Saberwulf: Who's there?
RedSpy: SONIC 06
Saberwulf: aaaaggghhhhh
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Saberwulf: We almost had this exact conversation in the tabletop chat
TheDellEater: we did
TheDellEater: and then we envisioned Erebus with a beard and it was GLORIOUS
Saberwulf: He has pet hawks in his beard
SteelKomodo: Why was I not there to see it XD
Saberwulf: ave dominus hawks
RedSpy: Beardebus
Jumpropeman: Erebeard
Gooper Blooper: When Erebus is about to enter a room, he ave dominus knocks
TheDellEater: you're all fired
Saberwulf: Oh god, everything is repeating itself
Saberwulf: I told you all
Saberwulf: I told you
Gooper Blooper: Warhammer legos are called Ave Dominus Blocks
Saberwulf: Pfff
RedSpy: Erebus once played the guitar
RedSpy: He Ave Dominus ROCKS!
TheDellEater: Now I have a mental image of erebus trying to make a little land raider out of lego
Saberwulf: Dross has literally used pretty much that exact joke like three times
Gooper Blooper: At Wall Street, Erebus follows the Ave Dominus Stocks
Saberwulf: Spacceeee rrrroooccck
TheDellEater: "Where the warp is that one piece, I swear I saw it earlier"
SteelKomodo: When he goes clothes shopping, he buys Ave Dominus Socks
Jumpropeman: Erebus went to the school of Hard Ave Dominus Knocks
RedSpy: But did you know
RedSpy: when his feet are cold
RedSpy: He wears Ave Dominus Socks?
SteelKomodo: too late Spy, I already made that joke :P
TheDellEater: you're all terrible
Saberwulf: He cooks dinner in an Ave Dominus Crock
TheDellEater changed name to NotAnOtherMReference
SteelKomodo: thank god
SteelKomodo: no-one wants to reference that game
Jumpropeman: He recently came down with a case of Ave Dominus Pox
NotAnOtherMReference changed name to TheDeleter
RedSpy: On his bagel he spreads Ave Dominus Lox
RedSpy changed name to The Baby
The Baby changed name to RedSpy
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Gooper Blooper: game guy minigames
Cornwind Evil joined the chat 8 seconds ago
RedSpy: Ey C- GAME GUY D:<
RedSpy: GAME GUY D:<
RedSpy: CHANCE TIME D:<
Gooper Blooper: QUICK REDSPY, WHICH CHAIN CHOMP WILL EAT THEIR CAKE FASTER
Jumpropeman: I liked Game Guy! His bow tie made up for all his evilness
RedSpy: I love Mario Party 3, but Chance Time and Game Guy always turned into "AI was here you are a loser"
Gooper Blooper asked Chatzy to choose between Big Chain Chomp and Little Chain Chomp. Chatzy chose: Big Chain Chomp
RedSpy: Oh, that's a mistake. Big Chomp NEVER wins
Gooper Blooper: I'll trust your judgement, Chatzy
RedSpy: Except when it does
Gooper Blooper: *Little Chomp wins*
RedSpy: Also, Chatzy can be a jerk
Gooper Blooper: *Little Chomp is actually Sarah*
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Cornwind Evil: So, my character today
Cornwind Evil: 1) Set his hair on fire
Cornwind Evil: 2) Acquired a chicken army
Cornwind Evil: 3) Unmasked a murderer by going up to him with the murder weapon and saying "ARE YOU THE MURDERER?"
Cornwind Evil: And then rolling a Natural 20 on Insight to see if he was lying
Gooper Blooper: the glory of roleplay
Cornwind Evil: Funny thing. We're playing in a Zelda world
Cornwind Evil: So chickens are technically cuccos
Cornwind Evil: And the killer turned out to be a worshipper of some obscure bird goddess that focused on cuccos
Cornwind Evil: And he killed the guy because he kept eating them as payment for farming
Cornwind Evil: So, yeah
Cornwind Evil: The guy was literally
Cornwind Evil: Cuckoos for cuccos.
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Gooper Blooper: How does Raw like her meat?
Gooper Blooper: What's her favorite wrestling show?
Cornwind Evil: Medium
Cornwind Evil: Nitro
Gooper Blooper: :<
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SteelKomodo: hopefully, with the absence of Optimus, there is no energon
Gooper Blooper: And then Waspinator returns to serve the first drink
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: "It'zzz ENERGON!"
Gooper Blooper: "What'zzz wrong, Zzzarah? You zzzeem upzzzet."
SteelKomodo: oh lawd
TheDeleter joined the chat
SteelKomodo: Hey Del
TheDeleter: oh hey there goops
TheDeleter: thanks for that idea by the way >:D
SteelKomodo: jake no D:
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RedSpy: Guys
RedSpy: I know what Wheatley will do to Morgana if he wins
RedSpy: It will be time . . . FOR THE FUN SONG
SteelKomodo: noooooooes XD
Gooper Blooper: Sarah and Wheatley teach Morgana and Kayle how to have fun
Gooper Blooper: F IS FOR FOOD WHICH I EAT A LOT OF
Gooper Blooper: U IS FOR UPPERCUT THE BAD GUYS IN THE FACE i don't know
RedSpy: N IS FOR NEUROTOXIN RIGHT INTO YOUR LUNGS~!
