Cornwind Evil: Hooked on a feeling...
Cornwind Evil: I'm high on believing...
Harpy: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DO BAD THINGS IN RP THIS NEXT WEEK I'MMA FIX IT. I'MMA FIX IT HARD. AND THEN MAYBE PUNCH ALL THE HARUSPICES WITH MY FIVE ARMS
Harpy: i was asurawoman but then someone lopped off my 6th arm
Cornwind Evil: What if I'm expanding on bad things already done
Harpy: i'mma still fix it
Harpy: and i'm still gonna punch all the haruspices
Titty: Harps no that's Zoe
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Harpy: guys, this is important
Harpy: smooch or no smooch
Jumpropeman: !!!!!!
Jumpropeman: !!!!!!!!!!
Harpy: JRM panicking, it was never meant to go this far
Harpy: BUT HERE WE ARE
Bree: SMOOCH
Jumpropeman: !?!?!
Bree: SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH
Harpy: bree, as the resident voice of reason- oh there it goes
Harpy: QUEEN BREE HAS SPOKEN
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Titty: Yesss Everett is happy!
Bree: what? Everett is happy?
Bree: get out of here you fucking impostor
Bree punts Everett out of spacebar
Jumpropeman: don't worry
Jumpropeman: ive got it down to a science
Jumpropeman: a cornwind character will soon set him back
Jumpropeman: and it will all begin again~
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SkeleChao: i spent hours playing video games with a person over the internet
SkeleChao: good life choices
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Bree licks Del
I Am Del: not in public bree
Bree is sad
Bree licks Spy instead
I Am Del: hahaha
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Brisk Laser: Goops, question: am I handling Everettstuff okay?
Gooper Blooper: I thought that conversation went as well as it possibly could have, spy
Brisk Laser: Anything you would've done different?
Gooper Blooper: I repeat my previous statement in the hope that you understand what I meant by it
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Saberwulf joined the chat
Saberwulf: Oh that's right I was supposed to be here
Saberwulf is a fucking idiot
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Bree: "a very beefy Legionnaire"
Bree: b...but it's a skeleton
I Am Del: he's big-boned
I Am Del dances
Gooper Blooper: he's bi-dammit
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Tableter: i found saguaro pi guys
Gooper Blooper: what
Tableter: hes posting in the battlecon thread
Tableter: on SA
Tableter: he has a sudowoodo in shades for his av
Gooper Blooper: haha
RubyChao: oh my god
Tableter: totally legit tree
Gooper Blooper: Even now he's still a plant, sort of
RubyChao: hello fellow grass-types
RubyChao: sure is a nice day to photosynthesize
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Jumpropeskeleton: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/807/584/f3c.gif
Gooper Blooper: If sarah had a dog, that would be what it would look like
Tableter: putte the dogge downe
iKomodo: :3
Gooper Blooper: you have to putte the dogge downe before you make a poste on the forume
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Vengeance is intangible: WHY DOES HAVEN LACK CATS
CATS REPEL AND DESTROY UNDEAD
BAST
BAST
BAST
YOU WERE MENTIONED BY NAME
DA F'K DID YOU NOT SEND MEOWMIXES TO KILL SKELETORS FOR
I EVEN HAD AN UNDEAD CONTRADICTION CAT TO HELP IF YOU DID
THIS IS YOUR FAULT BAST
ALL OF IT
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW _MEOW_ TO YOU, M'AM, AND A HEAVY HISS TO BOOT
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Tableter: shall i post y/n
Cornwind Evil: Yes go ahead
Saberwulf: > Get Ye Post
Tableter: ye cannot get ye post. it is bolted to the wall which is bolted to the rest of the forum
Tableter: j/k posted
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Jumpropedeadsnake: I like to imagine whenever Chet gets too full of himself, David just brings up Spider-Pig to take him down a peg
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RubyChao: "With no other obstacles left, it was finally time for a picnic."
