMOUR KING
Gooper Blooper: I've considered it myself, especially because since it's a yearly franchise thing I bet some of the older ones are real cheap
Gooper Blooper: Like, I remember seeing my local Gamestop trying to sell four-year-old Maddens for fifty cents
SteelKomodo: Oh lawd
Gooper Blooper: You'll get some nice trade-in value if you have a copy of a sports game from the GameCube era, that's for sure
Gooper Blooper: might get a whole nickel
SteelKomodo: Like, maybe I could get WWE all-stars for 3DS and maybe make a cyborg CM Punk for the lolz
SteelKomodo: pffft
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Gooper Blooper: oh neat someone besides me played deadly creatures
Gooper Blooper: that scorpion
SteelKomodo: the amount of SCORPION WINS FATALITY jokes me and del made
SteelKomodo: They haven't stopped being funny
TheDeleter: never
SteelKomodo: That game makes nature badass
Gooper Blooper: Nature is badass all on its own but most people don't know it
Gooper Blooper: Not sure real nature has tarantulas doing quicktime events to fight rattlesnakes though
SteelKomodo: Pffft
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Gooper Blooper: Sarah rides Shelby as the First Ponywoman of the Un-Apocalypse
Gooper Blooper: You know that scene at the end of Rebirth of Mothra 1 where Mothra flies over the dead trees and they just come back
Gooper Blooper: like that
TheDeleter: hahaha
SteelKomodo: Woot
TheDeleter: "Is that possible?" "I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. IT'S JUST WHAT WE DO, EXCEPT IN REVERSE."
TheDeleter: Death talks in block letters btw
TheDeleter: he's not shouting, that's just his voice
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Gooper Blooper: Wonder where Shigeru Spyamoto is
Gooper Blooper: I wonder if Christopher Robinsky finally killed him
TheDeleter: he's walking the dogs
Gooper Blooper: "brb walking dogs"
Gooper Blooper: and we never saw spy again
TheDeleter: nuuuuuu
SteelKomodo: D:
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Gooper Blooper: The Superman Big Alliance has competition
TheDeleter: bizarre
SteelKomodo: ...I don't think Leonardo, Batman, Red Riding Hood and Cyclops Yogi Bear are Marvel heroes
TheDeleter: who are those middle two
TheDeleter: what oh
SteelKomodo: i dunno, either
SteelKomodo: just making it up
Gooper Blooper: HEY LOIS REMEMBER THAT TIME A HONG KONG COMPANY STOLE MY IMAGE
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: ...Sexy? I'd hardly call Peter Griffin that?
SteelKomodo: (look at the bottom left corner of the box)
TheDeleter: it's mr sparkle except even more horrible
Gooper Blooper: it's also energy karaoke
RedSpy: Leonardo is on both teams
RedSpy: Shrek and Yogi can have a cartoony comic relief wrestle
Gooper Blooper: Maybe it's actually one of the other turtles and they painted it wrong
Gooper Blooper: ever think about that
RedSpy: Spidey can fight Black Spidey
RedSpy: Batman squares off with all three Power Rangers
Gooper Blooper: Does he have prep time?
RedSpy: Red Riding Hood would be kinda screwed against The Thing
RedSpy: You bet your ass he has prep time
RedSpy: Also, Leo punches himself in the face
Gooper Blooper: supa mehrio bruthers
SteelKomodo: ...That's not Mario! That's Perez, his nephew!
TheDeleter: MAHREEO
Gooper Blooper: FIRE FLOWER
SteelKomodo: Ah, Nephew Amazing Perez. Still hasn't made it out of training pants yet.
