Zombree: I'm kind of imagining sean at player character selection like "...I can play as you?"
Zombree: sakuya's like "yep"
Zombree: then he picks reimu instead because playing as your girlfriend in a vidya feels dirty
(later)
Zombree rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
Zombree: w-what
Zombree: what
Zombree: what
Zombree: what
Zombree: SAKUYA, STOP SUDDENLY BEING GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES
RubyWright: sakuya wins by accident
RubyWright: "I SWEAR I'M NOT USUALLY THIS GOOD"
Del: hahaha
Zombree: also stay tuned for season 6 when sakuya comes back as a bleach-blonde
Zombree: (not really)
Zombree: I decided to have her fret about it totally on a whim because the color looks so... grey in a lot of art
Zombree: sometimes it's more white or blue or white-blue-grey or something
Zombree: but
RubyWright: *checks danbooru on a whim*
RubyWright: *finds blondekuya*
RubyWright: thanks artists
RubyWright: thartists
Zombree: show
Zombree: pls
Del: pls
RubyWright: warning: emphasis on TITS
Zombree: boobiez
Lemons joined the chat
Zombree: sakuya has huge... lemons
Del: sakuya dresses as the above, sean constantly stammering the whole time
Zombree: hello lemonven
Zombree: I'm surprised there hasn't been more stammering with the way she is dressing
Zombree: it's not THAT level of sexy but
Del: he's too polite
Del: and/or shy
Zombree: I predict that if sakuya ever dresses like the above, it's because she's annoyed sean isn't paying enough attention to her tits
Zombree: "WHY ELSE WOULD I OWN THESE SHIRTS"
SteelKomodo: #Boobs
Del: "uh, y-you have w-wonderful boobs and, uh, um, uh, oh god"
Del: "Smooth moves, pal."
Zombree: that was the day sean learned that dimitri's amazing AI powers can't prevent sean from getting awkward boners
Zombree shot
Zombree dies
Zombree (again)
Del: the awkwardest boner
Lemons: Oh, oh! Speaking thereof. :U Make it the Boner King that kisses her in random cameo if she does succeed.
Zombree: kek
Del: DID SOMEONE SAY
Del: THE BONE KING
Del changed name to SKELETON KING
SKELETON KING: I HAVE RETURNED
Zombree changed name to Risbun
Risbun: sir joining the kobbers chatroom is not advisable
SKELETON KING: TO GAMBLE AWAY MY WEALTH AND GET CRUNK
Risbun: sir you have no wealth you already lost all of it
SKELETON KING: THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE RISBUN
Risbun: because I have to follow you everywhere sire
SteelKomodo: hahaha
SKELETON KING: THAT IS TRUE
SKELETON KING: I DID MAKE THAT ROYAL DECREE
SKELETON KING: WELL I CAN FIX THIS
SKELETON KING: I SHALL GAMBLE YOU AWAY
SKELETON KING: ONE SKELETON ON RED
Risbun: ...that is an excellent plan sire
Risbun: how may I assist
SKELETON KING: (THE PLAN IS THAT I SHALL LOSE YOU IN A GAME OF CHANCE, THEN YOU STEAL THEIR MONEY AND RETURN TO ME)
RubyWright: amazing
SKELETON KING: (IT IS FLAWLESS)
RubyWright: this needs to be in a chatzy madness
Draco: I will buy Risbun for five dollars in quarters and a steak sandwich.
Lemons: Veovis: Excepting, of course, your stage whisper could use some work. :v But yes. Flawless.
SKELETON KING: ACCEPTED, STRANGE DRAGON
Draco: Risbun, go help Donkey Kong clean the gutters or I'll turn you into a bottle of Fanta.
---
Del: Well i haven't used delmond in a while, let's see what he's up to
Del: http://i.imgur.com/Rb6BdPY.jpg
Del: Why
---
Draco: Parsee's development for the day is her love of cola.
Bree: Sakuya's development for the day is being ashamed of her boyfriend winning at video games.
