Saturday, October 27, 2012
The Coming of the Chaotic One
Perhaps it was a mistake.
Perhaps he shouldn't have struck out towards the city.
However, not only was sending summons not working, but getting word that halfway across the world his enemies had fallen simply wasn't the same as slaying them firsthand.
He craved more.
He wanted the archer to see the city decay as Dagahra's toxic starfish poisoned the oceans, to see fish floating to the surface, birds falling out of the sky gagging on smoke.
The summoner? Her abilities were beyond pitiful compared to his own. She would watch her library and all its' precious books go up in flames.
The chemist had a few toys. He had a few monsters. Her rockets would falter, and everything she cared about would burn around her.
The black mage... the mother. He'd save her for last. Not because of the emotional aspect of her children dying first - that was just a bonus - but in practical terms, she was the only one who couldn't bring her family back to life. And speaking of bringing people back to life, that white mage - the accursed, upstart white mage that defeated him...
If at all possible, the white mage would go first.
Let them come. Let the defenders come. All of them. Make a party of it. He was prepared.
Some had opted for quality over quantity. Others had believed sheer force of numbers would win the day.
But it seemed nobody could muster both at once.
His mighty airship crackled with electric power. Blue flames danced around him, awaiting their moment.
And behind him...
A dragon flew behind the airship, fourteen feet long, standing taller than a man, with large, majestic wings and a monstrous, tyrannosaurian head filled with serrated teeth. Small spurts of flame crept over each jagged tooth, the monster's three-inch-thick scales preventing any harm.
Impressive enough by itself, but it was only one dragon.
Of hundreds.
They blotted out the sun, casting a shadow over the ocean. Their claws scratched at the open air, eager for flesh to rip. They were completely subservient to Garland - his defeat of the mighty dragon Shinryu assured their loyalty.
Garland looked out at the dragons. He looked at the dancing flames of his summons, Dagahra and Shinryu's flames among them.
He looked at the enormous, tarp-covered bundle strapped to the back of his airship.
And he allowed himself a smile.
Friday, October 26, 2012
Chatzy Madness Volume 20: They Fight Crime
TheDeleter: so an incredibly long chain of panic has caused all of my xcom soldiers to murder every alien on screen
TheDeleter: meanwhile my sniper at the back just facepalms
Saberwulf: Hahaha
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: Team K.o.B. - they kick ass even when panicking
SteelKomodo: and Santos is the only sane guy
TheDeleter: that's XCOM!
---
GB: Let the record show that I will always suck at Donkey Kong no matter what system it is on
---
GB: You know what's wonderful? Atari game manuals.
GB: "How many of you out there have always longed to be a pinball wizard? It's a good bet that some of the places you had to go to play a game of pinball weren't the most comfortable for you. Well, relax. Since you were wise enough to invest in this ATARI (r) VIDEO PINBALL TM Game Program TM, you'll never have to worry about being at places with that kind of unsavoury atmosphere again."
GB: "VIDEO PINBALL has the challenge and the excitement of standard pinball games, and it doesn't have any idea what a quarter is. So not only are you spared the unpleasant task of stuffing quarters into hungry machines, you have the comfort and the well-being of your home. What more could a pinball enthusiast ask for? And as for you pinball wizards, don't think you can master this one lickety-split. It'll be a while before your wiz rating is restored and in full swing."
SteelKomodo: pfffffft wat
GB: "Just in case you're a pinball rookie, there's only one thing you need to know. You're going to love it. You may have stayed away from the more traditional places of pinball habitation in the past, but now you're going to see why so many other people have gone goofy with "pinball madness". As a matter of fact, you'll probably catch the fever yourself within about 20 minutes."
GB: "So take a deep breath, turn up the stereo, and jump right into VIDEO PINBALL. One more thing. Better get yourself a piggy bank for all those quarters you're going to save."
