Tuesday, December 29, 2020

What Got Cut From Dark Matter Plot?

A lot.

But no, really. My main 2020 plot was always intended to be smaller in size than The Curse despite the increased stakes, but even with that in mind, the massive plot logjam we wound up with in the second half of the season, one of the most intense ever despite the low overall post count of the season, ensured I had to keep Dark Matter trimmed down to the basics. If it hadn't been for the plot's collaborative nature, Dark Matter might not have left much of an impact, but the events from other users kept the plot going when I was unable to squeeze in any events (I managed just one Dark Matter plot in July, one in August, two in September, and the three-day finale in October.)

As a result, a ton of content was cut from the plot, as I scaled even further back from my original plans. Most of it was Kirby-related content I cut in favor of focusing on alternate dimension Kobbers, as I felt that was on the whole the more interesting angle. Kracko and Miracle Matter were non-negotiable, however - these two Kirby bosses are near and dear to my heart. Let's go into why.

Miracle Matter is the easy one to explain. Aside from the Kirby 64 connection, Miracle Matter was also set up earlier in the year as the method to get Bree to slip in a Dark Matter representative, that being Miracle the Ditto. I couldn't very well cut Bree's only representation in the plot, and really didn't want to, either, considering the status I was planning to assign to Miracle as being the most powerful of the vassals due to the Dark Star Kobbers being unable to keep up with its' rapid shapeshifting. (Side note: We would have had an extra round of combat against Miracle where she turned into various Kirby bosses I'd had to cut from the plot, but I cut that round of battle as well when people figured out her deal early in the fight.)

Kracko is a personal one. On another forum I used to frequent way back before ZFRP took off, I was the author of a Paper Mario-themed fanfiction that, while juvenile and crude by my current writing standards, I will always owe a debt to, because it was how I first got the courage to start writing and posting things online and joining a community instead of being at the fringes. The fanfic was received well by my peers, to the point I'd built up a minor cult of personality around myself. One of the most ridiculous results of this was a user joining the forum with a username nigh-identical to my own, which they took specifically out of admiration of me. This was flattering and all, but the resulting name confusion bothered me, and rather than ask this person to change their username, I did my own change, and shifted from one minor Nintendo boss to another, going under the username "Kracko" for a while in the mid-2000s. As a result of using him as my name and avatar, I felt a connection to this silly recurring Kirby boss, and so when I decided to do a Kirby plot, I knew I simply had to integrate him into the proceedings.

So, about those cut characters... 

Friday, December 25, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 377: Call Me Ishmael

pizza o’ clock: I overslept this morning
pizza o’ clock: you could set my morning to the saved by the bell theme and it would be accurate

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RubyChao: here is a fun fact
RubyChao: that will make you all feel old
RubyChao: today i taught pitohui about Half-Life: Full Life Consequences
Gooper Blooper: pitohui has wepon
Draco: I forgot Pitohui is in diapers.
RubyChao: [4:45 PM] Hooded Pitohui: I hate (read: enjoy) how much the choice of music and the camera panning at the "Saver of humens" segment makes this feel like a serious ending.
It's great after so much time watching this glorious steaming pile of meme garbage.

Draco: Full Life Consequences starring Biscotti

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pizza o’ clock: I just read that chatzy madness
pizza o’ clock: and jrm you need to explain what the fuck the Jailers are
pizza o’ clock: because the name alone is giving me the shivers
pizza o’ clock: Like i know it’s a story you told your step nephew to keep him quiet but
pizza o’ clock: what did you tell him about the jailers
Jumpropeman: I don't remember too much of what was said, but the Jailers watch and listen for bad little kids who break the rules and come scoop them up and throw them in the old-fashioned kind of prison with iron bars.
pizza o’ clock: That’s some premium nightmare fuel right there
Jumpropeman: I wonder if he even remembers, I haven't seen him in ages
pizza o’ clock: I c
Jumpropeman: because the Jailers scooped him up obviously
Deleton King: thats some dr who villain material right there
Deleton King: chatzy madness confirms harp's cat is sprinkles

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Draco: When I downloaded Opera on my new PC, it came with a built-in VPN. Because of that VPN, I just got to see a Dutch drill commercial.
Jumpropeman: lucky draco D: I don't get ANY drill commercials
Draco: Someday you'll get to go to Spatula City, I promise.
Jumpropeman: is that where Spongebob gets his spatula in the first episode of The 'Bob
Draco: The holy site, yes.

Monday, December 7, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 376: But Why, Though

(Re: Elliott's epilogue)

Draco: "They're good for business but my life doesn't revolve around them!" <- It does revolve around Citrus though.
Jungle Book 2 on Disney DVD: Someones gotta keep those breadheads in check!
Violet: breadheads, haaa

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Miserable Sheep sees video titled: "A Witch's Spiritual Hoedown [Bonus Footage] [VHS]"
Miserable Sheep: Tempting.
Miserable Sheep: you're supposed to unspook it though
Violet: you're not supposed to unspook it
Miserable Sheep: unspook it you're supposed to though
Violet: okay yoda.

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Jumpropeman joined the chat
Jumpropeman: i return in human form
thanksgivel: I'm not convinced
Draco: Me neither. Looks a bit...stretchy.
Jumpropeman browses at a thrift store but doesn't buy anything
Violet: that sounds like me
Jumpropeman: are you a human?
Violet: i window shop in more places than thrift stores
Violet: almost wrote "thrist stores"
Violet: which looks like "thirst stores"
Jumpropeman: Thirst Stores
Violet: so... dollar tree
thanksgivel: she's a Harpy, jrm
Jumpropeman: dang
Jumpropeman: my cover blown
Jumpropeman makes a nest out of string and human flesh? I'm new at this
thanksgivel puts a "You Tried" star on the nest
Draco: Harpy is secretly a creature of the Fey Wilds. RP is her way of dousing us in almost-lethal levels of cuteness.
Violet: i pledge my allegiance to the winter court, in an attempt to warm people's hearts
Violet: and also maybe overdo it.
Jumpropeman: I hadn't seen Brine's new cool ladies!
Violet: like gentle snowflakes turning into a dump of a snowstorm
Violet: its in his profiles now?
Jumpropeman: which one do I need to get unreasonably attached to this time
Jumpropeman: yup!
Violet: noice
Jumpropeman: I'm leaning toward Chunor
Draco: Goops and I already discussed which one DeMonde is adopting this year.
Jumpropeman: Game Gear's offseason misadventures as a stepmom: "You kids wanna play games together?" "Nah, not really." "Shit I'm out of ideas"
Violet: puppies...
Violet: or squidie...
Draco: It's okay, Game Gear. They're Nintendo Kids.

Tuesday, November 24, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 375: Alfred Hitchcock, Original Shitposter

 Jumpropeman: new bartender?
Draco: Heck....that's way better than mine. D:
Jumpropeman: I don't see yours doing midair splits BI
Draco: No, this is true. :(
Draco: And look at that bar! So clean!

