Chatzy Madness Volume 138: Sheepe Makes the Poste on the Forume

The Deleter: if i recall correctly, when conrad is attacked he kind of metamorphoses into some sort of xenomorph

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RubyChao: apparently i aced my first ecology exam
RubyChao: *ariel intensifies*

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0!: BAH GAWD
0!: BAH GAWD IT'S BROWNY
0!: HE'S AT THE COMPUTER, NO! THAT COMPUTER HAD A FAMILY!
0!: BAH GAWD THAT COMPUTER IS BROKEN IN HALF! WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER
Gooper Blooper: OFFICER BROWNY WITH THE YO-YO! THE YO-YO! THE YO-YO! STONE COLD!
0!: BROWNY HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON THE DIGITAL UNIVERSE
0!: WAIT WHAT'S THAT MUSIC?
0!: BAH GAWD, WE'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE! WE'RE IN AMISH COUNTRY
Bree: wat
Bree: the fuk
0!: I don't know
iKomodo: Neither do I
Gooper Blooper: just another day in chatzy

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0!: D: Noo I made Dakota sad ;;
Jumpropeman: geeze spy
Jumpropeman: one day we'll take you to the real North Dakota
Jumpropeman: and you can apologize in person
0!: I don't want to make characters sad it hurts my soul
0! proceeds to casually break Leo and Ricard, tosses them aside
RubyChao: *has Utsuho become broken hearted over a spy action*
Jumpropeman: *all characters now cry whenever Spy characters talk to them*
0!: WHY DID I STAB PIT IN THE FAAAAAAAAAACE
Harpy: Siren is eternally sad whenever Ricard talks about his ex-friend
Harpy: you can see the infinity in her tears
Harpy: what the fuck did i just type
Jumpropeman: *Ignazio makes a glorious return from death only to be permakilled by a spy char*

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Jumpropeman: Andromalus will run on the super mega ultra boss tractor
Jumpropeman: 1-100
Jumpropeman: actually, 1-101
Jumpropeman: so each attack can be assigned to a different dalmatian

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Bree: must...write...post...nn​gh...
Bree flop
Bree crawl
Bree roll
Bree drags self across keyboard
Bree flails at submit button

Chatzy Madness Volume 137: Shacking Up With A Bird

RubyChao: darn, i was all set to theorize that the crops were being eaten by Really Big Appetite Man
RubyChao: sarah's longstanding rival

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RubyChao: so would anyone like to know the Uncomfortably 2spooky part of my dream
SteelKomodo: me
RubyChao: it had gloria in it though so that made up for it :V
Gooper Blooper: I gotta hear this
RubyChao: basically i remember me, her, and maybe someone else were being pursued by something that had unlimited movement outside but couldn't go inside, but we had to keep finding rooms without windows due to the fact that it could see in through the windows and get us that way. it was hampered by the fact that the place we were in was like 10 floors up (overlooking a dam) and nearly every room (except for like one or two) had windows so we kept trying to find completely dark rooms because of that. don't remember too clearly what happened, but i know the eventual escape involved diving into the lake below and somehow not dying

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RubyChao: "'Oh my fucking God, Pit, your girlfriend is a bird! Insert random jumble of swear words here!'" the best dirk impression hahaha
Gooper Blooper: Dirk asks for Josephine's baby pictures in retaliation
Gooper Blooper: "NO SEE MINE WAS CUTER"
RubyChao: oh god now i'm imagining dirk finding out about okuu on his own
RubyChao: "PIT YOU NEED TO KNOW, YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A BIRD!!" "yeah i know" "BUT YOU'RE SHACKING UP WITH A BIRD" "i don't care" "A BIRD, PIT" "go away dirk"

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Del joined the chat
SteelKomodo: i return
Del: so have i
Del: just in time to miss literally everyone
SteelKomodo: :<
Del: only one thing to do
Del wanks furiously
SteelKomodo: del pls this is a public chat
Del: oh okay

Chatzy Madness Volume 136: Don't Hurt Our Feelings

byeah: . . . Oh my god
byeah: A 21 on the fucking tractor
byeah: And it's going
byeah: Toward Spongebob Fucking Squarepants
Bree: pls have Viola wax philosophical/go on a purple-prosey creepy analysis of spongebob
byeah: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
byeah: Alternatively go all Spongebob to Squidward on poor Tenshi
RubyChao: "ARE YOU FEELING THE SPOOK NOW, TENSHI"

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Deleter: I am the last bastion of sanity here

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Cornwind Evil: Yuck, Red lost
Gooper Blooper: what else is new, CW
Cornwind Evil gives Gooper The Knee That Beat John Cena and Triple H But Did Not Beat Randy Orton.

