Jumpropeman: you send X-Men villain Mystique, and she just spends the whole brawl disguised as Shashake
Draco: PERFECT
Cornwind Evil: Draco you just said their name out loud
Draco: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Draco explodes.
Draco: Shashake is cut Brawl content.
Jumpropeman: ingrid would vote for her and isn't sure why
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RubyChao: man!!
RubyChao: brawl...
HOW DID HE GET THIS JOB: Man-Brawl, the considerably less successful second cousin to Man-Thing
HOW DID HE GET THIS JOB: Man-Bat claims no relation
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(Re: the ZF Hospital medical staff)
RubyChao: dr. gerald nerique like "am i not good enough for you?"
Jumpropeman: she probably would rate him as one of the ones closest to her expertise
Jumpropeman: mostly because they both handle most of the less magical or supersciencey side of medical
Jumpropeman: it's also one reason she was fast to get along with maomao
Jumpropeman: she "gets" them
Jumpropeman: she wouldn't knock the magic healers, but she also wouldn't show Sarah an x-ray of a bladder and say "what do you think"
Gooper Blooper: There's nothing to fear, I have the best retired doctors on hand to make sure our medical team won't have to fret
Jumpropeman: now those two she'd show a bladder to
Jumpropeman: i do like over time we did accrue a great deal of doctors
Gooper Blooper: "Does it require lickens?" "*squeak*"
JiggyHarpy: vruhnu will join in on the doctoring!
JiggyHarpy: he knows what a bladder is-
Jumpropeman: "Vruhnu take a look at this" "Chiyari please stop showing everyone that bladder" *Chiyari slumps over*
JiggyHarpy: Vruhnu is the one showing everyone the bladder, what are you talking about
JiggyHarpy: he's all about rocks and kidney stones are fascinating to him
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Draco: Oh dang. I still need a Secret Fiter. Is Chiyari free?
Jumpropeman: this isn't the time to ask her on a date draco, you have to submit a secret fiter!
Jumpropeman: link
Draco: You're right! I better get Sniveling!
Gooper Blooper: Finally, it's time for Mr. Delicious
Jumpropeman: powers: tanks any business he comes in contact with
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(re: acquiring full-body character images for Brawl reference)
Jumpropeman: speaking of, whenever harp's around, I need to know about Naomi's body
RubyChao: Oh my, how lewd.
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PhoneJade: Entering three different Jonesys
PhoneJade: Jonesybrawl
Jumpropeman: and one of those jonesys
Jumpropeman: is fortnite jonesy
PhoneJade: N
PhoneJade: No
SCOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOX: She gets in the Top 10 because all she does is dance and everyone ignores her.
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(Re: DK Bananza)
RubyChao: i like how the VoidCo kongs honestly give me the energy of like...
RubyChao: This is your usual Gaggle of Other Kongs like in the Rare games
RubyChao: but if they were antagonists instead
RubyChao: you've even got Big Huge Kong, Tiny Gremlin Kong, Concerningly Sexy Kong...
Gooper Blooper: THEY HAVE NO MORALS
THEY NEVER SMILE
THESE NASTY KONGS
WOULD ALL HURT A CHILD
HUH
RubyChao: god dammit goops i choked on my rice
Jumpropeman: excellent
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Phoneharpyss: "Mmmm flesh" - Anansi
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Jade Melts: "the Kobbers were back in town"
Jade Melts: TO KILL YOU
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Gooper Blooper: >Steam popup with Chao's avatar... but no text. It is blank.
Gooper Blooper: Thinking it was just a glitch, I kept playing.
RubyChao: Spooooooky...
RubyChao: (it's Renowned Explorers, the rivaleux game)
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Jumpropeman: probably should decided who I'm voting for before I start writing a vote, huh?
Draco: Nah. Just pick out some votes before Wednesday is over.
Draco: Vote Goomy
Jumpropeman: "I think ____ will win the Brawl because ____ and ___ even if they're ____"
Draco: THE 15TH COMMANDMENT: Attami is cute. :3
Jumpropeman: words to live by!
Cornwind Evil: You shall have no cutes before Attami
Jumpropeman: whittled down possible votes to 58...
Jumpropeman: I'll get there...
Jumpropeman: how many times should I vote for Democurus...
Draco: Well, if you give yourself more votes, you can vote for him more times!
Draco: Or give double the votes to everyone who entered more than six characters! ;p
Jumpropeman: i didnt ask for snivel
Jumpropeman: the snivel was thrust upon me
Jumpropeman: like all great men
Draco: His finest Snivel...
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Chuck Your Monkey (Sey) joined the chat
Chuck Your Monkey: You know sometimes I imagine goops going through all the messages for Chatzy Madness, and thinking “what the fuck Sey”
Steel Komodo: lol, lmao
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PhoneJade: Mario kart world trip report
PhoneJade: "the snowman," thought Luigi
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Jumpropeman: why are people always trying to dox Scooby Doo
Jumpropeman: always asking where he is
Gooper Blooper: He has some work to do now and he's not showing up
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Cornwind Evil: I don't think Attami would eat a raw stick of butter...
RubyChao: You underestimate her.
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MobileDraco: Margit, Guppystrand was years ago. It wasn't your fault.
Mobile Pitohui: You may leave Guppystrand, but Guppystrand never leaves you.
Jumpropeman joined the chat
Jumpropeman: boipystrand
harpsy: hi jrm
harpsy: my thing has been updated with half my votes
Jumpropeman: Haymar out there trying to make Naomi into a fiting BEAST and meanwhile Naomi can't pay attention because Haymar gets really close when showing her the motions to cast spells
harpsy: haymar are the lewd motions necessary for the spell-
Draco: You know who Cash should do a tie-in with? The Great Guppy! Margit would buy at least 1 Concord Coin after that.
Jumpropeman: even the great guppy is not that desperate
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Jumpropeman: *SK's number 1 vote is the mystery fiter AND number 4 is secret* the madman! they might not get such low placements this year
Draco: I hope not. The Secret Fiter this year is a chump but the Mystery Fiter is always amazing.
Draco: Oh wait, I got them swapped around. :V
Jumpropeman: it's gonna be awkward when it's revealed mystery and secret are both Lorne
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Jumpropeman: https://i.redd.it/0jj17uzllr8f1.png
Gooper Blooper: zfrp
Draco: It's Mumble! And Hannah! And...um...all those other Brine gals.
Jumpropeman: i am part of the brinegirl fandom
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Spy Runs The Vote Jauntlet joined the chat
Jumpropeman: hi spy
Jumpropeman: I notice you voted for Snivel, but don't worry, there's still time to fix that-
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Jumpropeman: watching pumkin world gameplay
Jumpropeman: i thought only hungry pumkin would be weird
Jumpropeman: "Welcome to Farmer Fuckin' Barnyard Disco" I know it's Farmer Pumpkin, but it really sounds like fuckin
Jumpropeman: the video is very much "uploaded 12 years ago" in terms of commentary though so I ain't linking it :V
Jumpropeman: oh my gosh the gator looks like he just broke his back and can't get up
Jumpropeman: i know the entry describes them, but these still surprise me to see em in motion
Jumpropeman: well, it was quite a trip to pumkin world
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Cornwind Evil: Went back and added a detail to my entrants that is just there so it's known
Cornwind Evil: It changes nothing about them
Jumpropeman: what is it?
