Fluropeman: but spy, how will you have the time to play binding of isaac then?
God Damnit: I can play one of them with my feet
---
Tableter: butt
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iKomodo: Knowing del, I don't think he'll ever finish X :U
RubyChao: quickly sk
RubyChao: finish it for him
RubyChao: "why yes you did earn 2 badges last night"
RubyChao: "you uh"
RubyChao: "sleepplayed"
iKomodo: Hahaha
Gooper Blooper: "why does my team suddenly have a greninja on it" "WELL UH"
---
Gooper Blooper: Beheeyem card status: 2/3
Gooper Blooper: Beheeyem is always a non-holo rare, meaning he's that card you pull from the booster and get disappointed because you didn't get a holo
Gooper Blooper: Beheeyem just can't catch a break
---
Harpy: ...
Harpy: did i just see my stylus that i thought i lost
Harpy: and lose it again
Harpy: oh there it is
Harpy: *glares at Clefairy doll* I'M WATCHING YOU
Gooper Blooper: clefairy plush finds harpy's lost things and places them where she can find them
Gooper Blooper: you got a friend in her
Harpy: it's a small pink stylus
Harpy: it blends in way too well with my clefairy
---
Del and Knuckles: I found new jonesy
SteelKomodo: oh lawd
Del and Knuckles: "Mom stop buying beauty things from the hub" "Nah, I'm bringing sexy back"
Saberwulf: Conrad sighs continuously for a week straight
Del and Knuckles: Jonesy best worst mom
---
Barpy: ivel and I were jokingly making goat noises and my bro is like "wtf are you doing"
Barpy: i told him we were summoning a goat
---
THREE MORE DAYS: The best gift for Christmas
ivelgoat: wh
ivelgoat: that
ivelgoat: that price
Sabergoat: jesus fuck
Barpy: jesus don't fuck
Goops McMahon: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrapadoooooooo
THREE MORE DAYS: 350 dollas of hustle, loyalty, and respect
THREE MORE DAYS: Hitting an Attitude Adjustment right on your wallet
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THREE MORE DAYS: Google Prime can be amazing
THREE MORE DAYS: A DVD on Stone Cold was like 75% off
THREE MORE DAYS: *Amazing Prime
THREE MORE DAYS: *AMAZON Prime
THREE MORE DAYS: What the fuck Spy. What the fuck.
Goops McMahon: amazing prime hahaha
Goops McMahon: well that describes the free shipping on half the shit on Amazon pretty well
ivelgoat: haw
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Goops McMahon: Paper Mario 64 is a magical adventure of wonder
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Goops McMahon: *SK has Kirby, DK, Pit, Shulk, WFT, and Samus amiibos* "why don't they make an okuu amiibo" "because she isn't a nintendo character" "oh I thought they were making them for ZFRP"
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Goops McMahon: Other games that appear in the search results when you search on Amazon for "That's So Raven video game" include but are not limited to: ECW Hardcore Revolution, Crafting Mama, Final Fantasy 7, Twilight Princess, and Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude
ivelgoat: um
ivelgoat: UM
ivelgoat: that last one
---
THREE MORE DAYS: >Spore on JRM's list
THREE MORE DAYS: YOU FOOL, YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU ASK FOR D:
PAPER MALLEO: i have spore on mine too
ivelgoat: I liked Spore
THREE MORE DAYS: So do I, Ivel. That's the worst part
THREE MORE DAYS: I've been down this road so, so often
Goops McMahon: Ivel, one of Spy's Spore creations was an RP character the last couple seasons
ivelgoat: welp
Goops McMahon: it was an adorable space crab and everyone loved him (except Spy)
PAPER MALLEO: I gave him a jetpack and explosives courtesy of a blacksmith dude
PAPER MALLEO: who turns into a cat at inopportune times
ivelgoat: who does
ivelgoat: blacksmith, jetpack or person with jetpack
PAPER MALLEO: the jetpack, clearly
ivelgoat: because a jetpack turning into a cat
PAPER MALLEO: then it looks like a cat is vomiting fire
Goops McMahon: The blacksmith did :V
ivelgoat: oh nooooo
PAPER MALLEO: but yes, the blacksmith did
PAPER MALLEO: his name was Hubert Uladh
PAPER MALLEO: he was pretty great character but i only got to use him for a year ;;
PAPER MALLEO: too many chars
THREE MORE DAYS: I didn't not love 17
THREE MORE DAYS: I just also liked breaking him
PAPER MALLEO changed name to Harpy
THREE MORE DAYS: My RP character must get the Camel Clutch treatment
THREE MORE DAYS: Make them HUMBLE
Harpy: i almost thought "camel toe"
Harpy: leave your crabs alone you monster
Harpy: or... or...
