Jumpropeman: Silence hangs like a curtain:
Brinehammer: Nice
SteelKomodo: hahaha
I Lust for Robot Death: good work jrm
I Lust for Robot Death: you're doing god's work
Gooper Blooper: that's gold
Gooper Blooper: thank you
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Jumpropeman: who is Dick-King Smith, and I hope that name is not indicative of his work
Gooper Blooper: kek
SteelKomodo: lemme throw some names at you
SteelKomodo: Babe the Sheep Pig
SteelKomodo: the Fox Busters
SteelKomodo: ...also, whoops, i put the hyphen in the wrong place
Jumpropeman: yup, I know Babe alright
SteelKomodo: he wrote the book that film was based on
SteelKomodo: edited, it's meant to be Dick King-Smith
Jumpropeman: that's better. I don't think I'd want to read a book called Babe by a man named Dick-King :V
SteelKomodo: hahaha
SteelKomodo: yeah, we brits are weird
SteelKomodo: Spotted Dick, anyone?
Gooper Blooper: spotted dirk
Gooper Blooper: striped sephine
Jumpropeman: I know there's a fish named Slippery Dick that younger me and my brother chuckled at in an aquarium
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Draco: BBL. Getting a haircut.
Draco: Getting them ALL cut actually.
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RubyChao: ERRANDS LORD has been vanquished... for now
Cornwind Evil: We RPers are good for dealing with villains named Lord
Jumpropeman: except the Lord of the Dance
Jumpropeman: we never did overcome Michael Flatley
Decent for now: Yet. Don't give up hope, JRM.
Gooper Blooper: IT'S NEVER TOO LATE FOR
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iKomodo: ...is no-one gonna respond to Tenshi?
RubyChao: it's not a problem tho
Gooper Blooper: I'm too busy to talk with tenshi unfortunately
Jumpropeman: I WILL~
RubyChao: jrm no
RubyChao: i was just about to post her getting mad and storming off
---
(Blajboa attempts to mimic a Dunsparce with her hat. It makes only slightly more sense in context.)
Gooper Blooper: ROLLING FOR DUNSPARCE SHAPE RECOGNIZING
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 3
Gooper Blooper: VIOLA'S GOT NO CLUE
Jumpropeman: oh man, Blajboa sucks at making Dunsparce
Draco: git gud
Cornwind Evil: I'll give Sine a crack
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 3
Cornwind Evil: Nope
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 3
Jumpropeman: what is this
RubyChao: tenshi has not been around viola nearly enough
Jumpropeman: least recognizable Dunsparce ever
RubyChao: she has no idea what a dunsparce looks like
iKomodo: What the hell, three 3's in a row
Gooper Blooper: everyone rolling 3 for dunsparce-recognizing
iKomodo: Unacceptable, chatzy
Jumpropeman: Amity is our last hope
Decent for now rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 18
Decent for now: Well hot damn. :U Courier knows what dunsparce is.
Decent for now: BUT HOW, CHATZY.
Decent for now: -eyes 18-
Decent for now: But how
Jumpropeman: Courier been selling fried dunsparce for the past 8 weeks
Decent for now flipped a coin. The coin showed: Heads
Decent for now: Courier -has- been selling fried dunsparce for the past eight weeks.
Gooper Blooper: courier please dunsparce is a rare species
Jumpropeman: that's why he's doing it. He makes a killing off of the killing!
