Sunday, August 16, 2015

Chatzy Madness Volume 212: We All Know Blade's Going To Die

Aurora: i really don't want mac to win
RubyChao: if blue had gotten in
RubyChao: would that still be a better winner than mac
Aurora: yes, Blue would be better
Aurora: because Mac would be free
Aurora: i just want him to be free from this cheeseburgerless brawl hell

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Gooper Blooper: >​I'm thirty chatlogs behind in chatzy madness
RubyChao never talks again to slow things down
Del: hahaha

(As of this writing I am now nearly fifty chatlogs behind)

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Gooper Blooper: I don't even begin to consider "dork" as an insult any more since all the users and characters described as such are great
Draco: I'm pretty sure I'm NOT a dork.
Lying Cat joined the chat
Lying Cat: LYING.
Lying Cat left the chat
Gooper Blooper: sorry draco
Gooper Blooper: it knew
SteelKomodo: lel
Del: u got owned draco
Draco: D:

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Cornwind Evil: Going into review moe
Gooper Blooper: >​review moe
Gooper Blooper: I hope chatzy-senpai notices me today

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Cornwind Evil: I actually had a dream about the Big Bar Brawl
Cornwind Evil: But all I remember was looking at a list of placements and remembering where Ash was
Gooper Blooper: did you win
Cornwind Evil: ​He got 9th
Jumpropeman: that's... pretty good!
RubyChao: better than last year
Gooper Blooper: making top ten gets more and more impressive each year since the brawl keeps getting bigger
Gooper Blooper: Wids got 11th in 2011 and it meant she finished in the bottom half
Gooper Blooper: If she placed the same, had she entered this time, it would have looked pretty damn good
RubyChao: reminder: the entirity of BBB2 fits into the top half of BBB5
Jumpropeman: if Ash got 9th, that would be the highest placed Cornwind's ever been
Gooper Blooper: THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT etc

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Jumpropeman: *Kletchatyy makes a plate of asparagus, Sarah roars* "YOU JUST LOST YOURSELF AN INVALUABLE BRAWL ALLY!"

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RubyChao: mental image
RubyChao: sparky just covering okuu with a mountain of foam
RubyChao: SHE'S A FIRE HAZARD
Zombree: yes probably
RubyChao: ...actually, i'm gonna canonize that
Gooper Blooper: the only things left visible are the two large distinctive objects she's known for, still sticking out of the pile of foam
Gooper Blooper: her wings
Zombree: maybe, but that means sparky's not done yet
Zombree: recalled before he could finish the job
Zombree: sarah's so fat it's a fire hazard
Zombree: BLOCKING EXIT ROUTES
Zombree: WHAT IF SHE KNOCKS OVER A CANDLE

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Gooper Blooper: I had briefly considered Widow Maker just doing a 60-verse DK Rap but decided against it
Gooper Blooper is only half kidding
RubyChao: that would have been the best and worst thing simultaneously

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M Sheep: Weird Things M Sheep Wants to See in RP that Will Never Happen #112: With all the thieving characters and so many entrants with non-natural weapons of some kind, I just want to see everybody end up with someone else's weapon at some point.

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A Butt For Every Occasion: Guys help, anyone have good tag team names?
A Butt For Every Occasion: Completely random "hey this sounds cool"
A Butt For Every Occasion: Stuff you'd boast about beating up
M Sheep: Rough and Tumble?
RubyChao: the sisters of despair
Gooper Blooper: The Bad Street Hoodlums
M Sheep: Greased Lightning
RubyChao: Buff and Buffer
M Sheep: The New Firm
Brinehammer?: The Old Firm
Gooper Blooper: ​The Society
RubyChao: The New Era's Warriors
Brinehammer?: The Knife-Eye Gang
M Sheep: Make and Break
M Sheep: Billy Joe's Juggaband
Brinehammer?: My Jerk Neighbor Ted And His Drinking buddies
Gooper Blooper: spy's character is going to be so busy beating up all these scrubs
RubyChao: Three Cops
RubyChao: it's a tag team of Two Cops and One Cop
M Sheep: The Butcher's Block
M Sheep: Sasquished
Veven: I want to see the Primarch versus the Original.
Brinehammer?: The Cast of CSI Miami
M Sheep: Tunnel Snakes Rule!
Veven: Wanda laughs and laughs at that one, Sheep. Laughs... and laughs.
Veven: :b
RubyChao: ​Yuugi and Tenshi
RubyChao: (gotta get that #comeuppance)