RubyChao: time for my new villain
RubyChao: The Picnic Hater
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(Edyth and Leo are one post away from confessing their feelings and kissing)
Brisk Laser: AND THEN RICARD AND AQUARIUS FELL FROM THE TREE
Jumpropeman: the IPU is there
Jumpropeman: he could totally screw it up
RubyChao: SUDDENLY
RubyChao: UTSUHO BURSTS OUT OF THE PICNIC BASKET
RubyChao: TO CONGRATULATE THEM
Brisk Laser: LEO'S COUSIN ASCENDS FROM BENEATH THE EARTH TO GIVE A PIPSQUEAK AN ATOMIC NOOGIE
Brisk Laser: IT'S FIRST GRADE ALL OVER AGAIN
Jumpropeman: AND THEN DRACO BURNS DOWN THE FOREST
Brisk Laser: AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
Jumpropeman: at this rate, by the time they do kiss they'll have so much pent up frustration they'll never stop
Brisk Laser: RP is over
Brisk Laser: The bar is close
Brisk Laser: Too bad, they're still kissing
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M Sheep: I'm surprised to see so many people on at this hour
RubyChao: it's saturday, after all
RubyChao: HOME ALONE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
RubyChao remembers this ape
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Brisk Laser: Ha-HA!
Brisk Laser: I got Hyrule Total War to work!
Brisk Laser: Finally!
Brisk Laser: Now I can sit down and play i-
Brisk Laser: Oh
Brisk Laser: It's 1:30 already
Vengeance is intangible: It isn't time to realize that, Spy! D:
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Cornwind Evil: "If Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part One was ever tested, it wasn't done very thoroughly; the game's makers and testers never picked up on the fact that the invisibility cloak (when it actually works) breaks most levels wide open, causing event triggers to fail, enemies to simply stand stock still and, hilariously, putting it on while fighting the final boss causes you to win the entire game almost instantly."
Jumpropeman: sounds like my kind of game
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Vengeance requires caffeine: -continues reading JRM profiles- Good god Underbelly is fat. .__o You did not stress that enough.
Cornwind Evil: He comes from the game Overlord
Cornwind Evil: Where all the bosses represent a Deadly Sin
Jumpropeman: He gets bigger with every Sarah fat joke made
Cornwind Evil: Guess which his is
Vengeance requires caffeine: Gluttony.
Cornwind Evil: No, it was Lust
Cornwind Evil: Of course it was Gluttony
Jumpropeman: looking again at the picture of Emperor Karl, I can't help but notice he has a second "back-up" beard of sorts hanging from a piece of jewelry on his chest
Jumpropeman: Perhaps it is a decoy he uses when the nephews and nieces come by
Jumpropeman: "Tug on uncle's beard all you like children! MWAHAHAHA!!!"
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I Am Del: today begins the redemption of tak-sin apparently
I Am Del: when curnweend arrives
I Am Del: coincidentally, there's a rainbow outside my window
I Am Del: GAY JOKES ARE STILL FUNNY RIGHT GUYS
I Am Del: GUYS
I Am Del: GUYS
I Am Del: guys
I Am Del: :<
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Jumpropeman: I love Tak-Sin's response to dead husband. It's like a mother walking into her son's room and seeing he hasn't cleaned it after she told him to
RubyChao: me too
RubyChao: "This is very annoying"
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RubyChao: goops: did you see that FFT portrait that i thought was fanmade samus :V
Gooper Blooper: yes
Gooper Blooper: that was just one of FFT's five hundred million characters
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Tableter: So i finally clicked on those smokey the bear ads
Gooper Blooper: oh god del
Tableter: Lets see what we got
M Sheep: Del, why
Tableter: A whole buncha shit
Tableter: Its pretty typical - some vids, a history of the dumb fucking ursine idiot, SIGN OUR PLEDGE!!!!!, and info on preventing wildfires
iKomodo: That's one way of describing Smokey :U
Jumpropeman: no wonder the ad shows up on ZFRP after all the forests we've been burning down
Gooper Blooper: >the dumb fucking ursine idiot
Gooper Blooper makes mental note to have Del fite Smokey next time he tries a fite club
Tableter: The first video is smokey having a nam flashback over some candles
M Sheep: >Smokey history
Tableter: Shit you not
M Sheep: Please tell me Smokey The Bear doesn't have a dark backstory
Gooper Blooper: a dark and tragic backstory
M Sheep: like his parents were killed in a fire or something
M Sheep: I canna take it
Jumpropeman: i think they technically were, since he's based on a bear cub found after a wildfire
Cornwind Evil: Yeah, they wrote a book
Cornwind Evil: His mom died in a fire and his arms got burned
Tableter: Here
M Sheep: WHYYYYYYY
M Sheep: WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
RubyChao: >del was not making that up
RubyChao: oh my god
M Sheep sobbing forever
Tableter: Theres also a smokey says series of videos
Tableter: THATS NO GOOD
Tableter: Here
M Sheep: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
Tableter: Have fun
M Sheep: NOPE NOPE NOPE
M Sheep: You get that link away from me!