Harpy: OR I WON'T USE SAMMY AND SOPHIA NEXT SEASON, SPY
THREE MORE DAYS: YOU WOULDN'T DROP THEM, HARPS
THREE MORE DAYS: COULDN'T DROP THEM
Harpy: OH YES I WOULD
THREE MORE DAYS: YOU WOULDN'T DARE
Harpy: I DARE
Goops McMahon: DO WHAT SHE SAYS, SPY
Goops McMahon: I'M NOT READY FOR SAMM1C4L TO LEAVE
Harpy: you're never ready for her to leave, goops
Harpy: nor ready for her to arrive
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Harpy: I don't have a stocking
Harpy: hell, we don't even celebrate christmas ON christmas
Goops McMahon: clearly next year I must send harpy a stocking
Goops McMahon: filled with chocolate
Harpy: aaaaa
Harpy: do it for valentine's day
ivelgoat: not if I DO FIRST
Harpy: :U
ivelgoat: >:I
Harpy: dude you're a pokemon trainer going up against the champion
Goops McMahon: *Harpy winds up with six or seven stockings*
Harpy: give me a laharl doll in a stocking, THEN we can talk
THREE MORE DAYS: I'll send a stocking full of SNAKES
THREE MORE DAYS genetically engineers Wheeler, shoves a bunch of him in a stocking
---
Goops McMahon left the chat
Bree joined the chat
Bree: oh noes I missed the goop
Harpy: you done gooped
Bree: how much goop could a goop bloop bloop if a goop bloop could bloop goop
Harpy: many goops
---
Spaceropeman: bugermeister meisterburger
Spaceropeman: crap, spelled burgermeister wrong
Spaceropeman: SOMEHOW
---
E joined the chat
Harpy: SPY!
RubyHeyman: it's spy!
RubyHeyman: or should i say
RubyHeyman: MY CLIENT SPY LESNAR
E: Oh, oops
E: One second, lemme get changed
E changed name to Spy Lesnar
Spy Lesnar bursts through the walls, howling and leaking brock juice everywhere
RubyHeyman: MY CLIENT SPY LESNAR CONQUERED THE FINALS
ivelchild changed name to The Iveltaker
RubyHeyman: (except for the one tomorrow)
The Iveltaker: "leaking brock juice everywhere"
The Iveltaker: ewww
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Skeleter: So who wants to know the history of the Get Out frog
SteelKomodo: me!
Skeleter: So back in the early 2000's there was a softcore porn site, as you get
Skeleter: And in one shoot, there was this frog plush
SteelKomodo: oh boy what a start
Skeleter: Completely put of place
Skeleter: The director had thought it would be a valuable addition to a young woman taking her clothes off
Skeleter: Something awful laughed
Skeleter: And thus frog was born
SteelKomodo: i c
Skeleter: And now you know
SteelKomodo: AND KNOWING etc etc etc
The Iveltaker: I don't know how I feel about this knowledge
Spy Lesnar: An SFW pic of The Original Frog
Harpy: oh jesus
Skeleter: Yep
SteelKomodo: #Butts
Skeleter: There are further images containing the frog but frankly what you do in your spare time aint my business
Skeleter: Seriously what is that frog doing there
SteelKomodo: It's a pervasive memetic virus
SteelKomodo: spreading with every view
SteelKomodo: commanding all who witness it to... GET OUT
Skeleter gets out
Spy Lesnar: I just felt like showing everyone that wow the frog had legs
The Iveltaker: there's a frog in that picture?
The Iveltaker felt like making the obvious joke
---
Skeleter: Wait is nicki minaj's anaconda just a remix of baby got back?
Skeleter: Why would you
Spy Lesnar: Nah, it samples it. And by that I mean it takes one line from the song and endlessly loops it in the background
Spy Lesnar: Endlessly
Skeleter: Gdgdgsgdgsgdgdfsgdcsv
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Harpy: cinnamon roll acquired
Harpy asked Chatzy to choose between sarah and gluttony. Chatzy chose: sarah
Harpy: TIME TO GO FULL SARAH ON THIS THING
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(The New Mage Order appear in the GB Royal Rumble III)
Harpy: AAAAAH THAT PIC
Harpy: THAT PIC
RubyHeyman: oh my god
RubyHeyman: goops please
RubyHeyman: GOOPS PLEASE
Harpy: SAMMY IS SO PROUD SOMEWHERE
Harpy: ...which makes me think, why didn't you request sammy
(Sheryl enters and is immediately ganged up on and thrown out)
RubyHeyman: oh god poor Sheryl
Osh Supports The nMo joined the chat
Osh Supports The nMo: This whole rumble
Osh Supports The nMo: I'm marking out IRL
SteelKomodo: I can guess which one's Josephine :U
Goops McMahon: The Sarahkin's different body types become very, very apparent when they all wear similar clothes :V
SteelKomodo: #Butts #DirkApproves
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nMo For Life: THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH
nMo For Life slams down giant noise cannon
nMo For Life: THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW
Draco: No they won't.
nMo For Life: Okay ;;
Draco: They will stay NICE AND QUIET or there's gonna be a RIOT!!!!!!!!
nMo For Life: A quiet riot
nMo For Life: Or a loud riot?