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RubyChao: hahahaha, that method of overcoming shyness
RubyChao: "GO OUT PRACTICALLY NAKED, THEN YOU'RE DEFINITELY BRAVE! or high"
Veven: 8u
Gooper Blooper: A GENIUS PLAN
Veven: It wouldn't work on Voela, tho'. :X
Veven: ​And Tenshi has nothing to hide
Veven is murdered before the hour closes
Gooper Blooper: THERE'S NOTHING HERE
Veven: #Lewd terrible jokes. ​That's surely what happened to the Queen's magnificent chestfriends. :f They left to enter the brawl. A vote for flying tits is a vote for Tenshi.
Veven prepares own banhammer again

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M Sheep: "As for the Secret... I have this weird feeling that the Secret Fiter in particular is going to be horribly, unnervingly scary."
M Sheep: Huehuehuehuehue
Veven: Huey the duck. :G Horrifying indeed.

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M Sheep: time to up Wailord's effortvote
M Sheep: QUICK, DRAW AN OVAL!

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Draco: Oi. I just realized I tried to find Harpy's vote post in the Srs thread.
Draco: RP's over. Nice knowin' y'all.
Draco lies down.

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Draco: But no, there's a reason Parsee can't pilot Big O.
Draco: Someone on my roster already does
M Sheep: She can't reach the pedals
Jumpropeman: the "No Elfs Allowed" sign on the cockpit
Draco: "I'm...not...AN EEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEELF!"
Draco: And then Parsee discovered her Saiyan heritage and discovered she was the Super Saiyan all along.
Jumpropeman: it all makes sense now!

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Jumpropeman: read all the RP topics
Jumpropeman: time to read fite yer-
Jumpropeman: *Widow Maker*
Jumpropeman .exe has stopped working

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Jumpropeman: I have finally read all there is to read on God's great Earth, and I now retire to my bedchambers to infuse myself with restorative energies to weather what the future may hold in this undiscovered frontier that I visit every year known as the the land of Arkansas

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Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Aurora: OH HI GOOPS
Aurora: DID YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU

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Draco: I just figured out Parsee's wish for Cornwind's Twisted Metal thing if he still does that.
Draco: Parsee wishes for a sexy body that Cian will like, expecting to get buttsephine and thighdeas. Calypso waves his hand, nothing happens, and he says "He likes you as you are. BWA HA HA HA HA now leave."

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RubyChao: reminder
RubyChao: satori had really unimaginative parents :V

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Aurora: i'm pretty sure Shinobiman would cry if he knew Kevin's situation
Aurora: sadly, everybody knows by now
Aurora: because Cindy has started the media coverage thingy
iKomodo: yeah, he'd be totes sympathetic
Gooper Blooper: celestia finally gets her hands on kevvy
RubyChao: mental image
RubyChao: kevvy sitting in a chair
RubyChao: celestia has a giant pile of food ready
RubyChao: the pile of food is literally ten times the size of kevin's body
Aurora: Cindy: I appreciate the thought, but let's not have him die of a heart attack just yet.
Gooper Blooper: "but you haven't even touched your Triple Black Legend :<"

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Aurora: I might be going to Albany, NY
RubyChao: yay
Aurora: ​so i'm probably going to invade your 4th of july cookout
Aurora: "HEY MOM I'M GONNA STAY AT MY FRIEND'S HOUSE"
Aurora: "what are you gonna even do" "EAT BURGERS"

