Jumpropeman: he has an anime for a hand
Jumpropeman: *anime girl
Jumpropeman: a whole anime for a hand would be too much for anyone
iKomodo: Oh god JRM pls
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Veni, Vengeance: I've been told brevity is the soul of wit. I never made any particular claim to possess any.
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Keeby: i
Keeby: i found a princess samus sprite
SteelKomodo: oh lawd
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RubyChao: also ven
RubyChao: since i don't think you were here when i told people about it: would you like to know what the original plan for metroidplot was
RubyChao: (i.e. the overall plot dealing with the pirate commanders and mother brain)
Inert Vengeance: Yes please Chao.
RubyChao: Meta Ridley.
RubyChao: that was it. that was my entire plan.
Inert Vengeance: Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffil. XD
iKomodo: IT'S A LIVIN
RubyChao: then i played Prime 3, finished Metroid II and Fusion, and burned through Super and Zero Mission during the offseason
RubyChao: and i realized "holy shit there is so much more i can use"
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Tableter: What was hitlers favourite video game?
Tableter: Meincraft
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iKomodo: HEY I'M BRIT
Tableter: I'M ALSO BRIIIT
iKomodo: AAAAAND WEEEE'RE THE BRIT BROS
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M Sheep: Oh, Ian McKellen~
M Sheep fans self
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Jumpropeman: look at that cut off D
Jumpropeman: how did I not notice it back then :V
iKomodo: R.O.B. in shutter shades is still awesome
Cornwind Evil: Harry being there is this oddly hilarious
Cornwind Evil: We have all these people with grudges and powerful warriors and...Harry
Jumpropeman: "I got a gun!"
Cornwind Evil: Yeah, the Lord caught your lone shot and threw it back at you
Cornwind Evil: And you caught it with your forehead
Cornwind Evil: Still, points for bravery and effort
iKomodo: Lel- wait, that's not good at all D:
Cornwind Evil: God...I woke up at 11 AM
Cornwind Evil: And literally wrote until 1 AM all day
Cornwind Evil: To write out that fite
Cornwind Evil: And the STARE I made when Wall!! won
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Delstone: Heroes of SpaceTexas: hey, i wanna mod starcraft!
Delstone: Heroes of SpaceTexas opens editor
Delstone: Heroes of SpaceTexas stares
Delstone: Heroes of SpaceTexas closes editor
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The Guy On The Cereal Box: . . . What the fuck
The Guy On The Cereal Box: Uncle Wiggly is a real game
Goops McMahon: of course it is
Goops McMahon: I didn't lie to you
Goops McMahon: Played it when I was 4
iKomodo: Amazing
The Guy On The Cereal Box: The RPer tells a story of a Wiggly's life of glory
The Guy On The Cereal Box: Trust yer eyes
The Guy On The Cereal Box: The Gooper never lies
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RubyChao: i had david in my dream last night
RubyChao: he blew up the entire multiverse for purposes of fireworks
RubyChao: but then he put it back so everything was okay
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Goops McMahon: I was accompanying my brother on some errands, and he stopped at Pizza Hut to get himself a pizza. We were talking about how a couple years ago when Pizza Hut first came to town how novel it was that we finally had pizza delivery (there were pizza places here before but none with delivery)
Goops McMahon: My brother says "Welcome to Vermont, huh? All the other states must laugh at us."
Goops McMahon: "...Except North Dakota. There's nothing in North Dakota."
Goops McMahon: I had to bite back laughter
Goops McMahon: ruined
Jumpropeman: poor Dakota
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Vengeance is Glabados: Sunshine enters the drinking contest. Gives Lyssia terrible advice on how to be a parent despite Priscilla punching his sand out the entire time. Mandalorian is too busy straddling multiple religions and being happily drunk to disagree with older parent figure. Kids turn out to be the first majorly wrestling-themed sith lords ever to plague the alternative universe because of this and are sold to Cornwind Evil for a hefty sum. The End.
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Cornwind Evil: Oh god
Cornwind Evil: The WWE Network is having trouble
Cornwind Evil: So Raw has gone into absolute shill mode
Goops McMahon: BUY THE ZFRP NETWORK, MAGGLE
Cornwind Evil: EVERYONE is shilling the Network
Cornwind Evil: They're not even TRYING to hide it
Cornwind Evil: Triple H shilled it so much he had the crowd CHANTING ALONG
Goops McMahon: CW, I've been reading jokes about wrestlers stopping in the middle of a match, looking at the camera, and going "TO SEE THE END OF THIS MATCH PURCHASE THE WWE NETWORK"
Goops McMahon: do you think they'll try it
Cornwind Evil: That hasn't happened...yet
(the next day)
Buy the ZFRP Network Today joined the chat
Kingsonnn DeDeDoo: Did you know you can catch rare moments of Spy posting exclusively on the ZFRP Network?
Kingsonnn DeDeDoo: Only 9.99 gorillion!
