Chatzy Madness Volume 371: Pelswick RP Rises Again

Meticulous Sheep: Plots were a mistake.
Meticulous Sheep grumbles in the post mines

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Jumpropeman: "Look for a lizard with a big... smile" is that what they call it
Meticulous Sheep: I swear, Blanket was just trying to find a nicer way to say Maya has a face that's mostly mouth!

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SalvagerDraco: link
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Meticulous Sheep: A very specific message
SalvagerDraco: Emma Drachen defeats Deathborn on Reddit.

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Jumpropeman: follow up on burning Woodsy Owl to ashes: someone made a catchy tune about it
Jumpropeman: sadly, I have not found any clips of Woodsy being burned as of yet
SteelKomodo: only a matter of time though :P

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Meticulous Sheep: "Let me remind you that the Green Hell Zone has existed for less than a decade"
Meticulous Sheep: An excellent point!
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, I wasn't gonna let the Forgotlings go all "OUR ANCIENT 2016 CULTURE, OUR PRECIOUS 2015 ARTIFACTS"
RubyChao: hey hey hey goops
RubyChao: hey
RubyChao: do NOT diss the cultural significant and heritage of Be Cool Scooby-Doo
Gooper Blooper preciously cradles a Norm Of The North DVD
Gooper Blooper: ancient tales of the ancestors
Draco: wao
Jumpropeman: dang &oomers
Meticulous Sheep: GHZoomers

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Jumpropeman: one thing I enjoy about looking up reviews for games I've reviewed
Jumpropeman: is reading people say like "Fishing Derby for Atari 2600 has better animation than a Saturday morning cartoon"
Gooper Blooper: Hahaha yeah contemporary reviews are a great time capsule
Jumpropeman: link
Gooper Blooper: truly warner brothers quality
Jumpropeman: this puts Care Bears to shame
Jumpropeman: also spoilers for a review you'll see in like December
Jumpropeman: get hype for that Fishing Derby review!
Gooper Blooper: I haven't been this excited since Waku Waku Sweets!

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Jumpropeman: "rarr and stuff..."
Jumpropeman: "Stoooop"
Jumpropeman: now this gorgo is scary but not for the right reasons
Gooper Blooper: gorgo 2021?
Jumpropeman: bitch you know i might
Draco: Not if I Gorgo first! >:U
Draco makes Gorgo a Salvager.

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Jumpropeman: 🌚

Chatzy Madness Volume 370: Incinerated Beyond All Recognition

Derpderp: *puts saturn hype away*
Derpderp: *throws troy in the dumpster*
Derpderp: i sleep

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Mystified Sheep: Gotta stop doing plots...
Mystified Sheep grumble complain moan
Jumpropeman: that's what we tell ourselves isn't it
Jumpropeman: I said I'd never megaplot again

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Jumpropeman: "You play a boy in his puberty"
Jumpropeman: no
Jumpropeman: no I do not

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Jumpropeman: might add people in the eventual srs depending on the situation
Jumpropeman: *nails a big NO SATURN TODAY sign over the plot*
RubyChao: :(
Draco: Guess nobody's attending then. :I
RubyChao: can't believe you'd deny us saturn rescuing the shirtless hunk
Jumpropeman: he never called
Draco: How do you know? Maybe he had an X-Large with Sausage and Mushrooms.
Jumpropeman: "constantly sarcastic and aloof, but if someone is trying to be funny, she can't help but chime in. Compliments embarrass her. She tries to act tough"
Jumpropeman: this is what the hard girls game pretends Saturn is
Jumpropeman: even though she doesn't act that way in the game V:
Draco: It's why she didn't appear in RP until the other Hard Girls. She forgot she wasn't actually constantly sarcastic and aloof.
RubyChao: remind me
RubyChao: did she have... any of those traits in the game
Jumpropeman: the only moment she has shown personality is when in battle she says "The headliner has arrived!" in reference to herself
Jumpropeman: everything else is from the same stock as the other hard girls save game gear who is actually lazy
RubyChao: i think the problem is what harpy mentioned
RubyChao: they're collectively playing the straight men to the wacky antics of the nepcrew (plus iffy and segami)
RubyChao: game gear gets off easy because nepgear was the straight man of the nepcrew to begin with
Jumpropeman: it's strange because you'd think the nepcrew were being used to draw attention to the hard girls, not the other way around
RubyChao: i know, right?