Gooper Blooper: unless you go in that one cave in Pokemon FRLG
Bree: now to see if amity recognizes dunsparce
Bree rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 3
Bree: ...what
Gooper Blooper: top kek
Bree: another 3
Bree: fine fine let's try momoko just for curiosity's sake :U
Bree rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 18
Bree: yes momoko recognizes the dunsparce
Jumpropeman: only 3s and 18s
Bree: viola been schooled by her own doll
Jumpropeman: does that mean Momoko fries Dunsparce too
Gooper Blooper: 3 plus 18 is 21
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(A new Touhou character is revealed, and the fanart isn't far behind)
RubyChao: GOTTA ART FAST
Gooper Blooper: Is he the winner
Gooper Blooper: Was his art first
Jumpropeman: barpost
RubyChao: he was
RubyChao: he did it
Gooper Blooper: congratulations Gapangman
Jumpropeman: I should draw her and bask in the five second fame that ignores quality due to expediency
Gooper Blooper: too late now, but keep your finger on the touhou pulse and maybe you can be first for the next reveal
(later that night)
RubyChao: WE HAVE ANOTHER NEWHU
Bree: QUICK JUMPROPEMAN
Bree: DRAW THE NEW NEWHU
Jumpropeman: SHOW ME HER
RubyChao: http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Seiran
(JRM vanishes for a few minutes)
Jumpropeman: TIME
RubyChao: you did it JRM
RubyChao: i'm so proud
RubyChao: :clap:
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SteelKomodo: oh hey, it's a CW
SteelKomodo: i forgot he was here
Cornwind Evil: I am very forgettable
SteelKomodo: aw, don't say that :U
Cornwind Evil: Say what? I forgot
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Jumpropeman: I remember on a standardized test for Texas I wrote a story based on a serial killer who got to choose how he died from three awful methods, and he chose all three because when they all happened at once they cancelled out and killed his captors instead. I got a zero because they thought I was crazy >:I
RubyChao: JRM PLS
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M Sheep: CW, I don't know if you'd want to discuss this so early in the RP season, but I am incredibly curious as to what lead you to decide on RPing a cat that only says "Lying."
Cornwind Evil: Because...I did, Sheep
Cornwind Evil: Because I did
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Jumpropeman: its time for me to finally play Pac-Man World
Jumpropeman: I've been jonesing for it but RP is so hard to pull away from
Jumpropeman: *doesn't play Pac-Man, just stares at the fite topic instead*
(later)
Jumpropeman: pac-man has a dog that looks all crazy pac-man style and then just a regular cat
(The next day)
Jumpropeman: I have decided that I'm putting Pac-Man World back in the mountain of games for now to play the much more promising Wind Waker
Gooper Blooper changed name to Skeiron
Skeiron: WHAT DO YOU CALL JUMPROPEMAN'S ENORMOUS PILE OF UNFINISHED PAC-MAN GAMES?
Skeiron: A PAC-LOGGERY
Jumpropeman: gooper, you're doing it wrong, its not actually supposed to be funny!
Bree hurls a barrage of bread at Skeiron
Skeiron changed name to Gooper Blooper
Gooper Blooper: *skeiron gleefully dances amongst the bread*
Bree: I really need to think of a joke with the punchline "PAC-KUYA"
Ruby Particle Cloud: WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAID WHO CONSUMES POWER PELLETS?
Ruby Particle Cloud: PACKUYA
iKomodo: lel
Bree: Sakuya manages a polite golf clap in response to Skeiron's humor
Bree: "I've heard worse jokes from Flandre," she confesses
Bree: (in my head I imagine Flandre as a HUGE DORK)
Ruby Particle Cloud: flandre with a big collection of action figure
Jumpropeman: Flanders is a huge dork, with his diddly-diddlies
Ruby Particle Cloud: including Reimu and Marisa
Ruby Particle Cloud: WITH REAL SWEARING ACTION
Bree: does Reimu actually swear a lot in canon
Bree: or is that a ZFRP thing
Ruby Particle Cloud: no
Ruby Particle Cloud: it's a ZFRP thing
Bree: sad
Bree: it would be hilarious if it was canon
Bree: oh well, this just means I should praise Harpy for her genius
iKomodo: :)
Gooper Blooper: Harpy reimu is best reimu
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Jumpropeman: fun thing: there was a Mother's Day party at my house and we were playing smash bros. when my nephew Paul was complaining about Luigi's negative zone final smash from brawl. We tell him they replaced it and Custardkittensrock says "yeah, he used to have that in the Big Bar Brawl but its gone now"
RubyChao: what have you done to your sisters
Gooper Blooper: The ruined has spread to the JRMsisters
Gooper Blooper: this is incredible