Buy the ZFRP Network Today: IT'S A GREAT DEAL, MAGGLE
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RubyChao: by the way: has viola (offscreen) delivered any get well cards to tenshi? :V
RubyChao: now i'm imagining someone trying to hand tenshi a card
RubyChao: "..." "..." "..." "..." "I can't use my arms, remember."
RubyChao: (they're probably usable but still wrapped up for safety right now, i'd guess)
RubyChao: (don't want tenshi immediately breaking everything :V)
Gooper Blooper: Two of them
Gooper Blooper: One was much like her previous
Gooper Blooper: The other was made by Cleffa and uses pink construction paper and red crayon and looks like something a 2-year-old would make
RubyChao: :3 cleffa
Keeby: Cleffa is the best character
Keeby: *biased*
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Tableter: ITS TIME FOR THE MYSTERY BOX
Tableter: FIRST CLOOO IS SOMETHING GREEN
Gooper Blooper: ORKZ
Tableter: Goops wins
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Jumpropeman: whenever I see Silence capitalized these days, I think of Silence herself, making for interesting sentences
Gooper Blooper: Even normal words are ruined by ZFRP
Jumpropeman: "Silence hangs like a thick curtain." I just imagine Silence hanging from the curtains, looking grumpy with her arms crossed
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Gooper Blooper: "Touhou Project is the best thing ever.
Reasons:
-Utsuho Reiuji is in it.
-That is all.
Flaws:
-Utsuho isn’t in every game, and hasn’t gotten her own game yet."
Gooper Blooper: did pit write this
RubyChao: yes
iKomodo: Yes, lol
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Keeby asked Chatzy to choose between up on feet and nope. Chatzy chose: up on feet
Keeby: four days worth of healing should be food
Keeby: *good
M Sheep: No
M Sheep: for the Sarahkin, that sounds about right
Wandering Vengeance: They aren't S- M sheep got to it first.
Keeby: I meant for one of the chars that went to the Oasis :c
Gooper Blooper: lel
M Sheep: gotta go for that low hanging fruit
Keeby: oh
Keeby: just realized the joke
Keeby: haaaa
Keeby: for sarah food is a month's worth of healing
Gooper Blooper: fud
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Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 7
Gooper Blooper: celestia, please
RubyChao: at this point it's less "celestia please do good"
RubyChao: and more "celestia please don't die"
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Jumpropeman: long ago, in a galaxy far away, sheep expressed his sadness that Reject did not do the whole song and dance of introduction, and I promised him one day they shall perform it twice to make up for it. Today, is that day
M Sheep: YESSSSS
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M Sheep: Drip isn't having the best time
Bree: does he ever have a good time at all, ever
Jumpropeman: he did once
Jumpropeman: he swore off it for good after
M Sheep: Drip's existence is one of constant complaint
M Sheep: It's when Drip stops complaining about things, you have to worry
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Kingsonnn DeDeDoo: http://i.imgur.com/QV4Epy2.jpg
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Harpy: thanks internet, now i feel like fucking getting all this shit just to make brownies every day
RubyChao: harpy don't do it
RubyChao: some of my friends tried making mug brownies once
RubyChao: it went horribly wrong
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Bree: is Samus going to the wedding
Bree: will she wear a dress
RubyChao: Samus will wear a dress........
RubyChao: over her suit.
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Gooper Blooper: Honestly I've thought of a bunch of random pairing scenarios and I keep thinking "no this doesn't work for Gloria"
Jumpropeman: Thomas is single and looking :V
BO-LIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: That's because the only one that works, Goops
BO-LIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: Is Tallish
Gooper Blooper: How did we even start the Tallish/Gloria thing, anyway? They've barely met
BO-LIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: Because they both have pointy hats
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iKomodo: D::
iKomodo: Whoops I have four eyes now
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Shitty News Spy: So, Ven
Shitty News Spy: If you got a ranch, a plow, and some cows
Shitty News Spy: Would you be Farmer Vengeance?
No compromise, just Vengeance: I would in fact be. You are correct.
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Cornwind Evil: Ash has been healed by four different people
Cornwind Evil: Ash has been overhealed
Cornwind Evil: He now has cancer
Cornwind Evil: Thanks a lot buttheads
Not yet Farmer Vengeance: Yaaay!
Keeby: oh shut up
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(JRM returns from a hospital visit)
Jumpropeman: the best part of the hospital was this adorable little seven year old girl with an encyclopedic knowledge of Slasher films. She was talking about Freddy, Michael Myers, Jason, some guys I've never heard of. she even remembered the murder victims names
Jumpropeman: the best part was though, she didn't use the word "kill". She said "shaved" instead.
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RubyChao: ...now i'm imagining samus taking utsuho to train
RubyChao: *samus puts a bunch of beer bottles on the table*
RubyChao: "What is this?" "Training." *closeup* "For Drown Yer Mates."
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M Sheep: "they were crispy, burned, shambling zombies, eager to greet these newcomers. Or rather, eat."