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RedSpy Has Crafted Food Produc: why is it so yellow outside
RubyChao: hey, so it is
RedSpy Has Crafted Food Produc: i'm seriously weirded out here
RubyChao: that's odd
Aurora: gemstone clouds
Bree: not here
Bree: clouds look normal
Aurora: in all seriousness prolly like
Aurora: tint from the streetlights
RubyChao: might be just weird interactions between sunlight and cloud
Aurora: or something
RedSpy Has Crafted Food Produc: I see no streetlights where I am
RedSpy Has Crafted Food Produc: Just weirdass sepia tones
Aurora: then sammy is responsible
RubyChao: spy
RubyChao: YOU'VE BEEN SENT BACK TO THE 1800S
RedSpy Has Crafted Food Produc: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RubyChao: WHEN ​EVERYTHING​ WAS SEPIA
RedSpy Has Crafted Food Produc: I WANTED TO BE AN 80S KID
RedSpy Has Crafted Food Produc: NOT AN 800S KID

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(Harpy looks through Ivel's Pokemon card collection)

Gooper Blooper: old pogeycards da bes
Aurora: Erika's Gloom
Aurora: brock sandshrew
Aurora: HAHAHA MAGIKARP
Aurora: "flop"
Aurora: Sabrina's Drowzee
Aurora: LOOK AT ALL THIS ENERGY
Aurora: the saddest ladyba wtf
Gooper Blooper: haha I know that card
Aurora: and holo gyarados
Gooper Blooper: there is, however, an even sadder pogeycard
Gooper Blooper: I present to you the saddest pogeycard ever made
Aurora: noooo
Gooper Blooper: sometimes they have fun with the art
Gooper Blooper: Like, this WOULD be a top contender for Saddest Card...
Gooper Blooper: but then you look in the background, and then you find this card, which is part of the same set
Aurora: lel
Aurora: yeah i love cards like those

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Gooper Blooper: >​sine finally finds out about yagren
Gooper Blooper grabs popcorn

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Ven: We never solved who stole the cupcake princess.
Ven: Or the singing muppet vegetables.
Gooper Blooper: Sarah is eating every cinnamon roll she can find in hopes of fulfilling Croissant's request
Gooper Blooper: not that she wasn't already doing that, mind you
Ven: Croissant, in a better place, appreciates her efforts.

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Jumpropeman: gonna read review mode
Jumpropeman: apologies for any silence
Jumpropeman: *places Silence in the chatroom*
Aurora: WE WANT MORE SILENCE
Aurora: MOOOOOOOOOORE

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Jumpropeman: so many alliances being formed in RP for the brawl
Jumpropeman: *everyone ends up allied except Bottleman, who they all gang up on*
Gooper Blooper: no, JRM
Gooper Blooper: Bottleman is allied with Lauren
Gooper Blooper: it's obviously Tenshi who will be alone
Gooper Blooper: gets what she deserves, y'see

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Jumpropeman: "#BBB5!"
Jumpropeman: I never thought of this
Jumpropeman: the brawl probably does have a hashtag
Jumpropeman: I'm not ready for the twitterverse :psyduck:

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Jumpropeman: this hotel internet is so bad
Jumpropeman joined the chat
Jumpropeman: gonna leave for now
Jumpropeman: since chatzy keeps exploding
Jumpropeman: bye!
Brinehammer!: Later JRM
RubyChao: bye jrm
Jumpropeman: this hotel internet is so bad
Jumpropeman: see
Jumpropeman: I didn't type that message again
Jumpropeman: it just wanted to remind you the internet is bad
Gooper Blooper: IT'S JUST THAT BAD

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Bree: Tom's plots are beautiful, that's all I can say to sum it up
Bree: this one's obviously adapted for RP but even his RP plots are like bestselling novel material
Timelost Tom: I'll just sit here blushing furiously in the corner

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M Sheep: Hmmm
M Sheep: i feel like there's something I've forgotten to do
M Sheep: Something...big
M Sheep: and
M Sheep: brawly
M Sheep: oh well
M Sheep: I'm sure it's nothing
RubyChao: sheep pls

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M Sheep: You know
M Sheep: I never have played a Halo game
M Sheep: oh wait, there was that one time at that party where I just got shot over and over again
M Sheep: good times