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Jumpropeman: "Appearance
Blond mohawk (A Goofy Movie), buzzcut (An Extremely Goofy Movie), sunglasses, necklace with a gold triangle, ear piercing, white T-shirt (green in "An Extremely Goofy Movie"), shorts (pants in "An Extremely Goofy Movie"), and sandals (shoes in "An Extremely Goofy Movie")"

Jumpropeman: disney wiki on point with Bobby's wardrobe

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Hooded Pitohui: My PROPS to JRM, for being a fellow willing to genuinely come back after a highly active season and writing 100 Fites to put forth the effort needed to give a living piece of candy a well-written, respectful death.
Jumpropeman: thank you pitohui! I must have tapped a vein too personal while writing this because it got me to tears
Hooded Pitohui: You made me tear up a little, too, so it's not just you, though I'm a sentimentalist anyways. You really gave this fellow a fitting ending.
Draco: My goodness, what an emotional scene! ;o;
Hooded Pitohui: srspost - which, unless JRM has a surprise in store, I think wraps it up
Hooded Pitohui: My thanks to you, JRM, for this epilogue!
Jumpropeman: thank you pitohui. The scene was about Yellow, but it was for Hermes
Hooded Pitohui: It was, truly! I'm glad to say that, after all of this, Hermes and Kino will be back in S11, hopefully with the both of them getting more individual moments and chances to play off of other characters.
Jumpropeman: oh! That's good to hear!
RubyChao: god fucking dammit you two
RubyChao: you made a legitimately strongly emotional scene out of a living piece of candy and a talking motorcycle
RubyChao: zfrp at its finest
Jumpropeman: it's not about what they are chao, but who they are
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: APPROACHING FEELS BARRIER
Sumalee: was reading this epilogue before i came back in here and
Sumalee: i'm crying over a peanut m&m...
Jumpropeman: me too harp
Sumalee: you've seen crying over an old lady and a hermit crab, now witness crying over a talking motorcycle and an m&m!
Gooper Blooper: he approached the sound barrier, harpy
Gooper Blooper: he did it.
Sumalee: STOP I CAN'T SEE IT IN THE SAME JOKEY WAY ANYMORE
Sumalee: you've ruined this meme and it hurts my heart
Draco: I gotta step up my game. You're next, Bag of Chips.
Gooper Blooper: and hermes will cast his gaze into the sky, see his friend among the stars, and say
Gooper Blooper: "look, a nut"
Sumalee: i'm glad i swallowed my coffee.
RubyChao: that's what happened to me too, harpy
RubyChao: the meme just isn't the same...
Sumalee: this meme... is sacred.
Sumalee: i'm glad i experienced this very epilogue without distractions.

Tuesday, November 10, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 374: Throw The Butt Casually

(Re: Halloween costumes)

LaptopDraco: Nobody is going to react to DeMonde telling Gale she has to dress up as a Nintendo thing tomorrow? jk
Jumpropeman: Game Gear walks in as a Game Boy Advance
LaptopDraco: Perfect! :V
Jumpropeman: Master System dresses as the Virtual Boy too
Jumpropeman: mostly because she wants to be ignored
LaptopDraco: Too late. She appeared and had dialogue. We love her now.

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LaptopDraco: "You've got such a handsome forehead, Ravio! I'd like to see it more often~" <- Saturn's disgusting fetish emerges at last. jk
Jumpropeman: Saturn loves to flirt but is unsure how to confront the idea of being in an actual relationship!

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RubyChao: i am going to Crash
RubyChao: just
RubyChao: megaflop
RubyChao: right after halloween rp
RubyChao: and then i can do things like epilogues!
RubyChao: but first, flopping.

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Muffet Sheep gears grinding
Muffet Sheep: Darn, I meant to have the raccoons take bets on the fites
Muffet Sheep: oh well
Jumpropeman: well when they all end in friendship no one will get a prize
LaptopDraco: Hey, still time for it. We've got...by generous estimates...six hours?
LaptopDraco: Maybe nine
Muffet Sheep posts BK doing a backflip
LaptopDraco: Perfect!
LaptopDraco: And he backflips all the way to Agama.
Muffet Sheep: BK will not be coming to Agama
LaptopDraco: Agama will be coming to BK?! 8D
Muffet Sheep: We'll see if I hold to it, but I'm intending to cut down on appearances from prior character hanger-ons in Agama next year
LaptopDraco: Oh no! I thought Blanket was a shoo-in for a return!

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The Bree joined the chat
The Bree: hi!
The Bree: frands <3
Jumpropeman: hello bree!
Jumpropeman: happy hallowbreen
The Bree: ah, my favorite day of the yearrr
The Bree: that inexplicable 24-hour period where you can... poke komachi in the tum and hear her make the sound like the pillsbury doughboy!
The Bree: no, wait, that's my second favorite. oh right, the one where everyone in RP wears nifty costumes and goes spoop in the night!
Muffet Sheep: I don't remember that holiday...
The Bree: speaking of nifty, what's niftu
Muffet Sheep: A potato
The Bree: *inb4 niftu's costume is "a god damn nap" like hina's*
The Bree: potato also very appropriate!
Jumpropeman: sheep beat me to it
Muffet Sheep: The Elcor has gone as a sumo table
Jumpropeman: i should just have sheep do my costumes
Jumpropeman: he's 2 for 2!

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The Bree: was googling to doublecheck spelling of "schwarzenegger" (like, AHNOLD) but accidentally portmanteau'd it with terminator, typed "schwarzenator"
harpy: nailed it

Saturday, October 31, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 373: Yogi Bear Is My Boss

The Deleter: I kinda love that we have lovingly rendered breath of the wild link and byleth and joker
The Deleter: And banjo even
The Deleter: And then here's programmer-art-ass steve
The Deleter: Who can barely move
Jumpropeman: I'm so glad he's stiff as a board
The Deleter: Looks like garbage
all hallows ivel: that's how I felt about Game & Watch :U
The Deleter: And apparently is a stone cold killer
Jumpropeman: I like that if they look up you even see that black patch where there's no texture
all hallows ivel: Steve and Villager hang out, clearly
Jumpropeman: it's shocking how close to Just Minecraft it can look when you're Steve in the Minecraft stage
Jumpropeman: I kinda wish his reveal had been that. Just something at that Minecraft convention with Steve running around, nothing looks unusual... then Donkey Kong just bumbles into frame

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all hallows ivel: Prodigious 36 lbs Lot of Pez Dispensers
Current Price: $153.00
Minimum Bid: $154.00

all hallows ivel: uh...
Jumpropeman: I like their choice of adjective
all hallows ivel: but of course, it IS a PRODIGIOUS lot

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Misty Sheep: "The Sega Hard Girls are a set of characters where women have outfits based on the different consoles Sega manufactured back when it was still in the hardware game."
Misty Sheep: Sound like a buncha WEIRDOS
Misty Sheep: "Rather than having traditional difficulty settings, you unlock plans as you go, these options sometimes being as small as determining whether or not you can see the eyebrows of the main cast through their hair"
Misty Sheep: Okay.
Jumpropeman: while I understand why art has eyes/eyebrows visible through hair, I've personally never liked the look
Jumpropeman: I actually edited the art Setz did of Gysel to undo the eyebrows you could see through her hair :V
MobileDraco: 😱
MobileDraco: Butcher!
Misty Sheep: You do realize
Misty Sheep: You can never make fun of Goops and noses again
Jumpropeman: I'm making images MORE realistic!