~Kogasa~: Renais can make lots of cola
~Kogasa~: shes a recovering Coke addict
Draco: Parsee becomes as big as Sarah after kidnapping Renais to make cola.
Bree: NEW: PARSEE COLA! delightful hint of vanilla and envy!
Bree: tenshi cola is just regular cola but it's bright fucking blue
Bree: well no I bet it's got peach flavor
RubyWright: it's made from blue peaches
Bree: peaches are totally blue
RubyWright: okuu cola is just really tangy
RubyWright: THE DISTINCTIVE TASTE OF THE PLUTONIUM ADDITIVES
---
Bree: congratulations tenshi you didn't singlehandedly ruin the seankuya pairing
Bree: because I swear the first time tenshi teases sakuya about it sakuya is going to cancel everything
Del: oh no :<
Bree: "sorry sean we cannot be together, like ever, I caught leprosy and like a bunch of other horrible diseases and I'll never see you again okay bye"
Bree: click
Lemons: Everything. She'll stop time and make sure to follow the old motto, "If at first you don't succeed, DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE YOU TRIED"
Bree: yes
Bree: just burn down the entire hotel
Bree: NO PROOF
---
Gooper Blooper: dirk etc
Bree: it's a single page
Bree: image of buttsephine
~Kogasa~: Butts
Bree: glasses not required because oops it turns out it's not a book he was just staring at sephine's ass and daydreaming
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Bree: then dirk made that book a reality
SteelKomodo: #Buttsephine
Gooper Blooper: "It's Jo's butt" "How many pics?" "Just one" "But this book is pretty thick" "No see it folds out, it's a poster"
---
~Kogasa~ rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 14
~Kogasa~: im there in spirit
~Kogasa~: rping as koishi
Bree: yay koishi
RubyWright: koishi's continuing adventures in zfrp land
RubyWright: she had the most exciting offscreen fights ever
~Kogasa~: its not offscreen, it was there, you guys just ignored them :u
~Kogasa~: subconsciously
RubyWright: koishi defeated the secret fifth fiend
RubyWright: it was very exciting
RubyWright: if only we could have paid attention
---
RubyWright rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Lemons: Damnnnn, Tenshi.
RubyWright: GOOD FUCKING JOB, TENSHI
---
Lemons: I miss Dufe. As a mutagen, it brought me joy. As a drink, it brought me refreshment. As a profit, it made Draco less draconian.
---
Bree: does ivel have a great butt
~Kogasa~: ivel has a nice butt IMO
---
Bree: so anyway, #breeplans, tonight or tomorrow I'll probably try to have sakuya talk to someone that isn't sean or sine :U
Bree: maybe another 2hu
Bree: talkhus
iKomodo: Yay
~Kogasa~: Yay
RubyWright: Yay
Bree: Yay
RubyWright: bree no your name is shorter
RubyWright: you broke the chaaaain
Bree changed name to BreeBreeBreeBreeBree
BreeBreeBreeBreeBree: there are you happy
RubyWright: very happy
RubyWright: thank you :)
BreeBreeBreeBreeBree pushes ruby down a flight of stairs
iKomodo: kek
BreeBreeBreeBreeBree: HOW ABOUT NOW
iKomodo: the toppest of keks
RubyWright softens the landing by landing on Utsuho
BreeBreeBreeBreeBree: squush burd
It Exists pushes Chao down the Alternative Stairs
RubyWright tries to soften the landing by landing on Tenshi, but it just makes the landing more painful
Gooper Blooper: try landing on a sarahkin
Gooper Blooper: *chao lands on Ariel*
Gooper Blooper: shoulda been more specific
BreeBreeBreeBreeBree: you forgot to add that ariel dies
~Kogasa~: nooo
~Kogasa~: do not hurt ariel
~Kogasa~: she has been through so much
BreeBreeBreeBreeBree: SHE HAS SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
RubyWright: ariel needs to appear this season already
BreeBreeBreeBreeBree: *she dies anyway*
Lemons: Note: Ariel has not died once this season.
