Chatzy Madness Volume 15: Robot Genitals

RedSpy: pffft Jehovah's Witnesses
GB: HEY MISTER PECH HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS?
Erebus: "GET OFF MY PORCH AND TAKE YOUR PAMPHLETSS WITH YOU"
RedSpy: Could be worse
RedSpy: Could be Kermit's Witnesses
GB: Church of the Arm Flail
SteelKomodo: "I've witnessed Kermit enough, thankss."
TheDeleter: witnessing kermit is not for the faint of heart

Alex X Josephine

The king's daughter has been kidnapped! I know, that never happens, BUT IT DID! Princess Sarah has been spirited away by a nasty witch! Fortunately, Alex is on the case - as you knew he would be. The brave knight ventured out into the wild alone, with only a crappy sword and a bunch of free potions for company. In a dark cave, he thought he'd met his match in the form of a minotaur, but luckily Pit came to his rescue with some timely magic spells, and the minotaur was vanquished!

At the other side of the cave was the witches' lair, where Alex and Pit discovered Josephine trying - and failing - to fend off some monsters that stood between her and her sister. After helping the poor girl, Alex and Pit teamed up with her and the three charged united through the castle, soon reaching Sarah. Unfortunately the witch appeared and transformed into a griffin, forcing the four young adventurers to work together to bring her down after a long, difficult battle.

Returning to town, Alex, Pit, Josephine and Sarah were shocked to find nearly everyone (except, inexplicably, the guy who saved their file) turned to stone, and they weren't far enough into the game to have Gold Needles or Esuna! It was at this time that Dark Pit took over Pit's mind and encouraged him to get the hell out of Dodge before he was petrified too, and Josephine sent Sarah to stay with him in a safe haven, fearing for her younger sister's safety. Now with only Alex for company, Josephine resolved to save the town, feeling that if she'd only protected her sister better none of this would have happened...

...And that's what happened when I renamed the characters in Final Fantasy: Four Heroes of Light, which I began playing today.

Alex fits well as a heroic lead, and since he's the dude you start with I think he's supposed to be the leader. Josephine is a bit more heroic and selfless here than in RP, but looking at her, I can easily see Josephine for some reason, even though she's got different clothes, hairstyle, and weapon. I didn't realize Pit would be such a douche, but I can fudge it by making it pre-Kronosium Pit getting taken over by Dirk Pat, and when he has an inevitable change of heart later in the game and starts being a hero, that can be Light Pit reasserting himself. Sarah is so close to working perfectly, except for one hilarious flaw - although she's kind, cheerful, and pleasant most of the time, she's also very selfish and has a huge ego. It's like normal Sarah with a streak of City of Beasts Sarah running through her veins. All in all it worked out decently, although tragically nobody has an ahoge so Alex, Sarah, and Pit are bereft of their glorious wriggling headpieces.

And now Alex and Josephine are adventuring together.

Alone.

Alex does not seem the type to have a wandering eye (although there was a brief period last year where Sarah feared he had lost interest in her), but I'll be keeping a close eye on these two kids for any romantic tension.

Chatzy Madness Volume 14: Meet the Kobbers

GB: so how about that small town sports team
GB: I hear they're having some trouble with that other rival small town sports team
RedSpy: Indeed
RedSpy: Indeed
RedSpy: Especially that
RedSpy: BIG, RIVAL sports team
GB: There was a game last night
GB: went into overtime
RedSpy: Oh, really?
RedSpy: What did the loveable yet easily distracted ref do?
GB: I was excited to see if Small Town Sports Team had what it took
GB: Well someone bumped into him and he fell like he'd been shot
RedSpy: I hate it when that happens
GB: That allowed Rival Small Town Sports Team to take out a steel chair
GB: he banged it against the ground a few times
RedSpy: Oh god no
GB: presumably to show how the steel chair was indeed a real chair
GB: STEEL CHAIR
GB: RHYMES WITH
GB: REAL CHAIR
RedSpy: PFFFFFFFFT
RedSpy: Perfect timing

Chatzy Madness Volume 13: Roleplayermass

SteelKomodo joined the chat 25 minutes ago
TheDeleter joined the chat 25 minutes ago
TheDeleter: yww2egu3geui3rguewgr
SteelKomodo: Fjjrjdjvfdigherouthcmeri​uhg
TheDeleter: DAGARA
TheDeleter: that is not how that's spelt
SteelKomodo: Sadly no, it is not
TheDeleter: :<

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Saberwulf: LOOK AT THAT FUCKING SMUG FUCKSACK
GB: the smuggest
TheDeleter: what an ass
TheDeleter: i hope he falls down his stairs at home
SteelKomodo: Smuggest Fucksack I have ever seen

Baa

Alex

Alex why

Chatzy Madness Volume 12: M Sheep Wins the Internet

Cornwind Evil: GB's on Zoofights
Cornwind Evil: He will hopefully join us here soon
SteelKomodo: Yay!
RedSpy: Bigmouth Billy Bass for next year's RP character
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
RedSpy: HA!
SteelKomodo: Hi Goops!
RedSpy: Knew that'd summon Goops