Tableter: In "chains" smokey stalks a fat guy in the woods in the dead of night
Tableter: Combined with that and his ragged appearance, i think smokey might be a hobo now
Tableter: In "bear hug", smokey intrudes on a couples campsite to make weird advances on the dude
Tableter: Definitely a hobo
Tableter: The history of smokey reveals that smokey is a racist
iKomodo: Smokey pls
Tableter: http://smokeybear.com/vault/img/assets/p1940a.jpg
iKomodo: Smokey is a weird forest hobo who fights the Grim Reaper
iKomodo: or something
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Jumpropeman: Silence x Jokerton: Silence can't talk and Jokerton can't feel. THE CUTEST COUPLE
RubyChao: he can't feel love though
RubyChao: why would he pair up
RubyChao LOGIC OF DESPAIR
M Sheep: JokertonxPurnima OTP
Jumpropeman: "I'll try anything once"
M Sheep: As ridiculous as it is...Purnima has more emotion than one person should have and Jokerton has so very, very little
iKomodo: Smokey pls
M Sheep: Alternatively, they should star in a buddy cop action thriller, and/or sitcom
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Cornwind Evil: Rolling on Jobber tractor AGAIN
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 11 sides. The die showed: 9
Cornwind Evil: JRM roll
Jumpropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 7
Jumpropeman: :V V: :V
Cornwind Evil: ....SOMEONE HOLD A GUN TO ME AND ROLL FOR HIM
RubyChao: can i roll for jrm
Jumpropeman: no no no
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 7
RubyChao: WELP
Draco rolled a die with 11 sides. The die showed: 4
Cornwind Evil: .....
Jumpropeman: i'll keep my seven :V
Cornwind Evil just goes away.
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Vengeance, mutation enthusiast: EGAD
DRACO HAS THE LAST WORD ON THREE DIFFERENT THREADS
WHAT IS THIS MADNESS
Draco: Y'all are slacking off.
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M Sheep: Oh, right, and there was the cattle stampede
M Sheep: I almost forgot about that
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Draco: DRINK YER GODDAMN TEA.
Jumpropeman: >:I I AIN'T THIRSTY
Draco: DRINK YER GODDAMN TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111one
Jumpropeman: oh ok then
Draco: :3
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Cornwind Evil: Some wrestlers just go insane
SteelKomodo: virgil pls
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Cornwind Evil: Do do do waiting for GB to get back
A Sad Whale Taking Human Form: May I borrow your keyboard!?
A Sad Whale Taking Human Form: This is Goops!
A Sad Whale Taking Human Form: Rainbows make me cry!
Dacro: Goops can't cry. He was modified to shoot poison from where his tear ducts were.
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Covert Vengeance: I can only imagine the look of disappointment on a villain's face, off-screen, arriving to ruin/sack/raze a town and discovering another one already beat them to it.
Gooper Blooper: I actually thought about doing that earlier this year via cornwind collab but never got around to it
Gooper Blooper: The Thunder Kings would have shown up at a town ready to raze it but Mammon and The Devourer cleared it out already
Gooper Blooper: so they just go "welp" and leave
Covert Vengeance: Hnehheh.