RedSpy: Game manuals today
RedSpy: "THANK YOU FOR BUYING HAVE SOME ADS"
RedSpy: "ALSO THE CONTROL STICK MOVES, YA GOBSHITE"
GB: And then you actually turn on VIDEO PINBALL
GB: And you get this
GB: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEuNpdB_3E0
SteelKomodo: to be fair
SteelKomodo: that is how most of my pinball games go
GB: Oh yeah, I understand the limitations of the time, I just love how they talk it up
TheDeleter: that's hilarious
TheDeleter: like
TheDeleter: the ball touches the flippers maybe once or twice
GB: If you toggle the difficulty switch on the console two more holes open up!
GB: BETTER WATCH OUT
TheDeleter: oh god!
TheDeleter: that's too many nooooo
TheDeleter: how will i ever cope?
TheDeleter: meanwhile my sniper at the back just facepalms
Saberwulf: Hahaha
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: Team K.o.B. - they kick ass even when panicking
SteelKomodo: and Santos is the only sane guy
TheDeleter: that's XCOM!
---
GB: Let the record show that I will always suck at Donkey Kong no matter what system it is on
---
GB: You know what's wonderful? Atari game manuals.
GB: "How many of you out there have always longed to be a pinball wizard? It's a good bet that some of the places you had to go to play a game of pinball weren't the most comfortable for you. Well, relax. Since you were wise enough to invest in this ATARI (r) VIDEO PINBALL TM Game Program TM, you'll never have to worry about being at places with that kind of unsavoury atmosphere again."
GB: "VIDEO PINBALL has the challenge and the excitement of standard pinball games, and it doesn't have any idea what a quarter is. So not only are you spared the unpleasant task of stuffing quarters into hungry machines, you have the comfort and the well-being of your home. What more could a pinball enthusiast ask for? And as for you pinball wizards, don't think you can master this one lickety-split. It'll be a while before your wiz rating is restored and in full swing."
SteelKomodo: pfffffft wat
GB: "Just in case you're a pinball rookie, there's only one thing you need to know. You're going to love it. You may have stayed away from the more traditional places of pinball habitation in the past, but now you're going to see why so many other people have gone goofy with "pinball madness". As a matter of fact, you'll probably catch the fever yourself within about 20 minutes."
GB: "So take a deep breath, turn up the stereo, and jump right into VIDEO PINBALL. One more thing. Better get yourself a piggy bank for all those quarters you're going to save."
RedSpy: Game manuals today
RedSpy: "THANK YOU FOR BUYING HAVE SOME ADS"
RedSpy: "ALSO THE CONTROL STICK MOVES, YA GOBSHITE"
GB: And then you actually turn on VIDEO PINBALL
GB: And you get this
GB: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEuNpdB_3E0
SteelKomodo: to be fair
SteelKomodo: that is how most of my pinball games go
GB: Oh yeah, I understand the limitations of the time, I just love how they talk it up
TheDeleter: that's hilarious
TheDeleter: like
TheDeleter: the ball touches the flippers maybe once or twice
GB: If you toggle the difficulty switch on the console two more holes open up!
GB: BETTER WATCH OUT
TheDeleter: oh god!
TheDeleter: that's too many nooooo
TheDeleter: how will i ever cope?
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Chatzy Madness Volume 19: Sparkle Sparkle Neigh
Cornwind Evil: THE DOCTOR
Cornwind Evil: HIS NAME IS THE DOCTOR
Cornwind Evil: DOCTOR WHO IS THE NAME OF THE SHOW
Erebus: Who?
Cornwind Evil: JUST THE SHOW
Saberwulf: DOCTOR WHO?
Cornwind Evil: RARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Erebus: Doctor what?
Saberwulf: They totally made that joke again in the season finale
Saberwulf: it was fantastic
---
RedSpy: TANGWHAUP
Cornwind Evil: ...Tangwhaup?
RedSpy: Its a whimbrel. A type of bird
RedSpy: Goops searched the entire english language
Saberwulf: Holy shit TANGWHAUP is a word
Cornwind Evil: HIS NAME IS THE DOCTOR
Cornwind Evil: DOCTOR WHO IS THE NAME OF THE SHOW
Erebus: Who?
Cornwind Evil: JUST THE SHOW
Saberwulf: DOCTOR WHO?
Cornwind Evil: RARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Erebus: Doctor what?