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Cornwind Evil: Time to work on effortvotes
RubyChao: yay
SteelKomodo: yay
Cornwind Evil: For myself
RubyChao: a little less yay, but still yay
Cornwind Evil: Aw I was hoping for "Boo."
SteelKomodo: boo
M Sheep: BOO THIS WIND
Cornwind Evil: If Mac Tonight is once again the victor, it would be Boo This Win

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RubyChao: jackal learns reimu is a cop
RubyChao: and so is jake
RubyChao: immediately goes "well all that stealing is hypothetical, you understand"
RubyChao: "i never actually stole anything"
Gooper Blooper: I'M JUST BORROWING IT

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Gooper Blooper: I've got the next five hours mostly free
RubyChao: woooo
Gooper Blooper: things are pretty much back to normal here at goophaus
M Sheep: Wow, that's almost a whole Sheepost of time, Goops!
M Sheep totally not bitter
Gooper Blooper: kek
M Sheep what
M Sheep you're imaging things

Battleblade flipped a coin. The coin showed: Tails
Battleblade: It would appear I'm imagining things.
Battleblade: It is very curious, that. One would never suspect one susceptible of imagining things, particularly on a roleplaying website community.
Gooper Blooper: Imagination? Goodness no, sir, not here
Gooper Blooper: we are a serious and fact-based community
RubyChao: what is "imagination"
RubyChao: is it something you eat
Gooper Blooper: Meme might eat it
M Sheep: Everyone Rps by the guidelines set at last month's meeting

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rommin ragnis: OOOOOOOOOAUUUUUUUUUUUUUU​UUUUUUUUUUUUGH
rommin ragnis spears Chao
RubyChao has his back broken
RubyChao is out of the biz

rommin ragnis pumps my fist endlessly

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Bree: if Sakuya has kids, Meiling will show up long enough to be the awesome aunt/cool big sis
Bree: and then the second a diaper is dirty it's like "hey sean here's your brat back"
Bree: and she nopes on out

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RubyChao: fun fact: corporal guy's disguise
RubyChao: was a reference to a real mario enemy
Gooper Blooper: "A Petal Guy named Petal Guy"
Gooper Blooper: thanks, mario wiki

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Writingwulf: I usually hate coffee but java monster mean bean is my shit
Gooper Blooper: dr java's mean bean machine
Writingwulf: pff

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Writingwulf: I feel like eating David would be a horrible idea

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Draco: Postsee
Draco: Fun fact: I don't know where that picture is from.
HotelInternetropeman: *tries to make the fact into wacky shapes, fails*
HotelInternetropeman: that fact wasn't fun :(
Draco: MY FUN FACT! D8
Draco: Now Parsee must fly to Porphyrion to find another fun fact...

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Draco: "You cannot resist the :D" <- That sounds like a challenge! You can do it, Parsoh my gosh she folded quickly.

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Bree: my client amity conquered the double triple brgrgr
Bree: my client
Bree: myyyyyy client
Bree: dammit now I want a (much more reasonably sized) burger :U
RubyChao shoves a rag in Bree Heyman's mouth, CW-style
Bree eats the rag


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Bree: also re: goopy's post
Bree: edea, are you calling sarah fat >:I
Bree: (I know she's not, lel)
Bree: "but imagine how much cloth it'd take to craft a T-shirt for sarah!"
RubyChao: i think it's a "with the appetites of this bar we won't be able to keep up with the t-shirts"
Bree: yeah I know, that's what I figure
Bree: I just wanted to make the obligatory "sarah fat" joke
RubyChao: lel
RubyChao: fat
Bree: lel sarah is fat

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Draco: Bah gawd, Kang. Even chibi Meiling's got huge boobs.
Bree: great stonking tits
Bree: *jiggle*

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HotelInternetropeman: *reads the crescendo of the Cerno battle, AND... meiling enters a bakery :3*
Bree: yup
RubyChao: CLASSIC ZFRP
Bree: dat mood whiplash
Gooper Blooper: yeah wulf had to leave
Gooper Blooper: so we went full whiplash
HotelInternetropeman: wulf/del stuff is always like this, but I thought this one was particularly funny
HotelInternetropeman: wulf/del stuff is always like this, but I thought this one was particularly funny
HotelInternetropeman: wulf/del stuff is always like this, but I thought this one was particularly funny
Bree: dat hotel internet
RubyChao: HOTEL INTERNET STRIKES

