Jumpropeman: from back when you said you had an extra guy instead of an extra life
Gooper Blooper: I remember some of my old Genesis games called lives "tries" or "chances"
Gooper Blooper: It was usually the Disney-related games and even kid me was like "so they didn't want to say Mickey and Simba died"
Gooper Blooper: found a PDF of the Genesis manual for The Lion King and my memory was correct
Jumpropeman: meanwhile, that lion king bootleg was quite happy showing that simba is very much dead
Gooper Blooper: "When the Health Meter is empty, Simba loses a try." "When Simba's Health Meter reaches zero, you lose one Simba Chance"
AlternisChao: i like how the toad doesn't even look terrified, more just fascinated
Jumpropeman: he probably can relate
Gooper Blooper: Toad is also one of many, yes
Gooper Blooper: originally "Toad" referred to one specific Toad
Gooper Blooper: then the name spread to the entire species/race/whatever the hell they are
Jumpropeman: they tried for a bit with mushroom retainer
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Jumpropeman: *types a grammatical error, deletes to fix it, realizes the character saying it, puts it back in*
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AlternisChao: oh, fun fact
AlternisChao: Georgia Penn's name is taken entirely from that being a GG1 Pennsylvania Railroad gijinka
AlternisChao: Penn is obvious, and "Georgia" just felt like the best serious way to translatie "GG" into a woman's name
Jumpropeman: but what about Gigi!
AlternisChao: that can be the cute nickname when she's a main character in season 19
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Hooded Pitohui: No, in fact I did not.
Jumpropeman: rail polygamy is the solution to this plot
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Draco: Wicked menace defeated:
Gooper Blooper: the new emergency food
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Jumpropeman: I should send Concord to the trading post sometime...
Jumpropeman: they might not all fit
Gooper Blooper: All sixteen of them make Brawl bets
Jumpropeman: don't tempt me
Gooper Blooper tempts you
Gooper Blooper: *JRM has Roka make them for everyone with a written list so there's no text colors*
Jumpropeman: now we're talking
Jumpropeman: not literally though
Draco: Because we're on the Internet.
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MobileChao: we now have two artists with jiggy power
MobileChao: I am sure this is OK.
Jumpropeman: I trust them
Jumpropeman wakes up to the entire argo mountain painted pink
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Jumpropeman: link
Jumpropeman: this is a neat one
Draco: She'll look great in a Pokeball. She's a squid, right?
Jumpropeman: "Although called a guardian deity, Tapu Lele is devoid of guilt about its cruel disposition and can be described as nature incarnate." wanna find out if you can catch her >:I
Gooper Blooper: I was very slightly worried you'd make her as much of a dick as the Pokedex claims she is, but I was like "nah he'd make her fun"
Jumpropeman: NO GUILT ABOUT HER CRUELTY = sassy
Hooded Pitohui: I've always thought of Tapu Lele as less cruel and more motivated by factors indiscernable to humans. A misreading of cues due to a gulf in motivations and ways of navigating the world.
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Jumpropeman: "Goddammit why'd he have to be hot." I did not expect this twist
Seychelles: Formaggio is bisexual and overwhelmed
Jumpropeman: oh, just found out concord has animated shorts too
Gooper Blooper: Better immerse yourself further in the concordverse
Jumpropeman: part of the bit of rping concord is not knowing too much about concord-
Seychelles: If Concord wanted to make La Squadra look bad they are succeeding
Gooper Blooper: I bet they make Roka talk or something
Jumpropeman: don't watch her character trailer
Elsewhere Was The Key: The first rule about Concord...
Gooper Blooper: when's Concord 2
Gooper Blooper: c'mon, sony, give it another go
Jumpropeman: i've got it
Jumpropeman: Concord gacha game
Draco: Concord GO
Jumpropeman: you don't want to know where you can find Lennox
Draco: He's at every Starbucks and McDonald's!
Seychelles: in the toaster
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Jumpropeman: this mawile only has 1 like and 1 favorite! Where is justice in the world!
Draco: She's back in Whalestrand.
Jumpropeman: oh right
Jumpropeman: where's the lucifer in the world then
Cornwind Evil: In The Backrooms I think
Draco: She's in Las Vegas trying to win back Hell Inc's budget for the year after spending it on Cookie Cutters.
Jumpropeman: it's more likely than you think!
Jumpropeman: I don't remember why cornwind was trying to make theodore rex rich, but that moment remains close to my heart for peak dumbness
Gooper Blooper: Lucifer splits her time between Hell Inc and Beelzebub's "apartment".
Draco: ;3
Jumpropeman: "AND THEN A RIFT OPENED AND SCROOGE MCDUCK'S MONEY BIN EMPTIED RIGHT NEXT TO THEODORE!
Inch?
Yeah?
I think the universe is trying to tell me something.
What's that Theodore?
...
TO BUY MORE COOKIE CUTTERS!"
Jumpropeman: if you ever wondered why old topics had more posts
Draco: "HE TAKES THREE PENNIES AND HE LIKES IT!" <- This would have been a ticker quote if I'd been collecting them back then.
