FYMBLE Database

Attempting to put together a loose collection of ideas for the fake FYMBLE game in the bar.

David
Playstyle: Spastic. David's attacks are unpredictable and the dodging/blocking methods are sometimes counterintuitive. Frequently stops to taunt. Medium-low HP.
Stage: The Espinoza
Assist: Chet and Ulrika
Rival: None
Alternate Costume A: Saberrain
Alternate Costume B: 90s Clothes
Final Boss: Rafflesia

Chatzy Madness Volume 7: Saxton Kayle

Gooper Blooper: Okay guys, I put the list of bar characters with cards into Random.org's list generator, plus I added a couple other characters. LET'S SEE WHAT PAIRINGS WE GOT HERE
RedSpy: OH SHIT SON
Gooper Blooper: Santos X The Sheep
Gooper Blooper: The Lord X Eshe
Erebus: W
Erebus: wha
Gooper Blooper: Gezora X Veshen
Gooper Blooper: X Demolition X Lotta
Gooper Blooper: Sine X Alex (the knight)
Cornwind Evil: "Well I suppose that's oddly fitting."
Saberwulf: You're Joseph on Skype, right Red?
Cornwind Evil: Sine:....Sarah....it's a stupid engine...put your hammer away-!
Gooper Blooper: David X Skeiron
Saberwulf: "Well he is burly."
Saberwulf: "And made of metal, like my lady."
Gooper Blooper: Nostro X Missingno
Gooper Blooper: Tapogrepogo X Shao Kahn
Gooper Blooper: Rainbow Dash X Artemis
Erebus: hahaha
Saberwulf: "I don't know what these pony things are. Are they some kind of children's toys?"
Gooper Blooper: You may be wondering who got Celestia. The answer is Richard!
RedSpy: Yep @ Saberwulf
Gooper Blooper: Clippy X Oceanus
RedSpy: Also oh god these are amazing
Gooper Blooper: "IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE STOLEN MY HEART"
Gooper Blooper: Kayle X Ksar
Erebus: I
Erebus: I have no words
Gooper Blooper: Antoinette X Sarah
RedSpy: Best pairing, yes
RedSpy: @ Ksar
Erebus: O.O
Gooper Blooper: Purnima X Ceadeus
RedSpy: . . . I take it back
Saberwulf: "YOU LIKE HAPPY THINGS?! ME TOO!"
RedSpy: THAT'S the best pairing
Saberwulf: And that's how that happens
RedSpy: Sorry KayleKsar, you've been replaced
Gooper Blooper: Ariel X Bass
Saberwulf: burn those bras, girls
RedSpy: Oh god wat xD
Gooper Blooper: Gust X James The MechaBlastoise
Gooper Blooper: oh lawd, Dark Pit got Sister Alice. You lose, kiddo
Gooper Blooper: Brilliant Kid X Wheatley
RedSpy: Why
RedSpy: So
RedSpy: British
Gooper Blooper: Randy Avalon X Starscream
Gooper Blooper: Vdrizen X Dr. Bulgrave
Saberwulf: Well he did win the singing contest, I can see why.
Gooper Blooper: Meat Boy X Regal
RedSpy: . . . pfffffffft
Gooper Blooper: Pech X Optimus
Gooper Blooper: oh holy shit, Zephyrus got Spy.
RedSpy: XD
Erebus: hahaha
RedSpy: Why do I have a feeling Goops is going through this whole list one by one
Gooper Blooper: Shuma Gorath X Christopher Ravensky
RedSpy: Until we get one poor forever alone sucker
Gooper Blooper: Josephine X August
Saberwulf: I bet it's Jaxx
Gooper Blooper: (I'm picking out the best ones)
RedSpy: I pity whoever gets Wily
Gooper Blooper: Ottoia X Desdemona
RedSpy: Happy to be an old man. Ecstatic to be a futuristic tech-warrior
Gooper Blooper: Widow Maker X Honey Badger
Gooper Blooper: Jaxx got Mac Tonight.
Gooper Blooper: "I FUGHING HADE MAG TONIGHD"
Saberwulf: fuck
Gooper Blooper: Jonesy X Flamedog
RedSpy: inb4 fire puns
Gooper Blooper: Jumpropeman X Blade
Gooper Blooper: Chester X Blackbird
Gooper Blooper: Draco X Silf
Cornwind Evil: "CU VILGEHK RAYJO."
Gooper Blooper: Designate 5 X Kirby. Remember Designate's fear and respect of the pink one?
Gooper Blooper: Okay, who got Vile-y... Lightwing.
Gooper Blooper: The odd man out on the list is Dragoshi, who gets no partner
Gooper Blooper: A few more... Morgana X Lucy, Crunk Wizard X Chet, Rathalos X Tut-Tut, Lich X Doomrider and Erebus X Eddie
Erebus: Oh god, that all just sounds BAD XD
RedSpy: Oh god Eddiebus