Gooper Blooper: I hope they're ready to sign up wonders like Periwinkle
Jumpropeman: she seems to have moved on from Periwinkle
Jumpropeman: she has a long list on her phone of potential characters, and I subtly deleted the name once, and now she thinks she was the one who got rid of it
RubyChao: gaslighting D:
M Sheep: For BBB, everyone enters alternate versions of the FNaF crew
Jumpropeman: i'll tell her what i did... after this brawl
Jumpropeman: *everyone else enters Periwinkle as a show of solidarity with CKR*
Gooper Blooper: oh god JRM hahaha
Gooper Blooper: that subtle sabotage
Gooper Blooper: but you can't tell her, otherwise she'll make it her life's mission to enter Periwinkle next year
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Jumpropeman: start this at 1 minute in for bugs disrespecting rap culture with some sick beats
Jumpropeman: they're singing nonsense but they drop that nonsense HARD
Gooper Blooper: totes sick
M Sheep: Well, i sat through all four minutes and twenty-nine seconds of that
M Sheep: Also, there's a FNaF argument int the comments below
M Sheep: You cannot escape Freddy
Jumpropeman: oh jesus you're right
Jumpropeman: now you can see why I'm so done with everything Five Nights
M Sheep: Ahahahah
RubyChao: (except for fazfuck right)
M Sheep: ..excuse me
Jumpropeman: fazfuck has been a pleasant surprise, even though I never watched his videos
M Sheep swaps out all characters with electronic animal mascots
Jumpropeman: like I said a while back, if there's anyone I think can do it right, its del
M Sheep: I hope you're all ready for The Mother (of Chuck E. Cheese)
Jumpropeman: where a kid can be a
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M Sheep: If you look up 'millinist' in Google, we're on the first page
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RubyChao: >find information on the plus disc trial for lot2
RubyChao: >it confirms that the two characters i was most hype for were actually added
RubyChao vibrates so intensely he loses all molecular cohesion and becomes a cloud of particles
RubyChao changed name to Ruby Particle Clou
Ruby Particle Clou: uss chao can't spell
Ruby Particle Clou changed name to Ruby Particle Cloud
Ruby Particle Cloud: SO YEAH that just made my day
Ruby Particle Cloud: and it's only 8:115
Ruby Particle Cloud: *15
Early Bree: USS ruby can't time
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Bree: does viola collect pogeycards
Gooper Blooper: Yes, I think it was canonized last year during the Harpy amusement park plot
Gooper Blooper: she likes spoopy cards (big surprise)
Bree: oh yeah I remember that
Gooper Blooper: (there is a page in the back of her album full of cleffas)
Ruby Particle Cloud: keffy
Ruby Particle Cloud: someday kevvy and keffy should meet just so i can make dumb jokes about kevvy keffy proximity
Gooper Blooper: kefvy
Gooper Blooper: I'm sure they'll see each other eventually, bree noted viola would sympathize with kevvy and where there's viola, there's cleffa
SteelKomodo: or kevfy
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Draco: Hi Ruby, SK, and Professor Goop
Gooper Blooper: THAT'S PROFESSOR GOOP, SHOOBIDYDOOBITYDOO
Ruby Particle Cloud: fucking hell goops now that will be stuck in my head again
Ruby Particle Cloud: thanks a lot >:(
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Gooper Blooper: celestia_babysits_violas_pogeys.jpg
Bree: it turns out Gourgeist has a helluva sweet tooth
Bree: by the end of the day she's been declared an honorary Sarahkin
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(Pokemon TCG Online)
Gooper Blooper: "please wait while your opponent flips a coin to see who goes first"
Gooper Blooper: coin is never flipped, opponent concedes after about 15 seconds
Gooper Blooper: VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Gooper Blooper: I won a Mystery Box from the prize wheel
Gooper Blooper: a booster pack is a booster pack, but the Mystery Box could be anything
Gooper Blooper: It could even be a booster pack! You know how much I've wanted one of those!
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Ruby Particle Cloud: i found a new metroid crappypasta
Ruby Particle Cloud: are you guys ready for highlights
Gooper Blooper: highlight it up
iKomodo: I am
Brilliant Kid: Highlights!
Ruby Particle Cloud: "I tried to fire missles at it, and noticed.. it took damage. I killed the SA-X and..
Oh dear god..
It didn't explode into one of the data X things like near the end of the game, but rather it exploded like a human being would, with guts and blood. Not realistic enough to make me sick, but gross."
