Cornwind Evil: You know, I just realized just what happened in the Sleepy Hollow story
Cornwind Evil: There was no Headless Horseman
Cornwind Evil: Ichabod was scared off by the guy he was competing with for the hand of a girl
Draco: !!!!!
Draco: The Headless Horseman industry is ruined! D:
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RubyChao: my ecology final is today so i'm going to channel my inner ariel
LazyBree gives Melody
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RubyChao: welcome to hell
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Dacro joined the chat
SteelKomodo: ey harps
SteelKomodo: i mean draco
SteelKomodo: damn it why do you have to use Harpy's old text colour D:
Dacro: Because I am mobile.
SteelKomodo: oh ok
Dacro: I understand the confusion though. Harpy is almost as pretty as I am
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RubyChao: i feel i succeeded on my ecology final
RubyChao: got in touch with my inner ariel
RubyChao: now i just need to find my inner josephine
RubyChao ponders how to improve the look of his booty
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iKomodo: WELP
Jumpropeman: they are going all out
Gooper Blooper: And the game still isn't even out yet
Jumpropeman: I can't wait to buy all his playsets and toys!
iKomodo: They are pushing Beck like... Who is the WWE pushing right now?
fd: John Cena
fd: Then, now, forever
RubyChao: Beck Cena
RubyChao: SK's beck vote was more spot on than expected
iKomodo: Also they want full English voice acting
Jumpropeman: I'm hoping for some Mega Man 8 quality voice acting
Gooper Blooper: yu mus wecova all da enewgy immediatwy, m-megaman
iKomodo: If that happens, JRM, I will personally hold you responsible
Jumpropeman: the 15 dollars i contributed would probably match the voice acting budget for Mega Man 8 at least
Thursday, July 24, 2014
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
Gloria's Bestiary
At long last, here is a reference page to catalog everything the summoner Gloria Encarta can create with her summon magic.
Being a Mysidian summoner has similarities to necromancy, but there are significant differences. For instance, the summoner can't just summon any old dead body. In fact, they aren't summoning dead bodies at all. Rather, a summoner requires a brief but potent connection to the soul of a given target. When that target dies, the killer experiences a brief blowback of soul energy. In most cases, this means nothing. However, a summoner can imprint on these soul blowbacks and call upon an illusory facsimile of the deceased that can fight alongside them.
-All of the mana used in summoning is used at the start, when the creature or person is summoned. There is no mana burn for keeping a summon active and they can be around for as long as the summoner wishes, provided they do not take a lethal blow.
-Summons can be removed in two different ways - incurring damage that would be lethal to the summon if it were a true living thing, and being "recalled" back through a summon portal by their "owner". A "killed" summon goes poof in a cloud of magic smoke.
-A summoner may call upon as many simultaneous summons as they desire. However, proper control of summons requires concentration, which is split more and more ways as more summons are called in. Summons are generally loyal, but some may become unruly, listliss, or confused when the summoner is not around to guide them. The smarter the creature was in life, the better they are as a summon at handling themselves alone.
-The summon is connected to the summoner. The summoner does not feel pain when the summon is attacked, nor vice-versa, but if a summon kills something, the summon absorbs the soul energy blowback and passes it on to its owner, allowing the owner to summon anything their existing stable kills.
-Should a summon kill another summon, the losing summon is stolen from the losing summoner's "inventory" and added to the winning summoner's selection. When summoners duel, they play for keeps.
-Gloria accidentally caused her own death in Season 3's Fite Week Rumble. However, she is not capable of summoning herself as there is no soul blowback from such a feat - there's nothing for the soul to interact with.
-A summoner can kill a summoner and then in turn summon them (Gloria summoning Garland), but the summon is not capable of doing any summoning of their own.
