Chatzy Madness Volume 405: Dawn's Lewd Stash

Jumpropeman: "I'm lost, come get me" the character I'm escorting says when he's like six feet away staring right at me
Draco: lol
AlternateChao: and you just left him there?
Jumpropeman: "You currently have 30 shares remaining"
Jumpropeman: my website has a plugin called Jetpack that gives me stats and stuff but also has a Jetpack Social setting I never touch. They apparently think they can get away with charging for posting your stuff to facebook on twitter for you V:
Jumpropeman: I could pay them for the privilege of getting more shares... or just like, copy paste my link over to twitter and facebook
Kuro joined the chat
Kuro: i'm lost, come get me
Jumpropeman: maybe it was a sort of existential feeling of being lost all along...
Kuro: yeah basically
Jumpropeman: explains why he did that like ten more times during the escort too
Kuro: at that point that escortee should have just clung to your leg like a scared child

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Jumpropeman: sometimes I think "man I miss Korone" before realizing she's been streaming constantly so it's not like she went anywhere :V
Draco: lol
2 Kromer: Korone is still a threat

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Jumpropeman: gotta feel bad for mariah carey though. Every year the only thing she gets for christmas is people
Jumpropeman gauges the room if this qualifies for my Dad Joke Joke Book
5 Kromer: She will never get real presents
Kira’s Sandwich Fiasco: Lol, lmao

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Jumpropeman: something that didn't click for me with Loonatics Unleashed until now
Jumpropeman: they're all descendants of the old tunes. That means Daffy Duck got some. That means ROADRUNNER got some.
Kira’s Sandwich Fiasco: Well uh
Kira’s Sandwich Fiasco: I don’t know what to say to that

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Kira’s Sandwich Fiasco: I can’t believe ironmouse is fucking dead
Jumpropeman: im surprised she finally got some words out :V
Jumpropeman: "Jonesy: $10.00"
Jumpropeman: can't believe Jonesy's an IronMouse simp-
5 Kromer: She probably is
5 Kromer: She also watches Benita
5 Kromer: Also this video is mostly ironmouse cracking up constantly and I love it
5 Kromer: "She fucking cheated on her husband with the fucking bee?!"
5 Kromer: Yes
5 Kromer: Humanity cannot distinguish between good and bad ideas
Jumpropeman: bee movie is more insane than I remembered
Jumpropeman: barry proposes a freaking suicide pact
Kira’s Sandwich Fiasco: Good lord
5 Kromer: I have never watched bee movie
5 Kromer: In any form
5 Kromer: But everything I've seen of it is unreal
Jumpropeman: I believe I caught it on tv back when it was somewhat new
5 Kromer: Damn
5 Kromer: Ground floor of the b movie
Kira’s Sandwich Fiasco: Man
5 Kromer: The dubious honor

Rejected Characters Depot VIII

My god, has it seriously been five years since I've done one of these? Well, at least I have excuses! The shift toward massive collaborative plots like The Curse, Dark Matter, Salvagers, and Cardholders was pretty good at clearing the decks and even rescuing some of the rejects (former Depot member Lord Dominator found a sizable role in 2019 as an elite Curse member, and around the same time Byakuren rose up as a full-fledged protagonist as well!) and I've also used small cameos, minor roles, and Secret Fiter slots to give characters enough to keep them from being considered truly "rejected". However, five years is still a long time, and enough debris has built up - and enough time has passed for some of these guys that I'm pretty sure they won't make it to the forum - that I can finally cobble together a fresh look at rejected characters. So without further ado, here are some folks who've been on the backburner for so long I'm ready to scrape them off the pan and into the Depot.

Chatzy Madness Volume 404: Hitman Santa

Kuro: ventipost
Draco: >sparks of hope
Draco: Harpy's RPing Rabbids.
Kuro: no
Draco: );

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Kuro: posted
Kuro: *more incomprehensible screaming*

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Monumental Sheep gives self jumpscare with creepy art of Syzygy lurking in a tab
Monumental Sheep: I don't even need you!