M Sheep: THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Keeby: lel
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iKomodo joined the chat
iKomodo: Whizzafruzza
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Cornwind Evil: This is pretty much me playing sports
iKomodo: lel
iKomodo: then again, that was also me playing sports :U
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RubyChao: "I normally don't feel for anyone or anything, but I felt a tad bit of sadness for Sonic. Granted I didn't know him and Amy were officially a "thing" now, but the scene was a little tear jerking. Sonic was crying for a good 5 minutes before Knuckles appeared from the left, Tails following him. A speech bubble appeared over Knuckles' head which read "Too bad. Build a bridge and get over it. Can't believe your such a cry baby.", then he ran of towards the right side of the screen."
RubyChao: knuckles you dick
Keeby: >your
Keeby: HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAGH *tosses dictionary*
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I Am Del: fact time with del
I Am Del: during world war 2, the early production models of the King Tiger tank had a nasty habit of eating their own transmission whenever they tried to move
I Am Del: rendering them hilariously immobile
SteelKomodo: D:
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RubyChao: "What do you mean, 'I should grow up and realize that I'm not the center of the universe?' I've learned a lesson about not putting myself ahead of others at least 4 times within the past two months! Now do what I tell you and worship me!"
RubyChao: tenshi.txt
SteelKomodo: tenshi pls
I Am Del: tenshi will never learn
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Keeby: i may make like gino and eat in the middle of battle
Keeby: i'm starving
Jumpropeman: im tempted to join, but between still recovering and breaking up the gooper fan club adventure, i think i'll just go play a vidja gam
Gooper Blooper: pff
Gooper Blooper: feel free to have mid-plot fud
Gooper Blooper: I cannot deny anyone their fud
Gooper Blooper: also JRM's comment made me realize this plot is the Goops Elite Four and nobody else
Keeby: you mean elite three
Tableter: Goops is the creator of sarah, he cannot be against fud
Tableter: Its against everything he stands for
Gooper Blooper: no harpy, don't you get it
Gooper Blooper: I'm the fourth member. We are all each other's champion
Gooper Blooper: <3
Keeby: daaaw
Keeby: i wonder if I can find a "share a coke with" thing with sarah's name on it
Tableter: Was going to make a "sarah cannot share" joke but that would be WRONG
Tableter: And BAD
Keeby: she'd make a giant coke float
Keeby: food
Dirt: G-goops ;;
Dirt: ./CLING
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Jumpropeman: guess who
Jumpropeman: dropped in
Jumpropeman: TO SPACE BAR
Bree: ...okay apparently the first thing Everett sees is a giant dude putting a sweater on a cute pink round thing
Jumpropeman: I knew the space people were terrible, but this? THOSE MONSTERS
Keeby: HE'S SUFFOCATING IT OH NO
Bree: lel
Jumpropeman: I WILL SAVE YOU ROUND ONE! *tosses Chansey out the diner's window into space*
Dirt: PFFFFT
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Keeby: I swear dorcha isn't hitting on blade I swear. it was random and out of nowhere
Gooper Blooper: I saw that and I thought two things
Gooper Blooper: 1) HARPY DEMANDS PAIRING
Gooper Blooper: 2) Blade getting his ass kicked by Henry
Keeby: Henry isn't around and would prolly accept it as long as he doesn't like be an asshole boyfriend
Keeby: "AND I WILL EAT YOU AND I WILL SUCK THE MARROW OUT OF YOUR FILTHY BONES AND USE THEM AS TOOTHPICKS IF YOU EVER ABUSE DORCHY YOU GOT THAT, PUNK?!?"
Gooper Blooper: "...I'm going to go back to vegas now bye"
Keeby: "there he goes. the cute guy. darn. thanks a fuckin lot henry" "b-but your scars :C"
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Titty joined the chat
Titty rises
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Titty: "REASONS NOT TO FUCK WITH JOHN CENA, BASED ON THE SONG 'DON'T WANNA FUCK WITH US'"
1. The chorus of the song is John Cena telling people not to fuck with him.
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lelomodo: Lisa's character is loosely based on the Genie from Aladdin
Titty: Help me, genie!
Titty: I'm trying to make this carving in shop class, but I can't
Titty: My wood's just too big!
lelomodo: Lisa: ...Yeah, that's just a cheap shot.
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lelomodo: is wulf still posting?
Gooper Blooper: I would imagine he is
Gooper Blooper: saberposts tend to be intricate and insane
Skelewulf: Yeah this one's gonna be freaky
I Am Del: holding out for it wulfffff
Gooper Blooper: I NEED A WULFPOST, I'M HOLDING ON FOR A WULFPOST TILL BRIT MIDNITE
Gooper Blooper: IT'S GOTTA BE FUN AND IT'S GOTTA BE DUMB AND IT'S GONNA MAKE BONETHINGS IGNITE
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SkeleChao: someone walks in
SkeleChao: "WOW THAT SECOND SHOT OF THE LASER FROM SPACE WAS REALLY COOL WASN'T IT"
SkeleChao: everett chokes
Jumpropeman: just every day a new laser shot, Everett getting angrier and angrier until he pops
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