Chatzy Madness Volume 6: Rolling for Hot Dog Holding

Jumpropeman: If we got more people, we could always have MORE CHATZYS!
Jumpropeman: Send Messengers between rooms to deliver the information
RedSpy: Chatzymass
TheDeleter: like separate nations of chatzys
TheDeleter: the united chatzies of zoofights
RedSpy: I call dibs on calling the main chatzy Strong Badia
Jumpropeman: "Greetings from Room 3. RedSpy has been chatting about Kaijus, Deleter has talked about Mann Vs. Machine, and JRM sang space jam"

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RedSpy: I AM A STEGOSAURUS
RedSpy: :crossarmslegsfingersand​toes
SteelKomodo: ...yes spy
SteelKomodo: yes you are
Jumpropeman: :crosseseyes:
RedSpy: :crosslungs:
RedSpy: :dieofsuffocation:
SteelKomodo: SPY IS DEAD
SteelKomodo: NOT BIG SURPRISE

Chatzy Madness Volume 5: Intervention Yer Mates

Jumpropeman: no Google, I'm looking for "Nue mythology", not "nude mythology"
TheDeleter: oh that wacky google

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Gooper Blooper: Hey guys, look what was outside my house this morning
RedSpy: Its the Snapture!
Gooper Blooper: More
Saberwulf: Put some glasses on that thing
Gooper Blooper: Took him to the lake and let him go so he wouldn't get run over
Gooper Blooper: And I heard him exclaim, ere he swam out of sight, "Happy August to all, and to all FUCK YOU"
Saberwulf: Saluton, Snapture.

Chatzy Madness Volume 4: It Is Good Day To Be Giant Man

SteelKomodo: My bro is up at Middlesborough checking out his uni room
SteelKomodo: So I'm all alone here
SteelKomodo: I can do whatever I want!
Jumpropeman: Oh man, I don't want to know what kind of craziness you'll get into without supervision!
SteelKomodo: Get drunk! Invite my friends over! Eat all the food!
SteelKomodo: The possibilities are endless!
Jumpropeman: RP on the internet!
Jumpropeman: Talk in a chatroom!
Jumpropeman: you're gonna go buck wild!
SteelKomodo: YYEEEAAAAHH!

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SteelKomodo joined the chat 112 minutes ago
SteelKomodo: hi all
Jumpropeman was timed out 90 minutes ago
SteelKomodo: D:

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SteelKomodo: how goes it?
Erebus: Not too bad, you?
SteelKomodo: gonna put some tea on soon
Erebus: Metal

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TheDeleter: MANN VS MACHINE
TheDeleter: I AM SO PUMPED
TheDeleter: I MAY HAVE JIZZED A LITTLE
TheDeleter: IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE GIANT MAN
TheDeleter: hi
TheDeleter: sorry, i
TheDeleter: i lost control
Erebus: XD

Chatzy Madness Volume 3: Still the Best 199X

RedSpy: Hey guys, knock knock
Saberwulf: Who's there?
RedSpy: SONIC 06
Saberwulf: aaaaggghhhhh

