Gooper Blooper: link
Bree: teaaaaaa
Bree: everyone's big on tea at the SDM
Bree: during the offseason sean is going to become a tea connoisseur
Bree: identify the brand and purchase date by smell alone
---
Jumpropeman: la cucaracha!
Jumpropeman: la cucaracha!
Jumpropeman: something something spanish words
---
M Sheep: That Widow Maker vs Spitfire fight was pretty cool though
Gooper Blooper: Reminder that Stag Beetle and The Scorpion also wound up rolling dual 20s in their final battle
Jumpropeman: Sara and Sarah need a rematch so they can do the same
M Sheep: TIME IS A CIRCLE
M Sheep: WHAT HAS SHALL BE AGAINNNNN
Gooper Blooper: they roll dual 1s instead and bounce off each other with a cartoon sound effect
Bree: but what cartoon sound effect, goops
Jumpropeman: POMF
M Sheep: BONK
Gooper Blooper: probably this one
Draco: Sara and Sarah bounce off each other and accidentally switches bodies in a zaaaaaaaaaaaaany accident! Then they swap outfits and nobody notices.
Saturday, November 28, 2015
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 219: Don't Google That
Jumpropeman: Ven's hands and mine could star in a sitcom about a pair of roommates who are just so different it's WACKY
Jumpropeman: "Ven's hands! I told you to clean that dirt from under your nails!" "And I told you to do garden work!" "BUT MY NAILS WOULD GET DIRT UNDER THEM!" "Where do you think the dirt under mine came from?" *laugh track*
---
Bree: oh my gawd seaport hime is in the bar and the panda is in hawaii
Bree: I have been the architect of my own suffering
Bree: w-why
Bree wilts
---
RubyChao: today i learned
RubyChao: there is a specific booru tag for "too many cats"
RubyChao: "Tag to be used when there are at least six cats in the image, especially if there are too many to count."
WorkDel: hahaha
WorkDel: there should be more tags like that
---
Guest over: Wait what What WHAT WHAT did you say, Youtube? o_o
King's Quest is back?
Guest over stares childhood in the face
Guest over begins to sob, torn between RP and Insane Puzzles
Guest over shakes Chao
Guest over: WHY IS THERE NOT MORE TIME
---
Saberwulf: "A whistle-blower anonymously published a highly sensitive report obtained from an Australian spy agency on the website 4chan, but his document was soon automatically deleted after it failed to gain much attention. Those 4chan users who did view the document dismissed it as 'fake and gay'."
Saberwulf: I love the internet
Jumpropeman: "Ven's hands! I told you to clean that dirt from under your nails!" "And I told you to do garden work!" "BUT MY NAILS WOULD GET DIRT UNDER THEM!" "Where do you think the dirt under mine came from?" *laugh track*
---
Bree: oh my gawd seaport hime is in the bar and the panda is in hawaii
Bree: I have been the architect of my own suffering
Bree: w-why
Bree wilts
---
RubyChao: today i learned
RubyChao: there is a specific booru tag for "too many cats"
RubyChao: "Tag to be used when there are at least six cats in the image, especially if there are too many to count."
WorkDel: hahaha
WorkDel: there should be more tags like that
---
Guest over: Wait what What WHAT WHAT did you say, Youtube? o_o
King's Quest is back?
Guest over stares childhood in the face
Guest over begins to sob, torn between RP and Insane Puzzles
Guest over shakes Chao
Guest over: WHY IS THERE NOT MORE TIME
---
Saberwulf: "A whistle-blower anonymously published a highly sensitive report obtained from an Australian spy agency on the website 4chan, but his document was soon automatically deleted after it failed to gain much attention. Those 4chan users who did view the document dismissed it as 'fake and gay'."