Gooper Blooper: DOWN HERE IN THE BIG CITYYYYY
SteelKomodo: ...oh god
SteelKomodo: what if Dark Pit wins?
RedSpy: He gets to play Wheatley basketball while Morgana cheers him on wearing a cheerleader outfit
RedSpy: PIT SCHOOL MUSICAL
Jumpropeman: D:
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: I like this image
Gooper Blooper: Sarah would probably throw a party or something
TheDeleter: it's funny watching you all come up with these ideas
TheDeleter: i'm starting to wish i'd entered myself again like with Optimus, but that'd be poor sportsmanship y'hear
Gooper Blooper: I imagine the ZF team felt similar when they looked at us trash talking between voting closing and the fight
Gooper Blooper: "Dude, Playing Mantis has got this"
SteelKomodo: Pffft
TheDeleter: haha
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Jumpropeman: Ol' Gammy Jumps has baked you all cookies for being such little gumdrops
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Mongolian-Manchurian Steppe: Oh god that reminds me of how Ulrika will act around David after this. She'll pretty much be grabbing his ass all the time and making rude jokes whenever he talks to something remotely female.
Gooper Blooper: ladies love david
Cornwind Evil: Animal magnetism, perhaps?
Mongolian-Manchurian Steppe: He is actually Mr. Darcy
Mongolian-Manchurian Steppe: The women faint
Mongolian-Manchurian Steppe: The men swoon
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Saberwulf rolled a die with 20 sides. The die showed: 8
Cornwind Evil: So, should I roll then?
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 2
Cornwind Evil: ....whoops
Saberwulf: Haha wow
Jumpropeman: This doesn't look good...
Saberwulf rolled a die with 20 sides. The die showed: 8
Saberwulf rolled a die with 20 sides. The die showed: 13
Saberwulf: ...Fuck
Triangle Man rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 13
Triangle Man rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 19
Triangle Man: I win!
Saberwulf: Ah, I keep rolling 20 sided. Eh, it works anyway.
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Cornwind Evil: ......fuck
Cornwind Evil: I blame you Red!
Cornwind Evil: You stole the good rolls!
Triangle Man rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 2
Triangle Man: There, I rolled a 2
Saberwulf rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 2
Cornwind Evil: You are forgiven....NO YOU'RE NOT ANY MORE!
Saberwulf: Oh yay, I win
Triangle Man: . . . That just made it worse!
Saberwulf: wooo
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
Gooper Blooper: derp
Cornwind Evil: ..............
Cornwind Evil: I. HATE. YOU. ALL.
Saberwulf: ahahaha
Cornwind Evil: *hides under a blanket with Teddy*
Gooper Blooper: If only I had a reason for one of my characters to be in mongolia
Triangle Man: GOOPS WINS!
Gooper Blooper: HELLA JEFF APPEARS
Triangle Man: Obviously Biollante was visiting the beautiful, spacious steppes
Triangle Man: And just happened to sit down on the statue
Saberwulf rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 12
Saberwulf rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 6
Gooper Blooper: "HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOIN ON IN THIS STEPPE"
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SteelKomodo: also yes, Godzilla Unleashed is pretty fun
SteelKomodo: Varan FTW
TheDeleter: gigan :I
SteelKomodo: Varan D:<
TheDeleter: GIGAN
Gooper Blooper: MOGUERA
TheDeleter: was just gonna say that :P
Gooper Blooper: "Varan Season!" "Gigan Season!"
Gooper Blooper: "WELL I SAY IT'S VARAN SEASON, AND I SAY FIRE!!"
SteelKomodo: Pfffft
TheDeleter: and then mechagodzilla shot varan
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RedSpy: Megalon, you team-killing fool!
RedSpy: Stop attacking your good buddy Orga!
Gooper Blooper: I love megalon because he's such a huge derp
Gooper Blooper: Any kaiju that taunts his opponents by spanking his own ass is A-OK by me
SteelKomodo: pfffft
TheDeleter: megalon is the big dumb kid at the back of the class who isn't that bright but is really annoying anyway
TheDeleter: gigan is his thin punk rocker buddy
TheDeleter: who is smarter
Gooper Blooper: Gigan talks a big game but he always turns tail when things get serious
Gooper Blooper: In both his 70s movies, he doesn't die, he RUNS AWAY
Gooper Blooper: And leaves his ally
TheDeleter: yeah, what a jerk
SteelKomodo: alright, since we're comparing godzilla monsters to high-school kids
SteelKomodo: Hedorah is the smelly kid who no-one sits near at lunch break
SteelKomodo: King Caesar is the surfer guy who talks about karma all the time
SteelKomodo: and King Ghidorah is the bully
TheDeleter: Orga is the huge dumb kid who'll hit whoever you want if you give him five bucks
TheDeleter: why are we thinking about this, i dunno
SteelKomodo: boredom
TheDeleter: ah, that's it
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SteelKomodo: so, who will be the next victim of Dark Pit's Duke Nukem-ish affections?