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Saberwulf: We almost had this exact conversation in the tabletop chat
TheDellEater: we did
TheDellEater: and then we envisioned Erebus with a beard and it was GLORIOUS
Saberwulf: He has pet hawks in his beard
SteelKomodo: Why was I not there to see it XD
Saberwulf: ave dominus hawks
RedSpy: Beardebus
Jumpropeman: Erebeard
Gooper Blooper: When Erebus is about to enter a room, he ave dominus knocks
TheDellEater: you're all fired
Saberwulf: Oh god, everything is repeating itself
Saberwulf: I told you all
Saberwulf: I told you
Gooper Blooper: Warhammer legos are called Ave Dominus Blocks
Saberwulf: Pfff
RedSpy: Erebus once played the guitar
RedSpy: He Ave Dominus ROCKS!
TheDellEater: Now I have a mental image of erebus trying to make a little land raider out of lego
Saberwulf: Dross has literally used pretty much that exact joke like three times
Gooper Blooper: At Wall Street, Erebus follows the Ave Dominus Stocks
Saberwulf: Spacceeee rrrroooccck
TheDellEater: "Where the warp is that one piece, I swear I saw it earlier"
SteelKomodo: When he goes clothes shopping, he buys Ave Dominus Socks
Jumpropeman: Erebus went to the school of Hard Ave Dominus Knocks
RedSpy: But did you know
RedSpy: when his feet are cold
RedSpy: He wears Ave Dominus Socks?
SteelKomodo: too late Spy, I already made that joke :P
TheDellEater: you're all terrible
Saberwulf: He cooks dinner in an Ave Dominus Crock
TheDellEater changed name to NotAnOtherMReference
SteelKomodo: thank god
SteelKomodo: no-one wants to reference that game
Jumpropeman: He recently came down with a case of Ave Dominus Pox
NotAnOtherMReference changed name to TheDeleter
RedSpy: On his bagel he spreads Ave Dominus Lox
RedSpy changed name to The Baby
The Baby changed name to RedSpy

Chatzy Madness Volume 2: Sarah Has A New Daddy

Jumpropeman: I kind of wish everyone took a swig for being a bicycle
Gooper Blooper: Happy to be a paper clip. Ecstatic to be a bike. ClippyBike.

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Jumpropeman: King o' Babies!
RedSpy: The King of Babies Daycare would be so weird
Jumpropeman: Sister Alice would be the babysitter
Jumpropeman: That's why all the babies play in the mud full of rusty nails...
Jumpropeman: and drink beer
Gooper Blooper: King of Babes: Only female characters
Jumpropeman: And WALL!! peeping on them
RedSpy: King of Beets
RedSpy: Everything is a vegetable nothing is okay
RedSpy: European Onion tends bar

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Jumpropeman: Celestia is getting hella developed these days
Jumpropeman: no innuendo intended...

Chatzy Madness Volume 1: Sarah's Cousin Blarah

Iamastegosaurus: So gentlemen, I believe the answer is simple
Iamastegosaurus: WE KILL THE BATMAN
M Sheep: One does not simply KILL the Batman!
Iamastegosaurus: We trick the Batman into walking into Mordor?
M Sheep: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY BATMAN INTO MORDOR!!
M Sheep: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY MORDOR INTO WALKING!!
M Sheep: ONE DOES NOT MORDOR MORDOR MORDO MORDOR MORDOR
Cornwind: You're wrong! Batman and Robin WILL NEVER DIE
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: hey guys what's going on in this chat
M Sheep: The additional vaporation of my sanity, Goops.

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Gooper Blooper: Do you how I know who Iamastegosaurus is?
M Sheep: No
Gooper Blooper: He spaced out his ellipsis.
Erebus: haha
Iamastegosaurus: Geez, that's my trademark now, isn't it
Gooper Blooper: It's like if an anonymous user said "eatting" or "sheenanigans". It's a dead giveaway.