Cornwind Evil: I'm sure it made sense at the time
Cornwind Evil: Announcer: It never made sense.
Cornwind Evil: Based on the construction I think I was just being random, JRM
Jumpropeman: yeah, it was definitely all joking around, it just hit the right way with absurdity escalation
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Marquis De Jade: hmmmmm
Draco: Hello Dello.
Marquis De Jade asked Chatzy to choose between fuck things up and be normal. Chatzy chose: fuck things up
Marquis De Jade: >:3
Jumpropeman: from a godzilla ps1 game
Steel komomi: del pls
Steel komomi: also jrm that is awful
Jumpropeman: from the same game
Steel komomi: oh god
Steel komomi: varan
Steel komomi: what did they do to you my boy
Draco: Damn those are SMOOTH animations. Totally. ;p
Elsewhere Was The Key: That animation is unbelieveable...ly bad
Jumpropeman: dracoplot spoilers
Marquis De Jade: anguirus no
Draco: Oh no! Not Bigfoot...Gaira, I think?
Jumpropeman: It's Old Greg
Draco: OLD GREG NO
Steel komomi: gaira, yes
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Marquis De Jade: i have begun to paint commander farsight
Marquis De Jade: halp
Draco: I can't help.
Draco: I'm sorry.
Jumpropeman: dye some water and dip him in it like an easter egg
Jumpropeman: hope that helps 👍
Marquis De Jade: lmao
Marquis De Jade: i will do mine beste
(later)
PhoneJade joined the chat
PhoneJade: Bweh
Brine: Hey hey!
PhoneJade: Sup
Brine: Working on this post and hanging around, pretty much. How you doing?
PhoneJade: Chilling, bank holiday whooo. Gonna see if I can't paint farsight in one day (chores not withstanding :U)
Brine: Very nice, very nice- Good luck! Dipping him like an Easter egg is still an option :V
PhoneJade: I will NOT
PhoneJade: Although a bunch of contrast is being used >_>
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Cornwind Evil: Row row, fight with willpowah
Draco sees the DeathBattle link and sighs.
Draco: I want to watch it, but Kyle will inevitably win because he has decades of comics to pull from and thus more material to find super duper ultra powerful things to pull from while Simon has one anime.
Cornwind Evil: Yeah, but did you see what Simon did in that one anime?
Cornwind Evil: Plus he has a FEW side materials, like, audio plays?
Draco: Yeah, I loved Gurren-Lagann but Goku can blow up planets and is arguably one of the most famous anime characters ever with a lot of actual material. He still lost to Superman because comics writers have to keep one-upping themselves.
Draco: #DeathBattle Wow. I'm genuinely surprised.
Cornwind Evil: I legit considered spoiling the ending for you due to your feelings.
Draco: I went and did it myself just to get my curiosity out of the way. XD
Gooper Blooper: God, the power levels talked about in the post-fight for the Death Battle are so damn stupid. Both of these guys are way too strong. Great fight though.
Jumpropeman: but could either of them defeat
Jumpropeman: mac tonight
Gooper Blooper: Who wins, Mac Tonight or Suwako?
Jumpropeman: suwako's frog like aura can't stand against the ability to create a mcdouble out of thin air
Gooper Blooper: Suwako is a massively faster than light planet buster genius, but Mac Tonight can ride on a cloud and sing about hamburgers
Cornwind Evil: That's what happens when the rules are 'every crazy thing the character has done is allowed to be done again'
Gooper Blooper: this is one of many reasons why I love the Brawl so much, no matter how ludicrous the winner is compared to the opposition, JRM gets us there
Jumpropeman: somehow I'd have made Rickle a believable champion
Gooper Blooper: BBB5 had a Pokemon deity, a Warhammer marine, Saxton Hale... the winner was a normal human girl who knew how to wrestle
Jumpropeman: she's one of the first ones I think of when I think of a BBB champion
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: can't argue with results
Gooper Blooper: then she lost both belts, crashed out of the olympics, and got mutated into a monster
Gooper Blooper: but she got better
Harpsss: the biggest crash out in history
Jumpropeman: that's life
Cornwind Evil: Yeah but she only lost one belt 'fairly'
Cornwind Evil: We didn't tractor the VEW one
Draco: It didn't take much for JRM to write Demoncurus as a champion.
Gooper Blooper: he had Rickle's help, easy dub
Draco: Can't wait to see how JRM manages to turn Prism General into a champion though. Her only power is she could afford to bring a knife to the Brawl.
Jumpropeman: an entire knife?! handle and all?!
Draco: YES.
Gooper Blooper: How quickly you forget, Draco - a knife is a Brawl-winning weapon
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AlternisChao: they put Rikako Asakura in limbus company
AlternisChao: (i caught up on limbus and it had one of the best boss fight narratives i've ever seen in a video game, i was genuinely astounded)
AlternisChao: (it's not even the final boss of the chapter yet, where are they gonna GO from here)
AlternisChao: ok, fuck it, i'm gonna gush about gacha games and no one can stop me-
so the current chapter is about Hong Lu/Jia Baoyu, who is basically a guy just drifting through life, letting everything happen around him with a constant uncaring expression. this is mostly because of severe trauma, we see in his flashbacks that he was a really kind and empathetic kid despite being super duper privileged
AlternisChao: anyway this huge bulked motherfucker shows up to compete in the same contest hong lu is and he's clearly the big bad right?