SUMMON MAGIC OVERVIEW
Being a Mysidian summoner has similarities to necromancy, but there are significant differences. For instance, the summoner can't just summon any old dead body. In fact, they aren't summoning dead bodies at all. Rather, a summoner requires a brief but potent connection to the soul of a given target. When that target dies, the killer experiences a brief blowback of soul energy. In most cases, this means nothing. However, a summoner can imprint on these soul blowbacks and call upon an illusory facsimile of the deceased that can fight alongside them.
RULES OF SUMMONING
-All of the mana used in summoning is used at the start, when the creature or person is summoned. There is no mana burn for keeping a summon active and they can be around for as long as the summoner wishes, provided they do not take a lethal blow.
-Summons can be removed in two different ways - incurring damage that would be lethal to the summon if it were a true living thing, and being "recalled" back through a summon portal by their "owner". A "killed" summon goes poof in a cloud of magic smoke.
-A summoner may call upon as many simultaneous summons as they desire. However, proper control of summons requires concentration, which is split more and more ways as more summons are called in. Summons are generally loyal, but some may become unruly, listliss, or confused when the summoner is not around to guide them. The smarter the creature was in life, the better they are as a summon at handling themselves alone.
-The summon is connected to the summoner. The summoner does not feel pain when the summon is attacked, nor vice-versa, but if a summon kills something, the summon absorbs the soul energy blowback and passes it on to its owner, allowing the owner to summon anything their existing stable kills.
-Should a summon kill another summon, the losing summon is stolen from the losing summoner's "inventory" and added to the winning summoner's selection. When summoners duel, they play for keeps.
-Gloria accidentally caused her own death in Season 3's Fite Week Rumble. However, she is not capable of summoning herself as there is no soul blowback from such a feat - there's nothing for the soul to interact with.
-A summoner can kill a summoner and then in turn summon them (Gloria summoning Garland), but the summon is not capable of doing any summoning of their own.
Friday, July 18, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 142: Just In Time For Death
Jensoy joined the chat
Jensoy: Hello yu dufes
Jensoy: Wass happenin
RubyChao: nothin' much
RubyChao: you?
Keeby: lel
Jensoy: Everfins great
Jensoy: M a bit drunk lel
iKomodo: Eyo jonesy
Jensoy: Eyyyyyy
Jensoy: Eeeeeyyyyyyyyyy
RubyChao: eyyyyyyy
RubyChao changed name to RubyFonz
Keeby: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
iKomodo: Lolz
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iKomodo: Lisa is gonna get a trophy
iKomodo: at some point :U
RubyFonz: lisa eats the trophy
RubyFonz: that way whenever people ask about it
RubyFonz: she just reaches inside and pulls it out
Jensoy: hahahaha
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Keeby: if you get an extra clefairy plz get me one
Keeby: that was like
Keeby: my favorite pokemon card
Gooper Blooper: I love that card too, it looks great
Gooper Blooper: I even made this unused avatar of it
Keeby: brb using it
Keeby: can't say its unused now :U
iKomodo: Lel
Gooper Blooper: how did I know that would happen
Keeby: because motherfuckingsammy clefairy
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Gooper Blooper: I really like how my MSPaint of Priscilla came out btw, happy with that one
Bree: yeah, your art of Priscilla was amazing
Bree: all them details, holy butts
Bree: and it was a drawing of her with Kermit
Bree: I might've emitted a fangirl squeal so high that only dogs could hear it
Bree: when I saw the picture
Gooper Blooper: did you notice I intentionally mimicked the mystery box video
iKomodo: I did
iKomodo: that was cool
Gooper Blooper: "I tell you what I'll do"
Gooper Blooper: "If YOU guess what is in the box, you get a mens' swimsuit calendar."
Gooper Blooper: "IT'S A TOILET! IT'S A HORSE! IT'S A JACKHAMMER!"
iKomodo: XD
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Gooper Blooper: HowChaoWishesBrawlEnded.avi
RubyFonz: pretty much
Jensoy: Hello yu dufes
Jensoy: Wass happenin
RubyChao: nothin' much
RubyChao: you?