RedSpy: MALLEO
Gooper Blooper: NOW LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER
Gooper Blooper: OUT THERE, ALL THE CASTLEMANIACS ARE GONNA BE CHEERING
SteelKomodo: CASTLEMANIA
SteelKomodo: GET DOWN WITH DRACULA AND HIS BITCHES
Gooper Blooper: AND WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO WHEN THIS WHIP IS ALL OVER YOU
Gooper Blooper: offered without comment
RedSpy: KILL IT
SteelKomodo: WITH FIRE
Gooper Blooper: Mario's family tree of bizarre cousins continues to grow
SteelKomodo: My god
SteelKomodo: Turns out Mario comes from a Mormon family, I'll bet
SteelKomodo: their religion advocates having loads of wives and lots of kids
Gooper Blooper: http://www.flavorwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tumblr_lnficq1fp01qm348ao1_400.jpeg
SteelKomodo: WEREWOLF MICKEY
TheDeleter: grrr
TheDeleter: that's pretty cool actually
Gooper Blooper: http://i.imgur.com/FPibe.jpg
RedSpy: Yesssss
TheDeleter: harry potter and the fuck it let's throw every cartoon together right now
SteelKomodo: Harry Potter vs. the Radioactive Dinosaurs
Gooper Blooper: guest starring Flik
SteelKomodo: Further Evidence of the Impending Mental Downfall of J.K. Rowling
Gooper Blooper: Shut up and Jam 2 will be a GameDunk exclusive
SteelKomodo: Charles Barkley Approved!
TheDeleter: powered by Chaos Dunks
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Gooper Blooper: "raging vampire boners"
Gooper Blooper: new competition for jonesyboners
TheDeleter: esheboners?
TheDeleter: don't let bus know i typed that
SteelKomodo: XD
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TheDeleter: shit
TheDeleter: shit
TheDeleter: shiiiiiit
TheDeleter: wait no it's not legit
TheDeleter: thank fuck
SteelKomodo: wha
RedSpy: If it was
RedSpy: I'd hurt people
SteelKomodo: oh phew
RedSpy: Like a force'a'nature
SteelKomodo: PLEASE GAMEFREAK NO MORE FIRE/FIGHTING
SteelKomodo: LISTEN TO US
RedSpy: NEW GAME
RedSpy: POKEMON LAVA DOJO
RedSpy: YOUR STARTERS ARE A FIGHTING TYPE THAT EVOLVES INTO A FIRE TYPE
RedSpy: OR A FIRE TYPE THAT EVOLVES INTO A FIGHTING TYPE
RedSpy: AND A WATER/FLYING YOU CAN'T CHOOSE BUT GARY OAK KICKS YOUR FACE IN WITH
RedSpy: ALL OF THE WILD POKEMON: FIRE/FIGHTING
RedSpy: I bet that'd piss off, like, the entire population of Pokemon players
TheDeleter: hahahahahahahaha
TheDeleter: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TheDeleter kills self
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Gooper Blooper: Even though it finally came out, I think DNF will forever be associated with delayed games and vaporware
Gooper Blooper: which is richly deserved
SteelKomodo: poor Duke :<
Gooper Blooper: never bet on duke
SteelKomodo: bet he's sitting in a bar somewhere, crying
SteelKomodo: and going "I USED TO BE BIG, MAN! THIS WAS GONNA BE MY BIG BREAK!"
Gooper Blooper: "I was gonna be big like Lara Croft!" "Who?" "NOT HER TOO?!"
SteelKomodo: And then Mega Man Volnutt pats him on the back and says "I feel ya, man."
SteelKomodo: while Draven just snorts derisively and orders another cocaine colada
Gooper Blooper: The Island of Misfit Vidya
Gooper Blooper: Pit recently got rescued
SteelKomodo: yay =D
Gooper Blooper: A rare but happy event
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SteelKomodo: this one happy wheels course is impossible
SteelKomodo: I have to use the pogo stick guy to get anywhere
SteelKomodo: and I need ninja reflexes to dodge the harpoon guns and wrecking ball
SteelKomodo: this is the Dark Souls of BMX-style games
SteelKomodo: the Pooh's Home Run Derby of obstacle dodging
TheDeleter: pogo stick guy rules
SteelKomodo: I BEAT IT
SteelKomodo: I'M A PILE OF BLOODIED GIBLETS BUT I MADE IT
TheDeleter: hahaha
TheDeleter: that's oft the price you pay when you play this game
SteelKomodo: true that
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RedSpy: Nothing
RedSpy: Fucks
RedSpy: With the Gaben
Harpy: pffft
Gooper Blooper: oh my god
Gooper Blooper: that was a massacre
TheDeleter: holy crap gaben just killed gary fucking oak
Harpy: Gaben is the ultimate pokemon master now?