Saberwulf: I love the internet
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 218: Maximum Overcute
(The battle against Greed, a massive 500-foot blob of treasure and goo, begins and everyone begins throwing tons of characters at it)
RubyChao: small srspost
Gooper Blooper: my post will take a bit
Gooper Blooper: it's... not gonna be small :V
Harpy: mine wasn't small either so uh
Harpy: just imagine alex calling sarah
RubyChao: i don't have very exciting nuclear options
Harpy: "HONEY, WHERE'S MY ULTIMA WEAPON D: "
RubyChao: then the alliance shows up in the technodrome and CW's life is complete
Harpy: "i've fought bigger"
Harpy: this is 500 ft tall
RubyChao: she's exaggerating
Harpy: well unless she's talking about THE WORLD DEVOURER
RubyChao: that too
RubyChao: the end was way bigger and okuu fought it :V
Jumpropeman: The Tower and The End show up for maximum oversized villain battle
Harpy: that'd be great but 2much
Jumpropeman: *does some math*
Jumpropeman: The Tower's sword was as big as a city block, which is about 250x600 feet long or so, and the Tower was bigger than his sword
Jumpropeman: and his head was in the clouds
Harpy: so about 1000+ feet tall
Jumpropeman: my listed height for him was "pretty fucking big"
RubyChao: yeah he was really distracted during that fight
RubyChao: dohohohohohohoh
Jumpropeman: The Tower and End show up to fight Greed... realize they are all villains and just destroy the world
Jumpropeman: rest of RP is Oversized Villain RP
Jumpropeman: their plot battles are pretty short because they just squish the opponents and get back to drinking
---
Del Wing: Its time to yiff some dicks
Del Wing rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 40
Gooper Blooper: A moderate amount of dicks yiffed
Del Wing: 40 of them
---
(re: Saralex wedding)
Harpy: who is even officiating this. WHO IS THE PRIEST
Draco: Rebecca's a ship captain. She can do it! (^_^)/
Gooper Blooper: I was thinking the same thing, I don't think we ever decided on a priest
Harpy: technically captains can't officiate it
Harpy: i was thinking amity for pure shits and giggles
Gooper Blooper: I remember mentioning Reimu and I think she's doing pitsuho's
Harpy: Reimu just took a vaycay anyway
Gooper Blooper: Kisha maybe? Since she showed up in Vegas?
Harpy: Kisha could work again
Draco: Father Squid, if he's not dead.
Harpy: "Sweet Axanon's beard, I have to do this? Oh god, I LEFT MY PRIEST OUTFIT AT HOME"
Draco: Side note: aren't White Mages called Priests in some games? Have Ariel do it.
Harpy: in some games yes
Gooper Blooper: They're called Priests in, of all games, the original FFT :V
Harpy: Kisha is shoving the God of Gods so far away
Gooper Blooper: stupid mental image
Draco: !!!
Harpy: "but whyyyyyy" "BECAUSE YOU DID DUMB STUFF AT THE LAST ONE"
Gooper Blooper: Kisha needs an outfit, Sarah gives her that Devout costume that was too small for her
Draco: Draco can do it. He's a church official in his own religion. =V
Gooper Blooper: >Draco officiating Sarah's wedding
Gooper Blooper: so many fat jokes
Draco: ;p
Gooper Blooper: "do you, alex, take this blob"
Harpy: Alex just glares at Draco the entire time
Harpy: do NOT ruin this for Sarah
Draco: ^_~
Harpy: very stupid image: one of the many cakes is brought out
Harpy: xavier is missing
Harpy: where is he
Harpy: XAV WHY ARE YOU IN ONE OF THE CAKES
Harpy: AAAH CAKE EVERYWHERE
Gooper Blooper: nicky-poo pops out of another cake
Harpy: Ursula is embarassed
Harpy: they are fully clothed
Harpy: not naked
Harpy: fortunately
Harpy: or unfortunately, if you're Stella
Gooper Blooper: "awww"
RubyChao: small srspost
Gooper Blooper: my post will take a bit
Gooper Blooper: it's... not gonna be small :V
Harpy: mine wasn't small either so uh
Harpy: just imagine alex calling sarah
RubyChao: i don't have very exciting nuclear options
Harpy: "HONEY, WHERE'S MY ULTIMA WEAPON D: "
RubyChao: then the alliance shows up in the technodrome and CW's life is complete
Harpy: "i've fought bigger"
Harpy: this is 500 ft tall
RubyChao: she's exaggerating
Harpy: well unless she's talking about THE WORLD DEVOURER
RubyChao: that too
RubyChao: the end was way bigger and okuu fought it :V
Jumpropeman: The Tower and The End show up for maximum oversized villain battle
Harpy: that'd be great but 2much
Jumpropeman: *does some math*
Jumpropeman: The Tower's sword was as big as a city block, which is about 250x600 feet long or so, and the Tower was bigger than his sword
Jumpropeman: and his head was in the clouds
Harpy: so about 1000+ feet tall
Jumpropeman: my listed height for him was "pretty fucking big"
RubyChao: yeah he was really distracted during that fight
RubyChao: dohohohohohohoh
Jumpropeman: The Tower and End show up to fight Greed... realize they are all villains and just destroy the world
Jumpropeman: rest of RP is Oversized Villain RP
Jumpropeman: their plot battles are pretty short because they just squish the opponents and get back to drinking
---
Del Wing: Its time to yiff some dicks
Del Wing rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 40
Gooper Blooper: A moderate amount of dicks yiffed
Del Wing: 40 of them
---
(re: Saralex wedding)
Harpy: who is even officiating this. WHO IS THE PRIEST
Draco: Rebecca's a ship captain. She can do it! (^_^)/
Gooper Blooper: I was thinking the same thing, I don't think we ever decided on a priest
Harpy: technically captains can't officiate it
Harpy: i was thinking amity for pure shits and giggles
Gooper Blooper: I remember mentioning Reimu and I think she's doing pitsuho's
Harpy: Reimu just took a vaycay anyway
Gooper Blooper: Kisha maybe? Since she showed up in Vegas?