Keeby: lel
Jensoy: Everfins great
Jensoy: M a bit drunk lel
iKomodo: Eyo jonesy
Jensoy: Eyyyyyy
Jensoy: Eeeeeyyyyyyyyyy
RubyChao: eyyyyyyy
RubyChao changed name to RubyFonz
Keeby: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
iKomodo: Lolz
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iKomodo: Lisa is gonna get a trophy
iKomodo: at some point :U
RubyFonz: lisa eats the trophy
RubyFonz: that way whenever people ask about it
RubyFonz: she just reaches inside and pulls it out
Jensoy: hahahaha
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Keeby: if you get an extra clefairy plz get me one
Keeby: that was like
Keeby: my favorite pokemon card
Gooper Blooper: I love that card too, it looks great
Gooper Blooper: I even made this unused avatar of it
Keeby: brb using it
Keeby: can't say its unused now :U
iKomodo: Lel
Gooper Blooper: how did I know that would happen
Keeby: because motherfucking
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Gooper Blooper: I really like how my MSPaint of Priscilla came out btw, happy with that one
Bree: yeah, your art of Priscilla was amazing
Bree: all them details, holy butts
Bree: and it was a drawing of her with Kermit
Bree: I might've emitted a fangirl squeal so high that only dogs could hear it
Bree: when I saw the picture
Gooper Blooper: did you notice I intentionally mimicked the mystery box video
iKomodo: I did
iKomodo: that was cool
Gooper Blooper: "I tell you what I'll do"
Gooper Blooper: "If YOU guess what is in the box, you get a mens' swimsuit calendar."
Gooper Blooper: "IT'S A TOILET! IT'S A HORSE! IT'S A JACKHAMMER!"
iKomodo: XD
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Gooper Blooper: HowChaoWishesBrawlEnded.avi
RubyFonz: pretty much
Monday, July 14, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 141: Big Bar Brawl 4 Edition
Draco: Dudemanguy combines the strength, speed, and agility of a dude, a man, and a guy!
RubyChao: THE STRENGTH OF A DUDE
RubyChao: THE SPEED OF A MAN
RubyChao: THE INTELLIGENCE OF A GUY
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iDel joined the chat
iDel: I declare today to be Butts day
iDel: increase the amount of butts and butt gags in RP by 200% k thanx
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RubyChao: >pasta says "to be continued"
RubyChao: >last actually updated in october 2013
RubyChao: rip in peace
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RubyChao: "Each person who could would control fusion energy differently. What would you do with it if you could steal it away? The ultimate vehicle? The ultimate weapon? Or, maybe, the ultimate magic? Well, I want to revive the Blazing Hell. I'll melt the Earth away!"
RubyChao: utsuho please
RubyChao: (to be fair that's a quote from when she was a villain)
SteelKomodo: D:
RubyChao: pitbros talking about girlfriends
RubyChao: "Mine once turned into a giant!" "Mine tried to destroy the world." "...I think you can keep her."
SteelKomodo: XD
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Gooper Blooper: "I'm going into a fight to the death against fucking everything."
Gooper Blooper: bbb.txt
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RubyChao: chrome recognizes "donuts" and "doughnut" but not "donut"
RubyChao: ok then
RubyChao: THE STRENGTH OF A DUDE
RubyChao: THE SPEED OF A MAN
RubyChao: THE INTELLIGENCE OF A GUY
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iDel joined the chat
iDel: I declare today to be Butts day
iDel: increase the amount of butts and butt gags in RP by 200% k thanx
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RubyChao: >pasta says "to be continued"
RubyChao: >last actually updated in october 2013
RubyChao: rip in peace
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RubyChao: "Each person who could would control fusion energy differently. What would you do with it if you could steal it away? The ultimate vehicle? The ultimate weapon? Or, maybe, the ultimate magic? Well, I want to revive the Blazing Hell. I'll melt the Earth away!"