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Jumpropeman: so, I've quadruple checked it, but it appears The Game Hoard is in the first page of results when you google a little game called Helltaker
Misty Sheep: Never heard of it
Gooper Blooper: ...how
RubyChao: holy shit it is
Jumpropeman: I have no idea why spam emails keep acting like getting front page of google is hard-
Misty Sheep: That is a surprise
MAGIC: wow!
RubyChao: link
Gooper Blooper: Steam, Know Your Meme, Wikipedia, The Helltaker Wiki... and Game Hoard
Jumpropeman: why am I above Escapist
MAGIC: above metacritic
Jumpropeman: why am I above METACRITIC
MAGIC: because
MAGIC: u quality
Gooper Blooper: you beat TV Tropes, too
Gooper Blooper: And vanripper's twitter
MAGIC: i mean it has to beat it in clicks and all i'd assume
RubyChao: but jrm
RubyChao: does this make you as proud as being the top result
RubyChao: for DRACULA, CRAZY VAMPIRE
Jumpropeman: that will always have a spot in my heart

Wednesday, October 14, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 372: Thrive, Bratty Egg

Jumpropeman: the only people as excited for bread as ZFRP characters are
Gooper Blooper: beautiful

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Mel Returns was timed out
Mobile Draco: Mel did not return.

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Jumpropeman: did Betty or Kalcyon stick around outside?
Jumpropeman: Maya's giving Grab some coins for the phone but isn't sure if he can reach the coin slot :V
Gooper Blooper: In my post, Stella goes back outside and gets the scoop from Maya
Jumpropeman: that works!
Gooper Blooper: the catbot cannot reach the coin slot :V
Jumpropeman: oh
Jumpropeman: that doesn't works!
Mop Sheep: Kalcyon's already been stripped for parts and put up on concrete blocks
Gooper Blooper: it is smol
Jumpropeman: they'll pile on top of each other
Mop Sheep: I can't believe a coin slot defeated the Kobbers
Mop Sheep: It all ends here
Mop Sheep: They had a good run
Gooper Blooper: well I mean all Chao has to do is respond to JRM :V
Mop Sheep: Choa, if your presence is with us, knock twice!
Jumpropeman: the suspense is killing me!
Mop Sheep: Deb tries to put the money in
Mop Sheep: Accidentally uses the drill hand
RubyChao: hi
RubyChao: sorry, multitasking
RubyChao: let me catch up
RubyChao: something that's been long-running finished up on my other forum
Jumpropeman: over on that forum they were struggling to reach a coin slot too
Jumpropeman: it's basically what chao's good for these days
RubyChao: i'd say kalcyon stayed outside, betty was inside
Jumpropeman: but can HE reach it
Mop Sheep: I put him under one of the legs of my coffee table to keep it steady
RubyChao: i mean
RubyChao: he's very tall
RubyChao: so probably
Mop Sheep: Then it turns out he's TOO tall and his robot body is to inflexible to reach down-
Bree: why IS kalcyon so tall, that wasn't his height as a human was it
RubyChao: nah
Bree: new headcanon, kalcyon was quite small as a human and when he became a robot he just went MAXIMUM LORGE
RubyChao: it was basically a side effect of the various other weapons and such
RubyChao: need the space for all that
RubyChao: scale up the body
Bree: no
Bree: I refuse
Bree: kalcyon just wanted to be thicc
Mop Sheep: A lot of people say "I wish I was taller".
Mop Sheep: Kalcyon just made it happen
Bree: like a football linebacker but made entirely of metal
Bree: the weapons were an afterthought, like "shit we got all this space, might as well put something useful in it"
Jumpropeman: Kalcyon as a human had a huge head but a baby's body
RubyChao: also i'm not sure i'll be able to focus for a while longer so
RubyChao: i'm just gonna let you guys borrow betty and kalcyon for now
RubyChao: thanks!
Mop Sheep: Seeya, Chao
Jumpropeman: that fool, leaving them in my care!
Jumpropeman: I'll make Kalcyon's baby body canon!

Friday, September 25, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 371: Pelswick RP Rises Again

Meticulous Sheep: Plots were a mistake.
Meticulous Sheep grumbles in the post mines

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Jumpropeman: "Look for a lizard with a big... smile" is that what they call it
Meticulous Sheep: I swear, Blanket was just trying to find a nicer way to say Maya has a face that's mostly mouth!

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SalvagerDraco: link
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Meticulous Sheep: A very specific message
SalvagerDraco: Emma Drachen defeats Deathborn on Reddit.

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Jumpropeman: follow up on burning Woodsy Owl to ashes: someone made a catchy tune about it
Jumpropeman: sadly, I have not found any clips of Woodsy being burned as of yet
SteelKomodo: only a matter of time though :P

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Meticulous Sheep: "Let me remind you that the Green Hell Zone has existed for less than a decade"
Meticulous Sheep: An excellent point!
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, I wasn't gonna let the Forgotlings go all "OUR ANCIENT 2016 CULTURE, OUR PRECIOUS 2015 ARTIFACTS"
RubyChao: hey hey hey goops
RubyChao: hey
RubyChao: do NOT diss the cultural significant and heritage of Be Cool Scooby-Doo
Gooper Blooper preciously cradles a Norm Of The North DVD
Gooper Blooper: ancient tales of the ancestors
Draco: wao
Jumpropeman: dang &oomers
Meticulous Sheep: GHZoomers

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Jumpropeman: one thing I enjoy about looking up reviews for games I've reviewed
Jumpropeman: is reading people say like "Fishing Derby for Atari 2600 has better animation than a Saturday morning cartoon"
Gooper Blooper: Hahaha yeah contemporary reviews are a great time capsule
Jumpropeman: link
Gooper Blooper: truly warner brothers quality
Jumpropeman: this puts Care Bears to shame
Jumpropeman: also spoilers for a review you'll see in like December
Jumpropeman: get hype for that Fishing Derby review!
Gooper Blooper: I haven't been this excited since Waku Waku Sweets!

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Jumpropeman: "rarr and stuff..."
Jumpropeman: "Stoooop"
Jumpropeman: now this gorgo is scary but not for the right reasons
Gooper Blooper: gorgo 2021?
Jumpropeman: bitch you know i might
Draco: Not if I Gorgo first! >:U
Draco makes Gorgo a Salvager.

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Jumpropeman: 🌚

Friday, September 11, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 370: Incinerated Beyond All Recognition

Derpderp: *puts saturn hype away*
Derpderp: *throws troy in the dumpster*
Derpderp: i sleep

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Mystified Sheep: Gotta stop doing plots...
Mystified Sheep grumble complain moan
Jumpropeman: that's what we tell ourselves isn't it
Jumpropeman: I said I'd never megaplot again

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Jumpropeman: "You play a boy in his puberty"
Jumpropeman: no
Jumpropeman: no I do not

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Jumpropeman: might add people in the eventual srs depending on the situation
Jumpropeman: *nails a big NO SATURN TODAY sign over the plot*
RubyChao: :(
Draco: Guess nobody's attending then. :I
RubyChao: can't believe you'd deny us saturn rescuing the shirtless hunk
Jumpropeman: he never called
Draco: How do you know? Maybe he had an X-Large with Sausage and Mushrooms.
Jumpropeman: "constantly sarcastic and aloof, but if someone is trying to be funny, she can't help but chime in. Compliments embarrass her. She tries to act tough"
Jumpropeman: this is what the hard girls game pretends Saturn is
Jumpropeman: even though she doesn't act that way in the game V:
Draco: It's why she didn't appear in RP until the other Hard Girls. She forgot she wasn't actually constantly sarcastic and aloof.
RubyChao: remind me
RubyChao: did she have... any of those traits in the game
Jumpropeman: the only moment she has shown personality is when in battle she says "The headliner has arrived!" in reference to herself
Jumpropeman: everything else is from the same stock as the other hard girls save game gear who is actually lazy
RubyChao: i think the problem is what harpy mentioned
RubyChao: they're collectively playing the straight men to the wacky antics of the nepcrew (plus iffy and segami)
RubyChao: game gear gets off easy because nepgear was the straight man of the nepcrew to begin with
Jumpropeman: it's strange because you'd think the nepcrew were being used to draw attention to the hard girls, not the other way around
RubyChao: i know, right?