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Aurora: Heeey, get on, get on this hype express! There's nooo turning back, no settling for less! And even though things are crazy, and things might turn into a mess, come on and come with me, come with me on the hype express~

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Gooper Blooper: *efforts half the roster*
Gooper Blooper: *dies*
RubyChao: don't die

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RubyChao: *sees CKR's votes*
RubyChao: *chokes*

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Draco: Earlier today, a co-worker told me that she'd be bringing me some documents to proof so I should be prepared. So I responded "For the coup of the century? For sensational news?" And thus whenever she dropped things off at my desk, there was a little Lion King character drawn on a sticky note.
Bree: aw, that's cute

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Del: IT'S TIME
Del: TO INHALE
Del: SOME DONG
Del: or post, that'd be cool

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Cornwind Evil: Where IS Cerno?
RubyChao: obliterated, i think
iKomodo: ded
Saberwulf: ​Cerno is 99% dead, probably gonna make it get run over by a truck or something later to kill it off finally​
RubyChao: ​alternatively: the last bit of cerno tries to escape
RubyChao: ​bumps into jonesy's foot
RubyChao: ​cue flamethrowerrs
Saberwulf: ​Ahaha yesss​
iKomodo: ​Amanda: Yer a disgrace to the Changeling name!
The Timeline Has Been Ruined: Whooooooo

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Chaotic Complications Corps rolled a die with 210 sides. The die showed: 3
RubyChao: dat ventractor
Chaotic Complications Corps: Oh wow. :U Galactic Emperor jobbed TERRIBLY.
Chaotic Complications Corps: 3/210. @__0
RubyChao: *emperor drops his cup, which bounces off and falls into the pit which causes the death star to blow up*
Chaotic Complications Corps: Pretty much. XD

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Ghostly Tom: So Selah made frands. She's gonna be back at that bakery very soon
Gooper Blooper: Everyone always is
Gooper Blooper: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gooper Blooper: (except Rose, Rose never came back)
Bree: she will :U
Gooper Blooper: (not because the food sucked or anything, she just still has two thirds of it left)
Bree: indeed

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RubyChao: time to roleplay a character literally made of books to throw at gloria

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rommin ragnis joined the chat
rommin ragnis: OOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA​UGH
rommin ragnis spears Chao
rommin ragnis jumps too high

RubyChao: and -
rommin ragnis keeps going
rommin ragnis breaks the atmosphere
rommin ragnis is now floating around Earth
RubyChao watches Spy escape into space


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Alex: also confirmed: Alex can carry Sarah and swing her around
Gooper Blooper: MIGHTY ALEX
Alex: HE'S STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE OUT A GOD, HE CAN CARRY HIS WIFEY OVER HIS SHOULDERS

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Jumpropeman: >​Elise is playing Super Mario 3D World on a 3DS and not a Wii U
Jumpropeman: My immersion is ruined
Jumpropeman: what is ZFRP but a bunch of fictional words
Jumpropeman: *quits*

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rommin ragnis: I Wish I Could Turn Into Bowser And Win The Big Bar Brawl

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(RainbowDash doesn't use all six of her votes)

Jumpropeman: RainbowDash said Moosh was too hungry to put a sixth vote before the gorillion
RubyChao: kek
Gooper Blooper: DEEPEST LORE

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RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 2
rommin ragnis rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 2
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 11
rommin ragnis rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 11

rommin ragnis: . . .
RubyChao: sync
Alex: WHY

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iKomodo: i'll try and ensure Carol isn't too grump for Boreas' taste
Gooper Blooper: "HEY I'M GRUMP" "I'M NOT SO GRUMP" "IF I'M GRUMP AT YOU YOU'D BETTER APOLOGIZE OR ELSE I'M VROPPING YOU INTO THE SUN" "ANNNND WEEE'RE THE LESBROS"
Cornwind Evil: Carol: HEY I'M GRUMP
Cornwind Evil: Sine: I'M NOT SO GRUMP
Alex: no you're super grump, Sine
Alex: don't kid yourself
Cornwind Evil: Lying Cat: -all the way from Vegas- LYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIII​IIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
iKomodo: AND THEY'RE THE GAME GRUMPS

