Gooper Blooper: "As they fly, Dirk takes the time to look over Josephine."
Gooper Blooper: *LOOKING INTENSIFIES*
SteelKomodo: #Looking
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RubyChao: i did not get pokemon y
RubyChao: i am going to rant and rave about how unfair life is for the next three hours
---
Gooper Blooper: "Big Fella"
SteelKomodo: Godzilla is indeed one big fella
Jumpropeman: Big Fella is what we call Godzilla down in the South
Jumpropeman: We run away from him, screaming "BIG FELLAAAAAAA"
---
Jumpropeman: time to name my chica in pokemon
Jumpropeman: Edyth
Jumpropeman: Sammy
Jumpropeman: Utsuho
Gooper Blooper: oh god I'm going to name my character after a kobber aren't I
Gooper Blooper: I am
RubyChao: Edamsuho
Jumpropeman: I managed to avoid the urge
Jumpropeman: I named myself after a planned Kobber for NEXT year
Jumpropeman: not quite a kobber yet!
RubyChao: good work
Gooper Blooper: haw
Friday, October 25, 2013
This Is Canon: Miscellaneous RP Fun Facts
This post contains various little details and things I've thought of concerning my RP characters that never (or almost never) came up in day-to-day roleplaying. Some of it has been stated in Chatzy before, but this post serves as a more permanent place. There's also some Cutting Room Floor-esque behind-the-scenes stuff.
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 84: Where Have We Gone Wrong
The Deleter: qAAUP
The Deleter: *wassup
The Deleter: how did i spell that wrong goddamn
RedSpy: What the fuck Del did you just vomit
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Gooper Blooper: I searched Google for the word creepypasta and the exact phrase "just a glitch"
Gooper Blooper: It's amusing how many different stories pop up
Harpy: welp
---
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) /
Gooper Blooper changed name to (✿◕‿◕)
(✿◕‿◕) /
SteelKomodo: pffffft
Jumpropeman: gooper is feeling himself today
Jumpropeman: now we just need M Sheep to come in with an emoji with stitched up eyes and maggots spilling out the mouth
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): The Sheep of Flies?
Harpy: oh god those eyes
Harpy: they're creeping me out, mang
Harpy: so much, I'm tempted to go get my comfort food: cinnamon sticks
Jumpropeman: I just ate a mini-pizza :3
Jumpropeman: the tragedy is, we set off on our journey with 2
Jumpropeman: but.... the cheese pizza didn't make it
Jumpropeman: there is still a stain on the elevator where he fell to his death
Jumpropeman: Rest in Pizza, Mr. cheese
(✿◕‿◕): the eyes have it
(✿◕‿◕): 2spooked
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): trust yer eyes
The Deleter: *wassup
The Deleter: how did i spell that wrong goddamn
RedSpy: What the fuck Del did you just vomit
---
Gooper Blooper: I searched Google for the word creepypasta and the exact phrase "just a glitch"
Gooper Blooper: It's amusing how many different stories pop up
Harpy: welp
---
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) /
Gooper Blooper changed name to (✿◕‿◕)
(✿◕‿◕) /
SteelKomodo: pffffft
Jumpropeman: gooper is feeling himself today
Jumpropeman: now we just need M Sheep to come in with an emoji with stitched up eyes and maggots spilling out the mouth
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): The Sheep of Flies?
Harpy: oh god those eyes
Harpy: they're creeping me out, mang
Harpy: so much, I'm tempted to go get my comfort food: cinnamon sticks
Jumpropeman: I just ate a mini-pizza :3
Jumpropeman: the tragedy is, we set off on our journey with 2
Jumpropeman: but.... the cheese pizza didn't make it
Jumpropeman: there is still a stain on the elevator where he fell to his death
Jumpropeman: Rest in Pizza, Mr. cheese
(✿◕‿◕): the eyes have it
(✿◕‿◕): 2spooked
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): trust yer eyes
Friday, October 18, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 83: Latawnya the Naughty Horse
M Sheep: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS NEW POSTS IN IT
M Sheep: EVEN THE BBB
M Sheep: HOW LONG HAS IT BEEEEEEN
M Sheep: HOW LOOOOONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEEEEEP
RubyChao: years
RubyChao: i'm sorry for lying to you sheep
RubyChao: but it's 2018
---
The Deleter: The Luchacabra Fighters Chupacabras have one hell of an inferiority complex. They get no press outside of crappy Syfy “monster hunter” shows and Mexican tabloids, are compared to actual mangy dogs, and nobody has even bothered to do a convincing Chupacabra hoax which is obviously the biggest indicator of cryptid fame. Plus, “Goat Sucker”? That's like, the worst name ever. So, they decided if nobody will give them respect, they'll take it. So, a bunch of Chupacabras got together, learned the noble fighting art of Lucha Libre, and now go around the world wrestling more famous and likeable monsters into submission with flying arm-bars and the Goat Slaying Grand-slam.