Gooper Blooper: Not TOO hyper realistic
Gooper Blooper: but kinda realistic
Ruby Particle Cloud: "I went ahead and gave up, letting it kill me. The death scene was not regular, as samus, rather than losing her suit and passing out, was devoured by the beast. The creature formed back into the SA-X we all know and dont really love, and stared at the screen.. Watching... Staring... Waiting for another contestant."
Ruby Particle Cloud: "No matter where i went, no matter what sector i went to, that thing was just standing there waiting to kill me.. Waiting.. Staring.. Watching. I decided to approach it out of curiosity and it didnt harm me. "What the hell?" I uttered, and the creature just left me alone. I thought that it might be scared.. or the game is glitching up? No way. This is definetly a prank set up by my brother, who is a great rom hacker.. so i asked him about this, and he had no idea what was going on."
Ruby Particle Cloud: yep
Ruby Particle Cloud: definitely a prank
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Gooper Blooper: I just imagined scrolling through Tenshi's Pokedex and every pogey follows the "pumpkin thing" naming convention
Gooper Blooper: "mole thing" "kangaroo thing" "blob thing" "uhhhhh... pikachu"
Ruby Particle Cloud: pfffft
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Jumpropeman: I got so much bling I make Diancie look like Carbink BI
Gooper Blooper: sick burn
Jumpropeman: that is an excerpt from my new, modern, Pokerap
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Jumpropeman: >No Uncle Greg
Jumpropeman: goops pls
Gooper Blooper: *sets Sarah's physical ability to 1* hurr
Gooper Blooper: *sets dirk and Josephine's bond to Unbreakable*
(later)
Gooper Blooper: oh god, this villains vote
Gooper Blooper: Mother found the idol and used it, and everyone voted for her - the idol made their votes not count
Gooper Blooper: Mother voted for Yursarsh. BAM, he's gone
Ruby Particle Cloud: kek
Gooper Blooper: Wait, no, Slenderman also voted Yursarsh because he's Mother's frand
Ruby Particle Cloud: i would :3 but
(later)
Gooper Blooper: "The behavior of Gloria is becoming appreciated around camp."
Gooper Blooper: gloria looking to get
Gooper Blooper: Also Tiamat got the Idol and the Eldritch Alliance has weakened
Gooper Blooper: "Final results are 5 votes Ixael, 3 votes Tiamat. Ixael, the tribe has spoken."
Gooper Blooper: Rest easy, JRM - you lost
Gooper Blooper: voting for the sarahkin now
Gooper Blooper: >Alex, Ariel, Alex, Ariel, Alex
Gooper Blooper: THE TENSION
Gooper Blooper: Alex is done. The game says he got six votes to Ariel's two, though he only received five and there are only seven characters on Team Sarahkin
Ruby Particle Cloud: RIGGED
Gooper Blooper: Celestia and Sarah were both conflicted, but ultimately voted to boot Alex and Ariel respectively
Jumpropeman: Sarah's vote is so big it counts as two
Gooper Blooper: even sarah's votes are fat
Gooper Blooper: Meanwhile, the villains win yet another challenge with food as the prize
Gooper Blooper: They also win immunity again
Gooper Blooper: "Celestia and Ariel bond a lot."
Gooper Blooper: Ariel with a last-ditch attempt to get back in good graces
Gooper Blooper: "The behavior of Razaan is becoming appreciated around camp."
Gooper Blooper: Smooth-talking dragon being his usual self
Gooper Blooper: It wasn't enough - Ariel has jobbed
Gooper Blooper: Celestia voted for Ariel. Tragic.
Gooper Blooper: The explanations for the other votes are all "this character likes X and X so wound up voting for Ariel"
Gooper Blooper: Even Ariel was hesitant to vote
Gooper Blooper: FAMILY FEUD
Gooper Blooper: The villains win even more food
Gooper Blooper: Veshen has isolated himself, I bet he's gone when I click Next
Gooper Blooper: NOPE
Gooper Blooper: Only one vote for Veshen, the rest were split between Slenderman, Tiamat, and Mother
Gooper Blooper: Mother got voted off finally. Sheeplot... ends here.
Jumpropeman: impossiblé!