RubyWright: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give Ariel
It Exists: ZFRP Season 10 final boss: Zephyrus, Sine, Ariel, and Cauren get revenge
Gooper Blooper: Ariel didn't die last season either!
~Kogasa~: little mermaid jokes taunt her every day
~Kogasa~: then again Ursula does too
Lemons: AND THEN TENSHI CRASHED BREDBEDDLE THROUGH THE FLOOR AND THE GIANT LANDED ON POOR ARIEL
RubyWright: ...especially since mondor is starting next week
RubyWright: we need ariel for mondor
RubyWright: ariel MUST know about mondor
RubyWright: ARIEL AND BULGRAVE FOR MONDORPLOTS
Gooper Blooper: If Ariel hasn't appeared by the first Mondor plot, she will appear then
RubyWright favoritism? What's that?
~Kogasa~: ariel is gonna get fucked over
~Kogasa~: not really but
RubyWright: i will sacrifice tenshi to save ariel
It Exists: >Chao favoritism not directed at Gloria
RubyWright: spy i like goopy characters besides gloria
Gooper Blooper: Have you missed his Viola favoritism
Gooper Blooper: speaking of goopy characters and how enormous my cast is, I think I might end up not using Mysterious Russian
Gooper Blooper: Or at least downgrading their role
RubyWright: do the latter
BreeBreeBreeBreeBree: save mysterious russian for ZFRP season 8 when the setting is moscow
RubyWright: i wanna see mystery russian
It Exists: Rusev sad
It Exists: Rusev eat ice cream
RubyWright: especially considering the hint you gave me about them long long ago
RubyWright: i must know what it meant
~Kogasa~: oh god Moscow would be perfect for Boreas
Gooper Blooper: L-Block for BBB8
---
It Exists: Something tells me the WWE wasn't thinking when they released this shirt
RubyWright: kek
Gooper Blooper: >5XL
Gooper Blooper: at last, clothing in sarahkin sizes
---
Del: This dorky sean is like a complete 180 from how i imagined him
Del: I imagined him way more bitter and cynical
BreeBreeBreeBreeBree: yeah, CW was like "I think Sean was supposed to be more bitter"
Del: But now he's an adorable goofball
BreeBreeBreeBreeBree: I'm like "but... but no"
BreeBreeBreeBreeBree: "he's a dork"
BreeBreeBreeBreeBree: "don't ruin my dorks"
Del: Thank bree
Del: Thank
Del: Three
~Kogasa~: well del can make a different cynical bastard
Del: Basically i sort of realised that cynical bastards are boring
BreeBreeBreeBree: not necessarily
Del: Also i already have jonesy to cynic it up
BreeBreeBree: jonesy is rad
Del:
---
BreeBreeBree: @ Ruby: when we eventually defeat Gardevoir 4 gud, can Momoko throw a Poké Ball at her :U
RubyWright: kek
BreeBreeBree: it's a legitimate question XD
RubyWright: "Go, Gardevoir!" "I HATE YOU SO DAMN MUCH"
---
Jumpropeman: "page 79 of 91 of the bar"
Jumpropeman: I understand Sheep's pain now
Gooper Blooper: YOU CAN'T LEAVE
Gooper Blooper: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEAVE
---
Lemons: I can't believe it's not butter.
---
BreeBreeBree: so anyway Cornwind decided the furry thing should be delivered to Ariel
BreeBreeBree: so uh
RubyWright: ArielQuest 2015
RubyWright: Find The Ariel
RubyWright: ...oh god
RubyWright: hang on
Gooper Blooper: Ariel's not even in Vegas right now
Gooper Blooper: I mean she won't be long but
BreeBreeBree: cornwind pls edit poste
RubyWright: sine gives ariel the creature, this happens
RubyWright: #JobbedAgain
Gooper Blooper: kek
BreeBreeBree: ariel's dying words "you had...to call it...harmless *ded*"
BreeBreeBree: widow maker shaking her head
Draco: Ariel's waiting until the BBB to appear, when she wins it all by making Mac the first casualty.