Draco: A nice, peaceful riot with considerately-thrown molotovs and peacefully-broken jaws.
nMo For Life: My favorite kind!
Draco: YAY
Tableter joined the chat
nMo For Life: Oh no, its Del
nMo For Life: Hide the weed
nMo For Life stuffs some daffodils in a cabinet
Draco: Hi Del.
Draco: Del-20 Blaze It =U
Tableter: Dont hide the weed
Tableter: I need that
Tableter: Snoop dogg must be appeased
Draco: Spy's keeping it for himself.
Draco: He's gonna get so krunk he becomes a wizard.
nMo For Life: Nobody can ever get as krunk as A Crunk Wizard
---
(Harpy attempts to get GB to appear in chatzy for a live opening of a Christmas gift)
Kogasa-Chan~: i can't wait to rip this package a new one but le goops requested I do a live opening
Tableter: Live from harphouse
Tableter: The gooppackage opening
SteelKomodo: oh lawd
Kogasa-Chan~: hopefully goops will be here soon
ivelchild joined the chat
SteelKomodo: eyo ivel
ivelchild: You summon Goops and get me instead :U
Kogasa-Chan~: ivel go drive to vermont and ask goops to go get on chatzy for a few minutes
Kogasa-Chan~: jokes aside tho
Kogasa-Chan~: *puts down chocolate and pogeycards in a summoning circle*
Kogasa-Chan~: *places saralex dolls in the middle*
Kogasa-Chan~: COME FORTH, GOOPER BLOOPER
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Kogasa-Chan~: IF YOU COME GOOPS I'LL... I'LL... I'LL WRITE WHATEVER YOU WANT
Kogasa-Chan~: POSSIBLY
Mobilewulf joined the chat
Mobilewulf: Sup dudes
Kogasa-Chan~: darn it did i accidentally make a wulf circle
ivelchild: you keep summoning not-Goops
Kogasa-Chan~: hi wulf
HE: It is I, Gooper Blooper
HE: Rainbows make me cry
Kogasa-Chan~: :I
Kogasa-Chan~: I WILL SHAKE YOU SPYMAN
HE: \_o__/
ivelchild: *uses Flamethrower*
ivelchild: *misses*
HE: Good thing he missed
HE: I just got this suit cleaned
ivelchild: *throws a rotten tomato at your suit*
HE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HE dodges in slow motion
HE is hit, because the tomato isn't going in slow motion
Kogasa-Chan~: AND THEN SARAH AND ALEX
Kogasa-Chan~: KISSED
Kogasa-Chan~ is failing at summoning a giant squid monster
(Time passes)
Kogasa-Chan~ continues waiting for Gooper Blooper
RubyChao joined the chat
RubyChao: cameooo
Kogasa-Chan~: RUBY GET OUT
Goopy Claus joined the chat
ivelchild: :D
ivelchild: THE CHOSEN ONE HAS ARRIVED
(Harpy finally opens her package)
Kogasa-Chan~: AAA
Kogasa-Chan~: CADBURY CHOCOLAT
Kogasa-Chan~: I AM SO EXCITED I COULDN"T EVEN SPELL CHOCOLATE RIGHT
iKomodo: :D
iKomodo: you spelt it the French way
Kogasa-Chan~: did you just give me an entire pogeydeck
Kogasa-Chan~: this first pogeycard
Kogasa-Chan~: clefairy
Kogasa-Chan~: *dies*
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Kogasa-Chan~: HYPER BEAM SYLVEON IS GO
Kogasa-Chan~: BLAAAAAAAARG
Goopy Claus: A Pixilate Sylveon's Hyper Beam is 292.5 base power
Kogasa-Chan~: i wonder if that would help bring down a rayquaza
Goopy Claus: 252+ SpA Pixie Plate Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Beam vs. 252 HP / 252+ SpD Rayquaza: 576-678 (139.1 - 163.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Kogasa-Chan~: HAHAHAHA OWNED
Goopy Claus: And Rayquaza never trains his defensive stats sooo
Goopy Claus: 252+ SpA Pixie Plate Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Rayquaza: 816-960 (232.4 - 273.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Kogasa-Chan~: prolly wouldn't take down mega ray
Goopy Claus: It absolutely would take down mega ray, he only has 10 more base special defense as mega ray
Kogasa-Chan~: OH GOD
Kogasa-Chan~: we have given Kevin too much power
RubyChao: kevin obliterates everything next year
Kogasa-Chan~: he's going to end up keeping a power that allows him to kill things with ribbons
Goopy Claus: There is ONE dragon that can survive, though
Kogasa-Chan~: Kevin OP, must be kept on tractor to keep him tame
Goopy Claus: 252+ SpA Pixie Plate Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Beam vs. 248 HP / 252 SpD Assault Vest Goodra: 296-350 (77.2 - 91.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
ivelchild: Goodra 2strong
Goopy Claus: If it isn't holding assault vest though it's a OHKO
Goopy Claus: (Assault Vest gives you a free special defense boost but you can only use damaging moves, no status moves)
Kogasa-Chan~: lel
Kogasa-Chan~: this is assuming that nobody baton passed statboosts to sylveon
Inquisitor: Dressing pokemon in fullout assault vests, eh?