Cornwind Evil: That none of them are really interested in the prize money
Jumpropeman: they'll donate it to the charitable cause known as zeldoten's pockets
Cornwind Evil: Dawn: OVER MY DEAD BODY THEY WILL
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MobileDraco: JRM won't mind missing my plot; it's just Margit fighting the evil Team Sky.
Gooper Blooper hosts an event in the middle of brawl season about Attami, Cordie, Stella, and Doug saving a Dr. Pepper factory
BeesPy: you wouldn't dare :I
Gooper Blooper: you're right, there's no way I'd do that
Gooper Blooper: it would also need lobco
MobileDraco: Paimon vs Anguirus
Gooper Blooper: now it's perfect
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RubyChao joined the chat
RubyChao: helloooooo
RubyChao: i am home from a long walk
RubyChao: fun fact, it went through Maspeth, and I must say they repaired well
you'd hardly guess a 100 foot tall syrup man burst through the roof of a warehouse a year ago
Gooper Blooper: the scene of Maple's liberation...
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Menu Sheep: I should do some bar writing today, but I am EXTREMELY UNMOTIVATED
Menu Sheep rolls around on the floor
Draco: Is the M for (un)Motivated?
Menu Sheep: Yes.
Draco: Cute.
Menu Sheep: How dare.
Draco: :3
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Cornwind Evil: Oh let's try this new Doom expansion, Legacy of Rust
Cornwind Evil: How hard can it be
Cornwind Evil: Third level: 376 enemies
Cornwind Evil: HOLY SHIT
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Jumpropeman: i got to get a filling tomorrow
Gooper Blooper: *JRM takes out his frustrations on the doctor team and KOs all of them even if they were already eliminated*
Jumpropeman: a dentist fiter would have a lot of fun tools to use...
Gooper Blooper: my joke was originally "too bad a dentist didn't enter" before realizing we at least had the med alliance
Jumpropeman: a marvel there isn't a kobber dentist considering all the sweets they eat
Gooper Blooper: guess I gotta bring back Dr Rabbit
Gooper Blooper: BUT STILL YOU'RE NOT DONE
Draco: Hold on a second...
Draco edits Sage's entry so that the Death Egg Robo can do dentistry.
Jumpropeman: Dentist Egg
Jumpropeman: somehow scarier than Death Egg
Draco: JRM has to reroll the winner after changing ALL OF HIS VOTES to Baffler.
Draco: Sage still wins.
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Jumpropeman: I had a dream about doing brawl work that isn't a spoiler so I can share it
Jumpropeman: in the dream, I was getting to like, the last 10 or so brawlers, only to realize that I had completely forgotten that M. Bison had entered the Brawl. He was supposed to get third place and he had not yet been mentioned at all
Jumpropeman: apparently my plan to rectify that issue would be to just backedit two KOs to be done by him instead
RubyChao: ah, so BBB5 Tenshi, got it
Jumpropeman: the even funnier part though is later I had a dream I was telling you guys about this dream and in that summary I spoiled actual brawl results :V
RubyChao: (I'm not trying to needle you over that it's legit the comparison I could think of)
Jumpropeman: jokes on you chao, I knew she was there and yet still ignored her! (legit I thought of her too :V)
Jumpropeman: tenshi was part of the problem of old brawl writing where it was a lot more like a sequence of 1 on 1s rather than a fite where anyone can spill into a battle
Jumpropeman: like all her big moments were planned for later, so she was just shoved aside until then rather than making appearances before then
Cornwind Evil: Bison refused to be in the Brawl because he was mad it was Thursday instead of Tuesday
RubyChao: yeah, i know that wouldn't happen this time because you'd have given her a bunch of moments, they just wouldn't have resulted in KO
RubyChao: and on the plus side, Tenshi was objectively the most fitting character to do that to
Seychelles: I should make a betting post
Jumpropeman: bet on M. Bison getting third place
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Jumpropeman: link
Gooper Blooper: a badge of honor
Draco: And that's how I got involved in that class action lawsuit.
Jumpropeman: the official fruit sniffer plush
Draco: It's a huge pickle.
Gooper Blooper: Fruit Sniffer is our Mystery Fiter, calling it now-
Jumpropeman: and our secret fiter? The Annoying Orange
Jumpropeman: get sniffed, fruit
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Gooper Blooper: WITH A PURPOSEFUL
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Draco: JRM's Brawl Prize:
Jumpropeman: RP Daiyousei is probably just as tall as it
Draco: Well, when Snivel wins (aka gets 2nd to Democurus) I'll get you one.
Jumpropeman: guess I should get back to drawing then
Jumpropeman: 100 pics of snivel to go-
Jumpropeman: he gets every ko, by gawd
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Mn Sheep: "The first battle of RC Rampage is a measured, plodding affair."
Mn Sheep: But who does the me-
Mn Sheep: "We still don't know who a methodical pace benefits"
Mn Sheep: oh.
Gooper Blooper: It's been like 12 years and we still haven't figured it out...
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Hooded Pitohui: "“Why would I hug you?” she asks," - Haymar achieves the first ever pre-fite KO
Cornwind Evil: “A bit of Haymar for Naomi, a bit of Anansi for you both. " 🎵A little bit of Monica in my life...🎵
iKomodo: KOBBER NUMBER 5
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MobileDraco: "she peers at the book, “Semen" <- It's gonna be THAT kind of pre-show? BI
MobileDraco: Maomao raises a finger, “Semen" <- In other news, I am eight years old.
Gooper Blooper: Oh god, the ticker... oh no... XD
MobileDraco: “We all work for a little thing called" SEMEN. 'friendship'. Oh.
MobileDraco: Prefite: "Rainbow flinches at the unexpected appearance, nearly choking on her..." >.>; "complementary breadsticks." Oh.
Gooper Blooper: https://youtube.com/watch?v=qr89xoZyE1g
Jumpropeman: while I haven't had time for my gamefly rentals, they did send me a neptunia game for me to play after the brawl
Jumpropeman: im gonna nep it up
MobileDraco: Nepgear 4 Brawl
MobileDraco: Disclaimer: I'm not automatically picking the Semen comments for the ticker unless they're somehow the funniest lines today.
MobileDraco: Preshow: "Maybe one day these types of entrants will get jokes about nosehairs and Semen" <- ✧(⸝⸝⸝áµ’̴̶̷ ｡ áµ’̴̶̷⸝⸝⸝)
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Draco: Prefite "Don't worry, Paimon did not kill anyone." <- This is also how Paimon's KO post ends. :(
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Mn Sheep: "I don't think this book will give us the secret to reproducing Attami's thighs,"
Mn Sheep: Gonna need to take a few art classes first-
Gooper Blooper: Attami's thighs are art, according to Sheep, you heard it here first
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Mn Sheep: "I would have been perfect for setting up the Pre-Fite Show. No one contacted me though, even though I had already been starting to collect data..."
Mn Sheep: JUSTICE FOR TROY! *furiously waves flag*
Mn Sheep: "I believe allowing Democurus on board was a mistake."
Mn Sheep: His aunt says this every holiday.
Mn Sheep: "His eyes had rolled back as he ate... which wasn't too strange to Reduin. Democurus did that fairly often."
Mn Sheep: GENTLEMEN, PLEASE! *waves face*
Gooper Blooper: link
Mn Sheep: ""...Are we fiting again?" Demo says weakly, not able to understand this betrayal."
Mn Sheep: I literally went: "oh nooooo" in a tiny voice :I
Mn Sheep: "Look! I like him now!"
Mn Sheep: Demo is such a living plush toy.