SteelKomodo: VOTE NOW
TheDeleter: #sine (lolno)
RedSpy: Josephine *SHOT*
Gooper Blooper: The smart money is on Morgana
SteelKomodo: pffft, look what I have caused
Gooper Blooper: It would be pretty funny if he went after Sine, though, considering >____>
Cornwind Evil: Sine: ?????
SteelKomodo: And then she has to tell him she's a lesbian
SteelKomodo: Dark Pit: ...always the cute ones, it's always the cute ones!
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Cornwind Evil: Okay, everyone vote on this
Cornwind Evil: 1) Water
Cornwind Evil: 2) Fruit Juice
Cornwind Evil: 3) Mud
Cornwind Evil: 4) Thin paint
Cornwind Evil: 5) Sour milk
SteelKomodo: Erebus is on Skype, so he should be on here shortly
SteelKomodo: also fruit juice
Gooper Blooper: 6) Nickelodeon-like slime
Cornwind Evil: Gooper wins
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Erebus: PFFFFT HAHAHAHAHA, I'm on the Enochian Dictionairy thing. Turns out, "Ohio" means "Woe"
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RedSpy: ITS MOGUERA WRECKS EVERYONE'S SHIT O CLOCK
Gooper Blooper: Clock with "MOGUERA" on every notch, Moguera standing next to it going "LOOK AT THE TIME!"
RedSpy: Also, Moguera has become my headvoice for Skei
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Cornwind Evil: What was in the fridge and freezer again?
Gooper Blooper: All sorts of things, including enough ice cream for over 40 buckets
Erebus: Gezora's horrible kaiju things
Jumpropeman: Every bargoer we no longer see around the bar
Gooper Blooper: I'll have a cut of vintage Mistaya
Jumpropeman: I'm tripping out on some old Anti-Spiral I found in a corner
RedSpy: XD
SteelKomodo: Pfffft
SteelKomodo: Get me a bottle of Chateau Dudemanguy!
SteelKomodo: ...I just made myself sad :(
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Cornwind Evil: Wait, David's broke now?
SteelKomodo: Oh noes D:
Saberwulf: He just lost all his money. He'll be fine with some booze.
Saberwulf: David "breaking" is a lot like a computer breaking. Just defragment him.
Gooper Blooper: Considering how fast David's fortunes rise and fall, he'll be worth fifty Mitt Romneys by the end of next week
Saberwulf: He's worth 3.14 Romneys
Saberwulf: Which is a lot
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SteelKomodo: And thus begins The Great Separating of the Pits
SteelKomodo: Coming soon to a serious RP thread near you!
RedSpy: YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Gooper Blooper: I knew it would happen eventually!
Gooper Blooper: Sarah will have to squee really loud
Gooper Blooper: And that'll exorcise him
Jumpropeman: Summon... THE SQUEE SQUAD!
SteelKomodo: Pfffft
Jumpropeman: STELLA!
Jumpropeman: SARAH!
Jumpropeman: ANTOINETTE!
Jumpropeman: ANOTEHR PERSON!
Gooper Blooper: yes
SteelKomodo: JRM that is glorious
SteelKomodo: We should pay you
Gooper Blooper: A barbershop quartet but with squealing
Gooper Blooper: With the harmony thing where a new voice gets added each second
Gooper Blooper: "squeeeeeSqueeeeeSQUEEEEEESQUEEEEEEEE"
Saberwulf: ...Man, now I can't stop thinking of Ann hanging out with Ulrika and coming home with dreads. "What did you do to your hair?" "Ulrika says it makes me an, "Ace basher with roots like Marley!"
SteelKomodo: XD
RedSpy: XD
RedSpy: This has to happen now
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Saberwulf: I KNEW IMMEDIATELY WHEN I SAW THE GRAPHICS THAT THE SNES COULD NEVER MAKE SOMETHING THIS DETAILED
Saberwulf: GHOSTS
Saberwulf: 9/11 IN THE VIRTUAL BOY
Saberwulf: WHERE NO ONE WOULD EVER LOOK
RedSpy: Yeah, creepypasta falls into cliches way too often
Jumpropeman: It was at that point I realize it was blood and hell, and if I die in the game I die in real life
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Saberwulf: Haha man Sarah's a bad ass
SteelKomodo: She is
SteelKomodo: I take back every bad thing I have ever said about Sarah ever
SteelKomodo: Never, EVER piss Sarah Triden off
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