Chatzy Madness Volume 297: Big Bar Brawl 7 Edition

Beatles, Brah: I've said it before and I'll say it again, laddyo. =u I make a point to learn what things I hate before I decide I hate 'em.
Big Cooler: if goops ever prattles on about serial killers, i officially declare my RP life to be over
Mixing Sheep: ^
Mixing Sheep: er, the first one
Big Cooler: that was just bad timing, sheep
Big Cooler: you can't just quit anyway, we need to know why the fuck the sheep trashed Alex's apartment
Gooper Blooper: Harpy we already know why the sheep did that
Big Cooler: we do?
Big Cooler: because I don't!
Gooper Blooper: it was because THERE IS A WOLF IN THE FOLD
Big Cooler: I DON'T GET IT BUT HA
Gooper Blooper: (that was the message we were given at the end of that plot)
Mixing Sheep: Freakin' Gooper Bloopers
Mixing Sheep: rememberin' yer plots

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Mixing Sheep: So, how about that small town sports team?
Mixing Sheep: I hear they're having some real trouble with that other small town sports team
Big Cooler: well they just traded their star players away
FloridaChao: WELL MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TROUBLE IF THEY WEREN'T SHIT
Big Cooler: Chao
DMG: holy shit
Big Cooler: are you channeling your inner Duer
Mixing Sheep: YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU SONNUVA SUBMARINER

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Mixing Sheep: >He turns to leave, but as he's walking away, a hawk swoops down to grab his fish. He doesn't let go, and is carried away to who knows where.
Mixing Sheep: It's hard being Daikon

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BACK IN: yeah i'm back into league
BACK IN: may god help me

Chatzy Madness Volume 296: I'm A Cuckster

F҉O҉R҉M҉E҉R҉V҉E҉N҉G҉E҉A҉N҉C҉E҉: Little do you suspect that Kap is Tony Kapponi, a wereform of the tiny lizard lady from when she was bitten by an enthusiastic island surfer.
Jumpropeman: Ven, you're undoing all my hard work D:

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Jumpropeman: "Beach Cookout: I HOPE WE DON'T FIGHT VERA, PLEASE DON'T LET US FIGHT VERA
Beach Cookout: I WANT TO LOVE VERA"
Jumpropeman: I'm loving Vera
Jumpropeman: because she's so ruthless
Jumpropeman: can't survive on a diet of goofball bad guys alone
GermanChao: were the big five goofballs? :V
Jumpropeman: the penguin love was very serious
Jumpropeman: I've already explained to you mister, but I meant more the villain where the piss isn't taken out of them or they get silly at times. Even Chaos has done jokes
GermanChao: that's true
Blast Chiller: i know she's ruthless for a reason and i like her for that too but maaan
Blast Chiller: i like cool ladies
Jumpropeman: we have a significant lack of cool ladies in rp
Jumpropeman: you'll have to look elsewhere im afraid
GermanChao: i think we can afford at least one evil cool lady :V
Blast Chiller: YOU DID THIS LAST YEAR TOO
Blast Chiller: I CRY
GermanChao: no, that was an evil cute lady!
GermanChao: very different

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Bree: hey DMG, since you are in the military and all, do you know anything about guns?
DMG: I know an awful lot about the M16
DMG: that's about it
Bree: alas
El Diablo Pollo: what about
El Diablo Pollo: THESE GUNS
El Diablo Pollo flexes
Bree: very impressive, ivel
DMG bows down to the total rippage of Ivel's guns
Jumpropeman: ivel is the Beaster Bunny
DMG: hope you know, Beaster Bunny has every one of my votes for the name alone
Bree: no >:I nibbler is gonna win the brawl!
Gooper Blooper: There's something about Beaster Bunny I need cleared up
DMG: Is CustardKittens somebody I should know?
Gooper Blooper: Is he made of chocolate, or does he just look like he's made of chocolate
El Diablo Pollo: jrm sister
Gooper Blooper: That's one of JRM's sisters
DMG: oh, cool
DMG: just wondering
Gooper Blooper: She draws art for the Brawl every year
DMG: cool
Bree: along with his other sister, RainbowDash
Bree: jrm actually has like five sisters
Jumpropeman: he is made of chocolate
El Diablo Pollo
Bree: jrm actually has like five sisters
Jumpropeman: he is made of chocolate
El Diablo Pollo: jrm confirmed made of chocolate
DMG: I KNEW IT!
Gooper Blooper: Okay, thanks for that important info
Jumpropeman: I'm sweet as sugar 🤗