AlternisChao: so we go through the storyline, see the flashbacks, learn exactly why hong lu has suppressed himself, and finally come face to face with this guy
AlternisChao: he proceeds to ask hong lu "what do you believe our family" (they're in a contest for leadership of the family and thus the kingdom equivalent) "needs in a leader"
hong lu spouts some platitudes and the guy just goes "good answers. they're not your answer. what do YOU believe" and it's blatantly clear hong lu is just saying what the guy wants to hear right now
AlternisChao: we proceed to have a boss fight against the guy and his super strong bodyguard, and then halfway through he decides to go solo to bring more pressure on hong lu
AlternisChao: at which point this theme kicks in
AlternisChao: all of his attack names emphasize his demand for an answer, and at the very end of the fight hong lu FINALLY gives his real, actual answer from the heart, showing he still had his kindness at the core
AlternisChao: And the guy literally just goes "There we are. Alright, I forfeit."
AlternisChao: the entire time this dude was fighting to help us and i love it
AlternisChao: they made him look like the most obviously evil dude and he was actually one of the best guys around
Harpsss: hot and sexy and also awesome
Harpsss: @rubychao
Harpsss: he's hot
AlternisChao: NO
Harpsss: smash.
Harpsss: NEXT-
Draco: @AlternisChao
AlternisChao: alright, here's next, harpy
Harpsss: smash.
Gooper Blooper looks at Zigong
Gooper Blooper: No, no. I get it.
Harpsss: femboy
AlternisChao: meanwhile, for the androgynous women likers in chat (it's me, i'm that)
Harpsss: smash
Jumpropeman: tsubasa's older not-brother
AlternisChao: and as a treat
AlternisChao: for the not-androgynous women likers in chat (still me)
Harpsss: smash. smash. smash. smash.
Harpsss: kinda gives yukari vibes though
AlternisChao: Harpy you're going to say smash to basically every Limbus character I post and I can't even blame you.
Jumpropeman: future brine villain
AlternisChao: this is bisexuality: the game
Harpsss: excellent!
Harpsss: i'm so fucking bi
AlternisChao: my favorite example
AlternisChao: at one point, this woman shows up from a company
AlternisChao: as you can see, she is wearing a skintight bodysuit
Draco: Yes
Harpsss: binah, is that you?!?!
Harpsss: anyway, smash
AlternisChao: i believe in most gacha games, when her male colleague from the same company showed up, he would be much more fully dressed, because double standards
AlternisChao: project moon don't give a shit
Harpsss: NO VISIBLE BULGE?!?
Harpsss: oh well. smash.
Draco: Would you say SMASH to this Limbus?
Harpsss: smash.
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Cornwind Evil: People are strange
Cornwind Evil: Faces come out of the rain
Cornwind Evil: When you're strange
Cornwind Evil: No one remembers your name
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Cornwind Evil: "Sure, Attami could move a crate full of fabric, but Mabel wasn't moving steel beams without a vehicle of some sort."
Cornwind Evil: Reminds me of an old joke/riddle
Cornwind Evil: What weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of sand?
Jumpropeman: Attami
Cornwind Evil: I don't think Attami weighs in excess of 2000 pounds unless she's gigantified
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Draco: Oh yeah, I forgot to share this yesterday when I was looking up the picture of the Steamed Ham:
Jumpropeman: rookie mistake google
Gooper Blooper: Oh, no, I said steamed hams.
Hooded Pitohui: Patented Draco search. Old family boolean.
Draco: Good one, HP. XD
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Hooded Pitohui: Imagining Mallory running ads where he's flanked by the words "RAIL POLYGAMY" in big white letters.
Gooper Blooper: link
Hooded Pitohui: Glorious
Hooded Pitohui: The Kuranya family will prosper with this visionary at its helm
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Draco: link
Jumpropeman: i'd buy it
Jumpropeman looks at price
Jumpropeman: that's not goodwill pricing
Draco: It's a bidding war. It started at $1 probably.
Gooper Blooper: "With Concord’s launch next week on August 23, we wanted to take a moment to talk about the adventure that lies ahead. We see launch as just the beginning. The beginning of not only the vision we’ve set out for Concord, but also the beginning of how we support and grow the game with our players."
Jumpropeman: Concord heard Sony wanted the next Fortnite and thought they meant they wanted a game that only was around for a fortnight
Draco: The beginning, the middle, AND the end of support.
Gooper Blooper: "Our first major content drop will arrive in October with the launch of Concord Season 1: The Tempest. Season 1 will mark the introduction of a brand new playable Freegunner, as well as a brand-new map, new Freegunner Variants, more earnable cosmetics and rewards, and a new season of weekly Cinematic Vignettes that will continue the story of the Northstar crew."