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M_Sheep: I have but one complaint about FYMBLE, Goops
M_Sheep: Not enough Sakura Atari

Chatzy Madness Volume 11: We're Calling the Bar

Pit joined the chat
Pit: ...darn, missed everyone
TheDeleter joined the chat
TheDeleter: oh god the walls of reality are breaking down
TheDeleter: rp characters in the chat, next thing you know I'll go downstairs and there will be a non-elucidian chocolate fountain
TheDeleter: able to be easily stored, yet big enough to let a space marine and his human wife frolic in it
Pit changed name to SteelKomodo
SteelKomodo: Pffft, sorry man XD
TheDeleter: oh thank god

Chatzy Madness Volume 10: Starly Is My Spirit Animal

TheDeleter: wulf, can we get a vague time for murdering people for babies

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RedSpy: >​Dweebus
RedSpy: I'm now imagining Erebus dressed as Urkel
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter: oh dear god
Erebus: "...This is the worst halloween imaginable."
RedSpy: *Dweebus looks at an Eldar impaled on his talons* "DID I DO THAT?"
TheDeleter: "YES YOU DID"
RedSpy: If Erebus is, like, 7 or 8 feet tall
Erebus: 8
RedSpy: How big would his pants have to be to be "nerd style" pulled up over the stomach
SteelKomodo: pffft, at least two-thirds of that

Chatzy Madness Volume 9: Imagine Party Babyz

Gooper Blooper: By the way, what ever happened to Kwah-Kas? Is he just in Unused Character Limbo, because I've been there.
TheDeleter: unused character limbo
TheDeleter: i had plans for him but he kinda vanished and no-one seems to care really
Gooper Blooper: Shootin' the breeze with Pech and Solomon
SteelKomodo: yeah :<
TheDeleter: see the final battle against mengsk was gonna be longer and more seigey, and kwah-kas was gonna fuse with another protoss to become an Archon, basically a badass entropy elemental that blows shit up for a few minutes and then evaporates
TheDeleter: buuuuut
TheDeleter: stuff
Gooper Blooper: Stuff. It's always stuff!
TheDeleter: stuff AND things
TheDeleter: accursed things!
Gooper Blooper: The things devour each other until only one remains
Gooper Blooper: And that is "the thing" everyone talks about
Gooper Blooper: "That was a thing." "THE LAST OF ITS KIND."
TheDeleter: indeed

Chatzy Madness Volume 8: Sir Chesterfield, Prime the Rifle

Saberwulf: The cube hath landed!
SteelKomodo: woot!
TheDeleter: huzzah
TheDeleter: don't forget, he's got to have the strange ability to write limericks about survival of the fittest
Saberwulf: I did not know Cubivore did that
Saberwulf: I have never played it, sadly
TheDeleter: he does
TheDeleter: at the end of each level he makes a little limerick about life and death and how much he wants to eat/bone/eat
TheDeleter: sadly, as you progress he starts losing his mind and screaming about being hungry :<
Saberwulf: Oh god I don't know how to write limericks help me
Gooper Blooper: There once was a kobber from nantucket
TheDeleter: hahaha
Saberwulf: And he just said "fuck it"
Saberwulf: and then he drank himself to death
Saberwulf: THE NED
Saberwulf: END
Gooper Blooper: hey-diddlyho, kobbereenos
TheDeleter: cubivore lived a rough and unfair life and died in a bar brawl
TheDeleter: what a card eh
Saberwulf: I feel so filthy RPing as an established character
TheDeleter: one of us
TheDeleter: one of us
Erebus: Embrace the depravity, it can only make you stronger
SteelKomodo: there's not much to RP'ing a cubivore, I should think
Saberwulf: Nah, I'm just gonna shove it on you Del when you show up next because you sujggested
Saberwulf: AREN'T YOU HAPPY
SteelKomodo: because he's pretty much an animal, you could do whatever you want with him
Saberwulf: THIS WAS A GOOD DECISION AND NOT A BAD ONE
SteelKomodo: develop him how you like
Gooper Blooper: It's too late wulf, you RPed as a video game character
Gooper Blooper: toooooo laaaaaate
Erebus: We'll all remember it forever
Saberwulf: No, it's not too late to justify!
Saberwulf: uh
Saberwulf: uh
Saberwulf: TIME DILATION
SteelKomodo: also Sarah stop stealing Pit's gimmick "D:"
Saberwulf: MAGIC
Erebus: RP TIME
SteelKomodo: A WIZARD
Saberwulf: DAVID'S COUSIN LAINDRI ISN'T DEAD oops
Saberwulf: PLOT LINES
Gooper Blooper: THE BABY
Erebus: SPOILERS D=
SteelKomodo: IT'S A COOKBOOK
Gooper Blooper: TIMEZONIUS
Erebus: POWER HOUR
Gooper Blooper: TIGER VS BEAR TIMEWARP
Saberwulf: DID I EVER TELL YOU THE STORY OF THE RAIL TRACER
Saberwulf: I DON'T THINK I DID
TheDeleter: hahahaha
Saberwulf: ONLY M SHEEP GETS THAT JOKE