TheDeleter: yep
Gooper Blooper: Submissions almost never work, but Gaben almost always wins with his
Gooper Blooper: it's amazing
Harpy: oh god this chat is amazing
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SteelKomodo: Also Del you should be in bed you have to get up tomorrow D:
Gooper Blooper: Then he'll be up all night in suspense wondering if Guile pinned Wario
Harpy: ....MOTHER 3 MUSIC. GODDAMN YES
Gooper Blooper: haha
Harpy: its very fitting too
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Ness used to be in VGCW, but he lost a Loser Retires match against Ash Ketchum
Harpy: I forget which boss this is for...Porky
Harpy: ...Ash really
Harpy: T_T
Gooper Blooper: he wants to be the very best
RedSpy: Also Ralph wrecked 'roth
SteelKomodo: ;_;
Harpy: why do I think of Wreck It Ralph when you say that spy
RedSpy: Because that's exactly who I mean
Harpy: ....I'm so proud
Gooper Blooper: yes, Wreck-It Ralph defeated Sephiroth in a Loser Leaves
Harpy: Yes. Just...yes
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SteelKomodo: now i gotta fight my rival
SteelKomodo: without arms
TheDeleter: oh nooooo
SteelKomodo: i seem to be doing rather well
SteelKomodo: considering i have no arms
TheDeleter: pffft
SteelKomodo: EPIC HEADBUTT
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TheDeleter: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
SteelKomodo: what the hell is that
TheDeleter: a dude flipping a table
SteelKomodo: oh
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Gooper Blooper: Has Chatzy been horrendously slow for anyone else lately?
Gooper Blooper: Took a good minute to log in, there
Saberwulf: Yeah, it's been doing that to me sometimes
SteelKomodo: not for me, no
TheDeleter: yeah, it's bogging down a little
TheDeleter: maybe because it needs clearing or something
Gooper Blooper: I'm wondering if maybe it's because the chat hasn't been cleared in months
Gooper Blooper: chat hivemind
TheDeleter: rawr
Gooper Blooper: Considering JRM shows up roughly once a century it'd be nice if we had additional chat mods
TheDeleter: there is a clear room button
TheDeleter: but I'm not sure if it works for everyone
Gooper Blooper: "PAY 50 CENTS TO USE"
SteelKomodo: no, it's free
SteelKomodo: but it asks you if you really want to do it
Gooper Blooper: Ah
Gooper Blooper: Maybe the last one here tonight should go ahead and try it
SteelKomodo: like the whole "ARE THOU SURE THOU WISH TO DELETE THY SAVE FILES" on games
Saberwulf cleared the room
Gooper Blooper: I SAID LATER
Gooper Blooper: BAH GAWD YOU'VE KILLED HIM
Saberwulf: Oh woops
Saberwulf: Well hey, now we know it works!
Gooper Blooper: AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS CHATZY IS BROKEN IN HALF
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Saberwulf: SKELETONS
Saberwulf: For all your creaky needs
TheDeleter: YES
Saberwulf: Aw sweet, I was just thinking about Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen and they've got a sweet pic of him
Saberwulf: He was #1
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Mark Twang joined the chat
Mark Twang: HOWDY BOYS I'M
Gooper Blooper: Don't you start that shit again
Mark Twang left the chat
Gooper Blooper: that's right you better run
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