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Draco: New office assistant.
Jumpropeman: garsp!
Jumpropeman: finally someone to keep that yohane in check!
Draco: Her photo gimmick will be bags of chips.
Draco: Haunted Sanae doll eats your Scoritos, drinks your Mt. Dufe, and beats your Super Gem Fighter Mini Mix high score.

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Bree: did the zeldofamily name their nobu "pudge"?
Draco: Yes.
Draco: Because I couldn't think of a better nickname for a Nobu who is basically now their housecat.
Bree: excellent
Bree: fat nobu is a fun mental image :V
Bree: (I'm only assuming pudge is fat but I mean...)
Jumpropeman: Fat Nobu is ball shaped
Jumpropeman: put her in a cannon for the next nobu war
Gooper Blooper: This, but a nobu
Draco: (She'd be nicknamed Slim if she weren't, Bree.)

(later)

Draco: Goops drew me a thing.
Bree: I love it XD
Hooded Pitohui: And a very good thing, he drew. That's a cute pudgy Nobu!
Bree: let's get him to draw all 200 nobus
Draco: I'm sure he'll be excited. ;p
Brinehammer: That's fantastic =3
Draco: It's canon. She wears PJs and her hat and plays Nintendo all day.

Friday, August 28, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 369: Betty Keeps Poking The Dirt

Draco: Fortunately, Clownpiece has a few of Hecatia's shirts that'll fit Claire after she's rescued.
Cornwind Evil: Portmanteau aside, I don't see the Clownpiece/Claire thing as romantic
Jumpropeman: especially not after she sees Hecatia's shirts

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pizza o’ clock: In which a stocking plushie says rude things
Jumpropeman: does she drink all my pepsi too?
Draco: AH! After ten-thousand years, I'm free! It's time to conquer Earth!
pizza o’ clock: no but she eats all your pudding
Cornwind Evil: Jumpropeman, Draco's escaped
Cornwind Evil: Recruit a team of RPers with attitude
Jumpropeman: *uses too much pink energy to do so*
Ghengis Jenga: And then jrm got a pretty cool side story in the comics
Jumpropeman: phrase I thought up but have no use for: "like a tornado with tits"
pizza o’ clock: So stocking? :U
pizza o’ clock: found it
Jumpropeman: you have my blessing to use it when appropriate
pizza o’ clock: Haunted stocking plushie that eats all your pudding and tells you to fuck off
pizza o’ clock: Also will do :P
pizza o’ clock: haunted panty plush that [REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED]

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Cornwind Evil: Coulda sworn Koa was thiccer
Jumpropeman: like any touhou, her proportions vary wildly
Draco: Yeah, well, I'm not an artist and have to take whatever fancy outfit pictures of her I can get. :V
Jumpropeman: reminder that this is Meiling's official art
Cornwind Evil: Because Zun is not the very best artist
Cornwind Evil: He basically puts down the outline and the fan artists do the rest
RubyChao: on both art AND personality

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Draco: Guys...I might donate my car to Kars4Kids.
Jumpropeman: YOU FOOL
Jumpropeman: they can't even drive them!
Draco: NANI?
Draco: Then why do they need cars?! D:<
Jumpropeman: to run 'em over BI

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Jumpropeman: far as I know, Saturn is the only Hard Girl with a "sexy" statue variant
RubyChao: damn
RubyChao: that's sexy!
Draco: Nice.
ivel: the others don't need it to be a variant?
Jumpropeman: she's outta here

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Bree: juan might be caprice's speed, idk
Harpy: juan's full of dad jokes
Bree: caprice secretly thinks that
Bree: kennedy wilson
Bree: is cute
Bree: (because he is, have you seen him, meow)
Jumpropeman: juan's a good man
Jumpropeman: a fine, sturdy man!
Jumpropeman: *spanks juan*
Jumpropeman: good stock!
Bree: o mai

Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 368: Somebooioop Once Told Me

Jumpropeman: new desktop wallpaper y/n
Draco: Fred dabbing or the screenshot?
Bree: new forum avatar
Jumpropeman: the screenshot
Jumpropeman: it would be cruel to pick just one
Draco: Answer: yes.
Jumpropeman: I appreciate that wilma is the only one dabbing in a different direction
Draco: Til dab do they part.
Jumpropeman: I can't post a screenshot of my desktop because it's spoiler city
Jumpropeman: the spoiler being that dabbing Fred Flintstone is the secret boss of the Salvagers
Bree: you keep spoilers on your desktop?
Bree: I keep my spoilers in my chao
Bree: I said, making a joke and hoping that chao gets the joke
RubyChao: i can confirm i am a Spoiler Storage Unit
Jumpropeman: I bet chao keeps open tabs for his spoiler storage
Draco: Yeah, Chao asks me for plot spoilers sometimes, like how Yohane is going to use a TE pill to destroy Don Karnage or how Sanae is going to fist fight the moon.
RubyChao: i don't
RubyChao: that eats memory
RubyChao: i use notepad files
Bree: chao keeps open tabs because he believes all tabs should be open
Bree: he's a staunch activist for free-range tabs
Draco: Does he yodel to get more tabs?
RubyChao: not that you know of
Bree: no, his parents asked him not to
RubyChao: that's illegal, after all
Bree: he lures the tabs with free books
Draco: Gasp!
Bree: yeah he's caught like eleven tabs of patchouli fanart
Bree: the bait's really effective on 'em

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Draco: I found this trying to find something more sinister but I want to find a use for it in RP.

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Magnified Sheep screaming into the night as he tries to make the planets converge and create a plot event

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pizza o’ clock: I don’t think I have a salvager character
Ghengis Jenga: It's chick and stew isn't it sk :U
pizza o’ clock: FAKE NEWS
Gooper Blooper: No no
Gooper Blooper: It's only ONE of them
Gooper Blooper: for drama
RubyChao: i've got it
RubyChao: Chick is a Salvager
RubyChao: but Stew
RubyChao: is Dark Matter
Draco: My Salvager is Claire, because Clownpiece is keeping her.
Gooper Blooper: Stew is just Chick's Dark Star counterpart

Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 367: BLA STO

Marten Sheep: how do I keep from entering Motormer into a race he might actually do well in...
Marten Sheep enters Basu on foot
Marten Sheep: perfect

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Season1Draco: Read Chatzy Madness, tempted to try writing some rhyming dirty talk for Big Bobby and Panty later.
SteelKomodo: DRACO PLS
Del: i forbid
Del: veto
Del: veto!!!
Season1Draco: Veto the veto? Okay.