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Draco: New office assistant.
Jumpropeman: garsp!
Jumpropeman: finally someone to keep that yohane in check!
Draco: Her photo gimmick will be bags of chips.
Draco: Haunted Sanae doll eats your Scoritos, drinks your Mt. Dufe, and beats your Super Gem Fighter Mini Mix high score.

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Bree: did the zeldofamily name their nobu "pudge"?
Draco: Yes.
Draco: Because I couldn't think of a better nickname for a Nobu who is basically now their housecat.
Bree: excellent
Bree: fat nobu is a fun mental image :V
Bree: (I'm only assuming pudge is fat but I mean...)
Jumpropeman: Fat Nobu is ball shaped
Jumpropeman: put her in a cannon for the next nobu war
Gooper Blooper: This, but a nobu
Draco: (She'd be nicknamed Slim if she weren't, Bree.)

(later)

Draco: Goops drew me a thing.
Bree: I love it XD
Hooded Pitohui: And a very good thing, he drew. That's a cute pudgy Nobu!
Bree: let's get him to draw all 200 nobus
Draco: I'm sure he'll be excited. ;p
Brinehammer: That's fantastic =3
Draco: It's canon. She wears PJs and her hat and plays Nintendo all day.

Chatzy Madness Volume 369: Betty Keeps Poking The Dirt

Draco: Fortunately, Clownpiece has a few of Hecatia's shirts that'll fit Claire after she's rescued.
Cornwind Evil: Portmanteau aside, I don't see the Clownpiece/Claire thing as romantic
Jumpropeman: especially not after she sees Hecatia's shirts

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pizza o’ clock: In which a stocking plushie says rude things
Jumpropeman: does she drink all my pepsi too?
Draco: AH! After ten-thousand years, I'm free! It's time to conquer Earth!
pizza o’ clock: no but she eats all your pudding
Cornwind Evil: Jumpropeman, Draco's escaped
Cornwind Evil: Recruit a team of RPers with attitude
Jumpropeman: *uses too much pink energy to do so*
Ghengis Jenga: And then jrm got a pretty cool side story in the comics
Jumpropeman: phrase I thought up but have no use for: "like a tornado with tits"
pizza o’ clock: So stocking? :U
pizza o’ clock: found it
Jumpropeman: you have my blessing to use it when appropriate
pizza o’ clock: Haunted stocking plushie that eats all your pudding and tells you to fuck off
pizza o’ clock: Also will do :P
pizza o’ clock: haunted panty plush that [REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED]

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Cornwind Evil: Coulda sworn Koa was thiccer
Jumpropeman: like any touhou, her proportions vary wildly
Draco: Yeah, well, I'm not an artist and have to take whatever fancy outfit pictures of her I can get. :V
Jumpropeman: reminder that this is Meiling's official art
Cornwind Evil: Because Zun is not the very best artist
Cornwind Evil: He basically puts down the outline and the fan artists do the rest
RubyChao: on both art AND personality

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Draco: Guys...I might donate my car to Kars4Kids.
Jumpropeman: YOU FOOL
Jumpropeman: they can't even drive them!
Draco: NANI?
Draco: Then why do they need cars?! D:<
Jumpropeman: to run 'em over BI

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Jumpropeman: far as I know, Saturn is the only Hard Girl with a "sexy" statue variant
RubyChao: damn
RubyChao: that's sexy!
Draco: Nice.
ivel: the others don't need it to be a variant?
Jumpropeman: she's outta here

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Bree: juan might be caprice's speed, idk
Harpy: juan's full of dad jokes
Bree: caprice secretly thinks that
Bree: kennedy wilson
Bree: is cute
Bree: (because he is, have you seen him, meow)
Jumpropeman: juan's a good man
Jumpropeman: a fine, sturdy man!
Jumpropeman: *spanks juan*
Jumpropeman: good stock!
Bree: o mai

