Chatzy Madness Volume 345: Pong FAQ

N Goat: I HAVE FOUND A NEW CHARACTER
Jumpropeman: Prism's uncle
MobileDraco: Regice?

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Del Is You: Okay so
Del Is You: I am very, very, very happy that knuckles has got zero votes
Del Is You: Not even sarcastic
Del Is You: He's gonna die hilariously and I can't wait :U
Gooper Blooper: "oh no"
RubyChao: oh no
Del Is You: oh no

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Bree: a ZFPD interrogation
Gooper Blooper: seems accurate

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ivel: "Commander_Cookiepuss: Noseless horror on noseless horror violence"
ivel: out of context quote for Goops ;P
Gooper Blooper: more like NOSED HORRORS

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Bree: excellent line from this WoW quest
Bree: "[...] he wrote me saying he's out of ammunition. I sent him down there with enough ammo to shoot the planet in half, but flint goes through ammunition like you or I go through... air. so, I need you to bring him some more, will ya?"
Gooper Blooper: So a ZFPD quest where we bring Blasto ammo, got it
Bree: it makes slightly more sense when it's blasto. he's got like twelve limbs and three times as many guns
Bree: this dude I'm bringing ammo to is a friggin dwarf, he's got two dang arms and can hold one (1) gun
Bree: (there are no handguns in WoW, all firearms require two hands to use)
Bree: then again maybe this dwarf has really terrible aim. this is an engineering quest and last time I checked in with flint the dwarf, the questgiver remarked that they try to keep him from inventing/building things because he ruins everything
Bree: there's, like, a pretty compelling reason why this guy isn't in the engineering shop in dalaran, I'm guessing
Bree: (the ones sending me to him are at the engineering shop in dalaran - this dude seems to be, like, "that one underling that gets the less important, far-away jobs so they can safely fuck up where it won't affect anybody else")

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Dreadball Del: https://over-ti.me/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/da-don.jpg
Jumpropeman: vince should have used that in the brawl
SteelKomodo: kek
Draco: Vince is ready for Race Yer Mates.

Chatzy Madness Volume 344: I'll Send One Of The Boys Over

Del in Tent: Jinteki are anti-thicc
Del in Tent: Confirmed
Draco: Good to know.

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Jumpropeman: THE MOST IMPORTANT CHANGE FROM THE RECENT UPDATE EMAIL
N Goat: whaaaat
Jumpropeman: PAY FOR PARTY HATS
Jumpropeman: USE REAL MONEY FOR TEMPORARY MEANINGLESS FLUFF
RubyChao: aaaaahahahahahaha
RubyChao: beautiful
Jumpropeman: I bet that's what caused the gold glitch
Jumpropeman: implementing this VITAL, more important than borders, feature
Gooper Blooper: who needs borders when you have hats
RubyChao: time to use hats to indicate where borders used to be
Jumpropeman: I like that their example post of a post with a hat is Tapatalk explaining how to disable a feature
RubyChao: i have slain festive hats
RubyChao: i apologize
Jumpropeman: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
RubyChao: but we are not yet good enough as a community to deserve hats
RubyChao: we must defer hats
RubyChao: to when we have EARNED it
Jumpropeman: I considered not telling anyone they existed
Jumpropeman: and just thrusting one on someone one day
Jumpropeman: when tapatalk adds Unusual Hats
Jumpropeman: then we'll be in business

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Jumpropeman: "Classic Game Consoles Mini Retro Game Consoles Built-in 620 Games Video Games Handheld Game Player AV Output 8-Bit Bring you happy childhood memories" What a name!
Jumpropeman: and of course its packaging just looks like a crappy NES classic
donk: Oops
Gooper Blooper: 620 games! What value!
Jumpropeman: reminds me of the Pro 200 handheld I had
Jumpropeman: that was like, 100 variations of tetris and 30 variations of some racing game

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N Goat rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 17
N Goat: :I
N Goat: Avak, please
N Goat rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 18
N Goat: AVAAAAAK
N Goat: YOU'RE THE PIRAKA THAT'S BAD AT FIGHTIIIIING
N Goat rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 18
N Goat: Oh my STARS, AVAK