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Must Sheep: "Marten Sheep: "Jumpropeman: you know what stinks"
Marten Sheep: boiled cabbage"
Must Sheep: This was not worth being in a Chatzy Madness
Must Sheep: I demand better jokes
Must Sheep: From me :I
ANCHOR SHOT: Sheep telling himself to git gud

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Must Sheep: "Something almost seemed to...inhale."
Must Sheep: FREDDY HELP!
Del: let me guess
Del: you want me
Del: to go find your fucking head
Cornwind Evil: "no i know where it is the lord shoved it up your fucking ass."
Must Sheep: FREDDY!
Cornwind Evil: "no he did-"
Cornwind Evil: -The Lord shoves Bonnie's head up Freddy's ass-

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Jumpropeman: new drink for the bar menu
Ghengis Jenga: Oh no
Ghengis Jenga: Airport Juice
Jumpropeman: you were so caught up in what you were doing you forgot all about it

Tuesday, July 21, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 366: I Forgot Poor People Exist

Ghengis Jenga: Dat there sure was a brawl!
Ghengis Jenga: Nicely done
Jumpropeman: thanks!
Jumpropeman: I'd be worried if it wasn't a Brawl!
emit azzip: Pffft
Ghengis Jenga: Somehow jrm wrote war and peace instead of a brawl
Jumpropeman: fuck
Jumpropeman: you would think I'd realize halfway through at least
Ghengis Jenga: Yeah it was weird how hard you doubled down
Ghengis Jenga: I appreciate the commitments tho
Jumpropeman: "War and Peace has 587,287 words, making it more than ten times longer than your NaNoWriMo novel."
Jumpropeman: I didn't realize NaNoWriMo was only 50,000 words
Jumpropeman: I guess I could NaNoWriMo if it was instead just about a bunch of video game characters killing each other
Spyleepless in Spyattle: Wait, how long was brawltide
Jumpropeman: Spy: BBB10 was 107,000 words and some change. Pre-Fite was just short of 21,000 words
Ghengis Jenga: Flipping heck
Spyleepless in Spyattle: Holy SHIT JRM

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RubyChao: i don't think spy will be insulted if i say
RubyChao: hogan winning in BBB5 would be the most retroactively awkward brawl winner possible of the ~500 candidates
RubyChao: no contest
Spaps is HYPE: Honestly, yeah
Spaps is HYPE: There's "awkward because member loses interest in the char"
Spaps is HYPE: There's "awkward because of awkwardness between members"
Spaps is HYPE: AND THEN THERE'S
Spaps is HYPE: AWKWARD BECAUSE HE DID A RACISM ON A SEX TAPE
Spaps is HYPE: If I won BBB5 with Hogan, I would've legit asked JRM to give the guaranteed champ slot to 2nd place that year
RubyChao: "well, you see, bbb4 was won by mac tongiht, bbb5 by *STATIC DISTORTION*, and bbb6 by zeldoten..."
Jumpropeman: when people go check out the ten gold statues, they notice one is covered with a sheet full time
Ghengis Jenga: The winner of bbb5: this inanimate carbon rod
Jumpropeman: it turns out Hulk Hogan didn't win, it was his shirt, who will now fite independent of his former host
Spaps is HYPE: Like, that's already kinda what we did! Said it was The Avatar of Hulkamania rather than Terry Bollea
Spaps is HYPE: Buuuuuuuut even then that lasted, like. Long enough to smile and wave him far, far offscreen
RubyChao: and to have him fight Stone Cold Steve Austin
RubyChao: but that was it
emit azzip: I’d vote for inanimate carbon rod

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Gooper Blooper: the feeling I get when the brawl's done is the feeling I get after I'm done opening all my christmas presents

Thursday, July 16, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 365: Big Bar Brawl 10 Edition

Jumpropeman: "Mary knows a thing or two about fighting thanks to her sister, the BBB5 champion Silence. She's the leader of the group," I know her well
Jumpropeman: and she's finally back
Jumpropeman: to land that sale
Gooper Blooper: CS
Gooper Blooper: Convenience Store
Gooper Blooper: UNH
Jumpropeman: come on Reiko, put it in the fridge!
Jumpropeman: or it expires in six days
Jumpropeman: "Grab-N-Go is a huge target, and is far from graceful. The treads can handle rough terrain, but are slow and ungainly." so what I'm hearing is
Jumpropeman: stick them in the asteroid section
Gooper Blooper: the water
Gooper Blooper: the moron mountain pathways
Jumpropeman: I'll just put them in the stands to start
Gooper Blooper: Perched precariously atop the pennzoil cans
Jumpropeman: ah yes
Jumpropeman: xyra
Jumpropeman: *pencils in number 1 vote*
N Goat: Who?
Jumpropeman: I like to believe it won't happen
Jumpropeman: I'm a more complex individual than that
N Goat: Are you sure?
Jumpropeman: but also
Jumpropeman: SHE'S SUCH A CUTIE
Gooper Blooper: *has Xyra spend the next five days sitting in valhalla eating pizza and drinking dr pepper while calling Mega Drive cool*
Jumpropeman: you fiend
Jumpropeman: "(there are other transformations besides these, and JRM is free to make up his own if he wishes):"
Jumpropeman: *glasses shimmer*

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Jumpropeman: oh my, forgot how emaciated Ralph looks
Jumpropeman: I should really watch Rampage to prepare for this!
Jumpropeman: and to see Ralph glide like a flying squirrel
Draco: That was really one of the sillier parts, which is why it was great.
Draco: It's the Big Bkaiju Brawl this year.
Jumpropeman: how dare you call Lizzie dumb D:<
Draco: You're right. I'll change that so she's an MIT graduate.
Jumpropeman: she's at least twice as smart as shimmer!
Draco: To be fair, even Shimmer is smarter than Shimmer, she's THAT dumb.

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ivel: "-Jack Spicer is nothing more than a cowardly, pasty wimp with a fragile ego and an inferiority complex who has hidden himself away from the world," Pito is supposed to save the deaths for the Brawl, not their entries

Monday, June 15, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 364: Crushinator Is Life Goals

N Goat: Alright, time to see how Black Clover Black Clover's it up today
RubyChao: so you're saying
RubyChao: time for more Sally in RP?
N Goat: no
N Goat: Tonight on Black Clover: Oh yeah, these two characters still exist
N Goat: Wizard King Count: 1
N Goat: Wizard King Count: 2
N Goat: Tonight on Black Clover: Mouths
Draco: I can't wait for the night when everyone is a Wizard King.
N Goat: oh no
N Goat: he's spilling all his ketchup
Jumpropeman: was it
Jumpropeman: W Ketchup
Jumpropeman: with the W standing for Wizard
N Goat: :I
Jumpropeman: Wizard Ketchup Count: 1
N Goat: Wizard King Count: 3
N Goat: The anime clearly wants me to feel things here
N Goat: Ooh!
N Goat: GREEN ketchup!
Jumpropeman: Weird Ketchup Count: 1
N Goat: Why does this character get End Credits privilege?
N Goat: Next, Golden Wind blows away my complaints
N Goat: I am forced to issue a correction to a prior Black Clover statement
N Goat: While I made a remark about green ketchup, it really looked like wasabi.