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A Sad Whale Taking Human Form: Well
A Sad Whale Taking Human Form: That was one hilarious battle
A Sad Whale Taking Human Form: The unstoppable force of the Dodongos apparently adopting pacifism vs. the immovable object of Darunia's fat ass
A Sad Whale Taking Human Form: It took so long before the Dodongos actually attacked that I literally got to have my whole army stop and rest from exhausted (they took FOREVER to just get to the dodongos) to Fresh
Gooper Blooper: but more importantly
Gooper Blooper: did you bomb them
A Sad Whale Taking Human Form: Nah, my bomb throwers haven't been built yet
Gooper Blooper: booooo
A Sad Whale Taking Human Form: All I had were traditional Gorons and Darunia's royal guard
A Sad Whale Taking Human Form: Dong riders and Goron bombers are to be built after basic infantry is done
Draco: ...Dong riders? XD
A Sad Whale Taking Human Form: Dodongo riders
Cornwind Evil: Should have smoked weed
Cornwind Evil: Dodongo dislike smoke
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A Sad Whale Taking Human Form: Mario stuff[edit] Is this really Mario related?Greentoad
A Sad Whale Taking Human Form: This was the only complaint anyone had with the Donkey Kong Episodes Featuring Donkey Kong page
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Bree: so I'm looking at Tenshi fanart
Bree: and there's a design for a Tenshi body pillow naturally involving scantily clad Tenshi
Bree: and my first thought was "I bet Viola would buy it"
Bree: I'm a terrible person
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Cornwind Evil: Oh
Cornwind Evil: I guess we don't have to finish GB's plot then
Cornwind Evil: It was finished in some random comic
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Gooper Blooper: Every plot Silence is in she kills the shit out of stuff, but winds up getting the stuffing beat out of her
Gooper Blooper: gives as good as she gets, she does
Jumpropeman: for what is basically a normal but buff woman, she kicks ass
Gooper Blooper: that's the idea!
The Nefarious Doctor Nipple: But Goops
The Nefarious Doctor Nipple: Is she actually the Green Ranger to the Sarahkin, a 5th sibling separated at birth, the one and only MONK? *SHOT*
Gooper Blooper: I know it may not seem like it at times but I do RP non-Sarahkin
The Nefarious Doctor Nipple: Huh, really?
The Nefarious Doctor Nipple: But so many characters I know and love
RubyCameo: nah they were all sarahkin
The Nefarious Doctor Nipple: Green Insect Sarah, Giant Martian Godzilla Monster Sarah
The Nefarious Doctor Nipple: Buff Biker Sarah
RubyCameo: tyra? ninja distant cousin
RubyCameo: wids? honorary aunt
The Nefarious Doctor Nipple: Tiny Police Robot Secretly Built By Celestia And Also A Sarah
RubyCameo: kauket? THE SARAHKIN ARE VERY DISTANTLY RELATED TO ALIENS
The Nefarious Doctor Nipple: Yellow Attention Ho Sarah Made Out Of Sa- waaaaaaait a minute
Cornwind Evil: Christine?
The Nefarious Doctor Nipple: Sunshine, you're not a Gooper character! Now stop molding yourself into Sarah!
Jumpropeman: Girl in White Mage Clothes sarah
The Nefarious Doctor Nipple: No, don't mold more sand around the gut! That's a Draco joke
The Nefarious Doctor Nipple: You should be ashamed
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RubyCameo: i must spend the next three years slowly integrating myself into the creepypasta wiki community
RubyCameo: becoming a regular contributor, helping here and there, never breaking rules
RubyCameo: eventually getting promoted
RubyCameo: and then revealing my true plan: IT WAS SO I COULD ACCESS KING K. ROOL COUNTRY ALL ALONG
RubyCameo: the longest con
The Nefarious Doctor Nipple: Look at my tribute pic
Jumpropeman: SPY! Don't post such gruesome stuff in chatzy D:
Jumpropeman: my nightmares will have nightmares after seeing that!
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Gooper Blooper: gloria caught reading a Women of Mysidia mag
Gooper Blooper: claims she only reads it for the articles
Gooper Blooper: is actually not lying
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Draco: JRM: Don't worry about Captain Sarah and her relationship with USS Excalibur maintenance guy Alex. No broccoli can come between sweet hearts. =3
Vengeance, pirate thief: Doesn't Sarah eat sweet hearts?
The Nefarious Doctor Nipple: Do those even really count as candy
The Nefarious Doctor Nipple: I'm pretty sure Sarah'd prefer, like, whole boxes of chocolate
The Nefarious Doctor Nipple: Or smarties. Everyone loves smarties
Vengeance, pirate thief: Sarah's going to eat Sine? ._. Hodear.
Vengeance, pirate thief: The silence just makes it worse! XD
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