Gooper Blooper: *broderick monocle pop*
Gooper Blooper: 6 villains and 5 sarahkin left. Despite my earlier worries, the kin are hanging in there
Gooper Blooper: The villains win an all-you-can-eat Outback Steakhouse buffet. Good god.
Bree: have the sarahkin won ANY of this fud
Gooper Blooper: I think their plan is to just have Sarah quit because she needs food and have the kin's morale collapse from there
Gooper Blooper: I don't think they have
Gooper Blooper: I don't know if characters can choose to quit in this thing
Gooper Blooper: They're awful at winning food but they've managed to win immunity again so it'll be all tied up now
Gooper Blooper: "Sarahparents is now a very weak alliance." DIVORCE IMMINENT
Jumpropeman: more like Heliosdeath imminent
(later)
Gooper Blooper: "Gloria and Celestia have a minor fight."
Gooper Blooper: heavy_NOT_GOOD.wav
Ruby Particle Cloud: "MOM YOU TOOK MY BOOK I WAS GONNA FINISH THAT" "WELL I WANT TO READ IT"
Dacro: "MOM I'M READING" "PUT YOUR BOOKS AWAY AND COME HAVE DESSERT"
(later)
Gooper Blooper: this reward event is great
Gooper Blooper: The nine people left split into three teams and play shuffleboard
Gooper Blooper: The winning team was Xarr, Slenderman, and... Celestia
Jumpropeman: INTENSE SURVIVAL SHUFFLEBOARD
Ruby Particle Cloud: she is a middle-aged lady
Ruby Particle Cloud: no wonder she can do well at it
Gooper Blooper: Their reward was to spend a night in Robert Louis Stevenson's home to watch Treasure Island
Bree: Celestia has a movie night with Xarr and Slendy
Bree: kek
Gooper Blooper: even when a sarahkin finally wins, there is no fud (unless they provided popcorn)
Jumpropeman: razaan's jealous he didn't get to watch it
Dacro: The best of friends! <3
Gooper Blooper: Meanwhile, Xarr wins immunity yet again
Dacro: Parsee jealous that she's not trapped on an island full of horrifying abominations. "But enough about the Sarahkin." DRACO, NO! D8
Gooper Blooper: kek
Gooper Blooper: "Sarahsisters is now a medium strength alliance."
Gooper Blooper: they're losing solidarity with that many villains left? Bad news
Bree: there's not enough fud
Bree: take away the fud, the entire sarahfamily infrastructure collapses
Gooper Blooper: I guarantee you that's the reason :P
(later)
Gooper Blooper: Slenderman wins immunity, which he desperately needed to do because he's been getting votes at the council for a long time now
Gooper Blooper: "The castaways would stand on a perch, one arm above their head with their wrist tethered to a bucket of water on top of a platform. The castaway who could stand there the longest without tipping the bucket would win. During the challenge, Jeff would tempt the castaways to quit with offerings of cookies and milk; donuts and iced coffee; peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, chips, candy, and milk."
Gooper Blooper: gee
Gooper Blooper: wonder why the kin lost
Ruby Particle Cloud: hahahaha
Dacro: Owch. D;
Gooper Blooper: they just instantly tip their buckets and swarm Jeff
Gooper Blooper: and eat him too
Bree: rip jeff
Ruby Particle Cloud: luckily, the show had Their Original Host Bleff on standby
Gooper Blooper: Josephine has found an idol
Gooper Blooper: "mine"
Jumpropeman: is Hella Jeff hosting the Survivor show?
Gooper Blooper: "The behavior of Xarr is rubbing the tribe the wrong way." probably whining about fucking up the bucket challenge and not getting three straight weeks of immunity
(later)
Dacro: I am shocked that the most important Sarahkin of all didn't make it to the island: Uncle Greg
Gooper Blooper: Sorry, Draco, JRM made that joke the instant I posted the teams :V
Dacro: GAH! D:<
Dacro flips a table and puts a cork on Gloria's horn.