The Deleter: fucking love this goddamn ttrpg
RubyChao: that sounds so much like a zoofights intro
Gooper Blooper: How is that not from zoofights
---
RubyChao: christ
Gooper Blooper: >really good
---
Saberwulf: hey all you people
Saberwulf: hey all you people
Saberwulf: I forget the rest
M Sheep: EVEN THE BBB
M Sheep: HOW LONG HAS IT BEEEEEEN
M Sheep: HOW LOOOOONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEEEEEP
RubyChao: years
RubyChao: i'm sorry for lying to you sheep
RubyChao: but it's 2018
---
The Deleter: The Luchacabra Fighters Chupacabras have one hell of an inferiority complex. They get no press outside of crappy Syfy “monster hunter” shows and Mexican tabloids, are compared to actual mangy dogs, and nobody has even bothered to do a convincing Chupacabra hoax which is obviously the biggest indicator of cryptid fame. Plus, “Goat Sucker”? That's like, the worst name ever. So, they decided if nobody will give them respect, they'll take it. So, a bunch of Chupacabras got together, learned the noble fighting art of Lucha Libre, and now go around the world wrestling more famous and likeable monsters into submission with flying arm-bars and the Goat Slaying Grand-slam.
The Deleter: fucking love this goddamn ttrpg
RubyChao: that sounds so much like a zoofights intro
Gooper Blooper: How is that not from zoofights
---
RubyChao: christ
Gooper Blooper: >really good
---
Saberwulf: hey all you people
Saberwulf: hey all you people
Saberwulf: I forget the rest
Sunday, October 13, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 82: Celestia the Pooh
SteelKomodo: Jim Cummings is best Robotnik
2Goopy: bestbotnik
4Spy: . . .
4Spy: WINNIE THE POOH
4Spy: WAS ROBOTNIK!?!?
2Goopy: oh bother
SteelKomodo: in SatAM he was
SteelKomodo: Jim Cummings had a great vocal range back in the day
RubyChao: "Oh bother, that blue hedgehog is ruining all my schemes"
---
Saberwulf: Oddly enough, I wrote a random sentence this morning
Saberwulf: While waiting for SC4, I got a sudden starting line in my head
Saberwulf: "This is the story of how I became the stars."
Saberwulf: Now I just have to come up with absolutely everything else about it
The Deleter: and that sounds like hard work
Saberwulf: wait holy shit I'm getting something
Saberwulf: Nope, lost it
---
4Spy: If we hit 4 mil, we get race mode
SteelKomodo: awesome!
4Spy: Of course, wth only 2 hours left . . .
SteelKomodo: mmhm :<
2Goopy: AND THEN WARREN BUFFET DONATES 3 MILLION DOLLARS TO THE KICKSTARTER
RubyChao: warren buffet gets into a heated debate with donald trump over which mega man game was the best
SteelKomodo: XD
2Goopy: Two billionaires get into a duel over who is supporting the better kickstarter
2Goopy: Two indie games wind up with budgets of 600 million dollars
Jumpropeman: *just contributed to Shantae kickstarter too*
Jumpropeman: the floodgates are open D:
Jumpropeman: I can't stop kickstarting
2Goopy: bestbotnik
4Spy: . . .
4Spy: WINNIE THE POOH
4Spy: WAS ROBOTNIK!?!?
2Goopy: oh bother
SteelKomodo: in SatAM he was
SteelKomodo: Jim Cummings had a great vocal range back in the day
RubyChao: "Oh bother, that blue hedgehog is ruining all my schemes"
---
Saberwulf: Oddly enough, I wrote a random sentence this morning
Saberwulf: While waiting for SC4, I got a sudden starting line in my head
Saberwulf: "This is the story of how I became the stars."
Saberwulf: Now I just have to come up with absolutely everything else about it
The Deleter: and that sounds like hard work
Saberwulf: wait holy shit I'm getting something
Saberwulf: Nope, lost it
---
4Spy: If we hit 4 mil, we get race mode
SteelKomodo: awesome!
4Spy: Of course, wth only 2 hours left . . .
