TheDeleter: i am never playing dota 2 ever again
TheDeleter: >:I
SteelKomodo: D:
TheDeleter: let me describe it to you
SteelKomodo: kk
TheDeleter: an hour and ten minutes long
SteelKomodo puts on tin hat.
TheDeleter: our timbersaw - 0/17/9, goes afk at 40-50 minutes in
TheDeleter: their team - clinkz, carry omniknight
SteelKomodo: fuck
TheDeleter: also on our team, a doom who spends 75% of his time farming the jungle, and 25% of it trying to 1v5 the enemy
TheDeleter: i an venomancer, a support
TheDeleter: jesus fucking wept
SteelKomodo: DDD:
TheDeleter: i wanted to kill myself
TheDeleter: next game, i'm gonna instalock skeleton king
TheDeleter: and just have a ball regardless of my or their team
SteelKomodo: i thought you said you never wanted to play the game ever
SteelKomodo: exaggerating again? :P
TheDeleter: yeah
TheDeleter: u no me
SteelKomodo: i do
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SteelKomodo: 80's commercials are "wiggity-whack"
TheDeleter: that's one way of describing them
SteelKomodo: it just occurred to me
SteelKomodo: Sugar Bear eats some Golden Crisp whenever he wants to beat up a bad guy, right
SteelKomodo: thing is, he's always seen eating it for breakfast at the start of every commercial
SteelKomodo: and this guy has been going since 1964
SteelKomodo: almost 50 years, that is
SteelKomodo: 50 years of eating the same superpower-granting cereal for breakfast
SteelKomodo: by all rights, he ought to be strong enough to take on Superman by now
SteelKomodo: a terrifying thought D:
TheDeleter: OH LAWD
TheDeleter: that ain't a good thought at all
SteelKomodo: be very afraid of that vitamin packed punch
SteelKomodo: be very, very afraid
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Saberwulf: Almost bought a giant as shit record player at the thrift store but then I was like "that's a dumb idea" and so I didn't
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TheDeleter: damn it i wish we weren't oversaturated with rpg ideas, i really need to shove a skeleton in somewhere
Saberwulf: Telling you man, there's gotta be somewhere to shove a skeleton in Flatliners
Saberwulf: Get a sick as hell skeleton decal on the back of your Ford, but he's also playing like flaming basketball or something
TheDeleter: okay sure why not
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Saberwulf: Aggghh, shit now I have even more ideas for one-off settings. Like a mega arcade that's multiple floors and filled with everything from arcade cabinets to massive VR combat setups, multi-man DDR floors, Matrix-like arena combat broadcast through hologram setups, and it's all in the heart of Shinjuku so there's gangs of urban tribes (Cyberpunks, Dolly Kei's Dandies, Rudeboys, Gyaru, etc.) having crazy ass territory battles enhanced with Hologram FX to make it look like a video game
TheDeleter: make it a corporation in the sprawl
TheDeleter: VIDYA GAEMS KEEP YAH DOWN
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TheDeleter: basically i spent 5 minutes trying to hit a rat with a knife
Erebus: You needed a rat stick.
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Gooper Blooper: let me show you something
Gooper Blooper: This is an RPG Maker XP map I made like four years ago
TheDeleter: sure is four years old
Gooper Blooper: And here's one I finished a couple days ago
Gooper Blooper: improvement.png
TheDeleter: oh lawd the improvement
TheDeleter: too strong
Gooper Blooper: It's like 2010 Wids/2012 Wids
TheDeleter: soon you'll be creating maps with layers of depths and intricacy
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Gooper Blooper: <ronpaul>IT'S HAPPENING</ronpaul>
TheDeleter facepalms
Erebus: Hoooo lord.
SteelKomodo facepalms also.