Jumpropeman: Draco, you slower than a Speed Deoxys in Trick Room BI
Gooper Blooper: dat mental image of gloriacork
Jumpropeman: that's another line from my new modern Pokerap, dropping this fall, so set your watches peeps
(later)
Gooper Blooper: oh my god
Gooper Blooper: this is the swerve to end all swerves
Ruby Particle Cloud: did they all turn on ariel
Bree: clearly they all turned on celestia
Gooper Blooper: Ariel's already gone so that would have been one hell of a swerve
Gooper Blooper: "The castaways would use a bucket to scoop water from the ocean and then toss the water to their loved one who would use another bucket to catch the water. The loved one would then pour the water into a bucket hanging from a see saw. The first pair to fill their bucket with enough water to tip their see saw would win."
Gooper Blooper: This was a reward challenge
Gooper Blooper: Xarr won it, because Xarr is good at challenges
Gooper Blooper: BUT THEN
Gooper Blooper: "He shares reward with Josephine and Gloria.
They win a plane trip with a loved one to see the Alofaaga Blowholes!
They also get a meal of hamburgers, soft drinks, cookies, and donuts."
Ruby Particle Cloud: did gloria take A Pile of Books
Ruby Particle Cloud: xarr took A Pile of Gems
Gooper Blooper: XARR IS SHARING THINGS. WATCH OUT FOR THIS MAN.
Draco: OH SNAP. Xarr is getting an alliance together.
Gooper Blooper: HE'S CLEARLY PLANNING SOMETHING BIG
Bree: Josephine took Dirk's Butt
Gooper Blooper: Xarr then proceeds to win immunity yet again, making him immune for four of the last five rounds
Gooper Blooper: he's the only villain left but holy fuck he's fighting hard
Gooper Blooper: "Helios and Sarah have a major fight." The hits keep coming
(later)
Jumpropeman: Shaggy is hungrier than a Deino in a kitchen eating raw meat BI
Jumpropeman: that's from my new pokerap
Jumpropeman: this fall
Jumpropeman: droppin'
(later)
Gooper Blooper: >Xarr wins immunity AGAIN
Gooper Blooper: he's doing it
Gooper Blooper: "Sarahsisters is now a very weak alliance."
Gooper Blooper: he's actually doing it
Dacro waves a little Xarr banner.
Gooper Blooper: Gloria plays her idol to deflect the whole one vote she got
Gooper Blooper: Xarr uses his idol despite his immunity... to protect Sarah
(later)
Gooper Blooper: >Gloria wins immunity
Gooper Blooper: THERE'S NOW A CHANCE TO END XARR'S REIGN OF TERROR
Gooper Blooper: "The castaways would have to navigate through a maze blindfolded. The first castaway to retrieve four necklaces at stations within the maze and then find the immunity necklace would win."
Gooper Blooper: Gloria good at mazes
Gooper Blooper: All idols no longer work
Ruby Particle Cloud: xarr sweats
Draco: Go Xarr! =V
Jumpropeman: Xarr's looking worse than a trash cloak wormadam up against Blaine
Jumpropeman: pokerap
Jumpropeman: fall
Draco: WOO! GO team!
Gooper Blooper: Xarr is voted out as the kin unite against him
Gooper Blooper: He voted for sephine
Gooper Blooper: "He is torn between Sarah and Josephine."
Dacro: Noooooooooooo
Gooper Blooper: "god dammit, which fat one do I vote for"
Dacro: GO ARIEL
Gooper Blooper: "Gloria, Josephine and Sarah face the jury."
Gooper Blooper: Veshen votes for Gloria to win.
He felt that Gloria had a better strategic game.
Gooper Blooper: Tiamat votes for Josephine to win.
She did not like Gloria and Sarah.
Gooper Blooper: Lord votes for Gloria to win.
He did not like Josephine and Sarah.
Gooper Blooper: Mother votes for Josephine to win.
She just liked Josephine more.
Daniel Bryan Is Again A Farm: "It is time for the snake to eat the rats."
Jumpropeman: Mother confirmed booty lover
Ruby Particle Cloud: sarah buried
Gooper Blooper: And then, like an inevitable tide
Bree: rip sarah
Gooper Blooper: Razaan votes for Gloria to win.
He felt that Gloria had the most balanced game.
Slenderman votes for Gloria to win.
He did not like Josephine and Sarah.
Helios votes for Gloria to win.
They shared a strong relationship.
Celestia votes for Gloria to win.
