Monday, May 19, 2025

Chatzy Madness Volume 426: Explore Anguirus' Bathroom

Marty-o Sheep: Looking at blogs
Marty-o Sheep: Why Concord?
Jumpropeman: oh hey
Jumpropeman: it's sheep!
Jumpropeman: well you see sheep...
Jumpropeman: brb-
Marty-o Sheep: Should have been Bleeding Edge
Jumpropeman: concord is a personal challenge and something I can make goofy where I like
Marty-o Sheep: Ah! Here's the trailer I was thinking of!
Jumpropeman: i remember that snake
Jumpropeman: i did a big plot about overcoming societal prejudices, this year I'm not going so heavy
Jumpropeman he says, knowing about other plans already in motion
Harpnaomi: no Heavy involved
Marty-o Sheep: Bleeding Edge is the superior Overwatch clone, because you can play a dolphin
Marty-o Sheep: An angry dolphin.
Jumpropeman: I'm not using Concord because it's good, mate
Marty-o Sheep: "CALL ON CONCORD!"
Marty-o Sheep: I'd rather...not.
Marty-o Sheep: "Concord does the job by the book"
Marty-o Sheep: The Book of Mormon, maybe-

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Donkey Kong Has A Chainsaw: All I know about Marvel Rivals is that Squirrel Girl has a ba-donkdonk and they made Namor Aquaman
Gooper Blooper: yeah she got "Girl Of The Month" status for a bit there
Guns Dont Go There: I have been playing Marvel Rivals
Guns Dont Go There: Currently the Internet is Horny for Emma Frost because they made her tall
Jumpropeman: i thought it was the thighs that are thicker than a redwood
Guns Dont Go There: two things can be true

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Gooper Blooper: Oh, for non-sheep people: did a profiles update to detail out Venus' inventory
Jumpropeman clicks Troublemakers expecting her to be there
Gooper Blooper: I named my villains folder "Troublemakers" because they are rather underwhelming by villain standards
Gooper Blooper: She's got a whole shelf labeled "Stupid Fireworks" with a couple Watermelon Ninjas nestled between some of those pooping dog novelties and a gender reveal bomb that shoots green smoke
Jumpropeman: "gender reveal bomb"
Jumpropeman: her ultimate weapon...
Gooper Blooper: "isn't it supposed to be pink or blue" "it's green, figure it out yourself"
RubyChao: mental image that just struck me: this is chara buying one and setting it off when someone tries to pigeonhole her into a gender binary
they will she/they all they dang like
Gooper Blooper: I mostly stuck with "she" for Chara in the end but I tried to slip in some theys here and there when it flowed well with the writing
Gooper Blooper: Chara's true gender is Chocolate

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Gooper Blooper: Most important Switch 2 news: the carts still taste disgusting
Jumpropeman: make some switch cartridge soup