Gooper Blooper: the new freegunner was surely one of the six randos from Secret Level
Jumpropeman: well
Jumpropeman: I just got the name for the Concord finale in october-
Gooper Blooper: "We’re also hard at work on future seasons, beginning with Season 2 launching in January 2025 and more seasonal drops throughout year one of Concord. We can’t wait to fully unpack what we have in store for Season 1 ahead of its launch in October."
Gooper Blooper: Can't wait!
Jumpropeman: man
Jumpropeman: i wonder what they were cooking
Jumpropeman: this guy's source is "trust me" but it sounds like if they are making it up, they got the generic details spot on
Gooper Blooper: You saw the Secret Level ep, was one of the guys named "Slate"?
Gooper Blooper: "Introduced Concord Coins (Which expire after 6 months only in Japan for some reason)"
Gooper Blooper: I demand Concord Coins make it to ZFRP
Gooper Blooper: this is exactly the sort of shit Cash would love
Jumpropeman: well now, that I have to add
Jumpropeman: but nah, no one named Slate in the episode
Jumpropeman: the episode did end with a "did these characters survive?" question, and since concord died, im guessing they did not either
Gooper Blooper: RIP those guys
Jumpropeman: efforts to locate more info on "Slate" just lead to a bunch of jerks saying "who cares about the files"
Gooper Blooper: It's also the only result for "Concord Coins" when I add "firewalk" to the search results (without that, I just get a real-life store)
Gooper Blooper: but Concord was so universally rejected that it's still believable as just being so uninteresting to people that no one bothered to back it up
Jumpropeman: found the leaked premium skins
Jumpropeman: look at Vale
Jumpropeman: Lennox's brother, even more of a cad
Gooper Blooper: ah yes, I saw these while reading through Concord stuff
Gooper Blooper: aren't they beautiful?
Jumpropeman: Haymar having a sort of princess look isn't bad
Jumpropeman: i keep imagining her with a rapier
Jumpropeman: possible image of the Concord Coin™
Gooper Blooper: perfect
Draco: It's not even a coin. It's a triangle.
Draco: Lennox's brother looks like a He-Man villain.
Draco: And Vale is wearing a bowl of Broccoli Cheddar Soup.
Jumpropeman: perfect disguise for a sniper
Draco: I almost like Haymar's look but something about the front part looks off, like those ripped up scarves are her pants or something.
Jumpropeman: haymar's one of the designs I've felt like could work in other games
Jumpropeman: her normal one I mean
Jumpropeman: link
Jumpropeman: didn't expect harpy to take an interest in her, trying to figure out what to do with that :P
Gooper Blooper: I think you've found your answer
Gooper Blooper: Harpsss: smash.
Jumpropeman: haha
Draco: CONCORD SWEEP
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: in an alternate universe, i can't do concord plot because we're all too busy fighting over who gets to rp who from the concord cast
Jumpropeman: no more touhous, only freegunners
Gooper Blooper: https://i.redd.it/7oz37yuci7md1.jpeg
AlternisChao: 1 concordillion players
Draco: link
Gooper Blooper: now, if Paimon was a freegunner, then we'd be doin numbers
Jumpropeman: *bankrupts self buying PaiCoin*
Draco: Good. It'll pay off huge someday, I swear.
Draco: Like, in a week and one day.
Jumpropeman: its so specific it has to be true!
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(Mimi wants a drink for an exhausted Nao. Liz the eccentric, difficult-to-understand reptilian creature of questionable actions begins mixing a drink for her.)
Cornwind Evil: Uh oh Mimi, look what you did
Jumpropeman: im pretty sure any drink he'd serve qualifies as attempted manslaughter
Cornwind Evil: Hey, he is actually an expert chemist!
Cornwind Evil: Why, this drink...
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Cornwind Evil: ...thank you tractor
Cornwind Evil: Thank you
Cornwind Evil: This is why we stopped using you
Jumpropeman: due to an unfortunate alcohol poisoning incident, Nao's role will now be played by her grandfather
Jumpropeman: Naotaka: "BEING SHORT IS UNBEARABLE!"
Draco: Nao's role will be played by her sister, Layter.
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: once Mimi figures out that pun, Nao will be doomed
Draco: Well, Nao can ask Mimi's sisters to keep quiet. Who are they? Dodo, Rere, Fafa, Soso, Lala, Titi, and Dodo again.
Cornwind Evil: And the redheaded stepchild, Curtains.
Cornwind Evil: When I hear that song, I think of A Sound of Music, and how the kids of the family had no play clothes so Marie made them some out of the house curtains.
Draco: If I heard correctly, during America's Great Depression, flour companies used to do patterned bags because they heard parents would use them to make clothes for their children.
Jumpropeman: Mimimbap
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Jumpropeman: watching youtube videos about the game industry and such
Jumpropeman: every now and then there will be clips featuring Concord gameplay and I'm like "Oh, there's Roka! And Daw's using his healing pad there!"
