Chatzy Madness Volume 295: 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

La La La LAA: OH MY
WHAT AN UNEXPECTED FRENZY SASQUATCH
WHERE DID THIS COME FROM
WHERE'S MARIO
DID IT EAT MARIO

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La La La LAA rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 18
La La La LAA: :l
I... I just have to live with it. Zargeesh is... .... ... not a jobber.
La La La LAA sobs into kerchief
La La La LAA: I just don't know where I went wrong

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Baked Cookies: "dash extract"
Baked Cookies: its dinosaur piss ain't it
DMG: considering certain smaller monsters can drop "Dash Extract" on the ground if you hit them hard enough, yeah I'd call that monster piss

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Jumpropeman: imagine trying to organize a Doctor Meeting these days
Jumpropeman: even with Sheep not using anyone on call, we've got like 12 doctor characters now
Gooper Blooper: we've come a long way from "everyone makes sarah heal everyone"
Jumpropeman: Sarah's lawn is pristine
Jumpropeman: no dying kobbers on it anymore
Baked Cookies: well, maybe the occasional half-dead alex
Miserable Sheep: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT
Baked Cookies: can't stop playing hero when danger arises
Baked Cookies: oh god sheep no
DMG: "Bring out your dead!"
Miserable Sheep redoes Rain of Sheep post

Chatzy Madness Volume 294: Arise, Cornwind, For The Bloodshed

DMG rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 17
DMG: seriously, Mozart is holding his drink better than a cat should be able to
Return of Bad End: I believe in the Monster Hunter. =v You go, cat.
Baked Cinnabon: he is godcat
DMG: let's see if both cats are good at drinking
DMG rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
DMG rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 17
DMG: good lord
Return of Bad End: They're purrfect at this.
DMG: impawsibly adept drinkers

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Miserable Sheep: "I’m Codd Branford. 74 Years old. But i am a Goujin. A special Human race that brings me Eternal youth, and if i eat a 'VEGAfruit' i can gain another life. Like videogames, I can respawn if i die. Today i got 18 Lives. Thanks to my Eternal youth, i got a 25 Years old body and smartness."
Miserable Sheep: ...
KappaChao: rip sheep
Miserable Sheep uninstalls internet
KappaChao: i think ya broke him, goops
KappaChao: OFF TO THE JAVALINA FARMS
ivel: rip sheep
Return of Bad End: Take him to the Javelin farm. We grow trees for ideal sports spears there. And throw them at javalinas.
Gooper Blooper: Sheep finally makes it to my greatest battle sequence of 2016
Miserable Sheep: >ANIME RULES: BE AS ANIME AS POSSIBLE
Miserable Sheep: I'm gonna need a yardstick, a helicopter blade, and a whole lotta hair gel
Gooper Blooper: BUT KENAN WHERE AM I GONNA GET A HELICOPTER BLADE

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Spy: God
Spy: I graduated
Draco: Congrats
Spy: I'm here
Spy: I made it
Spy: Wow
Spy: Unreal
ivel: :D
Spy: My gosh
Spy: This is amazing!
Spy: I feel incredible!
Spy: Yes yes yes yes!
Spy: I can win!
Spy: I feel great!
Spy: I can do this!
ivel: happy for ya Spy, congrats
Spy UGH!
Spy: Yes!
Spy: I'm home!
Spy: I'm alive!
Spy: This is all a miracle!
Spy: I'm awake!
Spy: I'm wide awake!
Spy: Woosh!
ivel: Spy right now
Spy: Yep!
SteelKomodo: hahahaha

Chatzy Madness Volume 293: Fate/Extra Thicc

Jumpropeman: *Faith gets a curse removed from her as a joke, Hina comes out holding a watermelon sized curse ball*
Jumpropeman: "That explains too much"

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Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: a-also i'm sorry in advance for overhyping MGM
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: i kinda need feedback because i'm like "what the fuck am I DOIIING"
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: but on the bright side, I have the next two eps planned out!
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: spoiler: Prier's in one of them
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: BUT WHICH ONE
Bree: I hope it's the motorcycles one
Bree: because NUNS ON MOTORCYCLES YEAHHHHH
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: ...
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: i
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: i actually hadn't considered that
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: I WAS THINKING OF THE WRONG NUN
Jumpropeman: is it okay
Jumpropeman: to say that Gysel was in the background of MGM
RubyChao: NO >:(
Banned from Crystal Kingdoms: yes
Jumpropeman: you kids trying to make Gysel an actor
Jumpropeman: why would she want to act when she could... HOLD THE BOOM
Jumpropeman: she would be conflicted if asked to serve as the Best Boy (/girl)
Jumpropeman: she'd insist on being "Acceptable Girl"
Jumpropeman: which looks even stranger in the credits
Jumpropeman: Acceptable might be too much still
Jumpropeman: "Present Girl"
Gooper Blooper: I'm not expecting her to be SECRETLY A VILLAIN or anything like I joked about before but
Gooper Blooper: but there has got to be more to Gysel we'll discover later
Gooper Blooper: She's too pure, too innocent, too humble, something's going on
ivel: "Girl 1"
ivel: there you go jrm
RubyChao: what if that's the swerve
RubyChao: the untwist
Jumpropeman: come on goops, all characters are found naked on a grave to start, right?