Chatzy Madness Volume 106: Attractive Fertile Female Bass

Gooper Blooper: never forget
Harpy: what
Harpy: i'm getting more confused and frightened every day
SteelKomodo: Some of us want to D,:
SteelKomodo: You remember us talkin bout Lapland new forest, harpy?
Gooper Blooper: for the uninitiated
Gooper Blooper: I remember a couple years back I found a big forum thread about LNF on some travel website that captured the days leading up to the opening and then the fallout after it opened
The Towers of Austin Powers: i remember this
The Towers of Austin Powers: hahahahahaha
Gooper Blooper: I wonder if said thread is still up
RubyChao: hello goops
Harpy: i wasn't here for that
Harpy: which is why I was confused
Gooper Blooper: Found the thread, it was a site for moms
SteelKomodo: I c
Gooper Blooper: Or "mums"
Gooper Blooper: because Britain
SteelKomodo: #Britain

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RubyChao: guys we found the new character selector for ssb4
Gooper Blooper: Imagine if Sakurai actually added every single character asked for on Miiverse
Jumpropeman: Knukle fr smsh bro
Gooper Blooper: Every last one of them
RubyChao: he'd be over a thousand by now
SteelKomodo: That'd be my personal nightmare D:
Gooper Blooper: As a result the game never releases because people never stop requesting
Gooper Blooper: Or it DOES release and everyone after the first 500 is DLC
Jumpropeman: but at least we could play as Goku
SteelKomodo: I'd only be happy if it was TFS Goku
SteelKomodo: and his final smash was the muffin button
Gooper Blooper: spongy love muffins
SteelKomodo: "YAAAAAAAAY-" *Namek stage explodes*
RubyChao: i did not know moshi moshi meant all that
Gooper Blooper: "LOOK SAKURAI I KNOW JAPANESE WILL YOU PUT SQUIDWARD IN SMASH NOW"
Gooper Blooper: "PLEASE"
SteelKomodo: "No :|"

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Gooper Blooper: Remember when Rain beat demonic possession by chugging a milkshake
Gooper Blooper: Pepperidge Farm remembers
SteelKomodo: NEVER FORGET

Chatzy Madness Volume 105: Accidental God Cleffa

Gooper Blooper: At this point in time, aside from some building interiors, transition screens and other miscellanea
Gooper Blooper: all of the SaRahPG maps I still need to make are in the final "world", the second-to-last "world", or the postgame
Gooper Blooper: That's still like two dozen maps though so it'll be a while yet
Gooper Blooper: not counting postgame
YES: What about
YES: The Super Mario World
Gooper Blooper: You'll have to reenact your Mama Luigi interactive dreams elsewhere
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: Mama Luigi the text adventure
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: obvious exits are north, south and down
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: >​down
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: You fall for hours!
YES: Use: Magic Balloon
YES: . . . Come to think of it what was even the point of the Magic Balloon
YES: He kinda floated for a bit, then it popped and he fell anyway
SteelKomodo: "That wasn't very smart. Your score was: 0"
Gooper Blooper: It was a Hope Spot
Gooper Blooper: He thought he was safe but it ran out
Gooper Blooper: OOHHH HOURS LONG TIME
SteelKomodo: no luigi i'm sick of that fucking story
SteelKomodo: BUT MARIO I FOUND YOSHI AND SAVED THE PRINCESS
SteelKomodo: no-one fucking cares, luigi

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YES: The Highest Quality Version of the Link: The Faces of Evil Intro Ever
SteelKomodo: jesus that's some high quality
Gooper Blooper: All CD-i cutscenes transferred to Blu-Ray and screened in movie theaters
SteelKomodo: ...that would actually be a terrible idea goops D:
SteelKomodo: and it would be worse if they got critically acclaimed
RubyChao: CD-i takes the world by storm
SteelKomodo: five stars from Film Magazine
RubyChao: given 5 stars by everyone
SteelKomodo: an oscar for King Harkinian as best supporting actor
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: changing the quality doesn't do much
SteelKomodo: Ganon gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, alongside Godzilla
SteelKomodo: Both games are selected for preservation in the U.S. National Film Registry as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant".
Gooper Blooper: Eventually, hundreds of years from now, the other Zelda games are lost to time
Gooper Blooper: but Faces of Evil, Wand of Gamelon, and that third one nobody talks about are remembered forever
SteelKomodo: ...what kind of horrible future have we created D:

Cutting Room Floor 9: Rejected Characters Depot II

Well, you know how we are with bandwagons. JRM's latest blog post reminded me that I've got a few characters in the reject pile. Unlike JRM, I usually can't completely rule out a character or plot unless I made a replacement character/plot that fulfills the same purpose (Clippy instead of Cedric the owl) or if I do something that contradicts what the rejected thing would have done (Ariel as a dark knight instead of an archer). There IS a possibility some of these characters may show up in some form, but the most likely fates for them are Fite Club cameos or simply being on display here.

Chatzy Madness Volume 104: Josephine Bootyeille

SO MUCH BLOOD: So technically Bravely Defaulting would be defending multiple times
SO MUCH BLOOD: Silly title, that's not how you play yourself!
Agnes Oblige: Defaulting Bravely
Super Delio Galaxy: but how does one default
Agnes Oblige: giving up their turn to the bank of brave points
SO MUCH BLOOD: It opened the door, got on the floor, and killed the dinosaur
Agnes Oblige: it kills their credit rating
Super Delio Galaxy: i am very bad at understanding game mechanics when they are described to me
Super Delio Galaxy: this is a bad thing for a guy in a games degree pathway
Super Delio Galaxy: :3
SO MUCH BLOOD: Basically defend command + action points
Super Delio Galaxy: okay cool
Super Delio Galaxy: see when you use design buzzwords i get it

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Gooper Blooper: raincake
Gooper Blooper: never forget
Super Delio Galaxy: NEVER forget

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SteelKomodo: Jesus look how much they talk this thing up
SteelKomodo: "YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE AND BE WITH YOUR FAMILY" "YOU CAN DATE THE GIRL AND GET THE DEGREE" "YOUR DOG WILL COME BACK TO LIFE" "THIS OVEN IS JESUS"
Gooper Blooper: My brother and I made fun of ludicrously overwrought infomercials back in the day
Gooper Blooper: The ones I remember best are the Ronco Knife Set, which started as a single knife and ballooned into a fifty-knife set by the end of the ad
SteelKomodo: Oh god, I'mma look for that
Gooper Blooper: And the Little Giant ladder, of which the most memorable sequence was a kinda fat guy climbing the ladder to show how durable it was, then spreading his arms in glory as if he weighed a thousand pounds and the ladder was Hulk Hogan
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: Speaking of Hulk Hogan
SteelKomodo: am I a bad person if I unironically want one of those?
SteelKomodo: because it looks fucking awesome
Cornwind Evil: You'd be better off getting a George Foreman grill
Cornwind Evil: Because that's what this is a knockoff of

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Gooper Blooper googles Harpy's name
Agnes Oblige: I SEE HOW IT IS
Gooper Blooper: ...and then VGCW starts playing Bravely Default music
SteelKomodo: Rrrrrobotnik!
Agnes Oblige: ahahaha
Agnes Oblige: my influence
Agnes Oblige: well
Agnes Oblige: SE's influence
Gooper Blooper: Bazza loves BD according to his twitter
Agnes Oblige: bazza and I are on the same page

Chatzy Madness Sampler: Injoke-Free Edition

(At the request of Harpy, a collected works of Chatzy Madness that consists of self-contained quotes. Includes a lot of reused material from Best Of Chatzy Madness for the first half.)

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Saberwulf: I KNEW IMMEDIATELY WHEN I SAW THE GRAPHICS THAT THE SNES COULD NEVER MAKE SOMETHING THIS DETAILED
Saberwulf: GHOSTS
Saberwulf: 9/11 IN THE VIRTUAL BOY
Saberwulf: WHERE NO ONE WOULD EVER LOOK
RedSpy: Yeah, creepypasta falls into cliches way too often
Jumpropeman: It was at that point I realize it was blood and hell, and if I die in the game I die in real life

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GB: Part of me just realized "but why would Mysidia celebrate American Thanksgiving"
GB: The other part of me said "just make something up"
GB: AH YES, BACK IN 1743 WHEN THE CONQUERING KNIGHTS LANDED ON CHOCOBO ROCK
GB: ON THE FOURTH THURSDAY OF NOVEMBER
GB: AND THEY GAVE THANKS FOR X-POTIONS
Gigan: pfffft

Chatzy Madness Volume 103: Deer Piss

(Draco makes a joke that was cut off by the scrolling chat by the time I got there)

Draco: Harpy would've found it funny.
Draco: If her humor glands hadn't been removed in that horrible taffy pulling incident.
Jumpropeman: unfortunately, only Tiny Spritzee is here tonight
Draco: And I doubt s/he's even really here and not off playing unicycle roulette.
Jumpropeman: s/he lives for high stakes unicycle roulette
Jumpropeman: its that kind of high risk lifestyle that gets your life dramatized in a 90 minute movie
Draco: Made-for-TV movie or SyFy (*shudder*) straight-to-VHS original movie?
Jumpropeman: more like History Channel Special where the real people talk over the events as they unfold
Draco: Ah.
Draco: Narration by Morgan Freeman or his cousin Lessgan?
Jumpropeman: Narration by Legolas
Jumpropeman: Has Legolas ever said more than a sentence at a time? Like, has he conversed with people? Or is he always just relaying information
Jumpropeman: freaking elves man

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Year Of GB joined the chat
RubyChao: gooooops
SteelKomodo: ey goops
Year Of GB: I am here for a little while
RubyChao: no you must stay forever
RubyChao tapes GB to the floor
Year Of GB: ONE ETERNITY LATER
SO MUCH BLOOD wraps Goops in the chains of eternity
SO MUCH BLOOD sucks Goops into the Book of Koridai

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RubyChao: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give Investigations 2

Chatzy Madness Volume 102: Hankmass

SteelKomodo: so bro
SteelKomodo: um, actually this is better for skype, since harpy won't have a clue what we're on about :U
Harpy: "HEY DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE THING IN THAT THING THAT WE JUST PLAYED YESTERDAY"

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RubyChao: so does anyone want to know about a 2014 idea i decided to scrap
Year Of GB: Chaotting Room Floor
RubyChao: the very first edition
RubyChao: i need to have more ideas so i can cut them and then tell you guys about them
Highway to Del: oh boy
SteelKomodo: lolz
RubyChao: this touhou gal has fire powers and is phoenix-themed, i was originally considering having her show up in 2014 and being sort of a foil to utsuho
RubyChao: but my plans changed and she got cut
Year Of GB: She even looks like Bizarro Utsuho
RubyChao: fun fact i would have most likely introduced her as my 2014 lotto character :V
Year Of GB: and then she gets third
Highway to Del: bizzarsuho

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Year Of GB: top quality porting job (spoilers for the first Phoenix Wright game)
Year Of GB: "when the victim was died"
Highway to Del: amazing

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Baking Balls joined the chat
Year Of GB: spy please
Baking Balls: I'm making meatballs
Baking Balls: Surely there is no other way this name can be taken

Chatzy Madness Volume 101: American Box Art Alex

Gooper Blooper: and now it's time for Good Idea, Bad Idea
Gooper Blooper: Good Idea: making your lover a delicious cake for Christmas
Gooper Blooper: Bad Idea: Forgetting he can't eat radioactive materials
RubyChao: PFFFFFFT
RubyChao: "Nah, don't worry Utsuho... I'll be fine..." *pit is rushed to the decontamination room*
Gooper Blooper: *shrug* "More for me!"

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SteelKomodo left the chat
Jumpropeman: wha
Jumpropeman: SK was here?
Bearded Dragon: I guess?
THE BEARDED DIAPER WEEGEE: He always is
THE BEARDED DIAPER WEEGEE: In our heart

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SteelKomodo: somehow got a monkey from oxfam
Saberwulf: Is "monkey from oxfam" some form of English slang I'm not getting
Saberwulf: Or did you aquire a live ape
SteelKomodo: It's a stuffed gorilla toy we liberated from the charity shop we do volunteering at
SteelKomodo: Because it was gonna be thrown away :U
Saberwulf: Ah, nice
Saberwulf: And now you own the DK
SteelKomodo: Yep
Saberwulf: wooo

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(Deleter and Gooper Blooper are trading Pokemon in Pokemon X and Y)

Beardwind Beard: Dagnabbit I remember when two people had to be in the same ROOM to trade!
Beardwind Beard: And they needed a CORD!
Gooper Blooper: yeah, it sucked

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RubyChao: TheDeleter: but who the fuck is gonna use ☎
TheDeleter: or ☢
RubyChao: WHO INDEED

Chatzy Madness Volume 100: The Best of Chatzy Madness

TheDeleter: MANN VS MACHINE
TheDeleter: I AM SO PUMPED
TheDeleter: I MAY HAVE JIZZED A LITTLE
TheDeleter: IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE GIANT MAN
TheDeleter: hi
TheDeleter: sorry, i
TheDeleter: i lost control
Erebus: XD

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SteelKomodo: also, trying to think of a solution to Raw's cinema food problem
Jumpropeman: A funnel
Jumpropeman: then you don't have to touch her lips
SteelKomodo: pffffffft
Jumpropeman: maybe you guys could sneak some watermelons in
TheDeleter: hot dogs
TheDeleter: hot dogs are easy to hold and delicious
Saberwulf: Shiskebab
Saberwulf: You already have the shishaliks
SteelKomodo: "Excuse me, sir, I'd like to buy this Pik 'n' Mix shovel."
SteelKomodo: "I'm sorry, it's not for sale-"
SteelKomodo: "I'm buying it anyway, so shut up."
Jumpropeman: my vote goes to a Pee Wee Herman-esque breakfast machine to feed her
Gooper Blooper: One of those grabber things
Gooper Blooper: A funnel, a shovel - geez she's not Sarah
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
Jumpropeman: did you just roll for hot dog holding?
Cornwind Evil: Yes
TheDeleter: well congrats
Gooper Blooper: She is a hot dog holding DYNAMO
TheDeleter: it was the perfect hot dog hold
TheDeleter: not too hard, not too soft
TheDeleter: just the right position too
TheDeleter: you win the prize
Gooper Blooper: Sine is great at standing still and Raw can hold hot dogs
Cornwind Evil: Basically Pit just earned himself a really good date
Saberwulf: The most useful characters
TheDeleter: truly valuable additions to the bar
TheDeleter: why am i laughing, this isn't funny
Cornwind Evil: As he inadvertently made Raw feel normal
TheDeleter: help
Jumpropeman: you'll see. One day we'll fight an evil wiener that attacks based on movement

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Saberwulf: I KNEW IMMEDIATELY WHEN I SAW THE GRAPHICS THAT THE SNES COULD NEVER MAKE SOMETHING THIS DETAILED
Saberwulf: GHOSTS
Saberwulf: 9/11 IN THE VIRTUAL BOY
Saberwulf: WHERE NO ONE WOULD EVER LOOK
RedSpy: Yeah, creepypasta falls into cliches way too often
Jumpropeman: It was at that point I realize it was blood and hell, and if I die in the game I die in real life

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 Gooper Blooper: So how about that Garland
Saberwulf: I hear he's going up against that other, rival small town Garland
Gooper Blooper: Leg healed up real nice, looks like
RedSpy: Dat Garland
SteelKomodo: I can honestly say, I didn't expect Garland
RedSpy: I KNEW that was only leg wound
SteelKomodo: But then again, I know fuck all about Final Fantasy
Gooper Blooper: I am sucking FF1's scanty lore dry
SteelKomodo: Goops: The Lore Vampire
RedSpy: Next year, he'll need to introduce Bikke, Astos, and the Vampire
RedSpy: Just to make ends meet
Gooper Blooper: Astos appeared last year
Gooper Blooper: Sarah shared a flashback of how her sisters fought him
Gooper Blooper: Their teenage MAGEQUEST was basically "FF1 minus the Fiends"
Gooper Blooper: Which means I still have Bikke the Pirate for a future flashback
Gooper Blooper: Next year, a giant complex plot revolving around Dr. Unne