Malfunction:Vengeance detected: I'm not entirely sure what the best pickup line ever is. But y'know what the worst one I ever was party to entailed?
iKomodo: What was that?
Malfunction:Vengeance detected: Girl walks up to a guy, puts her hand on his shoulder, and says "You'll do".
Malfunction:Vengeance detected: |D
iKomodo: Oh lawd XD
The Big Blue: Excuse me while I die laughing.
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The Bagel: RELEASE THE OLD PEOPLE
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くコ:彡 joined the chat
Dacro: Hi Goops.
Dacro: Nice Squid.
RubyChao: hello Missingno
RubyChao: oh that's a squid
RubyChao: derp
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Inurian joined the chat
くコ:彡: FINALLY THE INURIAN HAS COME BACK TO CHATZY
Inurian: Hey I'm here again it's been a while
くコ:彡: IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Harpy: my organic chem teach is a hardass
|________)________): Kick him in the nads
Monday, September 29, 2014
Saturday, September 27, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 151: Magical Gays Shoot Off Into Space
Deled: saint pepsi has a track called Mac Tonight
Deled: #Ruined
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Deled: back
Deled: time to continue with con "massive nerd" rad
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SteelKomodo: what have i missed?
Harpy: something is happening
Harpy: as in
Harpy: CW's "something" plot
Harpy: its like trying to guess what's in the mystery box
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(Cornwind attempts to explain an attack)
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: Here, a very crude reference picture
RubyChao: you weren't kidding
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: I cannot draw
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: Even stick men
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: I leave it to GB
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Harpy: suck eggs osaal, you giant fucking heel full of feces
Deled: #Ruined
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Deled: back
Deled: time to continue with con "massive nerd" rad
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SteelKomodo: what have i missed?
Harpy: something is happening
Harpy: as in
Harpy: CW's "something" plot
Harpy: its like trying to guess what's in the mystery box
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(Cornwind attempts to explain an attack)
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: Here, a very crude reference picture
RubyChao: you weren't kidding
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: I cannot draw
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: Even stick men
The Anti-Rapadoo Brockle Snar: I leave it to GB
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Harpy: suck eggs osaal, you giant fucking heel full of feces
Monday, September 22, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 150: Explicit Thickness
RubyCameo: ridley's back
RubyCameo: i am sure everyone is shocked and surprised
RubyCameo: and did not see this coming
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Bree: have I mentioned I'm especially fond of characters who happen to be hot chicks?
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Cornwind Evil: I'm hideous.
Cornwind Evil: It's why I hide behind cats
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Flounderwulf: Sup dudes
I Am Del: wulf y r u floundering
Flounderwulf: Because I made an OkCupid account
SteelKomodo: ...oh lawd
I Am Del: YOU FOOL
Flounderwulf: And now hot gay guys are rating my profile
I Am Del: YOU'VE UPSET THE NATURAL ORDER
I Am Del: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SteelKomodo: OH LAWD
Flounderwulf spontaneously combusts for disobeying the cosmic gods
I Am Del: here's the thing you need to know about dating sites wulf
I Am Del: from someone who is on one
I Am Del: they're all batshit crazy
Flounderwulf: But hey, maybe one of these fine men/ladyfok will message me because haha yeah I'm not messaging anyone first
I Am Del: if anyone says on their profile "every one of my tattoos has a story behind it" then get the fuck out
Flounderwulf: Hahaha
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Dacro joined the chat
Dacro joined the chat
Dacro joined the chat
Dacro: I think I'm a clone now.
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Tableter: You may ask, why is jonesy dressed like a pirate? I answer, why not?
RubyCameo: i am sure everyone is shocked and surprised
RubyCameo: and did not see this coming
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Bree: have I mentioned I'm especially fond of characters who happen to be hot chicks?
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Cornwind Evil: I'm hideous.
Cornwind Evil: It's why I hide behind cats
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Flounderwulf: Sup dudes
I Am Del: wulf y r u floundering
Flounderwulf: Because I made an OkCupid account
SteelKomodo: ...oh lawd
I Am Del: YOU FOOL
Flounderwulf: And now hot gay guys are rating my profile
I Am Del: YOU'VE UPSET THE NATURAL ORDER
I Am Del: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SteelKomodo: OH LAWD
Flounderwulf spontaneously combusts for disobeying the cosmic gods
I Am Del: here's the thing you need to know about dating sites wulf
I Am Del: from someone who is on one
I Am Del: they're all batshit crazy
Flounderwulf: But hey, maybe one of these fine men/ladyfok will message me because haha yeah I'm not messaging anyone first
I Am Del: if anyone says on their profile "every one of my tattoos has a story behind it" then get the fuck out
Flounderwulf: Hahaha
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Dacro joined the chat
Dacro joined the chat
Dacro joined the chat
Dacro: I think I'm a clone now.