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RubyChao: it is always inherently hilarious when you do things like knock out a guy and drag his unconscious body across the room
RubyChao: all while someone else is there but not looking
RubyChao: in hitman i mean
RubyChao: just the energy of "hmm. i wonder what's on tv'
Jumpropeman: i mean, do YOU know the sound of an unconscious body being dragged?
Jumpropeman: maybe it sounds JUST like the wind
Big Man: RubyChao: in hitman i mean
Big Man: Incredibly important clarification
Gooper Blooper: This is not the first time Chao started talking about Hitman without clarifying he was talking about Hitman
Jumpropeman: one day we play hitman and realize it doesn't line up at all with what he's been saying
Jumpropeman: it's just been a cover all along
Kuro: chao is a murderer

Chatzy Madness Volume 403: Dare I Say Girlboss

(3DS reveals her name is Theodora, or Dora for short)

MobileDraco: If Silvania watched TV, she might have made a Dora the Explorer joke.
Jumpropeman: i mean, Dora DOES like to head to new places and find new things...

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Gooper Blooper: *ahem*
Gooper Blooper: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Jumpropeman: found Mega Drive Formal Wear
Gooper Blooper: Meredith as a gaming company executive
Jumpropeman: when SHE controls Sega
Gooper Blooper: I believe in her
Gooper Blooper: if she ran a company, you know we'd see their game library treated right
Jumpropeman: she's probably not good for profits, but she'd be incredibly pro-consumer!
Gooper Blooper: So in other words, continuing to be Best Girl
Draco: She keeps Gale around too for some reason.
Jumpropeman: Gale is there to bring her down to earth sometimes
Jumpropeman: Meredith, you can't have a twenty mile arcade with every cabinet
Jumpropeman: "You're right... we should have duplicates as well in case a cabinet is busy."
Gooper Blooper: The collection MUST be complete!!
Gooper Blooper: link link
Jumpropeman: bless that one random discord that made meredith emotes

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Kuro: justice for pappy whappy
Jumpropeman: he may have slapped an old mole, but he also slapped our hearts
Kuro: GBC channeled her inner pappy whappy
Kuro: made him proud
Cool Pants 9: Well I said he vanished in a portal
Cool Pants 9: Never SAID he got absorbed into Monkeymass
Kuro: ... effigy's giving him one last job
Jumpropeman: Pappy, we need you to do the biggest wappy
Jumpropeman: SLAP FOWLER
Kuro: we need pappy-
Draco: Pappy Whappy OP pls nerf
RubyChao: i'm glad my joke that one of them was Wombo Combo fit the scheme perfectly
Jumpropeman: it took me a second to even realize you made him up :V
RubyChao: ahu
Kuro: you fiend
Draco: Chao's original Kong. Do not steal.
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: OH MY
Jumpropeman: THE INJUSTICE
Gooper Blooper: man I was gonna post that even before seeing the monkeys came up in chat again
Draco: lol
Jumpropeman: unusually high Wacko Smacko placement!
Jumpropeman: Plus, Baboon Kaboom deserves higher just for his excellent voice
Kuro: B E T R A Y A L

Chatzy Madness Volume 402: Things That Are Not Josephine

Jumpropeman: as I read sheep's post I'm sitting here thinking I wish I had someone to be part of a sheep church
Jumpropeman: clearly Peat the Mole is a devout of the ugly god
Bree: meiling comes to the shrine of the ugly god all like HOWDY NEIGHBOR
Bree: (don't forget the temple of anime is in the shrine quarter)

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RubyChao: so
RubyChao: apparently someone was reading draco's rp
Gooper Blooper: I'll do you one better
Jumpropeman: draco sending vibes out into the universe
Draco: Sorry. I will keep my vibes to myself. D;

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RubyChao: goops made me care more about kokoro in three months than i cared about her for the years i tried to get her into rp
RubyChao: he can confirm
Gooper Blooper: It's true
Gooper Blooper: In the offseason I said I'd thought about maybe adopting her and his response definitely had the energy of someone letting someone else have some piece of junk in their garage they didn't even know was still there
Kuro: i'm being harassed
Gooper Blooper: "Oh, THAT thing? Uh, yeah, sure I guess"
Gooper Blooper: but now he loves her
Gooper Blooper: the koko is always pinker on the other side
Kuro: sounds like me when passing yams over to chao