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Ghengis Jenga: OKAY
Ghengis Jenga: MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION
Ghengis Jenga: The king
Ghengis Jenga: Has returned
Ghengis Jenga: He's very expensive
Jumpropeman: the king don't come cheap
Ghengis Jenga: Guess I'm playing Dota again
Draco: *looks at the link* *sees the words "Battle Pass"* :I
Draco: Battle Pass: $10. Cost to skip 100 levels: $45.
Draco: >:I
Ghengis Jenga: Yep
Ghengis Jenga: Valve
Ghengis Jenga: Fuck it I'm getting it
crab crab crab FRIGHTEN: valve.txt
Ghengis Jenga: Guess I'm playing the dotes again
Ghengis Jenga: Wait
Ghengis Jenga: No, I'm not THAT much of an idiot

Sunday, May 31, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 363: [ASMR] Caring and Supportive Shimmer Teaches You to Skate

RubyChao: i like how love live revealed a FOURTH set of idols and that middle one is just Honoka Again
RubyChao: darkverse honk???
Harpitydarp: its just tamara in her younger days, chao
Harpitydarp: like, god, look at the purple eyes
Harpitydarp: growing up hardened her
Harpitydarp: and now she exchanged contacts for glasses
RubyChao: holy shit you're right
RubyChao: that IS younger tamara
Harpitydarp: she's using makeup to hide the freckles
Harpitydarp: a crime
Harpitydarp: I WAS AN IDOL IN MY YOUNGER DAYS
Harpitydarp: but then they discovered i was a witch so uh
Harpitydarp: I SHOULD SLEEP before i get too many ideas

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(Chao introduces a Black Clover character to RP)

Malingerer Sheep: "Hello, hello, helloooo! It's very nice to meet you! I'm glad you see my point!"
Malingerer Sheep: Noooo
Malingerer Sheep: NOOOOOOO
Malingerer Sheep: "I'm Sally, good to meet you!"
Malingerer Sheep falls to knees and screams wordlessly up at the grey and uncaring sky

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Harpitydarp: “Aw, your alpinist dress is adorable! Just like you!”
Harpitydarp: Merengue please
Jumpropeman: oh man, you have Merengue?
Jumpropeman: I've wanted that rhino
Harpitydarp: Yep!
Jumpropeman: the strawberry horn is just too good
Gooper Blooper: I also have Merengue
Jumpropeman: wait until Del and Pitohui tell me they have Merengue
Malingerer Sheep: I also have Merengue.
Malingerer Sheep doesn't own Animal Crossing
Jumpropeman: Meringue Sheep

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Ghengis Jenga: I don't know if I've linked this yet
Ghengis Jenga: But here
ivel: it seems familiar
Ghengis Jenga: Damn it
Ghengis Jenga: I'm still laughing at it

Thursday, April 30, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 361: Living With Big Ass Fishies

Jumpropeman: that new switch Cooking Mama game
Jumpropeman: is either out or not out
Jumpropeman: there is no developer claiming responsibility for its existence
Jumpropeman: it might have bitcoin mining built into it
Jumpropeman: it was announced by way of a delisted trailer uploaded months early and just found
Jumpropeman: some people associated with the game deleted their posts and tweets about it
RubyChao: jrm this sounds like a creepypasta
Jumpropeman: there is gameplay out there of it and it seems like it's just a generic Cooking Mama game except she says memes like "flex for the 'gram" and "pics or it didn't happen" sometimes
Jumpropeman: you know I'm gonna try and get it now though
Jumpropeman: it was also briefly on the eshop but then taken down
N Goat: That is some strange Cooking Mama news
N Goat: Makes me wonder if Mama's cooking the books...

(later)

Jumpropeman: the cooking mama situation is much more mundane than speculation
Jumpropeman: the developer, publisher, and rights owner are in a tiff. Publisher released the game early even though the developer and rights owner wanted more time to work on it and then it got pulled back to potentially be reworked
Motor Sheep: Ah-hah!
Jumpropeman: "The statement about crypto-currency was all buzz words. The head of planet entertainment knows very little about these things... he just put some fancy language to get potential investors who like that stuff."

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RubyChao: i have so many ideas for this season and a third of them all revolve around the same trio of characters, send help

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Draco: Guys, I almost killed my gaming group by jokingly suggesting we name our starship the "Poo Poo Pee Pee"
SKINKS: Oh no
SKINKS: What
SKINKS: I need to know but I'm scared to ask
Harpy: tell me everything.
iKomodo: Oh god
Draco: We couldn't decide on a ship name, so we were throwing out suggestions. I threw out some serious ones and then said "Let's call it the Poo Poo Pee Pee". Cue about five minutes of us busting out laughing and making jokes about it, like "The enemy ships get -2 to Initiative because they're too busy laughing" and "Sir, our shields have withstood the Poo Poo Pee Pee." "I should hope so."
Draco: We just settled on "Lockdown" as the name.
Harpy: "UNLEASH THE POO POO PEE PEE"
SKINKS: Perfect
Harpy: for some reason i thought you TPK people with the power of POO POO PEE PEE or something
Harpy: or at least that woulda been funny...

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RubyChao: can you believe there's less than a month
RubyChao: *shakes slightly*
Brinehammer: It's almost here! I'm bouncing between Hype and Oh No.
Draco: Oh n-oda
Brinehammer: Oh nobu

Sunday, April 5, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 360: Momma Said Obliterate The Tri-County Area

ivel: was this ever shared in here
Harpy: ah yes
Harpy: dlc
Gooper Blooper: what the
Gooper Blooper: oh my god
Gooper Blooper: how did I miss the DLC
Harpy: goops you have failed us for the last time
Gooper Blooper: >she gives advice on scams because business and friends because Candid Friend
Gooper Blooper: beautiful
Gooper Blooper: Oh, I missed it because it literally came out today
Gooper Blooper: this is brand new hot off the presses gaming content
Harpy: holy shit ivel
Harpy: i take back your failure, goops
Harpy: BUT I'M WARNING YOU
ivel: oh wow
ivel: no wonder it was missed, yeah, it's brand new :U
Jumpropeman: denying us that cucumber consumption on the store page too
Gooper Blooper: only Komachi gets to see Nitori eat stuff in front of her for free
Gooper Blooper: "more like this: Spyro Reignited Trilogy"
Gooper Blooper: yes, that is just like nitori advice, good job steam
Jumpropeman: Nitori advises you get games in bundles for greater value!

