Thursday, December 31, 2015

Chatzy Madness Volume 225: OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAUGH

WorkDel: i just pledged $125 on a kickstarter for plastic space dwarves because i am a maniac

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Jumpropeman: there's a guy on deviantart who has his own mac tonight costume and wears it to do strange things
sprtgh: JRM I'm sorry but I can only imagine a guy dressing up as Mac Tonight, breaking into people's houses, and then doing nothing but serenading them on their pianos

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Harpy: i had to tell my dog to stop being adorable

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Revanchist: I went for pizza. I caved to the booby lady's earnest face and chatting of Tolkien while spaghetti cooked, and now I am eating that instead, fresh from the takehome tin and the paper bag.
Revanchist: MY WILL IS WEAK
Revanchist munches with mourning but secretly pleased recollection

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Cornwind Evil: It's a CRIMSON incubus
Cornwind Evil: It has some vampire like traits but it is not, technically, a vampire
Cornwind Evil: It's alive for one
Jumpropeman: you're not alive til you tried my momma's goulash

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Gooper Blooper: important reminder:
Gooper Blooper: Gust and Blade in ZFRP: important characters that developed and grew over the course of a season, interacting with other characters and gaining depth
Gooper Blooper: Gust and Blade in their source material
RubyChao: zfrp.txt
Harpy: lel

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Chatzy Madness Volume 224: Shimmer Barf Watch

Harpy: i'm old enough to pretend to drink mead and enjoy it

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Gooper Blooper: ruined
Harpy: hahaha bimp

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Good Job, Tragic Pony: I am at the sad pony doctor

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(during Drown Yer Mates 5)

SteelKomodo: ​"Lily has absconded with Sonia to who knows where to do who knows what."
SteelKomodo: ​*EYEBROWS*
Harpy: ​they're playing board games in their underwear
Gooper Blooper: ​PARTYYYYY
Harpy:  also notice how none of the actual people who are good at drinking is winning
Gooper Blooper: ​The odds of these two being the finalists was ridiculously low, they got third-last and second-last in the popular vote
RubyChao: ​the upset is real
Harpy: ​so basically the tractor gods just wanted to flip us off
Harpy: ​i'm betting goops accidentally won this one :U
Harpy: ​THERE NOW THAT I SAID IT IT WON'T COME TRUE
RubyChao: ​MARY IS AN UNSTOPPABLE MONSTER

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Harpy: words are important

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RubyChao: so how about that small town sports sundown-
RubyChao: oh wait
RubyChao: he's dead

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RubyChao: question
RubyChao: is Abedebe just misunderstood? :V
Neo Gooper: no
RubyChao: oh okay
RubyChao commences punching

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Christmas Warmth



Christmastime. A magical time of hopes, dreams, and family. Of love, and togetherness, and sharing. Of gifts and shining baubles and starlight. Even here, in far-off Corneria, the legend of Christmas had spread. The streets were alive with lights and glitter, and a massive tree in the center of town was decorated with lights. A shining star glittered at the top. The tree could be seen from almost anywhere in town, from the third story of the inn to the snowy streets below.

Her eyes gazed up at the tree. It was magical. The snow, the decorations, the excitement coming off of the people that walked by. She could feel their energy. They were all focused on something or another, most of it planning - plans for a family visit, plans for a special dinner, plans for the perfect gift. They were shopping, most of them, and as the night continued, more of them were heading towards home instead of another shop. Home, to their own smaller decorated trees, to their family, to food and a soft warm bed.

She wondered what it was like.

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Chatzy Madness Volume 223: I Am A Bitchin' Horse

RubyChao: gonna finish my book
RubyChao: bbs
Gooper Blooper: *chao comes back in two minutes* "that was a good book"
RubyChao: back
RubyChao: i was like two chapters from the end
Gooper Blooper: Exactly, a minute per chapter

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SteelKomodo: hahaha Anthony
SteelKomodo: I like this guy
SteelKomodo: "Oh, I'm clearly in over my head... YOLO!"
Jumpropeman: he ain't much, but he ain't gonna stand by and let people be dicks!