Cornwind Evil: So I'm reading a 70's encyclopedia of Superman
Cornwind Evil: Which I actually read as a kid, decades ago
Cornwind Evil: You notice things as an adult you don't as a kid
Cornwind Evil: Like how often the writer/editors use the term "spectacular crimes"
Mn Sheep: ...WHY ARE ALL MY CHARACTERS ON THE TRAIN???
Mn Sheep hit by realization
Mn Sheep: WELL. This ought to be interesting.
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Gooper Blooper: Goopsbro pulled a Sheep when we were driving to Funspot yesterday
Gooper Blooper: Goopsmom was talking about how she wanted to get an animatronic for Halloween this year, and she said she wanted a spooky clown
Gooper Blooper: "Oh, I should get a Pennywise!" she said. But while browsing Spirit Halloween's website the other day, she'd seen a replica of the "dog" from Ghostbusters and it was like $600 despite not even being animatronic, it was just a prop. We figured that was because it was officially licensed instead of generic.
Gooper Blooper: So I said "Pennywise would cost too much, you'd need to buy generic and get Nickeldumb"
Gooper Blooper: And when Goopsmom said "...Nickeldumb... I don't get it." Goopsbro launched into an extremely long-winded breakdown of the punchline, even beginning with "It's funny because"
Gooper Blooper: Goopsmom got it quickly but he kept going until she swatted his sunglasses off his face to shut him up
Gooper Blooper: Then I said "Nickeldumb claims he's five times the clown Pennywise is" and Goopsmom said "OH MY GOD"
Draco: LOL
RubyChao: ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
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Brawlco: "We never even got to know his real name..." <- WHO IS THE GRAND GUPPY???
Brawlco: "Apparently it's Titus Czonka." <- Oh, okay.
Brawlropeman: I realized Baffler was the only ckr villain I hadn't used the real name for, so I added that. Especially because it's a surprisingly non-standard name. I was expecting like, Greg.
Brawlco: We already had an Uncle Greg once. Don't do that to Michaelangelo.
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M Brawl: The actual heck is this orange horse....girl?
Brawlropeman: sheep: she's from Horse Race Tests, this thing where horses randomly bounce around a maze. People started making narratives around it, and eventually, turned the horses into attractive horse girls to fit that narrative
BRawlse: Oh so that's that "hrt" thing my trans friends keep telling me to try
BrawlSey: GDI ROSE
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M Brawl: "the music from Pumkin Land was forcing the animals to boogie like this was the movie Barnyard."
M Brawl: You're going to reference BARNYARD? Of all things?!
Brawlropeman: references are how a writer shows they're CULTURED
M Brawl: Cultured like CHEESE
BrawlSey: jrm no I'm with sheep on this one
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M Brawl: "sadly, this ape did not have sex appeal, even though his smart liquid body could have surely given him some curves if it so desired."
M Brawl: I'm unsure how to react to this tainted knowledge.
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M Brawl: “DEMO!” Maple yells as she appears in front of him, making Democurus bleat in surprise and his heart to race again. “I need you to eat me!”
M Brawl: I'm not sure you're close enough to Demo to make that kind of ask, Maple
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Brawlwind Brawl: Thank crap. If Demo had somehow won AGAIN I think I might have gotten so very NETTLED.
Brawlwind Brawl: But this is fine. -sits among burning house-
BrawlChao: god what the fuck is this top five (complimentary)
M Brawl: "“I need his blood,” Chiyari says, almost drooling."
M Brawl: *sounds of plates shattering in the distance*
Brawling Pitohui: My heart is fluttering (complimentary)
Brawlhammer: I'm actually shocked. Like, never, ever would have guessed this as the top 5.
Gooper Brawler: BRINE WHY ARE YOU 3/5THS OF THE BRAWL
Spy Off-Mobile: I'm gonna be real, if DEMOCURUS actually clutched out 1st twice in a row I couldn't even be upset
Brawling Pitohui: Hannah, I adore you with my heart full, but, also, c'mon green haired girls, stick together. Perservere!
Spy Off-Mobile: Like. Something about the same character pulling it off twice in a row is so impossible
BrawlChao: if Ruukoto of all characters finally breaks my hard cap I will be so proud of her
BrawlChao: This woman got eighth to last in the popular vote. I gave her an atomic self-destruct so she could blow up midway through the Brawl and JRM could do wacky shit with it.
BrawlChao: She has no right at all to be in the top five and I'm loving it.
Brawlwind Brawl: RPers plan, the tractor laughs.
Gooper Brawler: Man... Prismrivers sure can Brawl, huh?
M Brawl: "Ruukoto made sure to drill away from the exit Leo Luster took, not really comfortable with the feelings he evoked"
M Brawl: None of us are.
Brawlwind Brawl: By next year Third Chance is fearing the Prismrivers
BrawlChao: god i am SO on the edge of my seat right now
BrawlChao: oh god just realized.
BrawlChao: we have a very realistic chance of a Fite Yer Self finale.
Gooper Brawler: Chao: I broke the wall down and then it happened again in RC Rampage, it's on the table now
Brawlropeman: posted
BrawlChao: HARD CAP BROKEN
BrawlChao: HAVEN'T EVEN READ PAST FIFTH YET
BrawlChao: DON'T NEED TO I ALREADY FINALLY FUCKING DID IT
M Brawl: MAAAAAAAPLLLLLLE! NOOOOOOOO!
BrawlChao: brawl I AM SO READY FOR THIS FINAL TWO. GOD I HOPE LAYLA WINS BUT I CAN'T EVEN BE TOO MAD IF I GET FIRST. RUUKOTO HAS DONE SO WELL. I LOVE MY ROBOT MAID.
M Brawl: "Allison reaches forward to grab Milk with the other hand, the now giant maid squeezing to try and break the Nikke."
M Brawl: ATTACK OF THE 50ft MAID!
Brawlwind Brawl: Ugh. Law of averages kicking Brine there.
M Brawl: Wha-GET MILES PROWLER OUTTA HERE!
Brawling Pitohui: Well, I'll be.
Brawling Pitohui: Back here again.
Brawlwind Brawl: ARD IS SO STUPID HE INVERTED THE LAWS OF AVERAGES BY MENTIONING THEM.
BrawlChao: Layla is one of the best voted characters this Brawl. Ruukoto is one of the worst. Let's see how hard it goes.
M Brawl: Gwen...pooled. Quite a run! But, alas, no more Secrets exposed today...
Gooper Brawler: does anybody know what time it is???
M Brawl: "but Democurus. Sure, you could say all the cool lines about bravery being about fiting on despite your fear, but the point was, he was filled with that self-doubt and cowardice"
M Brawl: Demo turns to Perona, hands on his hips, and proudly shouts: "I'm ALREADY NEGATIVE!"
M Brawl: "Has he really? He just looks like the usual annoying egotist he's always been! He thought faking it until he makes it would work, but I still see that lame loser!" Perona says, sticking out her tongue as the ghostlings join in the gesture."
M Brawl: The most vile, brutal, cold-hearted attack in Brawl history...
M Brawl: NOT KYOUKO!
M Brawl: "A ghostling flies through her though, doing her a favor and removing that guilt"
M Brawl: You carry that guilt, you monster!
Brawlropeman: art thou all ready
BrawlChao: I am.
BrawlChao: No matter what comes, I'm prepared.
Brawlwind Brawl: Art thou bored?
Brawling Pitohui: I am prepared, my good sir.