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iKomodo: Ok so
iKomodo: del isn't back yet
iKomodo: mum is worried
Alex: did you call him?
RubyChao: oh dear
Bree: oh noes del :< :< :<
iKomodo: We tried to
iKomodo: he hasn't picked up
Alex: okay NOW i'm worried
RubyChao: let's hope it's just out of battery or he didn't hear it
iKomodo: Mmhm
Alex: if it was out of battery, it would prolly just go straight to voice mail iirc
iKomodo: Oh hey I think mum is speaking to him
iKomodo: she's laughing, so he must be having an ace time
RubyChao: well that's good
iKomodo: Oh god
iKomodo: he's in a karaoke bar
RubyChao: DEL NO
iKomodo: WORSE THAN I FEARED D:
Gooper Blooper: he's getting crunk

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Jumpropeman: *flop*
Bree: hi jumpy
RubyChao: hi JRM
Jumpropeman: fraaaaaaaands
rommin ragnis: Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr​rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnd
RubyChao: frrrrrrrrrrRAPADOOOOOOOO​OOO
RubyChao hits Spy with the Attitude Adjustment
RubyChao waves his hand over his face, making it impossible for Spy to see him
rommin ragnis is Vince's new golden boy and kicks Chao in the face
rommin ragnis begins furiously wanking off my hand to signal for the SUPERMAN PUNCH


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Saberwulf: "and a golden chain around one neck." I wasn't aware Conrad had two necks
Del: fuck
Del: i hate
Del: typos

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Harpy: i should get to work on my gluttony srs post
Harpy: but i just ate a lot and i'm lazy as shit
Gooper Blooper: >​ate too much to write about gluttony
Gooper Blooper: 43 keks

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Harpy: i think belinda's mom asassinates people with food

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Saberwulf: ...Holy mother of fuck
Saberwulf: Heavy Metal is selling blacklight Lord of Light posters
Saberwulf: I
Saberwulf: I must have them
Saberwulf: "$210.00"
Saberwulf: Okay never mind

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Del asked Chatzy to choose between conrad, mangle, both at the same time and but i need it. Chatzy chose: both at the same time
Gooper Blooper: conman
Bree: mangrad
Del: CONRAD MY CHILD...
Gooper Blooper: i dont want to be hip with the dorks
Del: please buy me an esoteric board game...

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RubyChao: VGCW chat: "I like to imagine that the universe itself doesn't know what to do with Waluigi so it just sort of allows whatever to happen."

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Cornwind Evil: I find it funny how I am the only real wrestling fan except MAYBE Spy, and yet so many wrestling phrases have infected this community
iKomodo: It is kinda weird, isn't it
sef rollin: Ow, my wrestlecred called into question
sef rollin: Although granted I'm like a drop in the ocean compared to CW
Cornwind Evil: Darn straight
M Sheep: THAT SPY HAD A FAMILY!
M Sheep: I mean
M Sheep: I have no idea what you're talking about, Cw

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Jumpropeman: I'll be back when the world allows
Jumpropeman: stay sweet my pixie sticks
Lost Tomwhere in Time: adios JRM
Lost Tomwhere in Time: beaming positive vibes at you
Lost Tomwhere in Time: with my bald head
Jumpropeman: *absorbs the bald energy*
Jumpropeman: *loses all his hair as a result*
Jumpropeman: *arranges the hair into Brawl art, so its win/win!*

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SteelKomodo: oh jesus there is an actual prehistoric animal called a Discosaurus
SteelKomodo: sadly it is naught but a plesiosaur, not a T. rex in an epic wig and suit
Draco: Tragic D:

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The Timeline Has Been Ruined: The sonic the hedgehog official twitter is delightful
RubyChao: i like how - yep
RubyChao: they apparently just stopped giving any fucks
The Timeline Has Been Ruined: None left to give
Gooper Blooper: the guys making the games don't care any more so why should they :V
The Timeline Has Been Ruined: Kek
iKomodo: Amazing