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Jumpropeman: you know what I forgot existed?
Jumpropeman: the arby's waifu
Draco: How could you?
Jumpropeman: the only way to make up for such a grievous sin is to eat at arby's for the first time
Draco: Dew it

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Jumpropeman: how dare wikipedia not have a full list of all the tiger handhelds
Jumpropeman: how am I supposed to cherrypick one, be underwhelmed, and not play any again for 3 or so years?!
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: three separate little mermaid handhelds
Jumpropeman: JUMP
FASTER
Jumpropeman: what perils await the potato heads
Gooper Blooper: JRM, look!!
Gooper Blooper: Another Terrible!!
Jumpropeman: I still have a bad rendition of that Bonjour song from the start of the film etched into my memory
Jumpropeman: "1947: Flippers introduced" Pinball was rough before 47
Gooper Blooper: it really was
ivel: there's a reason it was considered gambling
Gooper Blooper: I think the history of pinball has come up in here before a long while back but it's a fascinating story
RubyChao: meanwhile, pachinko forgot to ever move past the gambling RNG part
Gooper Blooper: and the amusement industry eventually gave us arcade games, which led to home video games!
ivel: pachinko machines are neat but not the gambling aspect of it
Jumpropeman: the definition of all flash, no substance
Gooper Blooper: JRM reviews pachinko
Gooper Blooper: Going by the definition presented in that The First Video Game documentary, Tiger handhelds don't qualify
Gooper Blooper: but they sure are close
Jumpropeman: I reviewed Sushi Cat
Jumpropeman: but I haven't touched anything that's straight pachinko like an odyssey2 game I very deliberately did not do back then :V
Gooper Blooper: Catch The Ball, more like Watch The Ball
Jumpropeman: at least you know what you're getting into there
Gooper Blooper: now this is gaming
Jumpropeman: one day I'll realize I have no review lined up when it's posting time, and that's when Slot Machine will be there to save my bacon
Jumpropeman: oh wow goops, didn't know you posted a full longplay of slot machine
Gooper Blooper: it did amuse me in 2018 when you had less of a Game Hoard backlog and so posted a bunch of Atari reviews during Brawl Season

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RubyChao: status update
RubyChao: i have been using windows 7 for two months past its end of support date and i haven't died
RubyChao: mad with power

Saturday, April 4, 2020

Chaos In The Undercity

Even before The Curse had fallen, there had been a warning spread by those who planned ahead. A warning that just because The Curse was so big, and so omnipresent, and had already killed off nearly every other major criminal organization on Olympia before their own demise, did not mean that defeating The Curse meant the end of crime and corruption in Olympia. Make no mistake, progress had been made and defeating The Curse was the right thing to do, but the battle for Olympia still raged on, now moving more fully into the dark alleys and graffiti-stained corridors of The Undercity.

The Curse had simply been too big for their defeat to mean the end of the war. While the group technically still existed as The Cure, it was a tiny fraction of its' former self, and a massive void had been created in Olympia, particularly the Undercity. The parasites that had been in hiding came scrabbling out of the woodwork, every idiot with a handgun and something to prove thinking they had a shot at being the next Plague. However, they lacked something that The Curse had possessed in spades: teamwork. Sure, The Curse had had its' mavericks and traitors, any group big enough had some of those, but The Curse had gotten as far as it had due to unity and a shared sense of purpose. Without that, these no-hopers were fighting amongst themselves as much as they were fighting the forces of good that were reclaiming Olympia - The Cure, The Corps, the police... and of course the Kobbers.


And one such underground street fight was going down right now, in the territory of Yamato, former leader of a gang of cybernetic samurai who had staked a claim on part of the Undercity before Plague's forces had forced him into retreat minus most of his men. Now he was under attack once more and had no allies to defend himself with, though his foe didn't seem as intimidating as The Curse's army had been.

Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Darkness

Observation log, day... day... I don't even know any more. I've lost track of the days. But it's been a long time. Feels like years, probably been a month, maybe something in between.

There are only three of us left. Attempts to contact other stations have all failed. I think we might be alone. It's me, Twilight, and her sole remaining daughter, Gloria. We've been holed up in here in hiding from the darkness outside. We thought maybe it would go away eventually, or that help would arrive, or... something. I honestly am not sure what exactly we thought would happen.

I'm not sure why Dark Matter hasn't taken us yet. Maybe it's been busying itself elsewhere. Maybe it's recuperating from the fight it had with the Kobbers. Our greatest failure. We threw everything we had at it over the course of several days, desperately trying to finish it off, but it was too late. We were fighting something bigger than even the Kobbers, so vast we could barely comprehend it. For every Dark Matter we beat back, more came. It's blanketed the entire planet by now, it had endless resources to throw at us. The Kobbers had achieved many victories in their short reign, but they weren't prepared for this scale of attack. Kobbers fought battles. We weren't ready for an all-out war.

Dark Matter had played smart. It had steadily grown, targeting less populated areas first to quickly overwhelm local resistance and grow larger off of easy meals. It saved the Kobbers for last, and we noticed it much too late. We faced it several times, and at first we seemed to be winning, but the endless reinforcements proved too much, and as Dark Matter noticed we were tiring, it grew more eager to expend resources to defeat us. The breaks it took grew shorter, and our forces thinned gradually as more and more Kobbers were lost to the darkness over the years.

A last stand had been made. Some of the Kobbers made a sacrifice, going down fighting so that the others could flee into space and escape, hopefully to regroup on another planet with reinforcements. In the chaos, Twilight, Gloria, and I ended up unable to reach our rocket in time, and Dark Matter destroyed it. Twilight led us here to her safehouse, and we barricaded ourselves in against the alien menace. Twilight had a plan. She's a brilliant scientist and inventor, and she was close to a breakthrough in "sifter" technology, a handheld device that could warp between dimensions. She'd been working with other Kobber scientists to perfect the invention, but work had slowed as they were picked off by Dark Matter or forced to flee. Now she's trying to finish the work alone. Gloria and I don't know anything about dimensional travel, so we're not much help.

The sifter is nearly complete. Thank goodness, because we don't have much time left. Even if Dark Matter leaves us alone, we only have enough food and water left for about another three weeks before we have no choice but to abandon the shelter. Time's running out, and I can tell Twilight is feeling the strain. Gloria's doing her best to keep us sane, reading aloud to us from her large collection of books. Bless her.

I chose to write today because I've realized I may not get another chance. Instead of always putting it off until we were safe, I wanted to record this just in case something goes wrong. I don't want to be a pessimist, but I'd like to be realistic about our chances with what's outside. It's scary, but

Saturday, February 15, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 358: Hit Da Button To Hit Da Bawl

RubyChao: so remember how we had oak's alolan form?
RubyChao: we have his mega evolution too
Jumpropeman: oh my giggles
Jumpropeman: they're out of control
Mluh Sheep: Oak became a DJ?!
Jumpropeman: the grand kai comparison in the comments is great
Jumpropeman: we really deserved more Grand Kai
Jumpropeman: JRM says, surprising no one
RubyChao: oh, jrm
RubyChao: i already know he's in your future folder
Jumpropeman: maybe I can repurpose the desi- please chao, I'm not THAT transparent

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Jumpropeman: WOOF WOOF
Mluh Sheep: WOOF WOOF
Boop: boof
Boop: bork
Mluh Sheep: Well, I thought that was pretty good, all in all
Jumpropeman: I do appreciate the show balancing harley's in-depth character development and serious moments with its absurd jokes and reveling in violence
Boop: i understand nothing and yet want to be included into this elaborate ritual-
Mluh Sheep: There's a dog that barks at the end of the end credits, Harpy
Jumpropeman: OUR CLAN'S RITUAL REVEALED TO A COMMONER?!
Mluh Sheep: YOUR MISTAKE WAS TRUSTING ME
Mluh Sheep: IT SHALL BE YOUR RECKONING
Jumpropeman: barks is being charitable
Jumpropeman: the dog literally says WOOF WOOF in I think Harley Quinn's voice
Mluh Sheep: It's definitely Harley
Boop: i can't believe harley is a bulldog fan-
Mluh Sheep: Chatzy Madness: (JRM and Sheep post WOOF WOOF in Chatzy every time they finish watching an episode of Harley Quinn, for reasons I'm sure I would understand if I saw it myself)
Mluh Sheep: Goops giving us a lot of credit here
ivel: and now he'll know
ivel: because SOMEONE spoiled it
Boop: gee, sorry for asking ;V