SteelKomodo: mmhm :<
2Goopy: AND THEN WARREN BUFFET DONATES 3 MILLION DOLLARS TO THE KICKSTARTER
RubyChao: warren buffet gets into a heated debate with donald trump over which mega man game was the best
SteelKomodo: XD
2Goopy: Two billionaires get into a duel over who is supporting the better kickstarter
2Goopy: Two indie games wind up with budgets of 600 million dollars
Jumpropeman: *just contributed to Shantae kickstarter too*
Jumpropeman: the floodgates are open D:
Jumpropeman: I can't stop kickstarting
Friday, October 11, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 81: Calorie-Laden Sugar Balls
Saberwulf: Bathroom is occupado so I can't use the shower
The Deleter: summon wolves to lick you
Saberwulf: oh god
The Deleter: do a rain dance
The Deleter: er
The Deleter: out of ideas already
Saberwulf: pff
The Deleter: collect the tears of everyone who has been on the jerry springer show
The Deleter: and bathe in them to absorb their inability to recognise their faults
---
Saberwulf: Alpha Centuair is fuckin' awesome
Saberwulf: Goddamn I can not spell today
Saberwulf: Alpha Centauir sounds like a men's cologne
Saberwulf: New, from Wulfhaus
---
Gooper Blooper: Today I completed Final Fight 2
Gooper Blooper: In summary, some people didn't respect the pipe
Gooper Blooper: (unfortunately I never actually found a pipe to use)
---
RubyChao: HE'S BACK, AND HE'S GOT A NEW TRICK, MAGICAL CHAOVER'S TEN TIMES AS SLICK
The Deleter: summon wolves to lick you
Saberwulf: oh god
The Deleter: do a rain dance
The Deleter: er
The Deleter: out of ideas already
Saberwulf: pff
The Deleter: collect the tears of everyone who has been on the jerry springer show
The Deleter: and bathe in them to absorb their inability to recognise their faults
---
Saberwulf: Alpha Centuair is fuckin' awesome
Saberwulf: Goddamn I can not spell today
Saberwulf: Alpha Centauir sounds like a men's cologne
Saberwulf: New, from Wulfhaus
---
Gooper Blooper: Today I completed Final Fight 2
Gooper Blooper: In summary, some people didn't respect the pipe
Gooper Blooper: (unfortunately I never actually found a pipe to use)
---
RubyChao: HE'S BACK, AND HE'S GOT A NEW TRICK, MAGICAL CHAOVER'S TEN TIMES AS SLICK
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 80: And That's How Sarah Ate the Universe
Harpy: HEY SPY GUESS WHO MADE MYTHOLOGY
RedSpy: YES YES YES
---
Jumpropeman: don't let Champion eat the cake
Jumpropeman: its chocolate
Jumpropeman: he'll die
SteelKomodo: hush JRM
Cornwind Evil: Just give him some of the non chocolate part
SteelKomodo: this is RP
SteelKomodo: dogs cannot die in RP
Jumpropeman: turns out Champion is an augment
Jumpropeman: with his augmented power being that he can eat chocolate
Harpy: hi
Gooper Blooper: NAME: Diggety Dogge
CODENAME: Champion
ABILITY: Can eat chocolate without becoming sick
Southeast Arm of Compass
---
RubyChao: hi harpy
RubyChao: and others
Gooper Blooper: AND THE REST
---
The Deleter: is david a giant snake now
The Deleter: because that's rad
Saberwulf: Yes
Saberwulf: Also a tree at the same time
SteelKomodo: treesnake
The Deleter: that's elementary for David at this point
The Deleter: basic shit right here, get schooled son
Harpy: David lives on
Harpy: every September 19th, we celebrate the day of the world tree and then go host a giant rave party
Saberwulf: I literally came up with it in the dumbest way. "World tree, huh? Well how about WORLD SNAKE! Jormungandr up in here aw yiss Goops let's space chat"
Saberwulf: and then Goops made the pic and snakevid
RubyChao: XD
Saberwulf: tada
RedSpy: YES YES YES
---
Jumpropeman: don't let Champion eat the cake
Jumpropeman: its chocolate
Jumpropeman: he'll die
SteelKomodo: hush JRM
Cornwind Evil: Just give him some of the non chocolate part
SteelKomodo: this is RP
SteelKomodo: dogs cannot die in RP
Jumpropeman: turns out Champion is an augment
Jumpropeman: with his augmented power being that he can eat chocolate
Harpy: hi
Gooper Blooper: NAME: Diggety Dogge
CODENAME: Champion
ABILITY: Can eat chocolate without becoming sick
Southeast Arm of Compass
---
RubyChao: hi harpy
RubyChao: and others
Gooper Blooper: AND THE REST
---
The Deleter: is david a giant snake now
The Deleter: because that's rad
Saberwulf: Yes
Saberwulf: Also a tree at the same time
SteelKomodo: treesnake
The Deleter: that's elementary for David at this point
The Deleter: basic shit right here, get schooled son
Harpy: David lives on
Harpy: every September 19th, we celebrate the day of the world tree and then go host a giant rave party
Saberwulf: I literally came up with it in the dumbest way. "World tree, huh? Well how about WORLD SNAKE! Jormungandr up in here aw yiss Goops let's space chat"
Saberwulf: and then Goops made the pic and snakevid
RubyChao: XD
Saberwulf: tada
Sunday, October 6, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 79: Sherman Tank Ho Slappa
Jumpropeman: Oceanus needs to become friends with Edyth
Jumpropeman: all your characters must be her friends
Mike Aruba: XD Yes
Mike Aruba: All characters everywhere must be her friends
Jumpropeman: oh god, The Cult of Edyth's Friends
Jumpropeman: if you haven't noticed, I RP Edyth very differently than most characters :V
Mike Aruba: I have noticed that
Jumpropeman: thank goodness for chatzy so I can get all my dumbness out instead of having her be dumb
---
Cornwind Evil: I wandered into a Canadian Tire because I was bored
Cornwind Evil: This was like...2002?