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Tableter: You may ask, why is jonesy dressed like a pirate? I answer, why not?
Monday, September 15, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 149: Smokey the Bear's Dark and Tragic Backstory
Cornwind Evil joined the chat
Cornwind Evil: Hooked on a feeling...
Cornwind Evil: I'm high on believing...
Harpy: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DO BAD THINGS IN RP THIS NEXT WEEK I'MMA FIX IT. I'MMA FIX IT HARD. AND THEN MAYBE PUNCH ALL THE HARUSPICES WITH MY FIVE ARMS
Harpy: i was asurawoman but then someone lopped off my 6th arm
Cornwind Evil: What if I'm expanding on bad things already done
Harpy: i'mma still fix it
Harpy: and i'm still gonna punch all the haruspices
Titty: Harps no that's Zoe
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Harpy: guys, this is important
Harpy: smooch or no smooch
Jumpropeman: !!!!!!
Jumpropeman: !!!!!!!!!!
Harpy: JRM panicking, it was never meant to go this far
Harpy: BUT HERE WE ARE
Bree: SMOOCH
Jumpropeman: !?!?!
Bree: SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH
Harpy: bree, as the resident voice of reason- oh there it goes
Harpy: QUEEN BREE HAS SPOKEN
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Titty: Yesss Everett is happy!
Bree: what? Everett is happy?
Bree: get out of here you fucking impostor
Bree punts Everett out of spacebar
Jumpropeman: don't worry
Jumpropeman: ive got it down to a science
Jumpropeman: a cornwind character will soon set him back
Jumpropeman: and it will all begin again~
Cornwind Evil: Hooked on a feeling...
Cornwind Evil: I'm high on believing...
Harpy: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DO BAD THINGS IN RP THIS NEXT WEEK I'MMA FIX IT. I'MMA FIX IT HARD. AND THEN MAYBE PUNCH ALL THE HARUSPICES WITH MY FIVE ARMS
Harpy: i was asurawoman but then someone lopped off my 6th arm
Cornwind Evil: What if I'm expanding on bad things already done
Harpy: i'mma still fix it
Harpy: and i'm still gonna punch all the haruspices
Titty: Harps no that's Zoe
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Harpy: guys, this is important
Harpy: smooch or no smooch
Jumpropeman: !!!!!!
Jumpropeman: !!!!!!!!!!
Harpy: JRM panicking, it was never meant to go this far
Harpy: BUT HERE WE ARE
Bree: SMOOCH
Jumpropeman: !?!?!
Bree: SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH
Harpy: bree, as the resident voice of reason- oh there it goes
Harpy: QUEEN BREE HAS SPOKEN
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Titty: Yesss Everett is happy!
Bree: what? Everett is happy?
Bree: get out of here you fucking impostor
Bree punts Everett out of spacebar
Jumpropeman: don't worry
Jumpropeman: ive got it down to a science
Jumpropeman: a cornwind character will soon set him back
Jumpropeman: and it will all begin again~
Monday, September 8, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 148: Thanks A Lot, Buttheads
Jumpropeman: there's something you should know about Fumes Ven
Jumpropeman: he has an anime for a hand
Jumpropeman: *anime girl
Jumpropeman: a whole anime for a hand would be too much for anyone
iKomodo: Oh god JRM pls
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Veni, Vengeance: I've been told brevity is the soul of wit. I never made any particular claim to possess any.
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Keeby: i
Keeby: i found a princess samus sprite
SteelKomodo: oh lawd
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RubyChao: also ven
RubyChao: since i don't think you were here when i told people about it: would you like to know what the original plan for metroidplot was
RubyChao: (i.e. the overall plot dealing with the pirate commanders and mother brain)
Inert Vengeance: Yes please Chao.
RubyChao: Meta Ridley.
RubyChao: that was it. that was my entire plan.