Jumpropeman: i get excited seeing it while the narrator is like "Concord is an important lesson Bungie needs to take into account BI"
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Mentats Sheep: I've spent so much time on this post that any little quick edit to fix a tag causes me palpitations like the post is going to explode.
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Draco: Now for a late-night scene about Margit wondering what an oshi is.
Jumpropeman: it's that guy who trains goku in dragon ball i think
Brine: *Vita wheels out her whiteboard*
Draco: If only they'd listened when people told that evil elemental, Sunny...
Brine: That absolute fiend and her... hoverboard??? I still mean to have Cinder come running when she finds out a Sunny is nearby just to end up going "Who's this supposed to be?"
Draco: What, Cinder doesn't have a hoverboard? No wonder they betrayed her and locked her away. She's definitely made of fire because she is just NOT COOL.
Brine: She's flame embodied and she just got BURNED :[
Draco: And here I thought she was HOT STUFF.
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Jade Kart: shit waluigi's been in rp hasn't he
Jade Kart: but has he been
Jade Kart: toa waluigi
AlternisChao: he has not. yet.
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HurtyHarpy: i have PURGED myself of padoru
Toothpaste Obeys Gravity: Well, faster than I did of Klaus, Harpy
HurtyHarpy: *dabs*
Mentats Sheep squints
Mentats Sheep: OH!
Mentats Sheep: It's the gal!
HurtyHarpy: spidider lady
HurtyHarpy: all i did was crop the head/torso :V
Mentats Sheep: Our friendly neighborhood spider lady
Toothpaste Obeys Gravity: But can she glide and shoot energy blasts from her hands?
Mentats Sheep: Dang, girl got ABDOMEN like a rap video
Mentats Sheep: Goops, don't put that in Chatzy Madness.
Draco: Goops, put everything Sheep has ever said in Chatzy Madness and call it Chatzy Madness 5H339 Edition: Sheep Is The Main Character of Earth.
Jade Kart: The M stands for Madness
Mentats Sheep: Goops, don't.
Mentats Sheep COUNTER
Jumpropeman: PARRIED
Mentats Sheep: COMBO BREAKER
Jumpropeman: COUNTER BREAKER
Toothpaste Obeys Gravity: ALPHA COUNTER
Toothpaste Obeys Gravity: ....wait, wrong fighting game
Jumpropeman: time to whip out my most powerful move...
Jumpropeman: UNPLUGS GAME
Mentats Sheep: You fool
Mentats Sheep: you've fallen into my trap
Mentats Sheep: IT'S A CONSOLE AND A HANDHELD!
Jumpropeman: NOOOOOOOO
Jumpropeman: *loses round 1*
Jade Kart: ULTRAAAAA COMBOOOOO
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Jumpropeman: link
HurtyHarpy: ronaronaronaronarona
Jumpropeman: been a while since she's got to do her laugh
Jumpropeman: she leads such a serious life
Jumpropeman: playing mario party
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Jumpropeman: it would be fun to check in on old settings for like, a day, but I also worry I'd forget certain character developments writing a check-in on some characters
Jumpropeman: I forgot where I left Woppy character-wise
Draco: Yeah, you might accidentally revert Miyoi to a bloodthirsty terminator.
Jumpropeman: who would be the most important checkin of course
Jumpropeman: Miyoi squashed an ant once by accident and only cried for 24 hours
Gooper Blooper: "we are now three months into JRM's 'one-day checkin' of Miyoi"
Jumpropeman: its okay, I said rp time
AlternisChao: but what did she squash the ant with
Draco has, like, ten Mole Mondays this season.
Gooper Blooper: I'm guessing Miyoi put down a glass on top of it by accident
Draco: And she waited a whole four seconds before calling an ambulance.
Jumpropeman: RIP ants. Rants.
(Literally one day later JRM brings back Miyoi for a night)
Jumpropeman: random image unrelated to anything
Gooper Blooper: WE LOVE YOU MIYOI *crowd screaming in delight*
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Jumpropeman: well I played that Jurassic Park game for Genesis
Jumpropeman: as both grant and raptor
Gooper Blooper: Very important - I actually still haven't played it but I'm aware both characters' campaigns are different
Jumpropeman: wish you had said a different game last night cornwind-
Gooper Blooper: rip jrm
Jumpropeman: they are! I played Grant last night mostly and finished raptor just now
Jumpropeman: I did raptor second thinking "this will be the fun run"
Cornwind Evil: ...and you were right?
Gooper Blooper: gonna take a wild guess and say no
Jumpropeman: if only
Jumpropeman: even the raptor can't kill everything
Jumpropeman: dilophosaurs get back up after like four seconds on the ground
Cornwind Evil: Though seriously, in those days, Jurassic Park for Genesis was considered a very good game, especially for being a movie tie in
Gooper Blooper: I remember seeing people praise the Genesis JP games back in the day
Cornwind Evil: Well could have been worse, JRM
Jumpropeman: rampage edition I seem to remember being fun as the raptor
Cornwind Evil: I could have said "Play the SNES Jurassic Park."