Cornwind Evil: No, 2003
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, they had a small toys section
Cornwind Evil: And I discovered it was basically all four year old Batman and Robin (the movie) toys
Cornwind Evil: And worse, it was all the mooks that Mr. Freeze had, called Frostbite
Jumpropeman: oh hey Atronach :V
Cornwind Evil: It was just so sad. This tiny little toy section in a store that's mainly supposed to sell stuff like automobile supplies
Cornwind Evil: Almost entirely composed of Frostbite toys
Jumpropeman: *Victor buys them all, gives them to our Frostbite*
Cornwind Evil: Just like nine or ten action figures of the mook of an unpopular movie
Jumpropeman: "This is not a gift I have any use for"
Cornwind Evil: It was like a modern version of the Isle of Misfit Toys
Jumpropeman: one thing I liked about the Mook toys is you could make up your own character
Jumpropeman: Batman had to be batman
Jumpropeman: but I had a generic indian toy that kept breaking, and soon he evolved into a severely handicapped but capable Native American... although the toy did have white skin >_>
Jumpropeman: I wrapped actual medical tape over where he lost his arm
Draco: I had a knockoff GI Joe who had a neon green bike helmet, pink sunglasses, swim shoes, a neon blue vest, and pants to match the helmet. I called him the French Ninja Biker and he was the world's greatest white belt. He could even beat some orange belts.
Jumpropeman: all your characters must be her friends
Mike Aruba: XD Yes
Mike Aruba: All characters everywhere must be her friends
Jumpropeman: oh god, The Cult of Edyth's Friends
Jumpropeman: if you haven't noticed, I RP Edyth very differently than most characters :V
Mike Aruba: I have noticed that
Jumpropeman: thank goodness for chatzy so I can get all my dumbness out instead of having her be dumb
---
Cornwind Evil: I wandered into a Canadian Tire because I was bored
Cornwind Evil: This was like...2002?
Cornwind Evil: No, 2003
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, they had a small toys section
Cornwind Evil: And I discovered it was basically all four year old Batman and Robin (the movie) toys
Cornwind Evil: And worse, it was all the mooks that Mr. Freeze had, called Frostbite
Jumpropeman: oh hey Atronach :V
Cornwind Evil: It was just so sad. This tiny little toy section in a store that's mainly supposed to sell stuff like automobile supplies
Cornwind Evil: Almost entirely composed of Frostbite toys
Jumpropeman: *Victor buys them all, gives them to our Frostbite*
Cornwind Evil: Just like nine or ten action figures of the mook of an unpopular movie
Jumpropeman: "This is not a gift I have any use for"
Cornwind Evil: It was like a modern version of the Isle of Misfit Toys
Jumpropeman: one thing I liked about the Mook toys is you could make up your own character
Jumpropeman: Batman had to be batman
Jumpropeman: but I had a generic indian toy that kept breaking, and soon he evolved into a severely handicapped but capable Native American... although the toy did have white skin >_>
Jumpropeman: I wrapped actual medical tape over where he lost his arm
Draco: I had a knockoff GI Joe who had a neon green bike helmet, pink sunglasses, swim shoes, a neon blue vest, and pants to match the helmet. I called him the French Ninja Biker and he was the world's greatest white belt. He could even beat some orange belts.
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