Chatzy Madness Volume 147: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

RubyChao: "thought of Razaan trying to join the Space Pirates"
RubyChao: now i'm imagining him sitting in a boardroom interviewing with mother brain
RubyChao: "We already have a giant dragon. What can you bring to our organization?" "I have a really dapper hat."

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(Harpy comments on working in a government-owned facility)

WorkyKeeby: basically we can't really log in or post anywhere where our ips can be tracked, I think
SteelKomodo: ouch
WorkyKeeby: imagine how awkward it'd be to watch dota on twitch and the announcers are like "GUVMENTS WATCHING, HAI GUVMENTS"
SteelKomodo: pfffft
SteelKomodo: ...now i'm imagining government officials watching dota
SteelKomodo: and they're commenting in the chat going FARM MORE YOU GUTLESS FUCKS
SteelKomodo: that would be amazing

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Vengeance of the Alamo City: Anything you say in Chatzy can and will potentially be used against you for the lols. You have the right to as much silliness and blather as you wish. I don't have a third pseudo-miranda-right-rul​e. I assume this means there is no extra rule.
Vengeance of the Alamo City: ;D

Chatzy Madness Volume 146: Shrine Maiden Throttles Game Developer

RubyChao: every time dr. nerique says his full name, without fail
RubyChao: some sort of loud noise blocks it out
RubyChao: and all you catch is nerique
M Sheep: and by loud noise
M Sheep: we mean Grendel
M Sheep: but, no, I really like that idea
RubyChao: "Ah, welcome. I'm your colleague, Dr.-" "HELLO!!!!" "-Nerique."
RubyChao: "What was that?"
RubyChao: "Oh, sorry. Dr.-" "IT IS VERY NICE TO MEET YOU!!!" "-Nerique."
RubyChao: how does grendel constantly pick exactly that moment to interrupt?
RubyChao: we may never know
M Sheep: because Grendel is always talking
RubyChao: (people try to read nerique's lips but they just can't make it out for some reason)

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M Sheep: Grendel probably has Tiberius in the back room
M Sheep: hiding him from Glass
M Sheep: "CAN WE KEEP H-"
M Sheep: "No."
M Sheep: "BUT HE FOLLOWED ME-"
M Sheep: "No he didn't"
Draco: Tiberius is off leading his double life: captain of the Starship Enterprise.
RubyChao: i kind of want to see keiran Meet the Team
RubyChao: just for his reaction
RubyChao: "So who's next?" "Nobody."
RubyChao: "Nobody?" "You've met our entire staff."
RubyChao: "...That's it?" "Yup."

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Melody: I was reading chatzy madness
Melody: that line about how Silence the mute mastodon would probably want a puny timid guy for her boyfriend
Melody: and rereading that, my brain shouted "SILENCE X GLASS"
M Sheep: Ahahahaha

Chatzy Madness Volume 145: The Fabled Isle of Lesbos

SteelKomodo: how goes it?
Heavy Keeby: all good. waffles were made.

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RubyChao: reimu challenges utsuho to a fite
RubyChao: it's not KO rules, or kill rules
RubyChao: no, it is something even worse
RubyChao: DE-RIBBONING RULES
Sttub: D:
Heavy Keeby: no :I

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RubyChao: the only thing more terrifying than tenshi
RubyChao: is a horde of tenshis
RubyChao: a new meaning to teacup ride
RubyChao: BY GOD, THEY'VE COMMANDEERED THE BOWL
RubyChao: THERE'S NO HOPE
SteelKomodo: tenshi stahp
Heavy Keeby: Teashi

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Gooper Blooper: Spy, you're gonna love this
Gooper Blooper: A completely 100% straight-faced ridiculously intensive and overwrought in-depth analysis of...
Gooper Blooper: From 99 years ago
Sttub: Oh my god
Gooper Blooper: It's the Viola treatment

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Gooper Blooper: From what I've gathered, ZUN (the touhou guy) can pretty much only draw one kind of girl, and then fandom adds the personal touches
RubyChao: pretty much goops
Jawsropeman: gooper
Jawsropeman: are you ZUN
Gooper Blooper: JRM, you wound me

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RubyChao: IT'S TIME FOR VICTOR
RubyChao: TO DO SOMETHING STUPID
iKomodo: SAME AS BECK
Gooper Blooper: IT'S TIME FOR CELESTIA
Gooper Blooper: TO DO SOMETHING AWESOME
Jawsropeman: IT'S TIME FOR JAWS
Jawsropeman: TO KEEP DOING THE SAME THING
Draco: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

Chatzy Madness Volume 144: My Hatpeaches

iKomodo: Ooh, spah is on the forums
iKomodo: SPY ROUND HERE
Demoleter joined the chat
Demoleter: YER A BUTT-POKIN SNAKE AND BY GOD YOU'LL DIE LIKE ONE
iKomodo: Del pls D:

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RubyChao: i was frozen while being hit with repeated concussive force
RubyChao: it was fun
Demoleter: that doesn't sound too fun
RubyChao: it's just another way of saying i was at the beach :V

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M Sheep looks at new posts in fite topic
M Sheep sees Spy has entered Oceanus into a fite and not specified whether its lethal or not
M Sheep: So Oceanus is going to get back just in time to die again.
M Sheep weeps
.: Eh, death is a daily part of the ro-bro's life cycle
.: Wake up, brush your teeth, show off for Gloria, get ripped in half by a godbeast, go back to Celestia's
.: So long as Ricard doesn't eat Osh's brain he'll be okay

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Vengeance of the Psychic Wars: Mmmf those rockin' bagpipes. <3 ... Good god that sounds lewd. D: I retract my statement.

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Steam Challenge #1: oh no
Steam Challenge #1: blood bowl chaos edition is £5
Steam Challenge #1: JUST AS I SET OUT ON MY QUEST
Steam Challenge #1: TO COMPLETE MY STEAM GAMES
SteelKomodo: del pls D:
Steam Challenge #1: I'M TEMPTED TO BUY MORE
SteelKomodo: DON'T MAKE THE STEAM TRAIN ANY LONGER
Bree: lel do it
Bree: I'll be the shoulder devil to SK's shoulder angel
Bree: do it :U
SteelKomodo: WE CANNA TAAK ANY MORE COACHES