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Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Boop: hi goops!
RubyChao: hey goop
Boop: which i accidentally pronounced "joops" in real life and ivel was like "whyYY"
Boop: on accident, mind
Draco: It's Gif, not Gif.
Boop: shut

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(Re: Chao doing jury duty)

Jumpropeman: do they wipe your memory if something is stricken from the record?
RubyChao: not that i know of... but how would i remember?
Boop: spoopy
Gooper Blooper: Will you buy citrus merchandise with your jury money
RubyChao: *looks at the upcoming symphogacha*
RubyChao: maybe

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Jumpropeman: link

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Jumpropeman joined the chat
Jumpropeman: B O I P
Brinehammer joined the chat
Jumpropeman: Boiphammer
Brinehammer: I was summoned by the Boip, is everything okay?
Jumpropeman: I think the volume and spacing is out of whack
Brinehammer: Well... Shoot.
Jumpropeman: maybe you should diversify your tool kit beyond the hammer
RubyChao joined the chat
Jumpropeman: hi RuboipChao
RubyChao: boip Boipboipboip
Jumpropeman: it's getting worse than I thought D:
Jumpropeman: mr. president
Jumpropeman: prepare the nukes

Tuesday, February 11, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 357: We Respect Your Grinch Lust

Jumpropeman: ive been eager for the next madness
Gooper Blooper: because you knew it would have the alvin and the chipmunks wiki in it, right

(later)

Jumpropeman: "I really want to find me a woman who gets stuck in tight spaces in Alvin and the Chipmunks: the Squeakquel"
Jumpropeman: put this on my gravestone

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Merit Sheep: "12 Games of Christmas: Adolescent Santa Claus"
Merit Sheep dread

iKomodo: Good
iKomodo: Oh dear
iKomodo: much dread
Merit Sheep: I will say
Merit Sheep: JRM's article on it is well constructed though

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Jumpropeman: oh yeah cornwind
Jumpropeman: they updated River City Girls to have a marginally better secret ending!
Cornwind Evil: Well stomp on frogs and shove a crowbar up my nose.
Jumpropeman: give me a second, I don't have a crowbar on hand
Gooper Blooper: A+ Garfield reference CW
Cornwind Evil: The fact that GB recognized that reference kinda scares me
Gooper Blooper: It was one of my favorite strips back in the day
Gooper Blooper: Garfield at his most aggressively sarcastic

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Jumpropeman: I went to family video again today, place is stripped dry
Jumpropeman: didnt buy anything except ice cream
Jumpropeman: the few games I'd still want to buy left hadn't discounted below 10 bucks
Jumpropeman: the shelves had 1: sports games 2: kinect/playstation move games and 3: Fallout 76 :V
Gooper Blooper: they're happy no one bought their freezer yet so they could still sell ice cream

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Bree: snom? snom.
Tori: Appletun is so good
Draco: SNOM

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Jumpropeman: oh no
Jumpropeman: I had forgotten that I had given Dracozolt Gijinka a name
Tori: HAHA
Tori: YOU ARE AS DOOMED AS I AM
Tori: i’m sorry for your loss

Sunday, January 19, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 356: Resting :D Face

(Re: new ZFRP setting)

MobileDraco: Let's go to Appalachia so I can do Fallout plots revolving around game-breaking glitches.
Tori: dear god, going to a setting where things are completely not what they seem
Tori: so feywilds
Jumpropeman: problem is we'd have to pay 100 dollars to make new topics for the setting
Tori: JRM PLEASE
MobileDraco: 100 a year, thanks

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Jumpropeman: *scrolling through youtube recommended*
Jumpropeman: "THE OFFICIAL L&S LABOR AND DELIVERY!!"
Jumpropeman: I do not know why Youtube wants me to watch a woman give birth
Jumpropeman: or why they would feel it must be marked official
Jumpropeman: so tired of those fake L&S child delivery videos!
MobileDraco: D8

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Jumpropeman: I
Jumpropeman: rented Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 from the family video
ivel: enjoy!
Jumpropeman: til death do us blart is within my grasp
Jumpropeman: they also had a bunch of random games dirt cheap like the last visit where I bought such hits as Smurf dance Party
Jumpropeman: mainly bought a bunch of kinect games no one was touching now that I have one
Jumpropeman: got animal crossing amiibo festival and some amiibo used to play it
ivel: nice
ivel: I liked amiibo festival honestly
Jumpropeman: they split them up to sell them separately but it still came out less than if you bought it near launch
ivel: I didn't like the animal crossing amiibo flood but :U
Jumpropeman: they were in a 2.99 box but didn't actually cost that for some reason
Matter Sheep: Hmmm. I see.
Matter Sheep: Hope you Blart.
Jumpropeman: blart was a buck for a five night rental
Jumpropeman: they were just happy someone took it
Jumpropeman: I was even talking about wanting to rent Paul Blart 2 at the register before CKR wandered off and found it
Jumpropeman: she wanted to rent Joker but they don't have it yet :V

Monday, January 13, 2020

Talk To Transformer, Volume 3

Lists edition! This time, I gave TTT lists of things, then watched it come up with its' own additions to that group. Maybe some of these names will prove useful? They're sort of like those name generators you see around the net...

Wednesday, January 1, 2020

Chatzy Madness Volume 355: Shimmer Contacts God and Patchouli Backfills Her Own Existence

Jumpropeman: is it possible
Jumpropeman: to hate chewbacca
Jumpropeman left the chat 19 hours ago
Kong Squad joined the chat 18 hours ago

Kong Squad: No
Kong Squad: It's not possible to hate Chewbacca
Brinehammer joined the chat 16 hours ago
Brinehammer: I hate Chewbacca 😈
Working Del joined the chat 10 hours ago
Working Del: can't believe the brine heel turn
Working Del left the chat 10 hours ago
Jumpropeman joined the chat 3 hours ago
Jumpropeman: brine why

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MobileDraco: "Jumpropeman: anyone? anyone? Pressure Cooker? anyone?" <- Did we ever get these thoughts?
Jumpropeman: I never did play Pressure Cooker after that
Jumpropeman: perhaps it was too much
Jumpropeman: pressure
MobileDraco: You can play it for me next month.
Jumpropeman: finally, the person who wants to hear about pressure cooker!
MobileDraco: I so do. ;o;
Jumpropeman: I don't like the look of that pig on the right
Jumpropeman: i go to look up pressure cooker again and keep finding atari's gold mine of oddities

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Jumpropeman: what if for christmas
Jumpropeman: I gave Sheep
Martian Sheep: No
Jumpropeman: rifftrax Rollergator
Martian Sheep: Huh
Jumpropeman: have I baffled you with this reasonable idea
Martian Sheep: I'm thoroughly baffled.
Tori: What if
Tori: girls

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Tori: gonna test out this weighted blanket-
Tori: WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS JINGLING COMING FROM
Martian Sheep: LOOK OUT HARPY
Tori: SANTA ITS NOT FUCKING CHRISTMAS YET
Martian Sheep: IT'S THE ICE CREAM BUNNY
Tori: cease
Martian Sheep: HE'S COMING FOR YOU
Tori: i already ate ice cream you piece of crap
Draco: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS