Chatzy Madness Volume 389: Delicious Sexy Burritos

Jumpropeman searches Little Hope on Gamefly, Littlest Pet Shop: City Friends is a top result
Jumpropeman: I know it just flagged the word little but
Jumpropeman: still ominous
Harpyathome: ominous.
Jumpropeman: dang, its unavailable
Jumpropeman: I won't learn of the dire circumstances those pets are in
Jumpropeman: didn't realize the monkey was on a slide at first
Jumpropeman: i thought it was an altar in front of a pyramid
Draco: Praise monkey
Jumpropeman: The Shrine of the Saccharine Monkey
Jumpropeman: I could legit add that to shrine hills, have it be some place to pray at for the safety of your pets or farm animals...
Draco: Legends of the Hidden Templeplot when

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Jumpropeman: what I do have energy for: vacuuming my room, doing the laundry
Jumpropeman: what I don't have energy for: getting up to swap the cartridges in my Switch

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Jumpropeman: she dead

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Medic Sheep: FINALLY
Medic Sheep: read all the spoilers
Medic Sheep: One reason I dread a Brawl win:
Medic Sheep: Making everyone sit on their hands until I finish reading
RubyChao: trust me
RubyChao: i could survive the wait
ivel: it would be worth it

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(Fat Of The Land comes back to life, but as a human girl instead of a crab hivemind)

The Crableter: Srspost
Cornwind Evil: Oh god Del
Cornwind Evil: You monster
RubyChao: i can't believe Fat of the Land has been Touhouified
Medic Sheep: Chunor has company!
Cornwind Evil: Now Julia has to put HER in the hospital too!
Draco: But Cornwind, that IS Julia! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Bree: I have been waiting to make this comment since del told me about this plan: I can't believe fat of the land is a real girl now
Draco: lel
The Crableter: Lmao at these reactions
Jumpropeman: Fat of the Land better be chunky or why even have the name :I
Medic Sheep: Something, something, bountiful tracts of land
The Crableter: I'll be real I didn't think too hard about her physical appearance
Harpmobile: Amazing
The Crableter: I'm gonna sleep now, we shall check on this situation tomorrow perhaps :3
Draco: If she isn't, we can call her FLAT of the Land.

Chatzy Madness Volume 388: Big Bar Brawl 11 Edition

Draco: link
Harpy: ow.
Bree: blasphemy
Bree: every month is pride month if you're chimata
Bree: chao you must make chimata do something gay this instant
Harpy: violet just lifts her leg a little
Harpy: sexily.
Harpy: for more you gotta pay up-
AlternateChao: okay
AlternateChao: chimata goes and makes out with raiko then
Harpy: so uh, when's the grove ordained wedding-
Draco: That is a good gay thing for Chimata to do.
Draco: How much did she pay Raiko for it?
AlternateChao: that's a secret
AlternateChao: after all
AlternateChao: you don't kiss and tell
Draco: Good point!

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Jumpropeman makes a note to throw cirnos at brine characters post brawl
Jumpropeman makes a general note to rp at him in general because it has just not lined up much
Jumpropeman: mainly I just want to hit them with friendship beams after all the trauma beams
Gooper Blooper: Cirno's good for that
Gooper Blooper: Sad Chunor? Kepler having a breakdown upon realizing reality is real? Rub a Cirno on 'em
Jumpropeman: I know you've been fiting wars for thousands of wars, but have you considered... dumb fairy?
Jumpropeman: thousands of years
Jumpropeman: either that or wars within wars
Gooper Blooper: I wouldn't put it past them
Bree: yo dawg I heard you hate wars, so I put some wars in your wars so you can war crime while you war crime

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Harpy: "are you okay?" "i'll alive"
Harpy: a typical conversation between me and ivel
Harpy: guess who is who... the answer... may shock you-
Bree: both lines are both of you simultaneously somehow
Harpy: lel
Draco: I'm with Bree on this one.
Jumpropeman: first was terry bogard
Harpy: yeah terry bogard was in my house
Harpy: personally asking if i was okay
Jumpropeman: he's nice like that

Chatzy Madness Volume 387: Avoid Being Baked At All Costs

Macintosh Sheep: Hey kids, want to see a dead body?
Macintosh Sheep: Wait, no
Macintosh Sheep: The other thing
Macintosh Sheep: Hello
Macintosh Sheep: "we have perhaps gone overboard" Immersion ruined. ZF Corp would never asked themselves that.
Macintosh Sheep: IT'S HER!
Jumpropeman: hope I didn't step on your toes sheep :P
Macintosh Sheep: I forgot she had a bird's nest in her hat.
Macintosh Sheep: "so this Brawl might actually benefit the jungle more than hurt it!"
Macintosh Sheep: Alright, gang...How many times can we nuke this jungle in one Brawl?
Macintosh Sheep: "and the old sawmill even still stands!"
Macintosh Sheep: And over there's the old sawmill...Yeah, you keep aware of there. Some folks say that sometimes, they seen a Cirno fumo in the window...
Gooper Blooper: This is a great arena. I like how the sawmill and waterfall give it a flavor that ends up feeling like Jungle Paul Bunyan
Macintosh Sheep: "Entrants must be capable of interaction with other competitors"
Macintosh Sheep: *Insert joke about painfully shy character here*
Macintosh Sheep: "I reserve the right to replace them with Snivel from Casper: A Spirited Beginning without warning."
Macintosh Sheep: THE ONE THING I ASKED YOU NOT TO DOOOO!
Gooper Blooper: He's going to snivel his finest snivel!

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Macintosh Sheep: "LUCINA AND KAKUNA CHANGE THEIR FATE!"
Macintosh Sheep: If ye could change yer fate...would'ja?
Macintosh Sheep: "-Lucina is the true entrant. Kakuna is her assistant."
Macintosh Sheep: booooo
Macintosh Sheep: "no, this is Kakuna's entire movepool"
Macintosh Sheep: *rubs hands together like a fly*
Macintosh Sheep: "combo his techniques into one another to create new attacks"
Macintosh Sheep: Yeeeeees

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Macintosh Sheep: Alright, having read the available profiles, I shall now rest these weary and oddly sandy bones...for just a moment......
Macintosh Sheep left the chat
Draco: SHEEP, YOU DON'T HAVE TIME-
Draco: He's gone.

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Draco: ...I have left myself a cryptic calendar reminder about who to enter as my Secret Fiter. I wish past me had gone into a bit more detail.
Gooper Blooper: Draco's Secret Fiter is so secret even he doesn't know who it is
Draco: It is a mystery.
Gooper Blooper: No, JRM picks that one