Gooper Brawler: Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
Brawlwind Brawl: Art The Clown...will never ever ever ever appear in RP
Brawlropeman: well then
Brawlropeman: posted
BrawlChao: I'm fucking hollering! I'M SO SORRY EVERYONE BUT ALSO WHAT A COMEBACK FOR YOURS TRULY
Brawlropeman: and epilogue posted
BrawlChao: aaaaaahahahahahahahaha
Brawlropeman: and finished before midnight even!
Brawling Pitohui: Well, I'll be. Back here again.
Brawlropeman: finale results Meredith gives the Prismrivers a hug
Brawling Pitohui: Another wonderful, excellent run for the dearest Prismrivers, and a legendary dark horse comeback win that finally broke the cap for one of my best friends.
Brawling Pitohui: If I could be happier, I might think I ascended to heaven.
Chuck Your Monkey: Congrats to the winner
Brawlhammer: Congrats, Chao! Absolutely fantastic. What a Brawl this was!
M Brawl: Wow. 7th place ain't bad for a Brawl champ coming off their win!
Brawling Pitohui: JRM, I cannot thank you enough for the wonderful experience you have once again endeavored to provide to us!
BrawlChao: thank you, brine! I'm sorry about 3/4/5.
Brawlwind Brawl: Sheep. Demo went the furthest of any returning Brawl champion, by a considerable margin. He is both gold and silver.
BrawlChao: posted final stats
Chuck Your Monkey: Thank you JRM.
Brawling Pitohui: It was invigorating, attention-grabbing, chock full of humor and creativity, and, above all, a wonderful event to share with you and everyone else at ZFRP who make the wonderful characters and stories that make this possible.
Brawlropeman: I worry it might sound a little cheap since I say it in some form every year, but it's so fun to write all your characters and I sit here so excited on brawl day for you to see what they're going to get up to
Brawlropeman: like one reason I got little sleep was my mind going "oh man, wait til they see THIS" over and over :V
BrawlChao: jrm
BrawlChao: Legitimate question
BrawlChao: Is this the biggest winner tractor upset in Brawl history?
Brawlropeman: in sheer proportionality it has to be.
Brawling Pitohui: I want to be mindful of dropping too big a spoiler bar so I will refrain tonight, but my goodness, JRM, I will have to at some point just ramble about how thrilled and impressed I was by your handling of my characters. Just a delight after delight.
Brawlhammer: Eh... Honestly, this was the best Brinejerk run in darn near a decade, maybe ever. I can live with it!
Gooper Brawler: INCREDIBLE final two battle, that was SO good and had SO MANY twists and turns!
Brawlwind Brawl: I'm just gonna write my own Brawl. With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the Brawl!
Chuck Your Monkey: genuinely the guys I thought would be fodder made it farther than half my cast
Brawlwind Brawl: You can expect it in 2029!
BrawlChao: sey: Ruukoto got the eighth to last popular vote total by our count and I gave her the self-destruct in full expectation she would die in the midcard. Legitimately the entire purpose of it was so that WHEN she died - not if, WHEN - she would blow up and JRM could use that for narrative.
Brawlropeman: I wish Melone had gone further so I could have played with his powers more, but I was really happy with what I could do with gelato and sorbet
BrawlChao: Just realized I gotta come up with some kind of super mech Ruukoto design next year.
Brawlwind Brawl: What's she going to do with the 15 million?
Brawlropeman: she's gonna buy so much Pledge
Gooper Brawler: A REALLY nice mop
Brawlropeman: 15 million dollar mech body for the title defense
Brawlhammer: Me too- ever since like 30th place I kept telling myself "Alright, Hannah is dead this next post, she's gotta be." But, tractor gonna tractor. Very happy with her performance! I think the Tennessee grouping worked to set up the final two pretty darn well, it really was a nailbiter.
Brawling Pitohui: Fortunately, ahu, I am out of Prismrivers
Brawlwind Brawl: Throw them in a blender. Enter Prismrivermass
Gooper Brawler: HP, still Brawl winless, got second place twice in a row and was still incredibly gracious and good-natured in defeat, give this guy a hand
Brawlropeman: we love our musical ladies!
BrawlChao: combination of buying lots of fun steamworks stuff and massive equipment, but first:
BrawlChao: Ruukoto is, in the offseason, absolutely buying a huge vacation package for herself, Allison, Angelica, Dr. Bulgrave, and Dr. Welward. The whole Gunningshire squad is getting a month of pure pampering.
M Brawl: “Well... What should we do now?” "Whatever we feel like.”
M Brawl: A beautiful sentiment!
M Brawl: I'm a little teary.
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Jumpropeman: The wiki I got that nice Leo Luster 3D render for the Brawl from is a doozy
"Fat Albert Virus Arc
Leo Luster plays a significant role in the Fat Albert Virus Arc when the experimental virus introduced by Big Tobacco’s collaboration with Umbrella Corporation starts turning inhabitants into monstrous versions of Fat Albert."
Gooper Blooper: I see you've found Spy's first 2026 entrant
Jumpropeman: a whole army of brawlers transformed into Fat Albert...
Jumpropeman: "Fat Albert wields the power of The Keyblade, a weapon manifested from the pure energy within himself to fight against enemies and release the darkness that's corrupting them. This energy further evolves to where Fat Albert obtains a time-stopping Stand dubbed "Fat Albert: The World". "
RubyChao: This sounds like a pretty average ZFRP character tbh
Jumpropeman: i know right?
Jumpropeman: seems like this wiki is mostly based on a discord server friend group
RubyChao: "This arc is a climactic moment for Fat Albert, as he directly confronts Big Tobacco, the mastermind behind several of the Think Tank's recent challenges. After tracking Big Tobacco down, Fat Albert demands that he cease his harmful campaign, but the confrontation escalates into a battle. Big Tobacco manages to steal Albert’s Keyblade and reveals his Stand, "Out of Touch." The battle is intense, but with the combined efforts of Dr. Sex and Sealand, Fat Albert is able to reclaim his Keyblade and deliver a decisive blow to Big Tobacco, becoming victorious as the white croc retreats."
RubyChao: yeah, no, this just seems like someone else's equivalent of ZFRP
BeesPy: its their own zfrp
BeesPy: damn i got kela'd
Gooper Blooper: "Part 1: Cult of Sus"
Jumpropeman: "Collaborating with Enrico Obama"
BeesPy: wild
RubyChao: Even their villain groups feel like ZFRP villain groups. I love it.
Jumpropeman: its fun looking over their character lists and being like "ah, that franchise is popular over there"
Jumpropeman: like if someone saw our plots summarized they'd be like "dang, they sure love em some touhous"
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Jumpropeman: "Venus bets a crate of assorted fireworks on at least five combatants dying from explosions in the Brawl."
I laughed seeing all the explosive bets, looking over at all my images of people just blowing up
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Jumpropeman: https://youtube.com/watch?v=1y1gtuPUkp0
RubyChao: god the funniest part of this series being a musical is that DK's voice actor is actually a really good singer
RubyChao: like, this man could carry an R&B album easy
RubyChao: And then nobody else is.
RubyChao: Well, rool is
Jumpropeman: it does feel like they put work into making sure those two could carry a tune, and then... diddy...