Inert Vengeance: Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffil. XD
iKomodo: IT'S A LIVIN
RubyChao: then i played Prime 3, finished Metroid II and Fusion, and burned through Super and Zero Mission during the offseason
RubyChao: and i realized "holy shit there is so much more i can use"
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Tableter: What was hitlers favourite video game?
Tableter: Meincraft
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iKomodo: HEY I'M BRIT
Tableter: I'M ALSO BRIIIT
iKomodo: AAAAAND WEEEE'RE THE BRIT BROS
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M Sheep: Oh, Ian McKellen~
M Sheep fans self
Jumpropeman: he has an anime for a hand
Jumpropeman: *anime girl
Jumpropeman: a whole anime for a hand would be too much for anyone
iKomodo: Oh god JRM pls
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Veni, Vengeance: I've been told brevity is the soul of wit. I never made any particular claim to possess any.
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Keeby: i
Keeby: i found a princess samus sprite
SteelKomodo: oh lawd
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RubyChao: also ven
RubyChao: since i don't think you were here when i told people about it: would you like to know what the original plan for metroidplot was
RubyChao: (i.e. the overall plot dealing with the pirate commanders and mother brain)
Inert Vengeance: Yes please Chao.
RubyChao: Meta Ridley.
RubyChao: that was it. that was my entire plan.
Inert Vengeance: Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffil. XD
iKomodo: IT'S A LIVIN
RubyChao: then i played Prime 3, finished Metroid II and Fusion, and burned through Super and Zero Mission during the offseason
RubyChao: and i realized "holy shit there is so much more i can use"
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Tableter: What was hitlers favourite video game?
Tableter: Meincraft
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iKomodo: HEY I'M BRIT
Tableter: I'M ALSO BRIIIT
iKomodo: AAAAAND WEEEE'RE THE BRIT BROS
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M Sheep: Oh, Ian McKellen~
M Sheep fans self
Monday, September 1, 2014
Care and Feeding of Your Succubi - A Reference
I'm going to use this post to go into detail a bit about Morgan and Lily's abilities and traits.
Morgan and Lily can keep themselves alive by eating and drinking like normal humans, but it is vital for their diet to include soul energy as well lest they become sick or depressed. Succubi such as themselves are said to 'feed off sin', but the truth is somewhat more complicated.
As it turns out, the whole 'sin' thing is a matter of coincidence. When a human cuts loose their restraints and has fun - be that with a party, a makeout session, or even a simple board game - the act of fulfilling their basic human craving for enjoyment releases endorphins and other chemicals that trigger the parts of the brain that control pleasure. The succubi are naturally tuned to these chemicals and are capable of feeding off of them.
A succubus is able to feed off of 'good vibes' merely by being in close proximity (less than ten feet) from the person experiencing enjoyment. This is one of the reasons succubi enjoy throwing parties - they are gatherings of multiple people, dozens, maybe even hundreds, and all of them are there to have fun. Succubi are generally well-fed after a good party, and can go without further vibe feedings for quite a while. Uncharacteristically, some succubi, particularly younger ones, may even have to excuse themselves during a particularly large and intense party, lest they become overloaded with good vibes. A tolerance is built up over time, allowing more experienced succubi to throw larger and larger shindigs.
"Good Vibes"
Morgan and Lily can keep themselves alive by eating and drinking like normal humans, but it is vital for their diet to include soul energy as well lest they become sick or depressed. Succubi such as themselves are said to 'feed off sin', but the truth is somewhat more complicated. As it turns out, the whole 'sin' thing is a matter of coincidence. When a human cuts loose their restraints and has fun - be that with a party, a makeout session, or even a simple board game - the act of fulfilling their basic human craving for enjoyment releases endorphins and other chemicals that trigger the parts of the brain that control pleasure. The succubi are naturally tuned to these chemicals and are capable of feeding off of them.
How To Feed On Vibes
A succubus is able to feed off of 'good vibes' merely by being in close proximity (less than ten feet) from the person experiencing enjoyment. This is one of the reasons succubi enjoy throwing parties - they are gatherings of multiple people, dozens, maybe even hundreds, and all of them are there to have fun. Succubi are generally well-fed after a good party, and can go without further vibe feedings for quite a while. Uncharacteristically, some succubi, particularly younger ones, may even have to excuse themselves during a particularly large and intense party, lest they become overloaded with good vibes. A tolerance is built up over time, allowing more experienced succubi to throw larger and larger shindigs.
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