(later)
RubyWright: sudden mental image
RubyWright: ariel hears "an animal is in trouble and only you can help it'
RubyWright: in manhattan
RubyWright: cut to ariel literally running across the united states
RubyWright: whatever that lone ranger theme is playing
BreeBreeBree: does she arrive out of breath and collapse pathetically like a sad non-fat seal
RubyWright: yes
RubyWright: because she just ran 3000 miles, even for ariel that's way too much running
Gooper Blooper: gotta go fast
Cornwind Evil: Ariel, she can really move
Cornwind Evil: Ariel, she's got an attitude
RubyWright: wait, i've got it
RubyWright: the way to motivate ariel to run across the US in a week is just tell her all the issues at once
Gooper Blooper: lel
RubyWright: "Ariel, there's an animal here that only you can help. Also we have some corrupt CEOs trying to wreck everything and there's a planet full of pollution-"
RubyWright: cloud of dust at the other end of the line
RubyWright: door swinging
Gooper Blooper: Remember that time in season 1 Sarah had her family make a portal to hell so she could warp to Alex
Jumpropeman: Ariel's not here because if she did show up she'd just die from hearing all the troubles she faced
RubyWright: no but now i want to reread that
Gooper Blooper: Ariel does that
Gooper Blooper: link
Boreas: Rrrrraging archer
---
Jumpropeman: "Sara, who is very out of breath, finally catches up, flopping pathetically onto the ground and lying there like a sad fat seal."
Jumpropeman: both Sarah and Sara are fat seals
Jumpropeman: JRM's mental archiving program is malfunctioning
Jumpropeman: cannot contain multiple fat seals
Lemons: 2faaaaaaaaaaat
Jumpropeman: SARAHSARASARAHSARASARAH
Jumpropeman: how can we tell them apaaaaaart
Lemons: SARA MARRIES ALEX BY ACCIDENT
Draco: But Lemons, what does a Dinosaur Detective even DO with a Geomancer wife? D:
BreeBreeBree: detect and uh, geomance?
---
RubyWright: how much cake will dirk need to make for the pitsuho wedding
Jumpropeman: enough to contain one (1) entire Rain
BreeBreeBree: a cake the size and shape of josephine's butt
iKomodo: Quite a lot, if he knows his bro's GF
Draco: Make two...no...three: Gloria and Sarah will each have a cake, right?
BreeBreeBree: Dirk bakes two hundred cakes for the Pitsuho wedding
BreeBreeBree: 199 of them are for Sarah.
Draco: =o
iKomodo: hahaha
iKomodo: Lex Luthor shows up and steals forty of them
iKomodo: 40 cakes.
BreeBreeBree: that's as many as four tens
Cornwind Evil: And that's terrible
---
It Exists rolled a die with 22 sides. The die showed: 16
It Exists: That was a very good roll on the hemidemiboss tractor
RubyWright rolled a die with 20 sides. The die showed: 14
RubyWright: the Not Good Enough For Crits Tractor Starring Tenshi
It Exists rolled a die with 219 sides. The die showed: 34
It Exists: 3.4, oof. Terrible roll
Jumpropeman rolled a die with 19 sides. The die showed: 17
Jumpropeman: woot
RubyWright rolled a die with 3 sides. The die showed: 3
RubyWright: crit!
Jumpropeman: that's a whole roll on the not-quite-a-kobber tractor
Draco: WOO!