Spy Ponders The Nature of Kong: DK and K. Rool are legit talented singers, others in various places on the Good Character Voice spectrum, and then, god, DIDDY
Gooper Blooper: I'M A METAL HEAD A METAL HEAD A METAL HEAD A METAL HEAD
RubyChao: metal head is legit the funniest example
RubyChao: you got the soothing tones of dk's voice
RubyChao: and the SCREECH of diddy
BeesPy: i'm dixie on the way back on a minecart, traumatized by diddy's singing
BeesPy: i should probably remind me how bad that its-
Gooper Blooper: "IS there someTHING you should tell me big BUDDYyYyYyYyYyYyY"
Jumpropeman: man, dk's voice is so smooth in metalhead
Jumpropeman: sounds like something that could have been in an 80s classic
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RubyChao: Ruukoto had no actual votes. She had the default points, the sponsorship I gave her, and some effort. That was literally it and she rode it to the top. So if you ever doubted the power of effort...
Gooper Blooper: Remember pre-Brawl, when I advised CW to only enter characters he would legitimately like to see win just in case this was his year? Behold the very emphatic proof as to why. ANYONE can win.
Cornwind Evil: Whereas Layla...
Gooper Blooper: CW: Layla got second in the popular vote... and second is what she received
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Chuck Your Monkey joined the chat
iKomodo: i refuse to chuck my monkey
iKomodo: he has been a good monkey who eats his veggies and does funny impressions
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Jumpropeman: for a second I thought I was almost caught up
Jumpropeman: then I started unfurling the post-brawl spoilers...
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Gooper Blooper: I made a fun vidya discovery today
Gooper Blooper: Months back, I played GigaBash on the Switch. It's one of those "indie dev makes their own sequel to a game because the original devs won't" things, this time with the old Godzilla 3D fighting games from the Gamecube/Wii generations
Gooper Blooper: One of the stages featured a really cool robot, but it was only an NPC that harassed the fighters when they played on its' stage and you couldn't play as it
Gooper Blooper: You can see it's GB coded
Jumpropeman: its the drill
Gooper Blooper: I randomly decided to see if Gigabash had been up to anything lately and found out that a few weeks ago they dropped free DLC that makes the robot playable
Gooper Blooper: victory!
Jumpropeman: noice
Jumpropeman: link
Gooper Blooper: look, there is now empirical ZFRP proof that drills, despite being really shitty robot combat weapons, are top-tier Brawl weapons
Gooper Blooper: I am justified in my enjoyment of jabby spinny things
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Gooper Blooper: I like that Tapu Lele's slowness is emphasized because it reminds me of the jokes about how everything in Alola is slow (because an oddly large number of Pokemon new to the 7th gen are slow, including Pokemon that look like they should be much faster)
Gooper Blooper: Lele is actually pretty speedy by Alola standards with a very reasonable base speed stat of 95
Jumpropeman: that's as fast as Arcanine and Sharpedo! But I've had an explanation ready to go: that's ATTACK Speed, and she's attacking at the speed of thought
Jumpropeman: actually moving that big shell around is another matter
BeesPy: "at the speed of thought"
BeesPy: oh no what if she has adhd-
BeesPy: and it started to rain
Gooper Blooper: basically the ultimate example of "alola is slow for no reason"
BeesPy: also i didn't see the other context so i'm just like "wait no that takes a different meaning and i fucked it up"
Jumpropeman: seeing that picture of vikavolt with its wings put away feels wrong
Gooper Blooper: all the lore goes on and on about how fast and nimble vikavolt is
Gooper Blooper: base speed: 43
BeesPy: WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO SLOW
BeesPy: ITS AN ELECTRIC TYPE
Gooper Blooper: for comparison, Caterpie has a base speed of 45
BeesPy: WHAT THE FUCK
BeesPy: i'm upsetti spaghetti
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RubyChao: You know how canonically all the Brawl winners get huge gold statues of themselves?
RubyChao: Kay Faraday doing some careful editing. "Hey look, I'm a Brawl winner! Here's my gold statue and everything!"
"Why do you look angry and panicked, not triumphant?"
"artistic license"
Jumpropeman: haha!
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Gooper Blooper: "The path through the dip in the surface was fragmented and broken due to the snowballs rolling over it, first one way and then up the curved side of the hollow before rolling right back down and to the other extreme."
Jumpropeman: mimi will just enter a cannon and launch herself to the top
Hooded Pitohui: I'm glad I wasn't the only one envisoning the Bob-omb Battlefield iron balls.
Gooper Blooper: *buh-buh buh buh buh bah*
Footrace With Snow The Swift
"letsa go"
Brine: Oh, nice- that's pretty much exactly what I was going for! Just, with more snow and ice.
Gooper Blooper: halfway up there's gonna be that giant snowman trying to blow us off the ice bridge and we have to hide behind Doug's bulk to cross
Jumpropeman: Doug why are you waddling backwards-
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Gooper Blooper: I got to talk about the Brawl to Goopsbro in a really roundabout way today
Gooper Blooper: We've both been in agreement that we're sick of seeing people be super negative about everything on the Internet, and last month we had been making fun of negative Mario Kart World videos by talking about the overused sad mario pngs
Gooper Blooper: I mentioned I'd been doing a fresh wave of "don't recommend this video" on youtube because now I was getting recced lots of videos with names like "Jurassic Park Rebirth: Worst One Yet" and so on (It was not my favorite Jurassic film but it was alright and I don't need to listen to someone tell me how much I should hate it for thirty minutes)
Gooper Blooper: yes, JRM, exactly
Gooper Blooper: This in turn made Goopsbro talk about how every time he goes to the movies, he ends up just moderately liking the film, and can't remember ever coming out of one going "THAT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER" or "That was TERRIBLE!"
Gooper Blooper: but when he said "That was TERRIBLE"
Gooper Blooper: he said it in the exact cadence of Hungry Pumkin
Gooper Blooper: so then I had to tell him about Hungry Pumkin, and he had never heard of it so he looked it up
Gooper Blooper: and then I told him Hungry Pumkin had been in "that big collaborative fight thing my friends and I do every summer"
Gooper Blooper: and that's how that happened.
RubyChao: ahahahahaha, incredible
Jumpropeman: I feel ya on that "don't recommend" stuff, I wish I could do it with Polygon right now since they decided their way of leaning into donkey kong hype is to have one guy put out articles saying how much he thinks donkey kong is bad
Jumpropeman: normally Polygon can do some actual game journalism so I dont' want to block them from Google news, but these editorials man...
Gooper Blooper: here's some DK journalism I'm sure JRM can get behind
Jumpropeman: as much as we needed another new Donkey Kong game, I am sad we were denied Goomba With Hands-a Bananza
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PhoneJade: Oh the pregnant mother pig is a nightmare
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My Sheep: "-and that was the beginning of the age of Coral, when the covens began to come together"
My Sheep: and that's how I met your mother
Gooper Blooper: Iono hates the age of coral
Brine: "-and I had a squid tied to my belt, which was the style at the time."
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My Sheep: srspost. Sorry, it's a bit short
Jumpropeman: "Rainbow grabs the jiggy lel"
My Sheep: :I
Gooper Blooper: Rainbow, upon grabbing the jiggy: "YES!! Finally, proof of my brilliance! No one will ever doubt me again!"
Binah: "I'll trade you a taco for the jiggy"
Rainbow: "DEAL"
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Gooper Blooper: A lot of the Third Chance characters are actually people we never saw before, they just have backstories as faceless grunts from past Kobber-fighting armies
Jumpropeman: wait until you learn Roka was part of the Roller Disco Devils
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Cornwind Evil: "Magnaarn tries to recover the Doomstone of Darke to aid him" Tell me an artifact is evil without saying it
MobileDraco: "It's made by Apple by Tesla Engineers."