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Cornwind Evil: "Following the Brightest Day event, the Superman-based title Action Comics was retooled to star Superman's Arch-Enemy Lex Luthor, even being billed as Lex Luthor's Action Comics. This lasted about a year and followed Luthor's quest at godhood, which culminated in him actually getting it only to lose it when a condition of the godhood was that he couldn't use his new power to harm Superman."
Cornwind Evil: You can probably guess how long he managed to be a god.
Draco: Five minutes
Cornwind Evil: If that
Draco: Figures. XD

Chatzy Madness Volume 401: Big Bar Brawl 12 Edition

Missing Sheep joined the chat
Draco: Hi Sheep.
Missing Sheep: Darn, I needed Chao's juicy brain
Jumpropeman: you'll have to have something else for dinner
Missing Sheep: Holographic meatloaf again...
Missing Sheep: Can I
Missing Sheep: vote for Knucklotec
Jumpropeman: no joke there was an early idea of him forcing himself in as a new entrant
Jumpropeman: or even just being the mystery fiter
Jumpropeman: despite also being the host :V
Missing Sheep: Poor guy just wants to get in the action
Jumpropeman: unfortunately though, you cannot
Draco: Yes, you can vote for Knucklotec. His name is actually spelled "Coelho" though.
Missing Sheep looks at CKR's votes
Missing Sheep narrows eyes at JRM
Missing Sheep: I smell collusion...
Draco: You figured it out. CKR and Chao have been secretly plotting to vote for you.
Missing Sheep: Can I give myself
Missing Sheep: negative votes
Draco: Yes. All you have to do is post effort for Coelho that says not to vote for him.
Draco: And that will DEFINITELY count as votes against him. ;V
Missing Sheep: :I
Draco: ;V
MobileChao joined the chat
MobileChao: Hello
MobileChao: I can't sleep
MobileChao: So here I am for you sheep
MobileChao: I hope you saw my art
MobileChao: Sheep all you have to do is win
MobileChao: If you win I won't vote for you at all next year

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(The ticker for the day is "He looks like he expected the entirety of Agama to collectively gasp in shock on hearing him say that. Thankfully, that doesn't happen.")

Bree: is this ticker from the valerio scene
Draco: Yes.
RubyChao: yes
Bree: neat
Bree: what was the shocking thing he said :V
Bree: or "shocking" at least
RubyChao: "Oh, God, I can feel my integrity flowing away as I say this, but... I guess Kobbers aren't so bad, if they're all like you."
RubyChao: addressed to Raiko
Jumpropeman: now if Valerio revealed he was actually from Pittsburgh the whole time, I think Agama would collectively gasp
Draco: It was the only RP aside from Harpy's betting post.
Bree: yeah I figured it might've been the only RP done today hence why I was able to guess it was from that
Bree: but I was curious anyway
Bree: good job winning him over raiko
Bree: she probably didn't even cheat and use her boobies to do it
Jumpropeman: they certainly didn't hurt though
RubyChao: just lots of charisma
Bree: glorious bouncing jiggling charisma

Chatzy Madness Volume 400: It's Murph Or Nothing

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Draco: Darn. I was going to make CODD BRANFORD my secret fiter, but Goops already RP'd him.

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RubyChao: "Kirika gets an urge to play some kind of prank on the sleeping girl, as if some kind of extra-dimensional meme was trying to inflict something upon Annie. She resists."
never forget that the very first kiriannie interaction was foreshadowing
Jumpropeman: that's how you know she always cared
Draco: lol
Draco: The most wholesome thing I've ever written.

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Jumpropeman: describing the Atari 2600 game Wabbit as a farming sim is HEAVILY generous
Jumpropeman: it's basically a "protect stuff from an enemy" shooter
Jumpropeman: but wikipedia really tries to justify the sim angle

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Draco: Going to bed, but I will leave you with these words of wisdom: The greatest glory in living lies not in never Morbing, but in rising every time we Morb. -Nelson Mandela
Draco: *Nelson Morbdela
Jumpropeman: oh, I rise when I morb all right