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Gooper Blooper: I sent the BBB5 title pic to JRM this morning and I will share two things about it
Gooper Blooper: 1: He loved it
iKomodo: Yay
Gooper Blooper: 2: It looks like a goddamn Where's Waldo spread there's so many fuckin characters
Gooper Blooper: HEY KIDS, CAN YOU FIND JUNKO?!
SUDDENLY DEN AMBRIS: Yessss
RubyChao: can you share me a third thing
RubyChao: the picture :V
Gooper Blooper: no
RubyChao: worth a shot

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Jumpropeman: as I figure it now I can split most of the actual KOs pretty well between me and my sisters with the actiony not-KO stuff for you Gooper, although it would help if you could do assists
Gooper Blooper: I am okay with drawing individual custard cats, individual members of Teen Girl Squad, and assistant KOs, but don't have me draw the KO for a member of a team if it's the last member to die, because then I'd see the others go down and I'd know they lose :V
SUDDENLY DEN AMBRIS: Yesss Goops do the thing
Gooper Blooper: also fazfucks
Gooper Blooper: same deal applies there
Jumpropeman: of course I wouldn't do that to you gooper :P
Gooper Blooper: I remember two years ago for DYM
Gooper Blooper: Del asked me to draw Sammy's KO
Gooper Blooper: Sammy was one of the final two
RubyChao: kek
Gooper Blooper: the year before it happened with Permafrost
RubyChao: double kek
Gooper Blooper: I have not been good at not having DYM spoiled :V
Gooper Blooper: but yeah I can help there
Gooper Blooper: I'll even draw Blade dying because let's not kid ourselves
Gooper Blooper: he's dying
Gooper Blooper: even if his client goes all the way
RubyChao: if the past four brawls are any indication
RubyChao: literally everyone who gets involved except for the lone winner will die
RubyChao: literally. everyone.
Jumpropeman: not Whitey!
Gooper Blooper: I kinda want to see an assist survive the entire brawl sometime, just for the novelty of it
Gooper Blooper: but on the other hand
Gooper Blooper: that's one less death
RubyChao: Ravage ​almost​ did!
Gooper Blooper: so close

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Jumpropeman: oh my god I just figured out where Shimmer is in the title card
Jumpropeman: I was so confused at first :V
Gooper Blooper: had a little fun with her pic
Jumpropeman: it is very neat
Jumpropeman: on the one hand I feel constantly overwhelmed by the number of entrants, but then I look at pictures of them all together and I'm like "that doesn't LOOK like much"
Jumpropeman: ESPECIALLY WHEN I GET RID OF ALL THE DEAD ONES
Jumpropeman: whoops, spoilers, you guys weren't supposed to know people die in the brawl D:
SUDDENLY DEN AMBRIS: Big Bar Brawl 6 has 100 entrants, but half of them are killed beforehand by The Walking Incarnation Of The Minion Movie
Gooper Blooper: I thought this year we'd just do it like King of the Ring and anyone who's pitched overboard is out
iKomodo: Lel
SUDDENLY DEN AMBRIS: Our new tournament-ending godbeast
RubyChao: yeah i thought it was becoming the Big Bar Hugfest this time
Gooper Blooper: *Nightmare eliminated, still dies because it's a robot with no waterproofing*

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RubyChao: question, ven; do you think you'd wanna do some more nazifights? i know i'm down for it at least
Fate Intruded: Let mine actions be my answer, sayeth the internet;
Fate Intruded rolled a die with 31 sides. The die showed: 1
RubyChao: HAHAHA
RubyChao: AHAHAHAHA
Fate Intruded: :U You did something right.
RubyChao: fucking wrecked
Harpy: dead
RubyChao: major confirmed weak to point-blank explosions
Harpy: the tractor wants the plot over

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Bree: meiling is one of those characters where "lesbro" is actually appropriate as a description

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Bree: yuugi x parsee would be terrifying
Bree: for parsee, I mean
Bree: just... rip parsee
Bree: rip

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Jumpropeman: whimmy wham wham wozzle

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