We inch closer to my goal of World War Pogeygame every day. |D
Goopy Claus: +6 252+ SpA Pixie Plate Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Rayquaza: 3252-3828 (926.4 - 1090.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Kogasa-Chan~: AHAHAHAHA
Goopy Claus: eat shit, ray
Kogasa-Chan~: okay if i ever encounter a dragon legendary team they're fucking toast if i try to use a certain setup
Kogasa-Chan~: though i never play competitive
Goopy Claus: +6 252+ SpA Pixie Plate Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Beam vs. 4 HP / 252 SpD Eviolite Chansey: 759-894 (118.2 - 139.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Kogasa-Chan~: ...
Kogasa-Chan~: HOLY BALLS
Goopy Claus: Not even Chansey can handle +6 kevin
Kogasa-Chan~: kevin must be kept on tractor at all times
ivelchild: holy shit
Goopy Claus: And Chansey is the best there is, special-wall-wise
Kogasa-Chan~ rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 20
Kogasa-Chan~: OH GOD
RubyChao: dear god
Kogasa-Chan~: NOT EVEN ZFRP IS SAFE FROM KEVIN
Kogasa-Chan~: I got a pixie plate on one of my pogeys
Kogasa-Chan~: i wonder if I put it on sammy
Kogasa-Chan~: *MEANWHILE SAMMY DESTROYS HALF OF LUMIOSE WITH A MOONBLAST*
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ableter: (Delmas) I never thought id type this, but i think the player should be rewarded appropriately for organising a post-apocalyptic orgy
SteelKomodo: what
SteelKomodo: WHAT
SteelKomodo: del?
SteelKomodo: del?!
Tableter: Im reviewing an AW playbook
Tableter: I dislike it
SteelKomodo: aw :<
Tableter: (Walruscat) look man, you are looking too deeply into this. you just had a post-apocalyptic orgy. that's clearly all that mattered when that move was written.
---
Kogasa-Chan~: i never actually did the silly thing I was going to do last night
Kogasa-Chan~: which was see if I can make a summoning circle out of clefairy cards and put my clefairy and cleffa dolls in the middle
Kogasa-Chan~: "BRING MEGA CLEFABLE"
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RubyNerd realizes he spent like an hour and a half reading vidya wikis
ivelchild: welp
ivelchild: wikis will do that to you
---
Kevin~: FFII never remembered by anyone
Gooper Blooper: I remember FF2!
Gooper Blooper: I remember it fucking sucked
Kevin~: wow rude
---
ivelchild: this just in
ivelchild: Bad Rats is 19 cents right now
(later)
Kevin~: if you finish ff6 ruby I will try to beat super metroid without flipping out
Kevin~ makes UNREASONABLE DEMANDS
Gooper Blooper: chao can't finish FF6, he has to finish his pogey games first
Gooper Blooper makes even more unreasonable demands
RubyNerd: i need to finish labyrinth of touhou 2 someday
RubyNerd is the most unreasonable one here
Kevin~: no, no, wait
Kevin~: ruby
Kevin~: you need to beat
Kevin~: bad rats
RubyNerd: do I look like JRM to you :I
RubyNerd: i don't even ow-
RubyNerd: ...
RubyNerd: well i know what harpy's getting me for christmas
Kevin~: *CACKLES*
Gooper Blooper: you heard ivel
Gooper Blooper: the fucking thing costs less than a quarter today
ivelchild: :D
---
Kevin~: ...i made the biggest mistake of my life
RubyNerd: you started using the internet?