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RubyChao: i want to thank pitohui
RubyChao: he was the one who suggested a good opening plot hook would be "the kobbers fight fake samus, they get away, now we want to spend the season finding out Who and that leads to the other conflicts"
RubyChao: and doing this plot? he's absolutely right the kobbers are REALLY gonna want to know abotu this
RubyChao: so i have an excuse to do all kinds of fun space setpieces!
My Sheep: I bet Fake Samus is Black Shadow!
Hooded Pitohui: Happy to be of service.
Jumpropeman: Fake Samus is actually... REAL Samus, and the Samus fighting Blast is the FAKE
Cornwind Evil: Fake Samus is Metroid
Gooper Blooper: It's obviously Ridley
My Sheep: Tiamat is Samus?!
Jumpropeman: fake samus is a robot, which is what my bro and I thought she was when we first saw her in smash bros. on 64
Draco: Fake Samus is actually A DECEPTICON.
Gooper Blooper: link
RubyChao: goops, how could you spoil that annalyn is fake samus
Cornwind Evil: MISTAH IS TRISH
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: Randy SEETHING
Gooper Blooper: he hates her so much
Gooper Blooper: I enjoyed Randy (and Tiamat) getting to pop up a few times in the Brawl thanks to Chiyari's summons
Jumpropeman: Randy can brag that he totally got a KO
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Same Juices: Truffles yearns for the mines
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Gooper Blooper: link
RubyChao: this gives me the energy of browny about to do the hand grab meme
Gooper Blooper: link
RubyChao: AHAAHHAHA
Jumpropeman: seconds before you hear the arrest theme
Cornwind Evil: Browny's newest weapon: Phil
My Sheep: Terrifying, Draco
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Jumpropeman: link
Gooper Blooper: I mean this neutrally, JRM
Gooper Blooper: but the way you write Mud is so gross XD
Jumpropeman: whether it's d'angelo or mud, gotta remind you folks some of DALI are walking corpses!
RubyChao: understood
RubyChao: i will make Justine as uncomfortable as Mud when you see her next
Draco: That's a fine way to describe Perona. >:I
Gooper Blooper: What could be different about Justine that makes her get written differently from D'Angelo and Mud...
Gooper Blooper: hmmmmm
Jumpropeman: the bandages
Jumpropeman: Ufa's body never got any gross descriptions either!
Jumpropeman: I often forget her faceclaim has a human version
Gooper Blooper: that was a very good decision considering he was in food service
BeesPy: bandooges
RubyChao: in all seriousness, anime girl aside, a lot of that is just because of a couple years of experimentation and refining thanks to wolfgang's works
Gooper Blooper: her faceclaim has a human version and for some stupid reason Generic Anime Girl gets way more art than Cute Zombie Mummy
RubyChao: Justine immediately after getting resurrected was like
RubyChao: 40% burn scars
RubyChao: but Wolfgang wanted to ensure long-term stability so treatment and work improved it
Draco: Scowl was 40% burn scars when he got out of the dunk tank.
Gooper Blooper: XD
RubyChao: That little, Draco?
Gooper Blooper: I enjoyed writing him in my Brawl audience post as being extra buttmad over the whole thing
RubyChao: (the tractor telling Draco to bully Scowl was its best decision all of Giselle's amusements)
Gooper Blooper: Scowl has been fun
Draco: Well, he fell into a tank of water.
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RubyChao: You realize, of course, that what you're suggesting is that I make Malin and Nue the ones who go out and track down Fake Samus and meet all these space weirdos in space
RubyChao: in other words you're asking for a consistent and constant supply of Malin and Nue content
RubyChao: I just want everyone to understand they will be at fault.
Gooper Blooper: Don't act like you don't want to.
Gooper Blooper: Considering you made them Space Police I always kind of assumed they'd be major characters in this plot anyway
BeesPy: yes
RubyChao: malin and nue slapfighting over which one is the "assistant" in ace attorney parlance
RubyChao: chrome reminding them that functionally they are both assistants.
Brine: Oh noooo! I didn't want that!
Draco: Yes, I realize I'm asking you to make them important.
Brine tugs at shirt collar, sweats
Gooper Blooper: "NO! I DON'T WANT THAT"
Draco: Goops beat me to it. XD
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(As Sheep is reading a prior installment of Chatzy Madness)
My Sheep: "Mentats Sheep: Dang, girl got ABDOMEN like a rap video"
My Sheep: "Mentats Sheep: Goops, don't put that in Chatzy Madness."
My Sheep: :I
Gooper Blooper: :3
Draco: Well...um...April Fool's??
My Sheep: >:I
Gooper Blooper: <:3
Draco: >_>;
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My Sheep: AAAA
My Sheep: I would like to RP, but I'm stuck in D&D purgatory
Draco: So instead of RPing you're RPing. ;V
My Sheep: yeah
My Sheep: but bad
Draco: It's okay, Sheep. I'll have Griff talk to the OTHER oldest family in Argo, the Malin Friebergs.
My Sheep: Frieburg the Iceberg, they call her
Jumpropeman: well it seems the forum ain't loading anyway
Draco: WELL, we broke the forum. Again.
Jumpropeman: been trying to post a chiyari for a while now...
RubyChao: yeah it's been down for maybe an hour
Jumpropeman: I blame spider-gwen
Jumpropeman: she was supposed to stay a secret!
Draco: I'm sorry. Please don't replace her with Lorne in my post. D:
Jumpropeman: Lorne hacked the forum and took the whole place down
Jumpropeman: he's not messing around!
(later)
Mobile Pitohui joined the chat
Mobile Pitohui: I hear the forum difficulties are preventing us from getting Chiyari. I will be marching myself into the offices of Tapatalk posthaste.
Gooper Blooper: I checked the tapatalk support group and one user reported that while they cannot access their forum normally... the tapatalk mobile app works
My Sheep howls in the rain at Capitalism
Deadly To The Point of Death: I didn’t know sheep’s could howl.
Gooper Blooper: That's no ordinary sheep
Mobile Pitohui: An unfortunately common occurrence these days, it is. Websites deteriorating as proprietary and protected mobile apps funnel users inward. Alas
Jumpropeman: it wasn't even supposed to be a big deal
Jumpropeman: but now, posting it is a matter of pride
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My Sheep: "Don't take Chiyari for a fool!"
My Sheep takes Chiyari for a fool
My Sheep: "And you are clearly not a fool"
My Sheep: hmmmm
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My Sheep: I've been a getting a couple questions about my Discord avatar lately. In case YOU, The Viewer, wanted to know, it comes from this character's inexplicable introduction as a sheep.
My Sheep: one minute in
Jumpropeman: in a hundred years I would have never guessed it was from street fighter
Jumpropeman: i was expecting more like... Catherine or something
My Sheep: Hah! That would be more logical
It Closes After 30 Seconds: ...okay, why is Necali a sheep
My Sheep: Yeah.
It Closes After 30 Seconds: Is that a character avatar hack?
My Sheep: No
My Sheep: He just...shows up like that in story mode
My Sheep: I don't know if he ever shapeshifts again
Jumpropeman: well you see cornwind
Jumpropeman: Necalli is an aztec warrior
Jumpropeman: and the aztec did not domesticate sheep
Jumpropeman: sheep were a european introduction to the americas
Jumpropeman: so obviously...
Jumpropeman: ...
Jumpropeman: ...