Harpy: Kisha could work again
Draco: Father Squid, if he's not dead.
Harpy: "Sweet Axanon's beard, I have to do this? Oh god, I LEFT MY PRIEST OUTFIT AT HOME"
Draco: Side note: aren't White Mages called Priests in some games? Have Ariel do it.
Harpy: in some games yes
Gooper Blooper: They're called Priests in, of all games, the original FFT :V
Harpy: Kisha is shoving the God of Gods so far away
Gooper Blooper: stupid mental image
Draco: !!!
Harpy: "but whyyyyyy" "BECAUSE YOU DID DUMB STUFF AT THE LAST ONE"
Gooper Blooper: Kisha needs an outfit, Sarah gives her that Devout costume that was too small for her
Draco: Draco can do it. He's a church official in his own religion. =V
Gooper Blooper: >Draco officiating Sarah's wedding
Gooper Blooper: so many fat jokes
Draco: ;p
Gooper Blooper: "do you, alex, take this blob"
Harpy: Alex just glares at Draco the entire time
Harpy: do NOT ruin this for Sarah
Draco: ^_~
Harpy: very stupid image: one of the many cakes is brought out
Harpy: xavier is missing
Harpy: where is he
Harpy: XAV WHY ARE YOU IN ONE OF THE CAKES
Harpy: AAAH CAKE EVERYWHERE
Gooper Blooper: nicky-poo pops out of another cake
Harpy: Ursula is embarassed
Harpy: they are fully clothed
Harpy: not naked
Harpy: fortunately
Harpy: or unfortunately, if you're Stella
Gooper Blooper: "awww"
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 217: Samoa Dinosaurs
RubyChao: so basically, today you learned that if you ever break kisume's bucket she will come at you in a berserker rage
RubyChao: so don't do it
Slash: -pulls out cell phone-
Sarah? Keiran? Sweetnik? Glass? -darn. They're all out. :U Hmm. Nerique? Christine? Cyborg-Mecha-Jesus? Elohim?
Bree: is she going to get a new bucket that is triple-reinforced
Bree: and magically enchanted with durability
RubyChao: call tenshi
RubyChao: also probably
Slash: Yes. Call Doctor Tenshi. :D
RubyChao: she's definitely toughing up the next bucket
Jumpropeman: My problem with Courier using the Fat Man in RP isn't that he's lobbing around mini-nukes, its that he can ever justify using the sparse ammo for it >:I you gotta horde that shit man, like Elixirs in Final Fantasy or literally every one-time-acquisition TM in Pokemon games up to the most recent Generations
Bree: Dr. Tenshi arrives on scene, says "welp," throws her hands up
Bree: "THIS ONE'S BEYOND ME FOLKS"
Bree: "that's a lot of knives, I think he's dead, sakuya"
RubyChao: "I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!" "This is exactly what we need a doctor for." "YEAH WELL NOT THIS DOCTOR"
Bree: "did you kill him, did he insult your cooking"
RubyChao: oh my god
RubyChao: that is so awful and yet so funny
Bree: what is :U
RubyChao: tenshi assuming the knives were from sakuya :V
Slash: Reasons to keep those Air Force Base raiding kids on your side? Missiles and fat men ammo.
Slash: F' freeee, JRM.
Slash: FREEE
Bree: well huge barrages of knives are sakuya's thing
Gooper Blooper: "Behold my weapon, the Fat Man!" "That's... that's Anthony's corpse"
Jumpropeman: XD
---
Harpy: sumireko
Harpy: is my new other favorite touhou
Bree: so many favorite hus
Harpy: please main her in 2016
Harpy: as i wield Yuyus
Harpy: yuyuyuyuyu
Jumpropeman: soon I shall be able to remember her name
Jumpropeman: Sumireko
Jumpropeman: Sumireko
Jumpropeman: Sumireko
Gooper Blooper: It takes time
Jumpropeman: *Sumireko jumps out of the screen and kills me*
Gooper Blooper: Harpy: please main her in 2016
Gooper Blooper: well y'know
RubyChao: at least it's not Shinmyoumaru or Minamitsu
Gooper Blooper: I haven't had any Season 6 newcomer ideas yet
Gooper Blooper: soooo
RubyChao: so don't do it
Slash: -pulls out cell phone-
Sarah? Keiran? Sweetnik? Glass? -darn. They're all out. :U Hmm. Nerique? Christine? Cyborg-Mecha-Jesus? Elohim?