RubyChao: utsuho please
RubyChao: (to be fair that's a quote from when she was a villain)
SteelKomodo: D:
RubyChao: pitbros talking about girlfriends
RubyChao: "Mine once turned into a giant!" "Mine tried to destroy the world." "...I think you can keep her."
SteelKomodo: XD
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Gooper Blooper: "I'm going into a fight to the death against fucking everything."
Gooper Blooper: bbb.txt
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RubyChao: chrome recognizes "donuts" and "doughnut" but not "donut"
RubyChao: ok then
Tuesday, July 8, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 140: Teenage Mutant Ninja Boy Bill
The Shrekmono changed name to The Sexy Pumkin
The Sexy Pumkin: Give me the budder~
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Gooper Blooper: I found the first PG Establishment Sign
Gooper Blooper: It was during the bar's first drinking contest: Ilsaria vs Spy vs Sarah
Gooper Blooper: Spy: "*HIC!* Thish ish fun . . . I sherioushly love you guysh."
Gooper Blooper: Sarah: "I LOVE YOU TOO MISHTER SHPY.
BUT NOT IN THAT WAY, SHEE, CUZ I ONLY HAVE EYESH FOR ALEXSH"
Gooper Blooper: Ilsaria: "OH MY GOODNESSSSSSS THAT'S SHOOOO CEEEE-OOOT!
*she leans over to Sarah, and with what might be considered a sexual? tone, she says*
Do go on."
Gooper Blooper: "*Gezora laughs as they survive the first "water" break. Air Man, meanwhile, holds up a sign that says "PG ESTABLISHMENT." *"
Gooper Blooper: and there it is
Gooper Blooper: so far back he was still named Air Man
RubyChao: >that was worthy of the establishment sign back then
RubyChao looks at Recent Events
RubyChao: how we have changed
Gooper Blooper: We started slow
iKomodo: Butts tits etc.
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M Sheep: "Look at those stats! +3 to defense, AND +1 to dexterity! That's worth killing a family of goblins over!"
M Sheep Skinpiper died for your armor
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RubyChao: >run pixiv search for hex maniac and tenshi
RubyChao: >nothin'
RubyChao: dammit japanese artists i don't know draw our weird crossovers already
The Sexy Pumkin: Give me the budder~
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Gooper Blooper: I found the first PG Establishment Sign
Gooper Blooper: It was during the bar's first drinking contest: Ilsaria vs Spy vs Sarah
Gooper Blooper: Spy: "*HIC!* Thish ish fun . . . I sherioushly love you guysh."
Gooper Blooper: Sarah: "I LOVE YOU TOO MISHTER SHPY.
BUT NOT IN THAT WAY, SHEE, CUZ I ONLY HAVE EYESH FOR ALEXSH"
Gooper Blooper: Ilsaria: "OH MY GOODNESSSSSSS THAT'S SHOOOO CEEEE-OOOT!
*she leans over to Sarah, and with what might be considered a sexual? tone, she says*
Do go on."
Gooper Blooper: "*Gezora laughs as they survive the first "water" break. Air Man, meanwhile, holds up a sign that says "PG ESTABLISHMENT." *"
Gooper Blooper: and there it is
Gooper Blooper: so far back he was still named Air Man
RubyChao: >that was worthy of the establishment sign back then
RubyChao looks at Recent Events
RubyChao: how we have changed
Gooper Blooper: We started slow
iKomodo: Butts tits etc.
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M Sheep: "Look at those stats! +3 to defense, AND +1 to dexterity! That's worth killing a family of goblins over!"
M Sheep Skinpiper died for your armor
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RubyChao: >run pixiv search for hex maniac and tenshi
RubyChao: >nothin'
RubyChao: dammit japanese artists i don't know draw our weird crossovers already
Friday, July 4, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 139: Hostile Takeover
Cornwind Evil accidentally writes Bill's name as 'Billy'
Cornwind Evil: Suddenly he seems less intimidating
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A Spy Who Actually Posts: . . . Fly, please go away
A Spy Who Actually Posts: Do not stand on my face
A Spy Who Actually Posts: It's not nice
A Spy Who Actually Posts: How would you like it if I stood on YOUR face?