Gooper Blooper: One reason I didn't immediately leap on that Jurassic Park Classic Collection that came out for Switch a while back is I suspected most of the games wouldn't actually be very fun
Cornwind Evil: The 'no one can kill anything' aspect of both Grant and Raptor, it seems, makes me think of the Jurassic World arcade game
Jumpropeman: the main problem is instant death drops are common, your jump isn't good as either, the raptor has to do many blind
Cornwind Evil: Where at the end when you complete all three missions it says "YOU SAVED THE DINOSAURS!"
Cornwind Evil: Yes, you saved three dinosaurs...while along the way killing thousands of less interesting dinosaurs.
Jumpropeman: i reviewed that one cornwind
Jumpropeman: its called Jurassic Park Arcade though
Jumpropeman: saving a dinosaur
Cornwind Evil: Details
HurtyHarpy: that looks more like samus is killing a dinosaur
Cornwind Evil: In a way, you are saving a dinosaur!
Cornwind Evil: ...forever!
Cornwind Evil: In ice!
Rather interesting to see the more recent the review, the less positive it is
Jumpropeman: as time moves on and pickings become less slim, some things lose their shine...
Gooper Blooper: 3 The worst game for the Sega Genesis!03/26/2000 By RawIsJericho
10 The Best Game For The Sega Genesis!05/09/2003 By Lord_Metallica
Gooper Blooper: the duality of man
Jumpropeman: although one adage I've been thinking about more lately is you should rate a game as if a friend was considering playing it. I don't want to inflict a bad game on someone just because the consensus is it was a good game
Jumpropeman: *watching my phone cautiously in case my brother "wants" to play suicide squad*
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Gooper Blooper: I finally went in and finished my replay of Kirby Star Allies today
Jumpropeman: played entirely as adeleine right
Gooper Blooper: You have to be Kirby for the main mode if you're Player 1, but Adeleine can be your pal! For most of the playthrough I'd been using Adeleine as one of my three companions
Gooper Blooper: Once I got far enough to use Susie, she was usually there too, with the third slot being rotating for whatever power I needed at the time
Gooper Blooper: For the final level I decided to get another #ruined guest star and grabbed Magolor
Gooper Blooper: but when the level began, the very first obstacle was a slowly moving block. Kirby, Adeleine, and Susie hopped over it but Magolor pressed himself against it until it shoved him into the wall and crushed him and he died
Jumpropeman: owned
Gooper Blooper: Sir Kibble got to be my last partner instead
Gooper Blooper: it felt very Magolor that his contribution lasted all of ten seconds
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Gooper Blooper: My friends, I am afraid something I shared in Robot Champions last year was incorrect and so I am here with a correction
Jumpropeman: how could you...
Gooper Blooper: In the robot introductions I included as part of the edutainment that Biohazard was the first robot to ever self-right, in a 1996 match against Vlad the Impaler
Gooper Blooper: but I have found even older self-righting footage
Jumpropeman: robot fighting lost media
Gooper Blooper: 2 minutes in
Jumpropeman: is that a wrecking ball
Gooper Blooper: yes
Gooper Blooper: The honor of earliest self-right now goes to Spirit Of Frank (later renamed to just Frank)
Jumpropeman: look at those chonkers
Jumpropeman: i thought that gate flattener was just a full robot, not an arena hazard
Gooper Blooper: I remember using the wrecking balls and gate things in Robot Champions
Gooper Blooper: had to get those weird-ass 1995 hazards repped
Jumpropeman: *rights self* *Runs to corner*
Jumpropeman: THE DOUBLE
Gooper Blooper: not exactly a barnburner of a fight but I'm glad it's preserved
Gooper Blooper: bless you Frank
Draco: They've even got a big pendulum swinging around.
Draco: Hot damn. 1995? I was still the youngest child in my family at that point.
Cornwind Evil: I was 14
Gooper Blooper: There was also a Robot Wars event in 1994, though I haven't heard of anyone self-righting that year
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CW: You know, Mad Dog McCree might have had the Prospector
CW: Imagine that cutscene playing over and over
Jumpropeman: [ASMR] Caring and Supportive Prospector tells you it's okay you missed one, try another
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Gooper Blooper: warning: flashing lights
Draco: Today's boss theme.
Jumpropeman: that's all we find in the sanctuary
Gooper Blooper: the secret Bob worked so hard to hide
Draco: It's the real Catmint...
Gooper Blooper: Alternatively, we enter the sanctum and the Crimson Catmint is gone, with Stella lying on the ground where it was
Gooper Blooper: "There was a Crimson Catmint... but I eated it :3"
Draco: D8
Jumpropeman: the fortune teller warned me I would be betrayed by a woman I loved
Draco: I guess Ankha was the good guy all along.
Gooper Blooper: I'm just saying, only one of the two business cat boomers is onscreen right now
Gooper Blooper: Stella could be anywhere
Draco: We open the door and Stella and Tahzah Viko of Ironreach are both in there stoned out of their minds.