Jumpropeman waits for the pieces to somehow fit
Draco: So OBVIOUSLY Necalli is a sleepy sheepy.
Jumpropeman: there we go. Charlie was asleep, so he saw a sheep!
My Sheep: All I know is sheep were in the background of the stage in his reveal video
It Closes After 30 Seconds: Apparently he can possess animals and just decided to choose a sheep that time.
It Closes After 30 Seconds: Oh. And also in Chinese culture, the word for sheep can also symbolize luck. So Necalli is being cocky and telling Charlie 'you're out of luck'
Jumpropeman: i too saw that article on google cornwind. I didn't know if I bought what it was selling
Jumpropeman: like, there's no connection for necalli or charlie to china as far as I know
Jumpropeman: so that's like saying "garfield represents luck because in japan cats are lucky"
TroyPy: but he IS lucky-
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Cornwind Evil: The last barpost reminds me of the phrase
Cornwind Evil: "I have the heart of a hero. It's in a jar on my desk."
RubyChao: i got confused because i didn't realize sheep posted so i thought it was a weird comment about Mauve.
Gooper Blooper: "It used to have function, now it only has form. Because I tore it out of the chest of the person it gave function to, so we could all appreciate its' form."
RubyChao: Mauve if the brawl had caused her villain arc instead of her uncertainty arc
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My Sheep: "Chris was pretty smart on top of being pretty cool"
My Sheep: :I
Jumpropeman: earlier on youtube I saw a symphogear compilation that was 19 minutes long called "Symphogear but only when Chris is blushing"
My Sheep: NINETEEN MINU-actually, i believe it
My Sheep: "Pickles are one thing, but people are another."
My Sheep: "And, if every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs." Destiny said, her voice grave.
Draco: The best compilation.
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Jumpropeman: got a marketing email for this
Jumpropeman: They got the words in the wrong order-
MobileDraco: Well, protest it then. Don't buy it.
Jumpropeman: That'll show them! It'll show them more if I accept a review code from them! :V
Jumpropeman: it's getting a standalone release on consoles, meaning it's technically a full game there, and thus, a game I must play
MobileDraco: Fair.
MobileDraco: "Reviewing Every Game Ever...EXCEPT THIS ONE"
MobileDraco: And Anthem.
Jumpropeman: funny you should say that
Jumpropeman: today, Gamefly emailed me saying Anthem is on the way!
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Draco: I was THIS CLOSE to using "The Great" for Vanessa's fite theme.
Gooper Blooper: The Great
Gooper Blooper: more like
Gooper Blooper: The Mediocre
Draco: );
Cornwind Evil: More like
Cornwind Evil: The Grate
Cornwind Evil: Because she grates on our nerves with her straw misanthropy
Draco: ); ); );
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Jumpropeman: my brother's having his daughter watch the donkey kong cartoon
Jumpropeman: raising her right
Cornwind Evil: Just be careful she doesn't end up with a metal head
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Gooper Blooper: Goopsbro told me today that DK Bananza is one of the best games he's played in years
Jumpropeman: excellent
TroyPy: my god
Jumpropeman: even better than suicide squad?!
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Jumpropeman: just finished a game where my final death total was 553
RubyChao: depending on the game that's either high or low
Jumpropeman: it was a precision platformer sort of deal with super meat boy style instant respawns, so sometimes you die like twenty times trying to figure out an action
A History Of Mist Abuse: Then it sounds low
A History Of Mist Abuse: Compared to say, oh, this
Jumpropeman: i remember when I heard of the game 1001 spikes, where you have 1001 lives to beat the precision platformer, I was like "aw geez, is that enough"
RubyChao: i played 1001 spikes!
RubyChao: i had fun
TroyPy: aw cheese
TroyPy: i mean
TroyPy: geez
Jumpropeman: the game is ION Shift
Jumpropeman: you're basically a little chestburster trying to get around a big military ship
TroyPy: i read that as "cheeseburger"
TroyPy: i'm stupid
Jumpropeman: now that would be a game!
Draco: A cheeseburger trying to escape cats.
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Gooper Blooper: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9565679
Jumpropeman: precious lobster
Jumpropeman: ps5 gotta find a way to get her to a beach
Jumpropeman: then again, the Experience could probably make an imitation beach...
Jumpropeman: all the relaxation, none of the UV rays
Gooper Blooper: "Lobco I need you to play with me to test this new attraction based on the classic PS2 game Chulip"
Draco: "Lobco I need you to go to the beach and negotiate Sony games with lobsters for me."
Jumpropeman: professional crustacean translator
Gooper Blooper: link
Draco: "Lobco I need someone to go undercover and find out why kids aren't playing their PS5s at the beach."
Jumpropeman: who doesn't travel with an entire television set!
Gooper Blooper: having just read BBB8, I can tell you one person who would-
Draco: People who don't own an air fryer, that's who.
TroyPy: welp
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Cornwind Evil: "Talking about Batman: TAS but this reminded me of one thing the censors did that made something worse was in the Spiderman cartoon vampires weren't really allowed to be shown biting victims but for some reason they really wanted Morbius to be in the cartoon so instead of showing him biting victims to drain blood they gave him teeth in the palm of his hand that would suck "plasma"* out of his victims which is definitely a lot creepier than just some guy having pointy teeth.
Also they couldn't say the word "blood" so Morbius just wondered around with teeth hands screaming that he needed plasma all the time."
Gooper Blooper: HE'S GOING TO MORB!!
Cornwind Evil: For PLASMA
Cornwind Evil: I actually have firsthand memories of this
RubyChao: watched that cartoon
RubyChao: can confirm the hand suckers were creepy as shit
Cornwind Evil: Though at the time I didn't notice that Spiderman never got to punch anyone
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Mobile Pitohui: link
Jumpropeman: mawile's proving her superiority again. No one else could eat such a mean wiener!
Draco: Mawile has defeated Meaner Weiner...
(later)
Hooded Pitohui: I wasn't quite certain if you had hoped to reach the actual dinner to introduce Lord Grandfather and all, so I've tried to bring remaining conversations to a point of wrapping up - or at least easily transitioning out.
My Sheep: Yes, Lord Grandfather and dinner will come Thursday :L
My Sheep: As usual, I underestimated the amount of work
Draco: No worries, Sheep. I'll have 1000 more characters join at dinner. :)
A History Of Mist Abuse: 997 of them are alternate timeline Meaner Weiners
A History Of Mist Abuse: Dinner is just watching the Mawile eat them all
Hooded Pitohui: Hannah suddenly very insistent she is, indeed, a lovely porkchop and not a hot dog.
Draco: Meaner Weiner, Meanerer Weiner, Meanererer Weiner, etc.
Brine: Ultra Instinct Meanest Weiner
Draco: That's the 997th of them.
A History Of Mist Abuse: One's called Nice Weiner
A History Of Mist Abuse: He gets cancelled, doesn't know why
Brine: The Doofus Rick of the Meaner Wieners...
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PhoneJade: They put here saying that this wich be mid
PhoneJade: All the kids on tiktok hate the burbs
Brine: Mid wich of DESE
PhoneJade: Lmao
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Jumpropeman: boip
Draco: Boip?
Jumpropeman: you might say that, yes
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Gooper Blooper: "I began to feel a heaviness, a darkness hovering over me. The weekly control, the constant oversight - it felt like I was being suffocated creatively. Every meeting became a draining cycle of 'ugh, not another day of this'. They were afraid of where I'd take the brand, they told me. They called me an anomaly. And maybe I was. I didn't fit their mold, and that made them uncomfortable. But I wasn't here to fit in. I was here to revolutionize."