Saberwulf: They totally made that joke again in the season finale
Saberwulf: it was fantastic
---
RedSpy: TANGWHAUP
Cornwind Evil: ...Tangwhaup?
RedSpy: Its a whimbrel. A type of bird
RedSpy: Goops searched the entire english language
Saberwulf: Holy shit TANGWHAUP is a word
Monday, October 22, 2012
Final Fantasy Tactics Custom Case
The spine needed to be a tad bigger, unfortunately, but I think this still turned out pretty good for a first try.
See the label in detail here (not 100% complete).
Next time: A Four Heroes of Light custom case!
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
An Actual Review of Four Heroes of Light
:smugsephine: |
Graphics
The Nintendo DS, as you know, is roughly on par with the N64 in terms of graphical prowess, perhaps a bit above that. In general 3D models are a bit crude but recognizable, while sprites are excellent. Four Heroes is a 3D game, with similar graphics to the DS remakes of Final Fantasy 3 and Final Fantasy 4 (in fact, it's handled by the same development team within Square Enix). Monsters vary from the silly to the scary, and the playable characters are adorable super-deformed little things. Absolutely up my alley, but not a style everyone enjoys.
Also, the character designer is the same guy who did FF3's DS version as well as Final Fantasy Tactics, and I love this guy's art style. Easily one of my favorite character designers, right up there with whoever came up with the idea to make Mario a piece of paper.
Music
Some seriously catchy tunes here. Four Heroes' music will stick with me long after I've put it down. I'd single out the boss theme and the "scary" theme used in a couple late-game dungeons as being particularly excellent. One thing I really love is the way the music changes depending on how you're doing in battle. If you're in trouble against normal enemies, the music gets frantic, and when a boss is running out of HP the music switches to a new, energized tune to emphasize that you're near victory. It can fall flat if the boss is killed too quickly after the music change, but when it works, it works.
Gameplay
Four Heroes has a number of interesting twists to the standard RPG formula. The coolest is the job system, which affects what special abilities your characters can use. While I spent basically the entirety of the game on just six or so classes (White Mage, Black Mage, Hero, Merchant, Thief, and Wayfarer), there's tons of different ways to build your characters, and it's pretty easy to change classes if you change your mind. For instance, you don't need to go without a healer if you don't want a White Mage. The Salve-Maker class is this game's version of a Chemist, and can heal the whole party at once with a single item, while the Wayfarer can double the power of a potion and is a great class for the solo sections thanks to its Escape ability. Some of the later classes get downright bizarre, like the secret Seamstress class that attacks with giant sewing needles and can destroy a weapon to temporarily pump up the power of another, or the Shaman who instead of reviving your KOed allies allows them to fight on as invincible ghosts.
Another neat twist is the Ability Points system. Every turn a character gains 1 AP, up to a max of five. Every action uses at least 1 AP except Defend. You don't have to worry about running out of MP here - just Defend for a turn and you'll be able to cast magic again. The mana-restoring Ether now just refills your AP - it's best for going into boss fights with a full bar (or 4 points, which will become 5 on the battle's first turn).
Godsephine |
There's also the inventory system, which makes item management a major priority. Every character can only carry 15 items, and that includes their equipment and any duplicate items - but not key items, thankfully. There's a Storage Shop in every town that will hold on to your excess goods until they're needed.
All these quirks and twists made Four Heroes a game that simultaneously defied RPG stereotypes like the infinite bag of holding and the management of mana while embracing other stereotypes like the plucky hero, kidnapped princess, and villains who do bad things because they're bad.
I should also note that this game is very difficult if you aren't using a walkthrough. There is not a lot of direction in terms of where to go and what to do, and there are occasions where you need to talk to an NPC multiple times or wander the world map a bit in order to proceed. The NPCs will often provide hints, though, especially for things like finding the next dungeon or locating a monster with an important item drop. Also, the save system is a bit nasty - you can't save on the overworld and there's no quick-saving, so either find the save point guy and his fox pet or put the DS in sleep mode and plug it into its charger.