Draco: They drilled through the floor with Stella's hair.
Gooper Blooper: The perfect crime, except for the part where they ate it all immediately
Jumpropeman: we shall rechristen it
Jumpropeman: cat boomer tomb
Draco: Cat Tomber
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Jumpropeman: you loved cat mountain
Jumpropeman: now get ready for
Jumpropeman: dog ditch!
Too Bad! Jade Time!: NO
Jumpropeman: what about hamster butte
Too Bad! Jade Time!: ...no strong feelings
Jumpropeman: in that case
Too Bad! Jade Time!: i take it back
Too Bad! Jade Time!: i have very strong feelings, and they tell me this is bad
Jumpropeman: that blockbuster commercial somehow had a corner in my mind to arise from at this moment
Jumpropeman: they got james woods and jim belushi for this
Jumpropeman: and another one has bobcat goldthwait voice a mouse
Steel Komodo: oh god
Steel Komodo: i
Steel Komodo: think i remember this
Steel Komodo: i swear i saw this on tv when i was a wee lad
Jumpropeman: i wonder if kids of this generation will be nostalgic for youtube ad reads for like, better help and established titles
Phoneharpyss: Dunno about that ‘un
Steel Komodo: just speaking for myself, i doubt it
Steel Komodo: but i'm 32 and therefore old
Steel Komodo: so i cannot say
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Jumpropeman: what hanging out with a kobber is like
Gooper Blooper: modern ads can be good too, if they only try
Gooper Blooper: yes an ad from 11 years ago is modern *sanae*
Gooper Blooper: https://youtube.com/watch?v=2iZCeL8YSUI
Jumpropeman: the crowd at a Pablano and the Peppers concert
Draco: The best mosh pit.
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Jumpropeman: shouldve called sears sooner
Gooper Blooper: I'll call today!
Jumpropeman: you'll call now
Gooper Blooper: ...I'll call now~
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Jumpropeman: harpy made this post-
Gooper Blooper: I know her interest caught you off-guard, but, like
Gooper Blooper: it's the team's mage and she's a punky-looking girl with an attitude
Gooper Blooper: maybe we shouldn't be surprised
Gooper Blooper: what surprises me is that JRM has set up the old lady as one of the more serious antagonist-coded members-
Jumpropeman: i think it's pretty common we rp things we like on both sides of conflicts :P
Gooper Blooper: very fair, I certainly tend to use villains I think look cool/fight cool
Gooper Blooper: just look at that dastardly Horus Corp
Jumpropeman: looking at horus making me worried we won't have enough villains this year :V who's mimi gonna shoot?!
RubyChao: Raven Beak?
Gooper Blooper: It's definitely interesting seeing how few "standard villain plots" we seem to have this year
Gooper Blooper: Several people are experimenting, Brine has once again made his antagonists too personable, and so on
Gooper Blooper: I also don't have anything on the plot list yet for HP or Sheep. HP at least I'm pretty sure has something coming, we just don't know anything about it yet
Jumpropeman: that shadow family will probably have something going on
Gooper Blooper: HP wasn't able to do a teaser because he had to do late wrapups
Jumpropeman: Kyoukoplot pls thank u
Gooper Blooper: and yeah, Sheep's solo post the other day clearly put cards on the table with A Problem
Brine: It is the Brine bread and butter at this point, that the antagonists are a little too reasonable/personable :V The Elementals I meant to have it happen since they're moreso problems to solve, but...
Brine has Vici reveal she HATES video games and Lobco, specifically
Gooper Blooper: We might still be able to kill Cole but she got personality and character in that recent Brinepost, so DANGER DANGER
Gooper Blooper: I know I'm not helping by sending Brine PMs of Chariot and saying I think Hudson's cute-
Jumpropeman: I see it-
Gooper Blooper: It's another Black Rock Shooter faceclaim, you know those go over like gangbusters pretty much every time
Gooper Blooper: Nyx my beloved
Gooper Blooper: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9410341
Gooper Blooper: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9405976
Brine: The first and the last...
Gooper Blooper: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9405985
Jumpropeman: that's a lot of hip movement for a girl called Sloth
Gooper Blooper: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9337857
Gooper Blooper: She just needs the right motivation, JRM. Take note that Chariot's holding a bunch of cookies.
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Seychelles: I like how I had Byron worried about structral integrity and then Goops brought a giant drill mech
Gooper Blooper: the cave walls are as good as we need them to be
Jumpropeman: byron's words work as a good logical argument, but I have on good authority these tunnels are rated for one giant snake mech
Metal Sheep: Snake is so dreamy...
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Gooper Blooper: Oh, that reminds me
Jumpropeman: cow for smash
Gooper Blooper: Remember Goopsbro's plan to only play as Mario?
Jumpropeman: did it not survive contact with the enemy
Gooper Blooper: That lasted for one whole Grand Prix before he scrolled through the character select screen, groaned, and chose Pokey.
Jumpropeman: the right choice
Cornwind Evil: Mario just too average?