Gooper Blooper: -Nathen Mazri, on Nickelodeon taking over Garfield
Jumpropeman: GarfieldFEELS
RubyChao: There were so many possiblilities I was considering for that.
RubyChao: And that
RubyChao: Was absolutely not one of them.
Gooper Blooper: I've been catching up on him again
Gooper Blooper: and
Gooper Blooper: oh boy.
RubyChao: At this point I think I would believe Jim Davis if he actually said that line about creating Garfield solely to destroy the mind of Nathen Mazri
Gooper Blooper: Where to begin... How about when he suddenly pretended he'd been hacked
RubyChao: oh my god, he pulled a 2006?
Gooper Blooper: His account had spookily-edited black and white images of himself, with repeated warnings that the hacker was about to "spill the beans" on Nathen
RubyChao: not the nathen arg
Gooper Blooper: "The beans are coming."
Gooper Blooper: "There will be so many shocking beans."
Gooper Blooper: An odd fixation on beans
RubyChao: the... the return of the garfaccino
Gooper Blooper: And then he went back to normal, with no further mention of the hacker, to reveal his latest licensing partner
Gooper Blooper: Mr. Bean
RubyChao: HOW
Jumpropeman: unbeanlievable...
Gooper Blooper: He proclaimed with pride that the Mr. Bean franchise was now part of Egeez World
Gooper Blooper: Nothing further was ever said.
RubyChao: Holy shit.
Gooper Blooper: In late March, Nathen announced that GarfieldEATS would be reopening in Toronto "with special permission from Jim Davis". Never mind that Jim Davis sold Garfield to Nickelodeon and no longer can give anyone permission to do anything with him.
Gooper Blooper: A week later he retweeted himself and said "Happy April Late Fools!"
Jumpropeman: Hoo hoo! GOT US!
RubyChao: hahahahaha what
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RubyChao: "Promoted Fanboy: Taxiderby, an artist and game developer known for creating Undertale Red, one of the very first Undertale fan games, is now one of the main developers."
RubyChao: oh hey
RubyChao: rachel's creator made it to deltarune
Phoneharpysss: OH SHIT
Jumpropeman: MAKE
Jumpropeman: HER
Jumpropeman: CANON
Phoneharpysss: rachel deltarune
Gooper Blooper: Rachel deltarune real?!?!?!
Phoneharpysss: Rachel secret boss ch5
Jumpropeman: you can only unlock the rachel fight if you play deltarune on a sega genesis
Phoneharpysss: ez gg
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Draco: post
Gooper Blooper: was just gonna say I was waiting to post to see what Draco's angle was so I would ask something different
Gooper Blooper: good timing
RubyChao: and i will wait for the gooper!
Draco: And I will delete my post to keep you both in suspense.
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Jumpropeman: *looks under a Maya shaped rock to find who would be involved in this*
Gooper Blooper: JRM's fresh out of tiddy lizards
Jumpropeman: might sit it out after all, feels like you'd have the angle covered and characters I can think of who would be invested (Roka as a Third Chancer) are not good for talking :V
Gooper Blooper: Roka as a news interviewer
Gooper Blooper: holds up the mic to her helmet
Gooper Blooper: dead silence, then she holds it out to the interviewee for a response
Jumpropeman: she always leaves her guests speechless!
Gooper Blooper: Roka will really leave you saying "Meow!"
Gooper Blooper: but yeah talky events generally work fine with just a few characters anyhoo
RubyChao: for that reason, i decided instead of kennedy/cirral i'd make it easier on SK
RubyChao: and just do Kennedy
Jumpropeman: Cirral would ask too many questions about the bugs in their office plants
Gooper Blooper: and then they'd freak out, thinking it was the other kind of bug
Gooper Blooper: it's why I sent just Ori
iKomodo: "Oh, that's Chauncey. Don't get too close, he bites."
Gooper Blooper: most events if I sent just Ori she would be doing the yamcha pose in a crater one round into the event
Gooper Blooper: she is supposed to be fight-capable but Monarch hasn't done much battling so I keep forgetting she even has any abilities
Jumpropeman: sounds like an invitation to attack monarch...
Gooper Blooper: *Star Child would like to know your location*
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Crashropeman (Jumpropeman) joined the chat
RubyChao: hello crm
Jadeforged of Jashut: heyrm
Crashropeman: on my old laptop which keeps dying lately, the Megalomania trick isn't as reliable. Playing a mining game on the main laptop, hence the swap
Gooper Blooper: MINING
Deadly To The Point of Death: Why Crashropeman?
Crashropeman: because at any moment tthis laptop mayy kersplode
Deadly To The Point of Death: Did jumping rope go wrong?
Crashropeman: my guess is on this old laptop, any time it goes idle, something like a virus scan or adobe updater kicks on, discovers an issue, and decides to take everyone down with it
Crashropeman: so i need it to think it's never idle, hence why music is playing on mute in the background as an "active app"
Deadly To The Point of Death: That’s what ten hour video essays are for
Crashropeman joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: did it think it was idle
Crashropeman: Firefox crashed, but not the laptop!
Gooper Blooper: close!
Crashropeman: i had just clicked on a video from an ancient aliens debunking podcast about a nazi time machine, so I think firefox was just trying to hide the truth
Gooper Blooper: The truth is out there.
Deadly To The Point of Death: What
Crashropeman: its called Die Glocke, and its the idea that nazis found alien tech and used it for time travel
Deadly To The Point of Death: Speaking of podcasts I found a very ZFRP quote
Deadly To The Point of Death: “Pickleball never lead to necrophilla.”
Gooper Blooper: Rickle has two confirmed kills in RP
Jadeforged of Jashut: lmao
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(Context: There's a Battlebots live show held several times a week in Las Vegas that includes a joke match in which the powerful bot Nightmare easily destroys a slot machine on wheels as revenge for all the people who've lost money to the slots in Vegas)
Gooper Blooper: In much the same fashion as the Harlem Globetrotters losing to the Washington Generals, there was one live show where Nightmare managed to lose to the slot machine
Draco: Gasp!
Gooper Blooper: The weapon burnt up before it could make contact and the slot machine nudged Nightmare around the arena until Nightmare eventually lost power in the corner
Gooper Blooper: I adore that this is Nightmare's life now though. Talk about retiring from Kobbering in style.
Jumpropeman: rifa and nightmare have an adorable retirement
Gooper Blooper: I loved doing the joke in that fake flashforward where they had somehow started a family
Jumpropeman: every battlebot fan's dream...
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Metro Sheep: "An older woman with nearly half her body made of bronze cybernetics gave her a wink as she passes, limping on a metal limb"
Metro Sheep: Do you want Shakes?
Metro Sheep: Because this is how you get Shakes
Metro Sheep: "before using one arm to shove away a guy who was looking to steal Petra's gold nugget"
Metro Sheep makes a note
Jumpropeman: Shakes's friend, Takes
Metro Sheep: "An old man smoking something that stank, a Grindel rock, some insect looking thing with a bit of a haze around it..."
Metro Sheep sighs
Jumpropeman: next time we're in the Burrows, I'll mention there being a cute anime girl mucking about
Gooper Blooper: It's been slowly acquiring them since the season started
Gooper Blooper: first Rumia, now Petra
Jumpropeman: gonna have to start spraying for them
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Gooper Blooper: two hour youtube video essay:
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