Draco: You RP'd?
Kevin~: well how would I have met you guys without it
Kevin~: RPING IS A SMALL MISTAKE
ivelchild: she called me mom
Draco: SNRK
Draco: Hi Mom. =D
Kevin~: i forgot to think before i spoke
Kevin~: and i've been doing this for a while because my dad does the same thing
Gooper Blooper: Everyone at some point in their lives calls someone that isn't their mom "Mom"
RubyNerd: it's true
Gooper Blooper: Coming 2015: Someone besides the sarahkin calls Celestia "mom"
Kevin~: now that you said it its definitely happening
Draco: Doesn't Dirk do that?
Gooper Blooper: "oh god I'm so sorry" "I'm everyone's mom!"
Kevin~: *cackles*
Gooper Blooper: "Cookies?"
Kevin~: alex she's not really your mom she's your mom in law
---
Gooper Blooper: does any of the goopsgift chocolate still live
Kevin~: no
Kevin~: its dead
Gooper Blooper: I'm so proud
Kevin~: hey, goopchocolate never survives
Kevin~: never
---
RedSpy.exe: "There seems to have been an error initializing or updating your transaction. Please wait a minute and try again or contact support for assistance."
RedSpy.exe: Gabenmas canceled by . . . Gaben?
Gooper Blooper: oh god, it's just like the fucking song
Saberwulf: The system is probably shitting itself
Gooper Blooper: "HEY THE TRANSACTION FAILED"
---
Gooper Blooper: I thought of a bunch of different permadeaths in the early seasons but most of them were things I knew I could never go through with so I didn't bother
RubyNerd: like what?
Gooper Blooper: at one point
Gooper Blooper: I was going to trim down the sarahkin
Kevin~: dedsarah.txt
RubyNerd: ohhh shit son
Gooper Blooper: like I didn't know what to do and I was just like "there's too many, I'll have Garland finish one of them off for heel heat"
Gooper Blooper: but I couldn't pick one
RubyNerd: of course you couldn't
Kevin~: HAHA
Kevin~: YOUR PLAN BACKFIRED
RubyNerd: they're all too lovable
RubyNerd: imagine if you killed gloria
Kevin~: "THERE'S TOO MANY, WHICH ONE DO I KILL"
RubyNerd: without a bookworm to get attached to, I MIGHT HAVE BEEN LESS INTERESTED IN ZFRP
RubyNerd points accusingly
Kevin~: then goopy RPs as patchy
Kevin~: gg ruby
Gooper Blooper: I think Josephine and Celestia got the closest to getting axed, which still wasn't very far
RubyNerd: but then she'd never be talking to-
RubyNerd: >celestia
Kevin~: >Celestia
RubyNerd: well that was not what i expected
RubyNerd: is that why she got
RubyNerd: disarmed
Kevin~: goops if I came back to 2013 RP
Kevin~: and found out the team mom was dead
Kevin~: I would give up
---
RubyNerd: what does celestia think of tenko
Gooper Blooper: I don't think Celestia and Tenshi have interacted much
RubyNerd: i'd imagine her daughters could tell her about the jerk
Gooper Blooper: yeah, they may have shared a bit
Gooper Blooper: I can't remember much Tenshi/Sarahkin interaction aside from Tenshi casually tossing out a sarah fat joke
Gooper Blooper: well it wasn't even a joke, really, just "the fat one"
Gooper Blooper: like "pumpkin thing"
RubyNerd: "the fat one, the other fat one, the short one, and the kinda okay one"
Bree: "kinda okay one"?
Kevin~: gloria
Gooper Blooper: imagine being referred to as "the other fat one"
Gooper Blooper: like you don't even get to be distinctive
Gooper Blooper: ice cold
Kevin~: how dare you insult jojo like this
Kevin~: dirk shall avenge her honor
---
Saberwulf: Please everyone read kuragahime it's really good
Saberwulf: It's about nerd women experiencing fashion thanks to a drop dead gorgeous crossdresser
Saberwulf: If Kuranoske and the MC don't get together at the end I'm gonna fucking flip
Saberwulf: Like dude you will never see me that pissed
RubyNerd: go over to japan
RubyNerd: become friends with the mangaka
RubyNerd: slowly, over time, become such good pals, you are invited into their home
RubyNerd: and then make your move:
RubyNerd: FLIP THEIR TABLE
RubyNerd: and say "THIS IS FOR NOT LETTING THEM GET TOGETHER"
Gooper Blooper: "do it do it do it do it do it FUCK"
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