Atmosphere
It's strange. I'm a huge Final Fantasy fan, but I only play the older games in the series, and the spinoffs that attempt to channel those old games - like Four Heroes and Final Fantasy Tactics. I have a strong liking of the more lighthearted feelings these old-school games tend to favor inducing over the darker, realistic-looking, non-SD characters that took over the main series in the PlayStation era. Four Heroes absolutely nails the old-school, peppy vibe of FF1 and FF4. Like many of my favorite RPGs, it knows when to be serious, but it also knows to keep things fun and full of fantasy. It's kind of a hard concept to convey, but I guess you could call it the game's "heart" or "soul". Four Heroes is an optimistic game about overcoming challenges and saving the world - sorta like how Zoofights RP tends to go.
Josephine
Mother of god, did this game enhance my appreciation for Josephine. She's been a bit of a chew toy in ZFRP - the diet problems, the poor combat ability (until she got her rocket launcher), and the Monster Blood incident made it clear that Josephine tended to get the short end of the stick, but naming Four Heroes' Yunita after Josephine took it to a new level. Due to a combination of intentional in-game dialogue and plot and some unintentional gameplay misfortunes, Josephine's situation got far, far worse before it got better. I'm still amazed at how much this game enjoyed dumping shit on the poor girl - from being abandoned by her allies multiple times to winding up a bum in the city, Josephine got kicked into the dirt more times than I can count. But now she's a powerful party leader who has risen above her past and become an essential part of the team.
:3
Recommendation
It's kinda hard to recommend Four Heroes to you guys because I kinda gave away the entire plot in my Chatzy reports, but it really was a great game - hence my enthusiasm for it. It's likely to crack my Top 25 of all time and it's one of the three best games I've played this year (the other two are Final Fantasy Tactics and Ghost Trick). This is exactly the sort of game that appeals to me - a fair amount to do, cute and likable characters (eventually - Jusqua AKA Pit is kind of a dick for the first third of the game), fun gameplay, and a storyline that is simultaneously stereotypical as hell and completely bizarre. People who don't care for getting unleashed into a big world without much direction can still enjoy the game with a guide - I used the one on GameFAQs, which proved very useful. Also, warning to people who need to 100 percent their games - it's very, very easy to miss permanently missable items in this game if you aren't closely following a guide.
If you're sick to death of the traditional RPG, Four Heroes probably isn't for you. As for me, I loved (almost) every minute of it, am extremely pleased with my purchase, and I'm eagerly looking forward to the 3DS sequel, Bravely Default: Flying Fairy, which I'm assuming will get a less insane name if it gets an English translation.
Five Rolans out of five.
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Four Heroes of Light - A Chatzy Play-By-Play
GB: One downside to FF: Four Heroes - the names have an eight character limit so Josephine is now Josefine
SteelKomodo: boo :<
GB: I was all set to enter the e and *bzzz* and I was like "awww fuck"
TheDeleter: pretend it's a 90's revamp
TheDeleter: edgy and cool
GB: J0Z3f1n3
TheDeleter: xX*so radical*Xx
SteelKomodo: POINTY ELBOWS AND LOTS OF LIGHTNING!
GB: Josephine on a skateboard
GB: ROCKET CHEMIST
TheDeleter: edgy and angry
RedSpy: Oh god xD
GB: Sarahsisters Unleashed
GB: Ariel is now even more enthusiastic
GB: "Like the ancient Mysidians say - don't drink a potion you found in the dark."
TheDeleter: Or wear any girdles you find in dungeons
TheDeleter: seriously who made those things
GB: Don't forget - the more revealing it is, the better the stat boosts
SteelKomodo: oh dear lord those girdles
RedSpy: D: girdles
GB: Josephine: "GET THAT ULTIMATE THONG AWAY FROM ME"
TheDeleter: clearly erebus' power armor is trash tier
TheDeleter: get him a speedo
TheDeleter: for godlike power
SteelKomodo: boo :<
GB: I was all set to enter the e and *bzzz* and I was like "awww fuck"
TheDeleter: pretend it's a 90's revamp
TheDeleter: edgy and cool
GB: J0Z3f1n3
TheDeleter: xX*so radical*Xx
SteelKomodo: POINTY ELBOWS AND LOTS OF LIGHTNING!