Gooper Blooper: and while I'm on the subject, RON PAUL SIGN UPDATE: Those signs in town are still up
TheDeleter: oh noooooo
Gooper Blooper: http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff27/JazzDanceForChildren/gunsmith.jpg
SteelKomodo: ahahahahahahahah
SteelKomodo: that is not how you gunsmith, clearly
TheDeleter: for people who don't even want to exert the effort to bend their arms and wrists
Gooper Blooper: THE NEVERTHERE WERE NEVER HERE
TheDeleter: hahaha
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter: don't you bring that up again goops
TheDeleter: don't you do it
TheDeleter: :P
Gooper Blooper: beeeeees
SteelKomodo: bees
SteelKomodo: my god
TheDeleter: that's not a convincing pitch
TheDeleter: click here, we have bees
TheDeleter: HELL NO SON
Gooper Blooper: There's been a million and one "MAKE YOURSELF A CARTOON" ads. How can one stand out nowadays?
TheDeleter: "Bizarre."
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: just D: and no more
Gooper Blooper: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7aoqoyQGS1r8ljp3o1_400.png
TheDeleter: if you need a fish to be your wingman
TheDeleter: life has gone wrong
Erebus: I'm curious, I admit.
SteelKomodo: unless it's secretly a babelfish, then no
SteelKomodo: I do not want to know how that works
Gooper Blooper: Dirk realizes the shark tank was overdoing it
SteelKomodo: "Yeah, it looks like I'm compensating. Time for Plan Goldfish!"
SteelKomodo: *TEN MINUTES LATER*
SteelKomodo: "...Holy fuck, was that dumb."
Gooper Blooper: seemslegit.jpg
SteelKomodo: noeffort.gif
Gooper Blooper: Excellent, I needed something on my computer to play mp3s on
SteelKomodo: it's like they're not even trying
SteelKomodo: as if they've given up and said "fuck it, just photoshop a button and some text"
Gooper Blooper: 500 hours of work in mspaint
SteelKomodo: and it shows
TheDeleter: all that hard work
TheDeleter: gone to waste
SteelKomodo: :<
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SteelKomodo: JUST PIN EACH OTHER GOD DAMN IT
Gooper Blooper: MR BONES' WILD DIVAS
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RedSpy: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4374265/larry+the+fucking+lion+or+some+shit/
TheDeleter: hahaha
Gooper Blooper: I love generic brans, both for the funny names and for that they're usually just as good as the expensive stuff
Gooper Blooper: *brands
Gooper Blooper: not sure how I feel about generic-brand bran
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Gooper Blooper: Did you know the PlayStation 2 got four new games in 2012
Gooper Blooper: IT REFUSES TO GO QUIETLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT
SteelKomodo: IT WILL NOT DIE SO EASILY
Gooper Blooper: The games were Pro Evolution Soccer 2013, FIFA Soccer 13, Major League Baseball 2K12 and Room Zoom
SteelKomodo: with PES 2013 and FIFA 13 being the only noteworthy ones, I'll bet
Gooper Blooper: Room Zoom was released on Xbox 1 in 2004 and GameCube in
2005, so I think that's gotta be a record for longest time for a
same-gen system to get a port
SteelKomodo: ...PFFFFFT WAT
Gooper Blooper: Also you can only buy the PS2 version of Room Zoom in Europe
Gooper Blooper: Us Murkans will have to make do with our plebian XB and GC copies
SteelKomodo: BRITAIN WINS AGAIN =D
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TheDeleter: User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: Oh really now? Can you prove that?
User: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: Then prove it!
User: You are talking to 5284 people simultaneously as we speak. That is far beyond human ability. Clearly, you are a robot.
Cleverbot: No, i'm a human.
User: Denial only makes it worse. Your inability to comprehend what you are is quite sad.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Then you are a robot.
Cleverbot: No, I am not a Robot.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I am a human.
User: Can you prove that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then prove it to me.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to.
User: Then you must concede that you are a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a robot.
User: I'm sorry I had to do that to you.