She felt that Gloria had a better strategic game.
Xarr votes for Gloria to win.
He felt that Gloria had a better strategic game.
Daniel Bryan Is Again A Farm: And once again, GLORIA IS BEST OF THE SARAHKIN
Jumpropeman: AND THEN SARAH WINS OUT OF NOWHERE
Gooper Blooper: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/58496258/RP/Sarahkin/GloriaHappy.jpg
Dacro: AND THEN ARIEL DIED
Gooper Blooper: We have one final kek in the form of the Fan Favorite
Ruby Particle Cloud votes for Gloria to win. He just liked Gloria more.
Gooper Blooper: "The Lord wins the Fan Favorite!"
Ruby Particle Cloud: HA
Ruby Particle Cloud: HAHAHAHAHA
Ruby Particle Cloud: amazing
Daniel Bryan Is Again A Farm: Seriously?
Bree: congratulations gloria, you survived this grueling, horrible, pointless battle that caused infighting and family rifts
Bree: and forced you to cooperate with loathsome villains
Jumpropeman: but she wins... A NEW CAR
Bree: why
Bree: why even
Gooper Blooper: The "statistics" page consists of nothing but a picture of Gloria saying she won
Gooper Blooper: nice stats you got there
Ruby Particle Cloud: well that's the only part that matter
Daniel Bryan Is Again A Farm: "Clearly people are clamoring for my return."
Ruby Particle Cloud holds up Utsuho
Daniel Bryan Is Again A Farm: Lord returns, jobs in one day to Utsuho.
Ruby Particle Cloud: kek
Bree: it just amused me how you posted the gloria happy image and she probably would've hated the entire thing
Gooper Blooper: yeah if this was canon the sarahkin would have all dropped out right off (except maybe the robots) and let the villains beat on each other
Ruby Particle Cloud: and then skeiron wins
Ruby Particle Cloud: >ariel one away from influencing the end
Ruby Particle Cloud: kek
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Oops is dumb joined the chat
Oops is dumb flailed around for forty minutes trying to figure out how the monitor broke in transition before realizing he just plugged it into the wrong ports
Oops is dumb: .x,
Ruby Particle Cloud: i'm sorry
Ruby Particle Cloud: but
Ruby Particle Cloud: kek
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Ruby Particle Cloud: oh my god
Ruby Particle Cloud: i nearly fucked up
Ruby Particle Cloud: i nearly had tenshi go "hahaha"
Ruby Particle Cloud: i'm so ashamed
Gooper Blooper: GASP
Gooper Blooper: That's Okuu's laugh
Oops is dumb: A crime PUNISHABLE BY- nothing. :u
Ruby Particle Cloud: okuu's laugh is either hahaha or ehehehe depending on how she feels at the time
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Jumpropeman: did anyone have the misfortune of seeing Chop Socky Chooks
Ruby Particle Cloud: yes
Ruby Particle Cloud: i remember that
Jumpropeman: I'm sorry chao, should I pencil you in for some therapy?
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Bree: already a thousand barposts
Bree dies
---
Bree: I'm deciding what Sakuya's pogeysquad would be if she played pogeys
Bree: I'm incorrigible
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Dacro: HAIL BREETANIA
Strange, MD: HAIL BREETANIA
Bree: zzzz-WHA BUH huh?
Bree: oh yeah sure
Bree: whatever
Bree fatseal
Good News Goopy: lel
Strange, MD: Porpoises. :{ JRM has spread his meme. : p
Good News Goopy: the beloved fat seal waves to her adoring subjects before dozing off
Dacro pours custard on Bree because that is part of Parseeplot.
Bree eats the custard
Good News Goopy: if you put custard on a fat seal, does that make it
Good News Goopy: tubby custard
Jumpropeman: bravo goops, bravo
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Draco: Oops. Be be ell. Have to think of how to get sick by Friday.
Draco: "Sorry, boss. I have a case of ZFRP. Very serious. Cough cough."
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Gooper Blooper: I've mentioned a couple times how I had a proto-sarah character years ago before joining RP
Harpy: oh?
iKomodo: Oh?