Chatzy Madness Volume 368: Somebooioop Once Told Me

Jumpropeman: new desktop wallpaper y/n
Draco: Fred dabbing or the screenshot?
Bree: new forum avatar
Jumpropeman: the screenshot
Jumpropeman: it would be cruel to pick just one
Draco: Answer: yes.
Jumpropeman: I appreciate that wilma is the only one dabbing in a different direction
Draco: Til dab do they part.
Jumpropeman: I can't post a screenshot of my desktop because it's spoiler city
Jumpropeman: the spoiler being that dabbing Fred Flintstone is the secret boss of the Salvagers
Bree: you keep spoilers on your desktop?
Bree: I keep my spoilers in my chao
Bree: I said, making a joke and hoping that chao gets the joke
RubyChao: i can confirm i am a Spoiler Storage Unit
Jumpropeman: I bet chao keeps open tabs for his spoiler storage
Draco: Yeah, Chao asks me for plot spoilers sometimes, like how Yohane is going to use a TE pill to destroy Don Karnage or how Sanae is going to fist fight the moon.
RubyChao: i don't
RubyChao: that eats memory
RubyChao: i use notepad files
Bree: chao keeps open tabs because he believes all tabs should be open
Bree: he's a staunch activist for free-range tabs
Draco: Does he yodel to get more tabs?
RubyChao: not that you know of
Bree: no, his parents asked him not to
RubyChao: that's illegal, after all
Bree: he lures the tabs with free books
Draco: Gasp!
Bree: yeah he's caught like eleven tabs of patchouli fanart
Bree: the bait's really effective on 'em

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Draco: I found this trying to find something more sinister but I want to find a use for it in RP.

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Magnified Sheep screaming into the night as he tries to make the planets converge and create a plot event

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pizza o’ clock: I don’t think I have a salvager character
Ghengis Jenga: It's chick and stew isn't it sk :U
pizza o’ clock: FAKE NEWS
Gooper Blooper: No no
Gooper Blooper: It's only ONE of them
Gooper Blooper: for drama
RubyChao: i've got it
RubyChao: Chick is a Salvager
RubyChao: but Stew
RubyChao: is Dark Matter
Draco: My Salvager is Claire, because Clownpiece is keeping her.
Gooper Blooper: Stew is just Chick's Dark Star counterpart

Chatzy Madness Volume 367: BLA STO

Marten Sheep: how do I keep from entering Motormer into a race he might actually do well in...
Marten Sheep enters Basu on foot
Marten Sheep: perfect

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Season1Draco: Read Chatzy Madness, tempted to try writing some rhyming dirty talk for Big Bobby and Panty later.
SteelKomodo: DRACO PLS
Del: i forbid
Del: veto
Del: veto!!!
Season1Draco: Veto the veto? Okay.

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Must Sheep: "Marten Sheep: "Jumpropeman: you know what stinks"
Marten Sheep: boiled cabbage"
Must Sheep: This was not worth being in a Chatzy Madness
Must Sheep: I demand better jokes
Must Sheep: From me :I
ANCHOR SHOT: Sheep telling himself to git gud

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Must Sheep: "Something almost seemed to...inhale."
Must Sheep: FREDDY HELP!
Del: let me guess
Del: you want me
Del: to go find your fucking head
Cornwind Evil: "no i know where it is the lord shoved it up your fucking ass."
Must Sheep: FREDDY!
Cornwind Evil: "no he did-"
Cornwind Evil: -The Lord shoves Bonnie's head up Freddy's ass-

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Jumpropeman: new drink for the bar menu
Ghengis Jenga: Oh no
Ghengis Jenga: Airport Juice
Jumpropeman: you were so caught up in what you were doing you forgot all about it

Chatzy Madness Volume 366: I Forgot Poor People Exist

Ghengis Jenga: Dat there sure was a brawl!
Ghengis Jenga: Nicely done
Jumpropeman: thanks!
Jumpropeman: I'd be worried if it wasn't a Brawl!
emit azzip: Pffft
Ghengis Jenga: Somehow jrm wrote war and peace instead of a brawl
Jumpropeman: fuck
Jumpropeman: you would think I'd realize halfway through at least
Ghengis Jenga: Yeah it was weird how hard you doubled down
Ghengis Jenga: I appreciate the commitments tho
Jumpropeman: "War and Peace has 587,287 words, making it more than ten times longer than your NaNoWriMo novel."
Jumpropeman: I didn't realize NaNoWriMo was only 50,000 words
Jumpropeman: I guess I could NaNoWriMo if it was instead just about a bunch of video game characters killing each other
Spyleepless in Spyattle: Wait, how long was brawltide
Jumpropeman: Spy: BBB10 was 107,000 words and some change. Pre-Fite was just short of 21,000 words
Ghengis Jenga: Flipping heck
Spyleepless in Spyattle: Holy SHIT JRM

