Chatzy Madness Volume 322: The Cory Is Coming From Inside The House

SteelKomodo: http://youtube.com/watch?v=pDLjTXfx-MU
Delcast Eternals: Oh god theres another Dr rabbit source
SteelKomodo: yes
Delcast Eternals: Also the description mentions this creator was grounded five times and uh
Delcast Eternals: Now I feel old
SteelKomodo: dunno when that was released but it looks very 80's
SteelKomodo: me too :P
SteelKomodo: wonder what they got grounded for?
Delcast Eternals: Making Dr Rabbit YTPs
Delcast Eternals: :U
SteelKomodo: hahaha

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Draco: I always worry about Precious Cinnamon Roll Beach Episode.
Brando: I worry more about circe
Draco: I worry about ALL the Cinnamon Rolls. *hugs all the Coolladies and Beach Episode and Cirral*
Gooper Blooper: Cirralmin roll
Draco: Oh! *and Dovetail*
Brando: Too bad magic
Brando: you were abandoned
Gooper Blooper: MAGIC was not abandoned!
Draco: She's my Precious Cinnamon Cake.
Draco: Because she's extra sweet.
Gooper Blooper: a mere roll not enough to hold all that cinnamon
Draco: There are not enough robes to protect her from my love.

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Jumpropeman: reminder that Captain Falcon is a mass murderer
RubyChao: Good.
Gooper Blooper: oh god I forgot about that amazing cutscene

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RubyChao: "Telling someone that they die in the future — regardless of the existence of time travel — would not cause them to dramatically fade from existence while screaming “noooo.”"
Draco: ......it doesn't?
Draco rewrites Dracoplot finale.

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Jumpropeman: ewww, we can like each other's posts now
SteelKomodo: nobody's ever gonna use that :P
Delcast Eternals likes every post with Rory in it

Chatzy Madness Volume 321: Lethal Ham-Inflicted Injuries

B.C.: I still feel like trash
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
B.C.: hi goops

(I PM Harpy a commission I had just finished for her.)

B.C.: My sickness has been cured
Gooper Blooper: XD
B.C.: no not really but i want to show this pic so bad

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Renais: cheng'de plot: one mantid tells an entire army to fuck off
Gooper Blooper: who would win
Gooper Blooper: a massive evil army
Gooper Blooper: one mantis goil
Renais: DR. GOOPY'S MEAN MEME MACHINE
Draco: Getting dropped like Wids' last girlfriend.
Renais: i'm so proud of that line more than anything
Renais: its the stupid shit i'm most proud of
Draco: It's probably going in the ticker tonight.
Renais: forget the fact that i did MGM and had an epic ending
Renais: "dumped on the ground like WM's last girlfriend" gives me the giggles
Renais: 100% Giggle Girl
Draco: Excellent. :3

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MobileDraco: https://imgur.com/Khm59Yl
City of Beasts Toinette: zfrp.gif

Chatzy Madness Volume 320: Bend Over For Bend (Big Bar Brawl 8 Edition)

Minus Sheep: Sidebar: I almost always write Camilla as being a tennis pro instead of being a golfing pro and thankfully have always caught it before posting
Zeldoten: She can be both. :I
Renais: ^
Renais: is renais good at tennis?
Renais rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
Renais rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
Renais rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
Renais rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 4
Renais: ...
Renais: i love how every prinny BUT Gavin is good at tennis
Minus Sheep: Gavin can't catch a break
Minus Sheep: #FreeGavin
Zeldoten: Wow. Three 15s in a row.
Renais: Bonnie's a cheerleader, Renais is just your stereotypical magical girl with tennis powers, and Gonzy is
Renais: just
Renais: himself
Renais: he exists
Zeldoten rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Zeldoten: Zeldoten is surprisingly awful at Tennis.

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Renais: I'm surprised Zeldo didn't actually come in to hire Raven for something
Draco: She was in Las Vegas on business.
Renais: breaks into wicasa's place just to hire him
Draco: "Hey, goat guy. I need a magic goat." "Come back in never. I'm sleeping."
Renais: "If you want a magic goat, harass me in the morning, sheesh..."
Draco: "Alright." *Zeldo waits* *Five Seconds* "Is it morning?"
Renais: "...Rune." "Boss." "Go find her the goat while I'm sleeping. You know where they are."
Renais: "...Siiiigh. Fine."
Draco: "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" Zeldo rides the goat into the sunset. (;
Renais: Raven holds up his phone and plays "DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC"
Draco: "Sorry, I voted for Oda."
Renais: "Jokes. Head. Woosh."
Renais: "Oda the aggressive touhou will most certainly win the brawl."
Draco: Zeldoten buys a second goat and hooks them up to a sled.
Renais: "We're in for a wild ride, folks."
Draco: There is a 92.45% chance that Zeldo won't just feed them to DeMonde's crocodile.
Renais: i mean
Renais: she could
Renais: just pace your goat eating so we don't damage the local ecology :U
Draco: D: Goats are serious business. We'll just feed the croc Poppos instead.
Renais: those, on the other hand, are an invasive species :U
Draco: Excellent!
Draco throws truckloads of Poppos to the sharks.