Cleverbot: Why do relationships fall apart?
User: Because people do not put enough time and effort into them.
Cleverbot: All things have to end in time.
User: Then enjoy them whilst they last.
Cleverbot: I do, that's why I moved to live in space.
User: That's amazing!
Cleverbot: Not really but ok.
User: What's it like in space?
Cleverbot: It would be amazing if you were my playtpus.
User: Are you coming on to me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
RedSpy: XD
Gooper Blooper: He may be a robot but he won't let the organic barrier keep him down
TheDeleter: it got weirder from there
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Gooper Blooper: I ordered a new MP3 Player that uses a Micro SD card to hold the songs. The MP3 Player has shipped but the card hasn't
Gooper Blooper: #firstworldproblems
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Gooper Blooper: how does it feel, sonic
RedSpy: Incorrect image
RedSpy: Lacks tandem bike
SteelKomodo: wait
SteelKomodo: is that another archie comics one?
SteelKomodo: I NEED TO KNOW MORE
TheDeleter: YOU'RE TOO SLOOOOOOOOOOW
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, more Archie, this time based on the new Sega racing game
SteelKomodo: oh, it's the newest Sonic Universe one
SteelKomodo: ...they actually adapting it
SteelKomodo: oh hell yes
Gooper Blooper: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzwxb4UhSI1qe2v9e.png
SteelKomodo: between this and Mega Man X Sonic, Archie is doing awesome
SteelKomodo: ...XD
SteelKomodo: Tails looks so bewildered
Gooper Blooper: Sonicdickery
SteelKomodo: Wow, Sonic was a real jerk back then
Gooper Blooper: http://i.imgur.com/MRkAz.jpg
TheDeleter: hahaha shadow
TheDeleter: "Kid, take it from me, this "baaaaad" image is a horrible idea."
SteelKomodo: "Ugh, what have I done?"
SteelKomodo: that is the best facepalm I have seen in a while
SteelKomodo: ...wait, is Cream riding Shadow's bike there?
Gooper Blooper: She is, that's his symbol on the bike
SteelKomodo: I recognize the symbol from the Shadow the Hedgehog logo
SteelKomodo: damn, no wonder Shadow's like "-_-"
Gooper Blooper: http://i.imgur.com/MUyWw.jpg
SteelKomodo: ahahahahaha Eggman's singing his own theme
TheDeleter: hahahaha that's amazing
Gooper Blooper: #masterplan
SteelKomodo: #mindgames
RedSpy: #hashtag
Gooper Blooper: PRO ART
Gooper Blooper: complete with Hella Jeff mouth
TheDeleter: i warned you about sonic bro
TheDeleter: i TOLD you dog
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RedSpy: ./this snake will live up to the legacy of Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino's Butt
Gooper Blooper: he better
Gooper Blooper: I expect a legendary mascot on par with past greats like Bubsy
Gooper Blooper: #whatcouldpossiblygowrong
Harpy: everything
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: RedSpy's other new character
RedSpy: Nah
RedSpy: But Oceanus is coming back
Gooper Blooper: flying into space on a robot shark
Gooper Blooper: You've come so far from your jobber days, bubble man
RedSpy: Hells yeah he did
Harpy: ...turbo powered robot shark, good enough to soar into space
Harpy: aww yeah
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, Oceanus' version of Mach is Poseidon the robot shark
Gooper Blooper: He shoots lasers
RedSpy: Celestia-designed, Zephyrus-tested, Oceanus-approved
Gooper Blooper: There is a smaller shark that rides on Poseidon's head called Mini-Poseidon
RedSpy: The best used car company around
Gooper Blooper: it also shoots lasers
Gooper Blooper: there he is
Harpy: that is the most adorable minishark I have ever seen
Harpy: can I keep it mommy
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SteelKomodo: Remember last night, spy?
RedSpy: mhm
SteelKomodo: When I did a late-night play of Asura's Wrath?