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Jumpropeman: "[color=GWAHAHA]"
Jumpropeman: I'm really bad at typing my color names sometimes
Gooper Blooper: hahaha
Gooper Blooper: I've had a similar situation where Celestia's "medium purple" and Rex Maximilion's "medium blue" somehow turn into just "medium"

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Jumpropeman: I remember a time when I was the guy who barely went on plots
Gooper Blooper: you're a mover and shaker these days, frand
Gooper Blooper: Deckplot was the turning point IMO
Jumpropeman: I think I went on more plots in the last two weeks then I did all of 2011 :V
Jumpropeman: for some reason I thought it was a smart idea to go from "only dayplots" to "year long megaplot with tons of events"
Jumpropeman: it worked :V
SteelKomodo: :U
RubyChao: kek

Friday, December 11, 2015

Chatzy Madness Volume 222: srspost

Jumpropeman: *leaves a pineapple in chatzy*
Jumpropeman left the chat
Cornwind Evil: -eats the pineapple-

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RubyChao: wow the SA paywall is down already
RubyChao: what is this
Del: lowtax is a generous god

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N Goat: Sheeplot thing is still happening. Just don't expect to blown out the water by the depth of content or anything
N Goat so bad at talking up his plots
N Goat: GO IN WITH THE LOWEST EXPECTATIONS POSSIBLE

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RubyChao: >​playing FFV
RubyChao: "you can't get to the library anymore"
RubyChao sinks to knees
RubyChao flops over

RubyChao: etc, etc

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Jumpropeman: there's like some insane party next door
Jumpropeman: just repetitive bass all day since 4

(later)

Jumpropeman: so, I found out about that "party"
Jumpropeman: my neighbors across the street have their little daughters playing outside to really loud Kidz Bop
Gooper Blooper: what a party

Thursday, December 3, 2015

Chatzy Madness Volume 221: Prolate Spheroid

RubyChao: "In the TF Prime episode Orion Pax, part 2, there's a brief shot where the Autobots are missing numerous bits from their bodies. Ratchet has it worst, because he has no face, only a highly unsettling pair of eyes and two rows of teeth floating in the dark void between his neck and helmet."
RubyChao: spoopy
SteelKomodo: 2spooky
RubyChao: "Near the end of "The Mechanic", Batman's mouth suddenly wrenches open and his eyes dilate, going in opposite directions, which lasts a good second or two. Unsurprisingly, this was an AKOM-helmed episode."
SteelKomodo: BATMAN PLS
RubyChao: "All of the various versions of the Super Mario Bros. cartoon had their fair share of... problems.
There's the one-off Indiana Jones parody who has no face for the entirety of the episode. Given the lack of reactions from the other characters over this fact, it's probably an error too.
There's no 'probably' about it; careful viewers can observe one of Indiana Joe's eyes briefly appearing in one shot."

SteelKomodo: I think SMW had it worst
SteelKomodo: i think by that time they'd just gotten sick of drawing this fat plumber
SteelKomodo: and on top of that the saturday morning block of NBC was getting killed off by the network
SteelKomodo: so they weren't getting the funding they needed
SteelKomodo: and by christ did it show
RubyChao: "There were also episodes where there were more than four turtles in one shot like in the very first episode (like the one scene in "Turtle Tracks" that had two Raphaels running on the roof), as well as plenty scenes that had more than one turtle with the same colored headband or scenes where one turtle would be speaking with the wrong voice."
SteelKomodo: well, that's what happens when you design all your protags as pallete swaps
SteelKomodo: at least Extreme Dinosaurs had different species [smug] ​
RubyChao: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/super_llama/SFII_deejay.jpg
RubyChao: http://smg.photobucket.com/user/super_llama/media/SFII_bacon.jpg.html
SteelKomodo: DiC definitely stands for "Do it Cheap" :U

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Dacor: This is why Draco doesn't go to amusement parks. There's always overpriced food or the lines are too long or some abominable bastard of magic and science is trying to devour everything.

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RubyChao: how large is watchlin? still watch size?
Neo Gooper: TV size
RubyChao: alrighty
Ultimate Ruined: The TV
Ultimate Ruined: The TV is on
RubyChao: it's on channel ​SIX SIX SIX
Ultimate Ruined: Rap Rat Video Board Game (1992) Average Rating: 1.50/10 4 Ratings
Neo Gooper: I'm spooked
Jumpropeman: I thought it was just on UPN
Jumpropeman: which would be even worse
RubyChao: does Rap Rat air on Channel 666
RubyChao: this is important to know
Neo Gooper: Channel 666 has all your favorite spooks
Neo Gooper: We got lost episode marathons every weekend
Jumpropeman: >​UPN isn't even airing these days
Jumpropeman: wow, I hadn't even noticed
Neo Gooper: don't miss Mr. Bear's Cellar, new episodes each week
Neo Gooper: And, of course, Candle Cove and its' fifteen spinoffs
Jumpropeman: it was just always that channel I never stopped on
Neo Gooper: rip upn