Draco: That fly is pretty kinky. I bet it'd like that.
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Bree asked Chatzy to choose between hugs, hugs, hugs, hugs, hugs, hugs, hugs, hugs, hugs, no hugs, lots of hugs, epic hugs and brofist. Chatzy chose: brofist
Bree: ...
Bree: did not go as planned
Bree: so, chatzy wants illusionist brofists
A Spy Who Actually Posts: It could be worse
A Spy Who Actually Posts: It could be a high five
A Spy Who Actually Posts: No, no
A Spy Who Actually Posts: A handshake
Harpy asked Chatzy to choose between hug, hug, hug, ULTRAHUG, hug, hug and nuzzle into her warm bosom. Chatzy chose: hug
Harpy: aaaaaw
A Spy Who Actually Posts: . . . Ricard no don't jump headfirst into the boob
Harpy: ricard gets first base anyway
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Del: so i got zeus for smite free from this month's pc gamer
Del: mwahahahaha
Gooper Blooper: yayyy
Del: MWAHAHAHAHA
Del: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gooper Blooper: yyyoh dear he's gone mad with free vidya stuff power
Draco: Turns out Free Zeus is Nerf.
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: DON'T GIVE DEL FREE SHIT
Gooper Blooper: WITH GREAT FREE SHIT COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY
Del: free stuff is the best kind of stuff
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RubyChao: "When you see Donkey Kong Country for the first time, you'll do what I did ... turn into a blabbering, drooling idiot! This is the most amazing 16-bit game yet, and that's a fact. Simply everything about DKC is kick-butt rocking magnificent ... you'd swear it was 32-bit. If you possess a SNES, you have no excuse not to buy this game NOW."
Harpy: what
Cornwind Evil: Suddenly he seems less intimidating
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A Spy Who Actually Posts: . . . Fly, please go away
A Spy Who Actually Posts: Do not stand on my face
A Spy Who Actually Posts: It's not nice
A Spy Who Actually Posts: How would you like it if I stood on YOUR face?
Draco: That fly is pretty kinky. I bet it'd like that.
---
Bree asked Chatzy to choose between hugs, hugs, hugs, hugs, hugs, hugs, hugs, hugs, hugs, no hugs, lots of hugs, epic hugs and brofist. Chatzy chose: brofist
Bree: ...
Bree: did not go as planned
Bree: so, chatzy wants illusionist brofists
A Spy Who Actually Posts: It could be worse
A Spy Who Actually Posts: It could be a high five
A Spy Who Actually Posts: No, no
A Spy Who Actually Posts: A handshake
Harpy asked Chatzy to choose between hug, hug, hug, ULTRAHUG, hug, hug and nuzzle into her warm bosom. Chatzy chose: hug
Harpy: aaaaaw
A Spy Who Actually Posts: . . . Ricard no don't jump headfirst into the boob
Harpy: ricard gets first base anyway
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Del: so i got zeus for smite free from this month's pc gamer
Del: mwahahahaha
Gooper Blooper: yayyy
Del: MWAHAHAHAHA
Del: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gooper Blooper: yyyoh dear he's gone mad with free vidya stuff power
Draco: Turns out Free Zeus is Nerf.
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: DON'T GIVE DEL FREE SHIT
Gooper Blooper: WITH GREAT FREE SHIT COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY
Del: free stuff is the best kind of stuff
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RubyChao: "When you see Donkey Kong Country for the first time, you'll do what I did ... turn into a blabbering, drooling idiot! This is the most amazing 16-bit game yet, and that's a fact. Simply everything about DKC is kick-butt rocking magnificent ... you'd swear it was 32-bit. If you possess a SNES, you have no excuse not to buy this game NOW."
Harpy: what
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