Bree: is she going to get a new bucket that is triple-reinforced
Bree: and magically enchanted with durability
RubyChao: call tenshi
RubyChao: also probably
Slash: Yes. Call Doctor Tenshi. :D
RubyChao: she's definitely toughing up the next bucket
Jumpropeman: My problem with Courier using the Fat Man in RP isn't that he's lobbing around mini-nukes, its that he can ever justify using the sparse ammo for it >:I you gotta horde that shit man, like Elixirs in Final Fantasy or literally every one-time-acquisition TM in Pokemon games up to the most recent Generations
Bree: Dr. Tenshi arrives on scene, says "welp," throws her hands up
Bree: "THIS ONE'S BEYOND ME FOLKS"
Bree: "that's a lot of knives, I think he's dead, sakuya"
RubyChao: "I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!" "This is exactly what we need a doctor for." "YEAH WELL NOT THIS DOCTOR"
Bree: "did you kill him, did he insult your cooking"
RubyChao: oh my god
RubyChao: that is so awful and yet so funny
Bree: what is :U
RubyChao: tenshi assuming the knives were from sakuya :V
Slash: Reasons to keep those Air Force Base raiding kids on your side? Missiles and fat men ammo.
Slash: F' freeee, JRM.
Slash: FREEE
Bree: well huge barrages of knives are sakuya's thing
Gooper Blooper: "Behold my weapon, the Fat Man!" "That's... that's Anthony's corpse"
Jumpropeman: XD
---
Harpy: sumireko
Harpy: is my new other favorite touhou
Bree: so many favorite hus
Harpy: please main her in 2016
Harpy: as i wield Yuyus
Harpy: yuyuyuyuyu
Jumpropeman: soon I shall be able to remember her name
Jumpropeman: Sumireko
Jumpropeman: Sumireko
Jumpropeman: Sumireko
Gooper Blooper: It takes time
Jumpropeman: *Sumireko jumps out of the screen and kills me*
Gooper Blooper: Harpy: please main her in 2016
Gooper Blooper: well y'know
RubyChao: at least it's not Shinmyoumaru or Minamitsu
Gooper Blooper: I haven't had any Season 6 newcomer ideas yet
Gooper Blooper: soooo
Friday, November 6, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 216: Poop Plot
RubyChao: who wants to know my absolutely terrible voltorb nickname
Bree: me
RubyChao: DIEode
RubyChao: written exactly like that
RubyChao: it's 5spooky
Bree: hahaha
---
U Pig joined the chat
Delcation: its m sheep's final form!
---
Bree: so you possibly maybe know about my insane phobia of bugs, just any kind of bug at all
Bree: especially wasps and bees
Bree: seriously I'm terrified of them beyond all reason
U Pig: I did not
Bree: so I was heading back inside after we went to the grocery store today and I walked through the grass and almost nearly stepped on a bee
Bree: and by that I mean my foot was like a full twelve inches away from that bee but it was there and in existence so normally I'd flip out and hastily retreat
U Pig: Ah
Bree: but I swear to god I stopped and said "oops, sorry bikker"
Bree: and then just went on in
U Pig: Ahahaha
Bree: and then I got inside and realized
Bree: oh my god
Bree: how was I not terrified
Delcation: #Ruined
Bree: is #ruined a substitute for therapy?
Bree: WHO KNEW
U Pig: Well, I didn't see that coming
U Pig: Well, uh, huh
U Pig: that is interesting
Bree: I'd still be terrified if it was flying around me or something, #ruined can't work miracles
Bree: but hey, your dumb bee mutant made the bee silly and that meant I wasn't scared of it
Bree: neat
Bree: I thought you should know :U
Bree: me
RubyChao: DIEode
RubyChao: written exactly like that
RubyChao: it's 5spooky
Bree: hahaha
---
U Pig joined the chat
Delcation: its m sheep's final form!
---
Bree: so you possibly maybe know about my insane phobia of bugs, just any kind of bug at all
Bree: especially wasps and bees
Bree: seriously I'm terrified of them beyond all reason
U Pig: I did not
Bree: so I was heading back inside after we went to the grocery store today and I walked through the grass and almost nearly stepped on a bee
Bree: and by that I mean my foot was like a full twelve inches away from that bee but it was there and in existence so normally I'd flip out and hastily retreat
U Pig: Ah
Bree: but I swear to god I stopped and said "oops, sorry bikker"
Bree: and then just went on in
U Pig: Ahahaha
Bree: and then I got inside and realized
Bree: oh my god
Bree: how was I not terrified
Delcation: #Ruined
Bree: is #ruined a substitute for therapy?
Bree: WHO KNEW
U Pig: Well, I didn't see that coming
U Pig: Well, uh, huh
U Pig: that is interesting
Bree: I'd still be terrified if it was flying around me or something, #ruined can't work miracles
Bree: but hey, your dumb bee mutant made the bee silly and that meant I wasn't scared of it
Bree: neat
Bree: I thought you should know :U
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