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Saberwulf: Oh by the way Del, my sister thinks you're awesome because I told her "yeah that's Jake he thinks skeletons, robots and moonbase alpha are the height of comedy"
Deleter: They are though
Kirbree: #truefacts

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M Sheep: I keep thinking I've exited out of this tab I've got open, only to keep noticing every ten or so minutes that I, in fact, have not
M Sheep: and it is still there
M Sheep: I feel like I'm in a bad creepypasta

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Gooper Blooper: What animal is a Fairplayah supposed to be?
RedSpy: It's
RedSpy: 8D
RedSpy: 8D
RedSpy: 8D
RedSpy: 8D
RedSpy: A CHEETAH
Gooper Blooper: oh god

Chatzy Madness Volume 135: Sexy Stories To Tell In The Dark

Draco: Why is Del always off to the movies? I come in and 9/10 times there's a "I'm going to the movies" message from Del. Does he have a.....social life? D:
SteelKomodo: yes :U

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Harpy: i'm RPing a star that happens to act like kirby's mom
Harpy: i have found a new way to fuck up in RP
Harpy: A NEW HEIGHT

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Cornwind Evil: Obviously we need to have ANOTHER GIANT PUNCH UP IN THE MALL
SteelKomodo: no we don't :I
RubyChao: of course! that's genius!
RubyChao has a character set up a new store, called Giant Punch
RubyChao: (it's a boxing gym)
Cornwind Evil: In any case, I must go do some RL stuff
RubyChao: seeya cw
Cornwind Evil: So I'll be back later
Cornwind Evil: AND THEN WE HAVE A HUGE BRAWL IN THE MALL
SteelKomodo: NO >:I

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SteelKomodo: I got nothin
Gooper Blooper: ZFRPLadiesNight.txt
SteelKomodo: goops pls
SteelKomodo: most likely the Succubi started it off :U

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Gooper Blooper: everyone loves Celestia's buns
Gooper Blooper: they flock to see them
Harpy: Kirby loves her love muffins
Gooper Blooper: they're spongy

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Harpy: JO-JO-JOSEPHINE, ARDEA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE
Gooper Blooper: it's not a bubble butt, it's a gas tank for a love machine
iKomodo: Editing for- Goops pls

Chatzy Madness Volume 134: Mage Getting Hit By Football

Steelzilla: i wonder if Pepsi Man had an arch nemesis in Coca-Cola Man
Cornwind Evil: Wouldn't surprise me

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Thanks OBAMA: . . . Oh my god
Thanks OBAMA: The two most used names for Shepard in Mass Effect (in Italy)
Thanks OBAMA: For malesheps, Alex
Thanks OBAMA: For femsheps, Sarah
Parasol Kirby: fuckin lel

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Del asked Chatzy to choose between dota, marvel heroes, civ v, empire at war and nothing lel. Chatzy chose: nothing lel
Del: you're the boss chatzy
Gooper Blooper: YOU GET NOTHING
Del: GOOD DAY SIR

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Del: i just had
Del: the best idea
Del: dungeon-world style 40k ork game
Del: Gorkamorka
Del: actually more apocalypse world style but the general idea is waaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
iKomodo: WAAAAAAAAAAGH

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Cornwind Evil: SO
Cornwind Evil: What have we learned from this fight?
RubyChao: tenshi should not be allowed to carry because she becomes insufferable
Draco: Always put your best fist forward.
iKomodo: The Thunder Kings might actually be a big threat D:
Jumpropeman: they are cornwind villains
Jumpropeman: of course they are