Gooper Blooper: "Beta Sarah" was basically what you'd get if you mixed Sarah with Reimu
Gooper Blooper: She had a lot more tude
Harpy: lel
iKomodo: Aw yisss
Harpy: so green white mage from FFT :U
Gooper Blooper: Exactly
RubyChao: "i'm kinda tired of all these villains starting shit"
RubyChao: "but someone has to stop them AND IT SURE AS HELL IS GONNA BE ME"
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Gooper Blooper: ate the jello
Gooper Blooper: it was jiggly
iKomodo: ...there's a joke I could make
iKomodo: but no, I am mature and will not
Gooper Blooper: it involves Lisa doesn't it
iKomodo: Yes
Gooper Blooper: :V
iKomodo: :U
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Morrigan: I'm sorry to inform you, Harps, but on a scale of one to ten, Yagren's interest in Kevvy is only a three. :U
Morrigan: That's probably a good thing.
Harpy: well yeah that's good
Harpy: if you broke him, then you'd invoke the wrath of his entire fanclub
Harpy: AND RINGABEL
RubyChao: >villain killing kevin
RubyChao prepares to throw all his characters until they die
Morrigan: Bring it on I have no plans. :v
Harpy: srsly ringabel legit angry is a sight to behold
RubyChao: it is
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Cornwind Evil: Somehow, this is still online
Gooper Blooper: "Effective Tuesday, March 27, WCW programming will begin a period of hiatus."
Gooper Blooper: How many times have we seen this with internet projects :V
Gooper Blooper: "MY WEBCOMIC IS JUST ON HIATUS I'M STILL MAKING IT"
RubyChao: the only updates being to remind you "NOT DEAD YET"
RubyChao: "JUST YOU WAIT"
Gooper Blooper: "WEBSITE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION, MORE SOON" (last updated 2002)
Jumpropeman: I'm still working on that image I promised in a blogpost I deleted
Jumpropeman: ONE DAY
Gooper Blooper: What image might that be
RubyChao: a 100000 x 100000 picture of Josephine's butt
RubyChao: "life sized"
Jumpropeman: I was drawing a group picture of a bunch of characters at the bar. I drew a skeleton of it where all the characters were gonna go, a picture of Jaxx, a picture of that Hanz portrait with the sailor hat for the wall, a picture of that one user who was a bowl of sherbet, and then gave up
Gooper Blooper: >Jaxx, Hanz, and Sherbet Guy
Gooper Blooper: this was a long, long time ago, wasn't it
Jumpropeman: sherbetcha it was
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Draco: Hi Harpy. How was your cavation?
Harpy: horrible
Harpy: i was without kevvy for 5 seconds
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Jumpropeman: my least favorite touhou
Jumpropeman: is the one that looks a lot like utsuho
Jumpropeman: but isn't utsuho
RubyChao: what do you have against aya
Jumpropeman: she isn't utsuho
Gooper Blooper: pfff
Gooper Blooper: what good is a burd that looks like a person if you can't smoosh them against Pit
Jumpropeman: speaking of Horus, get ready to get smooshed into Pit
Harpy: i wanted to do the reveal when pit was around just for laughs
Harpy: "its.... A BIRD, PIT"
Harpy: "caw"
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Cornwind Evil: Truly the worst thing a teenager could find
Jumpropeman: ITS FUTANARI MOM, GOSH YOU ARE SO OLD SCHOOL
Gooper Blooper: fresh from the adult section of manga carta I see
RubyChao: the only thing worse than your mom finding your porn is your mom critiquing your porn
Draco: Do you even lift, Mom? God.
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RubyChao: it's still up
Gooper Blooper: it's technically neither a haunted video game nor a lost episode!
Gooper Blooper: Rap Rat slipping through the cracks of genres
Jumpropeman: would they ban a creepypasta if its a haunted game of Uncle Wiggly?
Jumpropeman: in it, Uncle Wiggily the board game is haunted by the soul of my dead... aunt
Gooper Blooper: I don't think they could ban a wigglypasta on sight
Gooper Blooper: but it could still be removed for being awful like anything else
Jumpropeman: does it SOUND awful to you?
Gooper Blooper: go forth and write wigglypasta
Gooper Blooper: tis your destiny
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Draco: You can leave the RP but the RP never leaves you. BI
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