Jumpropeman: so very whole
Jumpropeman: *looks for a character I can give the slang term "whole" too*
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 10000 sides. The die showed: 1873
Draco rolled a die with -1 sides. The die showed: Parsee
---
Jumpropeman: i don't know you guys, you guys are pretty awesome RPers while I'm gone. I should just stay away to help you little buds blossom into beautiful flowers
BreeBreeBree: NO
Jumpropeman: Bree never knew 2011ropeman
Jumpropeman: who would go whole days without posting
Jumpropeman: only to post a dumb joke
Jumpropeman: and then retreat into darkness
Jumpropeman: and also, post like, 3 times where I said "I don't know if I can keep up with RP you guys!!! Oh boy, might not RP much anymore!!!"
---
BreeBreeBree: Sakuya will probably continue to be my main for a while just because I
BreeBreeBree: have a problem
BreeBreeBree: a Touhou problem
BreeBreeBree: I need a Touhou intervention
BreeBreeBree roleplays more Touhous
RubyWright: too late
RubyWright: the touhous have replaced Celestia and Sarah
---
Boreas: btw can I just say I love Tiffany's design
Boreas: aside from "oh god she needs a burger"
Gooper Blooper: I basically just went "bizarro sammy" with Tiffany
Gooper Blooper: is it obvious :V
RubyWright: maaaaaaaaaaaaybe
---
Jumpropeman: next year I will RP an orphaned Sentient Snowman looking for his melted parents
---
Jumpropeman: remember folks, a vote for Mac Tonight is a vote for the utter woe and discontent of your fitemaster!
RubyWright: A VOTE FOR MAC TONIGHT IS A VOTE FOR HITLER
Draco votes for Mac Tonight in every Fite for the year.
---
Jumpropeman: I am eager to see the new secret fiter batch
Jumpropeman: so I can smack them all down and replace them with Scooby Dum
It Exists: But JRM
It Exists: What if we suggest Scooby Dum
Jumpropeman: I was surprised no one was cheeky and did it last year
RubyWright: my secret fiter is perfect
RubyWright: i can't spoil them for scooby dum
Gooper Blooper: I wasn't going to waste my entry on scooby dum
Gooper Blooper: I figured you'd have him cameo during the brawl anyway
Jumpropeman: nope
Jumpropeman: he will be an everpresent threat
Jumpropeman: a sword of damocles
Draco: My secret fiter will be myself.
RubyWright: *sword of dumocles
It Exists: Scooby-Dum is the final boss
RubyWright: **scoob of dumcoles
RubyWright: ***dumocles
It Exists: Lord 2.0 arises
It Exists: We take off his mask
RubyWright: maybe i should go to bed
It Exists: "IT WAS ME SHAGGY"
Jumpropeman: just hanging above the throne, going "DUM DUM DUM DUM, DUM DUM!" as you consider sharing the secret of your secret fiter
RubyWright: and then we take off Scooby Dum' mask
RubyWright: AND IT'S
RubyWright: IT'S
RubyWright: IT'S
Draco: Scooby Dumb
It Exists: http://youtube.com/watch?v=xG1wuVE3RSY
RubyWright: OLD MAN JENKINS FROM THE NEO KOBBERS
Jumpropeman: spy, you have the best name to go above that video
Draco: GASP
It Exists: Oh my god
Jumpropeman: The best of Scooby Dum: IT EXISTS
RubyWright: scooooOOOooooOOoooOOooooOOOOOoooooOOOOoooOooooby doo
---
Draco: #ParseeNoncanon Someone hears Parsee talking in her sleep. "What, Kevvy? A threesome? Cindy's not here, but..." then Parsee sleep-creates a mirror image. "How's this?" Then both Parsees simultaneously say "Kevvy~" in their sleep.
RubyWright: bwahahahaha
---
RubyChao: BUT I WILL MAKE THE MOST OUT OF THIS WEEK
RubyChao: *spends 16 hours a day playing video games*
RockCandyGuy: Super good idea man, I need to quit my job and play video games all day again
RockCandyGuy: I just have so many piled up, and no time to play them
RubyChao: it's the worst feeling ain't it
RockCandyGuy: Dude I have bought so many fucking games
RockCandyGuy: I don't think I've even opened about 40% of my collection
RubyChao: man you and Jumpropeman will get along great
RockCandyGuy: I'm like a year and a half behind releases so I get em cheap but
RockCandyGuy: Fuck I just ain't got the extra hours to play all these JRPGs
RubyChao: he is our other "has a ton of games he hasn't played" guy
RockCandyGuy: I like the sound of that, maybe we can lament our purchasing strategies
RockCandyGuy: And time management
RockCandyGuy: I guess I did kinda "beat" MH4U finally, and am playing other things...finally.