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RubyChao: i don't think spy will be insulted if i say
RubyChao: hogan winning in BBB5 would be the most retroactively awkward brawl winner possible of the ~500 candidates
RubyChao: no contest
Spaps is HYPE: Honestly, yeah
Spaps is HYPE: There's "awkward because member loses interest in the char"
Spaps is HYPE: There's "awkward because of awkwardness between members"
Spaps is HYPE: AND THEN THERE'S
Spaps is HYPE: AWKWARD BECAUSE HE DID A RACISM ON A SEX TAPE
Spaps is HYPE: If I won BBB5 with Hogan, I would've legit asked JRM to give the guaranteed champ slot to 2nd place that year
RubyChao: "well, you see, bbb4 was won by mac tongiht, bbb5 by *STATIC DISTORTION*, and bbb6 by zeldoten..."
Jumpropeman: when people go check out the ten gold statues, they notice one is covered with a sheet full time
Ghengis Jenga: The winner of bbb5: this inanimate carbon rod
Jumpropeman: it turns out Hulk Hogan didn't win, it was his shirt, who will now fite independent of his former host
Spaps is HYPE: Like, that's already kinda what we did! Said it was The Avatar of Hulkamania rather than Terry Bollea
Spaps is HYPE: Buuuuuuuut even then that lasted, like. Long enough to smile and wave him far, far offscreen
RubyChao: and to have him fight Stone Cold Steve Austin
RubyChao: but that was it
emit azzip: I’d vote for inanimate carbon rod

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Gooper Blooper: the feeling I get when the brawl's done is the feeling I get after I'm done opening all my christmas presents

Chatzy Madness Volume 365: Big Bar Brawl 10 Edition

Jumpropeman: "Mary knows a thing or two about fighting thanks to her sister, the BBB5 champion Silence. She's the leader of the group," I know her well
Jumpropeman: and she's finally back
Jumpropeman: to land that sale
Gooper Blooper: CS
Gooper Blooper: Convenience Store
Gooper Blooper: UNH
Jumpropeman: come on Reiko, put it in the fridge!
Jumpropeman: or it expires in six days
Jumpropeman: "Grab-N-Go is a huge target, and is far from graceful. The treads can handle rough terrain, but are slow and ungainly." so what I'm hearing is
Jumpropeman: stick them in the asteroid section
Gooper Blooper: the water
Gooper Blooper: the moron mountain pathways
Jumpropeman: I'll just put them in the stands to start
Gooper Blooper: Perched precariously atop the pennzoil cans
Jumpropeman: ah yes
Jumpropeman: xyra
Jumpropeman: *pencils in number 1 vote*
N Goat: Who?
Jumpropeman: I like to believe it won't happen
Jumpropeman: I'm a more complex individual than that
N Goat: Are you sure?
Jumpropeman: but also
Jumpropeman: SHE'S SUCH A CUTIE
Gooper Blooper: *has Xyra spend the next five days sitting in valhalla eating pizza and drinking dr pepper while calling Mega Drive cool*
Jumpropeman: you fiend
Jumpropeman: "(there are other transformations besides these, and JRM is free to make up his own if he wishes):"
Jumpropeman: *glasses shimmer*

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Jumpropeman: oh my, forgot how emaciated Ralph looks
Jumpropeman: I should really watch Rampage to prepare for this!
Jumpropeman: and to see Ralph glide like a flying squirrel
Draco: That was really one of the sillier parts, which is why it was great.
Draco: It's the Big Bkaiju Brawl this year.
Jumpropeman: how dare you call Lizzie dumb D:<
Draco: You're right. I'll change that so she's an MIT graduate.
Jumpropeman: she's at least twice as smart as shimmer!
Draco: To be fair, even Shimmer is smarter than Shimmer, she's THAT dumb.

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ivel: "-Jack Spicer is nothing more than a cowardly, pasty wimp with a fragile ego and an inferiority complex who has hidden himself away from the world," Pito is supposed to save the deaths for the Brawl, not their entries