GB: Josephine on a skateboard
GB: ROCKET CHEMIST
TheDeleter: edgy and angry
RedSpy: Oh god xD
GB: Sarahsisters Unleashed
GB: Ariel is now even more enthusiastic
GB: "Like the ancient Mysidians say - don't drink a potion you found in the dark."
TheDeleter: Or wear any girdles you find in dungeons
TheDeleter: seriously who made those things
GB: Don't forget - the more revealing it is, the better the stat boosts
SteelKomodo: oh dear lord those girdles
RedSpy: D: girdles
GB: Josephine: "GET THAT ULTIMATE THONG AWAY FROM ME"
TheDeleter: clearly erebus' power armor is trash tier
TheDeleter: get him a speedo
TheDeleter: for godlike power
Monday, October 8, 2012
Chatzy Madness Volume 18: Chilly-C Svilnizzle
SteelKomodo: crocodile blood is the cure for HIV, apparently
TheDeleter: it sure is
TheDeleter: one day we will make a world that saxton hale would be proud to live in
---
TheDeleter: Eshe smileys!
TheDeleter: sad :[
TheDeleter: happy :]
TheDeleter: uh
TheDeleter: that's it
Erebus: You forgot the current one!
Erebus: </3
Erebus: ...I'm sorry.
TheDeleter: :C
TheDeleter: hopefully that'll be <3 soon
RedSpy: You're staking Eshe? That's cruel!
Erebus: You know very well Eshe can't eat steak :crossarms:
TheDeleter: she'd be no good on a stakeout
TheDeleter: that's fo sho
Erebus: Oddly, she's at her best in high stakes situations
TheDeleter: she's best under high pressure?
TheDeleter: maybe some biting comments would throw her off
Erebus: Maybe, they'd probably drain her.
TheDeleter: i'm gonna stop now
TheDeleter: it sure is
TheDeleter: one day we will make a world that saxton hale would be proud to live in
---
TheDeleter: Eshe smileys!
TheDeleter: sad :[
TheDeleter: happy :]
TheDeleter: uh
TheDeleter: that's it
Erebus: You forgot the current one!
Erebus: </3
Erebus: ...I'm sorry.
TheDeleter: :C
TheDeleter: hopefully that'll be <3 soon
RedSpy: You're staking Eshe? That's cruel!
Erebus: You know very well Eshe can't eat steak :crossarms:
TheDeleter: she'd be no good on a stakeout
TheDeleter: that's fo sho
Erebus: Oddly, she's at her best in high stakes situations
TheDeleter: she's best under high pressure?
TheDeleter: maybe some biting comments would throw her off
Erebus: Maybe, they'd probably drain her.
TheDeleter: i'm gonna stop now
Friday, October 5, 2012
Chatzy Madness Volume 17: I Bought A Lightbulb Today
TheDeleter: I'd so play Paladin Donkey Kong
TheDeleter: slaying fools for the banana god
SteelKomodo: yessss
GB: "Mmm, bananas"
Erebus: "LAWFUL BANANA"
TheDeleter: Lay on hands? fuck that, eat this banana
TheDeleter: full recovery bitches
Erebus: Lay on Potassium
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter: Smiting would come naturally to DK
TheDeleter: slaying fools for the banana god
SteelKomodo: yessss
GB: "Mmm, bananas"
Erebus: "LAWFUL BANANA"
TheDeleter: Lay on hands? fuck that, eat this banana
TheDeleter: full recovery bitches
Erebus: Lay on Potassium
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter: Smiting would come naturally to DK
Thursday, October 4, 2012
Chatzy Madness Volume 16: Grand High Lord Miyamoto
GB: Now let's get them d8's outta the way
GB rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 4
GB rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 1
RedSpy rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 1
RedSpy rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 4
RedSpy: . . .
RedSpy: Ha ha, Chatzy
GB rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 4
GB rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 1
RedSpy rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 1
RedSpy rolled a die with 8 sides. The die showed: 4
RedSpy: . . .
RedSpy: Ha ha, Chatzy
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)