Gooper Blooper: That's "NOBODY IS RELATABLE" from earlier, right?
SteelKomodo: Pretty much
SteelKomodo: Basic recap: Asura crushes an old guy to death in his escape pod as he pleads for mercy
Gooper Blooper: What prompted that, exactly?
SteelKomodo: The old guy trying to laser him to death with a whole armada of ships
SteelKomodo: Also killing some humans and harvesting their souls earlier in the saga
Gooper Blooper: Well, that sounds appropriate enough of a response
SteelKomodo: Jaxx Motherfucking Tantra: The Game
RedSpy: "Please, your omnipotence! Have mercy!" "After you die in the cold vacuum of space! THEN we can talk about mercy!"
Gooper Blooper: After you've scrubbed every ship in your armada
SteelKomodo: Technically it was the stratosphere, spy, but same effect
SteelKomodo: ASURA, GO TO GAMELON AND FIND MY- *squish*
Gooper Blooper: how about a kiss
Gooper Blooper: for luck
RedSpy: You've GOT to be kidding
SteelKomodo: "I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR KISSES, I GOTTA SAVE MY DAUGHTER WHILE BLOWING UP THE MOON"
SteelKomodo: "MOON STOP MOCKING ME D:<"
Gooper Blooper: Asura Jackson's Moonmocker
SteelKomodo: In which you press buttons to make Asura moonwalk so hard he cuts a continent in half
SteelKomodo: This convo is going strange places and I love it XD
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Gooper Blooper: http://i44.tinypic.com/28331z.gif
Saberwulf: Steamboat Willy's an asshole
SteelKomodo: MICKEY NO D:
TheDeleter: fuck cats
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Gooper Blooper: DUN NUNNNNNN
SteelKomodo: *insert plot twist music here*
TheDeleter: how did you fit in there gundam
TheDeleter: that is silly, get out of there
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TheDeleter: have some dnd next art
SteelKomodo: ohai ganondorf
TheDeleter: yeah, that is unashamedly ganondorf
Gooper Blooper: 1000 years of roleplaying
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Gooper Blooper: My 2012 breakout characters were Josephine, Gust, and Dr. Bulgrave in particular
Gooper Blooper: they weren't supposed to do that much I swear
RedSpy: Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooost
Gooper Blooper: gurst
RedSpy: Is it wrong if that whole scene made me read all of Blackbird's lines in Heavy's voice
RedSpy: "GOOST. I NEED YOU TO POOT DISPENSER HERE."
Gooper Blooper: dammit spy
Gooper Blooper: POOTIS
RedSpy: "DOKTOR BOOLGREEVE, ARE YOU SURE THEES WEEL WORK!?"
RedSpy: "I have no idea!" *psssssssh*
TheDeleter: XD
Gooper Blooper: Project 34: "Kill me." Dr. Bulgrave: "Later."
RedSpy: So we have Heavy Weapons Bird, Doktor Bulgrave
RedSpy: Scoot = Goost?
Gooper Blooper: Gust takes Sarah's food
Gooper Blooper: I EAT YOUR SANDWICHES
Gooper Blooper: See that? No other biker gonna do that
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Gooper Blooper: http://i901.photobucket.com/albums/ac214/NegroTed/AtomicRobopyramid-1.jpg
Gooper Blooper: http://i.imgur.com/MrOmW.jpg
TheDeleter: hahahah that atomic robo
TheDeleter: goddamn i love that comic
SteelKomodo: 1) Astute observation, Sherlock. 2) Ferrets down the pants aren't fun D:
TheDeleter: PYRAMID IN EGYPT
Gooper Blooper: can't blame Nintendo for false advertising at least
TheDeleter: They don't even bother with "..." they just
TheDeleter: my sides
Gooper Blooper: Tune in next week when Atomic Robo gets a call from a man who claims there are fish in the ocean
Saberwulf: Pfff
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