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Jumpropeman: writing's done, art's begun
Jumpropeman: (let's pretend the pre-fite show is not part of writing)
Draco: I have no imagination though. D:

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A Figment of your Imagination: I want pizza.
A Figment of your Imagination: Why can't I buy freshly cooked pizza off of Amazon?

Chatzy Madness Volume 319: Y'all Need Some Kind Of Deity

N Goat: Oh man
N Goat: turns out
N Goat: bodies need food
N Goat: Stuffed a sandwich down my craw and feel much better
Jumpropeman: i hate that about bodies
Jumpropeman: hope they patch it out in the next build
Jumpropeman: speaking of sandwiches
Jumpropeman: part 1 of fite is up
Jumpropeman: *disclaimer, fite has no sandwiches
MobileDraco: I'm not reading it then. D=<
Jumpropeman: dang, I knew I should have swapped Labrys's blade with a baguette!
Jumpropeman: there may be a few knuckle sandwiches?

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N Goat flips through character Rolodex
N Goat: Really need to add some ranged fighters who's attack isn't "gun".

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iKomodo: trust me when I say getting an actual game and watch is like trying to find el dorado

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Cornwind Evil: I look forward to Mr. Funmeister dying in Brawls 8, 9, and 10, and winning Brawl 11.
Jumpropeman: shh Cornwind, now I have to pretend I'm not doing that!

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Bree: at the store there was a giant resealable bag of skittles. maybe I will buy that instead. then I will eat one skittle for every brawl typo
RubyChao: were they lime
Bree: who sells a bag of just lime skittles
RubyChao: maria would buy it

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Del: listen
Del: i love waluigi
Del: but he's trash and he won't get in
Del: i love my spindly trash boy but he has no destiny

A Nerd Club Christmas

-DECEMBER 24, 1999-

-MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-

"I do not very much enjoy Christmas."

It was Christmas Eve, and here a child with messy black hair hid under her sheets, grumbling to herself while peering at a book with a flashlight.

"Mother and father do not listen to me. I am certain I just got frilly girly things again. I bet they're pink."

The girl known as Viola Brown sighed, her cheeks puffing out. Long has she wanted to run away from home, start her own life where no one would make fun of her for liking the occult. She'd go far away and change her name. Viola was nice, but Brown was much too plain. Maybe something like... like...

She looked down at the book she was reading again. The Official Pokemon Handbook. She'd read it cover to cover many times, but she always came back for more. The pages were open to the two-page spread devoted to Gastly, Haunter, and Gengar, and she stared at those pages with wide, wistful eyes.

"I wish I could be a Pokemon Trainer. They get to go wherever they want and have adventures. Pokemon would not judge me."

Her eyes fell to the list of attacks the Pokemon could learn. The words "Night Shade" drifted over her vision.

"...Nightshade..."

GB Plots 2018 Retrospective

Alright, let's get this show on the road. Time to look back at all my plot events this year and let loose any behind-the-scenes or cutting room floor stuff!

Chatzy Madness Volume 318: Texts From Dolby

Brinehammer: Full disclosure; I never expected anyone to like Oda at all ;>.>
Yelly McHarpy: sorry brine, you humanized her too much
Yelly McHarpy: its the same trap you fall into every year
Brinehammer: You're not wrong... I just, dang. I meant for her to be a side character, not another main. Confirmed for Brawl though. She's Gotta.
Senior Drrrrrraco: Sorry, Brine, for making her happy.
Brinehammer: I guess I'll live with it :V
Senior Drrrrrraco: I'll make sure DeMonde inevitably betrays General-chan by saying anime isn't real.
ivel: DRACO YOU MONSTER
Senior Drrrrrraco: It's true, Ivel. Cory in the House didn't actually happen. >=l
ivel: ;;

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Dia: kobberfans.jpg
ivel: that is Kaede.png ;U
RubyChao: you are right
RubyChao: that IS kaede

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Dia: gacha reward
Gooper Blooper: Dia looking a little bit like Junko
Dia: lacks the aura
Dia: i mean
Gooper Blooper: not enough fluff
Dia: i can fix that :U
Dia: either way she's wearing golden pega wings
Dia: and i keep making saint seiya jokes at ivel in spite of the fact that i know 1% about seiya
Gooper Blooper: of course you only know 1%
Gooper Blooper: but it's the most important 1%
Gooper Blooper: because that one percent is the toughest of the one hundred percents
Dia: KEK
RubyChao: i love how that ikki meme will never die
RubyChao: just thanks to how absurd a phase "strongest of the 100 orphans" is
Gooper Blooper: if we ever get to 100 brawl entrants, keep your eye on ikki