Chatzy Madness Volume 303: Bigfoot Is Real, Bigfoot Is Great

Jumpropeman: I'm surprised Shipt keeps putting Dr. Pepper 2 liters on sale
Jumpropeman: maybe they're like "we ordered so much stock and that one guy hasn't bought yet to clear it. Maybe it's the price?"
Gooper Blooper: they like you
Jumpropeman: well I like them too <3
Jumpropeman: man, a ton of chicken is on sale too
Jumpropeman: I recently remembered toast exists so I've been trying to think of other food I haven't had in a while
Jumpropeman: I can apparently buy a random single donut
Jumpropeman: who knows what the mystery donut will be!
Jumpropeman: >ice cream cake
Jumpropeman: *looks at belly* have I sunk that low yet, will I eat cake without an occasion to celebrate?
Jumpropeman: labor day is soon right
Jumpropeman: strangely the search bar suggests Eskimo Pies but does not have them

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ivel: "Nintendo Is Officially Ending Miiverse Services On November 8" Huh
Jumpropeman: but with miiverse gone, who will draw dicks for the Smash Bros Miiverse stage?

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ivel: hey jrm
ivel: the demo for Knack 2 is out
Jumpropeman: ivel don't do this to me
Jumpropeman: i have to finish the pet show tonight
Jumpropeman: I can't be tempted by Knack
ivel: let it be your inspiration to finish

Chatzy Madness Volume 302: LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK

Mock Sheep: >Sunwoop smiled, "Don't be silly! Murders are premeditated."
Mock Sheep: Sunwoop
Mock Sheep: concerns me
Gooper Blooper: Sunwoop actually went straight to the villains list for that one
RubyChao: jrm
RubyChao: when do we have the fite
RubyChao: Sunwoop vs. Jester Chao
Jumpropeman: when we want to suffer, chao

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MobileDrac: Am I dead yet?
Gooper Blooper: Reports of your death were greatly exaggerated
ivel asked Chatzy to choose between yes, no and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Chatzy chose: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ivel: Chatzy doesn't know what you are, Draco

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Jumpropeman: the sonic mania hype has been getting me to almost pull out and play Sonic the Hedgehog the past few days
Jumpropeman: ive resisted the urge because the ps2 requires like ten seconds of setup and I ain't got time for that!
Jumpropeman: I have a very nice Jabba the Hutt thing going here I can't afford to interrupt

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Komodo: Resurgence: Speep
Komodo: Resurgence: nite
Komodo: Resurgence left the chat
Morose Sheep (Mint Sheep) joined the chat
Jumpropeman: hello sheep
Jumpropeman: you will be playing the role of SK tonight
Jumpropeman: I hope you read your copy of the script
Morose Sheep: Oh God, it's just like my nightmares!
Morose Sheep tries to improv and fails miserablly

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Jumpropeman: there's a pokemon youtuber by the name of NumbNexus who I literally unsubscribed from because his favorite pokemon was pelipper, and whenever he used it he made an obnoxious screech noise

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Mach Sheep: Hm, even if I was around, I don't think I have any characters that it would make sense for them to attend Water Gun Wars
Mach Sheep puts Maurice and Eugene on separate teams anyway

Chatzy Madness Volume 301: Bread Vestments

Beach Car: "server temporarily down"
Beach Car: and then MGM finale was canceled because the god of roleplay decided to leave us
Megazord on Acid: Rip
MobileDrac: All plots cancelled after ZetaBoard follows Photobucket.
-: That was... not the way I wished to reunite our statuses, god of roleplay. Everyone being permabanned does not assist anything. Please do reverse your inclination.
Beach Car: none of us are free of sin
SteelKomodo: :<
MobileDrac wallows in his son.
MobileDrac: *sin
SteelKomodo: draco pls
Beach Car: draco had a kid and never told us- wait shit
Beach Car: he already has several sons!
MobileDrac: Forum's back. Cancel the Apocalypse.

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RubyChao: "I Am the Greatest: The Adventures of Muhammad Ali is an animated series featuring boxer Muhammad Ali, who starred as his own voice. The series was broadcast Saturday mornings on NBC in the fall of 1977, but was cancelled after just 13 episodes."
RubyChao: sometimes i love the world

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Jumpropeman: Emoji Movie reviews are rolling in
Jumpropeman: so far, Bree is spot on with her bet
Jumpropeman: 22 out of 22 reviews on rottentomatoes are negative

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RubyChao: hopefully i did a good job with enigma
RubyChao: i didn't have any clue what i was doing at first
RubyChao: but then we figured it out
Gooper Blooper: ^ZFRP.txt

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Jumpropeman: so on my ipad last night I found a Zootopia police investigation game
Jumpropeman: Clawhauser can give you free hints while the ZPD investigate!
Jumpropeman: but he repeats lines from the movie a lot :V
Jumpropeman: i also think its meant for kids because its really easy :P

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Gooper Blooper: I got distracted looking up shitty steam games after you mentioned zen vs zombie
Gooper Blooper: get ready for the upcoming game from the same developer where you play as a fidget spinner and explore The Vape Kingdom
Gooper Blooper: 5000 achievements
Jumpropeman: steam why
RubyChao: are
RubyChao: are you joking because i hope you are
Gooper Blooper: would I lie to you
RubyChao: well in this case i was hoping you were

Chatzy Madness Volume 300: The Best of Chatzy Madness III

Gooper Blooper: I played a puzzle game with some of the worst music ever
SteelKomodo: whut D:
Gooper Blooper: you are not ready for how little this music fits Zoroark
SteelKomodo: D:
RubyChao: oh god
Gooper Blooper: this one is just a normal puzzle game ​but then the cacti started multiplying and things spiraled rapidly out of control
SteelKomodo: ​D:

(Chao vanishes for about 15 minutes)

RubyChao: ok that's
RubyChao: probably enough cactus ring game for now
Gooper Blooper: hahaha
Gooper Blooper: hardcore cactus gaming action

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Gooper Blooper: I found the absolute nadir of the already-poor mario cartoons
RubyChao: oh my
Gooper Blooper: it is called Club Mario, and it was literally just The Super Mario Brothers Super Show, except they took out all the live action parts and replaced them with two totally radical skateboard dudes
Gooper Blooper: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FhHlhovepKw
iKomodo: D:
Gooper Blooper: early_nineties.avi
RubyChao: GRAB YOUR BOARD
RubyChao: hahaha "Although the segments were intended to replace the Mario and Luigi vignettes, DiC destroyed all tapes used for filming Club Mario."
RubyChao: old shame
Seth Rollins Walks In Circles: So Club Mario is lost to the ages
iKomodo: Thank god for that
RubyChao: there's still some results on youtube
RubyChao: I SHALL POST IT HERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE (no i won't)
RubyChao: oh my god this one is about earth day apparently
RubyChao: ariel watches, left shocked
Gooper Blooper: Have I mentioned ariel has the worst allies
Gooper Blooper: because Ariel has the ​worst​ allies
RubyChao: who else was on her list of allies?
Gooper Blooper: I forget but it definitely came up before with something dumb
RubyChao: oh yeah, this
Gooper Blooper: oh yeah, that's right, good work chao
RubyChao: why did i just picture ariel facing off against a bunch of CEOs
RubyChao: "Yeah, well I have allies too!"
RubyChao: pan over to the Campbell Kids and the Club Mario hosts
Gooper Blooper: and the wheelers
RubyChao: "...As I was saying, I can take all of you on by myself!"