RockCandyGuy: Only took 400 hours there
RockCandyGuy: Everything else should be a cakewalk! *sobbing*
RubyChao: >400 hours
RockCandyGuy: I think, that's the last number I remember
RubyChao: well damn
---
(Chao considers joining a plot)
RubyChao: hmm
RubyChao: will probably jump in in about an hour or so
RubyChao: the question is who to use
RubyChao: do i... ASK CHATZY or just go with the two i was planning on
Del: yolo it
SteelKomodo: what del said
RubyChao: okay guys i hope you're ready for Le Quack and Jaguar Javier's grand return
RubyChao: (not really)
---
Cornwind Evil: Chris Rock does not age
Cornwind Evil: It really is true, black don't crack
---
Jumpropeman: "The duck's ass is a haircut style that was popular during the 1950s"
Jumpropeman: Ey barber, give me the ol duck's ass
---
Jumpropeman: the original design for Helios
Jumpropeman: just celestia but with a fatherly mustache and glasses
Bree: helios needs a fatherly mustache
Bree: looks too much like Alex at the moment :U
Jumpropeman: here's more fatherly Helios with a Mustache
Jumpropeman: at some point he became Black Dynamite
Gooper Blooper: jrm pls
Bree: it's beautiful
Bree: make it canon
Bree: this is a work of art
Bree: put it in a museum
Boreas: Nice
Jumpropeman: Neo Kobber Helios
---
Jumpropeman: Sarah and Sara will have long chats with Hector and Vector about single letter differences
---
Jumpropeman: I know more about Sine's boob than I ever wished to know :V
Bree: oh come on JRM, it's so obvious it barely qualifies as knowledge :U
Bree: of course Sine has freckles everywhere
---
Gooper Blooper: there's been a zillion times in RP I've "meant" something but the other roleplayers convinced me to take it in a different direction
RubyChao: like when gloria wasn't supposed to be the most important sarahkin
RubyChao: but then she was
---
RubyChao: "In Mario's Time Machine, Bowser, as part of a plot to create a museum of historical artifacts as well as destabilize the timeline of Earth's history, travels to 1687 in his Timulator and steals the apple that Isaac Newton should have observed to assist his contemplation on gravity."
RubyChao: bowser no
---
Jumpropeman: If my sig or title ever makes sense on a first read I'm doing it wrong
---
Bree: JRM, you totally missed the opportunity to introduce Shimmer to brain freeze, btw
Bree: "oh god I'm dying"
Bree: sakuya like "it's just brain freeze" "OH GOD I'M DYING" "miss shimmer pls" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Jumpropeman: *takes notes*
---
RubyChao: oh my god these two pasta titles
RubyChao: Kirby the Amazing Horror
Kirby The Death Mirror
RubyChao: i can't even decide which one is better
Gooper Blooper: Kirby the Death Horror
---
Draco: Parsee will give Shimmer ten dollars to Fite Satori for her.
Jumpropeman: WHAT A DEAL
Jumpropeman: Shimmer would have done it for 6 :V
---
Jumpropeman: the jig is up!
Hraghm: That's okay. The waltz is down, at least.
Hraghm: The cancan's on its last legs, the jig is up, the waltz is down, and I don't need to tell you what's wrong with the twerk. : O It seems the days of dance are dead and gone.
---
Gooper Blooper: herp derp
Del: O fuk
RubyChao: goops you madman
Gooper Blooper: It won't let me make it smaller than 24 so I had to get creative
Del: Please let the ant bucket win
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