Jumpropeman: live your truth
Jumpropeman: embrace the goofy
Gooper Blooper: It's too fun to play as the weirdos
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RubyChao: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9415766
Metal Sheep: I WILL NOT
Gooper Blooper: "This is really reliable Tenshi-chan"
Gooper Blooper: description written by Viola Nightshade
Hooded Pitohui: I'll rely on her to test the durability of the street when she plummets into it.
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Jumpropeman: hannah's other catchphrase is "watch out, I'm making a crucible!"
Gooper Blooper: I loved when Hannah said "IT'S HANNAHTIME" and hannahed all over everyone
Cornwind Evil: If Hannah had been there to fight Pitch I could have said BUT YOU CANNOT HANNAH ON BULLDOZER
Draco: Hannah built her own Echolux. With blackjack! And hookers!
Brine: It's ground in for her to warn everyone when there's about to be a big vat of danger, just in case! I'm laughing at IT'S HANNAHTIME It's ALWAYS Hannahtime round these parts, these parts being Brine RP
Gooper Blooper: I had to check the Pitch event after CW said Hannah didn't attend
Gooper Blooper: Fortunately, Brine did not attend that event with anyone, so Hannah's streak remains
JWB Sibling Killed By Bees: Brine enters Hannah in a Brawl, she wins
JWB Sibling Killed By Bees: Next year she gets a special intro
JWB Sibling Killed By Bees: CM Punk comes out to herald her
JWB Sibling Killed By Bees: "IT'S HANNAHTIME!!!!!"
JWB Sibling Killed By Bees: (Punk starts every match by taking a knee during his entrance and then quoting the Marvel Thing's "It's clobbering time!")
Gooper Blooper: LOOK IN MY EYYYYYYYYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE
I'M THE BUFF MAGUS OF TENNESSEE
Draco: HANNAH SWEEP
Gooper Blooper: The final ten of BBB15 is going to be, like, three HP characters, three Cornwind characters, two Sey characters, Hannah, and Maple
Draco: And then Reggae Shark invades and wins.
Seychelles: May the best Kobber win
Draco: Hannah gets every place EXCEPT last, which is an 80-way tie.
JWB Sibling Killed By Bees: I tried to think of more Hannah centered lines of Cult of Personality but couldn't
Draco: Hannah doesn't read books. She stares them down until they give her the information.When Hannah enters a room, she doesn’t turn the lights on. She turns the dark off.
Hannah counted to infinity. Twice.
Death once had a near-Hannah experience.
When Hannah does push-ups, she doesn’t push herself up. She pushes the Earth down.
Hannah can divide by zero.
Hannah can slam a revolving door.
The Boogeyman checks his closet for Hannah before going to bed.
Hannah’s tears cure cancer. Too bad she has never cried.
Time waits for no one—unless that someone is Hannah.
JWB Sibling Killed By Bees: There is no chin under Hannah's beard, only another fist
(later)
Jumpropeman: "When Hannah does push-ups, she doesn’t push herself up. She pushes the Earth down." these are supposed to be inaccurate quotes, draco
Draco: I'm sorry, I didn't know where else to put them.
Brine: I liked them, it made me smile. "Hannah doesn't read books. She stares them down until they give her the information."
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Jumpropeman: link
Gooper Blooper: now there's a classic
Hooded Pitohui: Having met her, I too would put Maple Syrup on everything given the chance
Gooper Blooper: #Maple
Hooded Pitohui: Very good
Jumpropeman: we approve
RubyChao: and it's even a Kate.
Hooded Pitohui: I'm not actually the biggest fan of maple syrup (lowercase), but, man, a little maple syrup in a pan with some baked onions, mmm, that's good stuff.
Gooper Blooper: Despite being from Vermont, I also am pretty lukewarm towards maple syrup. I've had some good maple ice cream and sugar on snow but I don't seek it out
Gooper Blooper: but Maple
Gooper Blooper: that's another story
Jumpropeman: when I was in high school, I had waffles with syrup for breakfast most every morning
Jumpropeman: don't really care for pure maple syrup
Jumpropeman: i like her nasty
Draco: 8l
Jumpropeman: when do we meet Maple's sister
Jumpropeman: High Fructose Corn
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Jumpropeman: draco mentioned a bar in Third Chance recently, iirc, does anyone remember when or even the place's name? I know it's a longshot
Cornwind Evil: Pictured: a Longshot
Jumpropeman: believe me cornwind
Jumpropeman: every time I hear the phrase I think of him
Jumpropeman: partly because I heard of him before I heard people use the phrase :V
Jumpropeman: I think the bar was specifically noted as not being a gathering place of interesting characters
Jumpropeman: found it! Patsy's is the name
Jumpropeman blows it up
Cornwind Evil: Stop stealing my schtick in threatening Third Chance, JRM
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RubyChao: you know what's funny
RubyChao: recently two fanfics i follow updated at nearly the same time, both of them after not updating in a couple years
RubyChao: -one of them was what you'd expect, the cancellation notice and outline of the rest of the story
RubyChao: -the other was just "hey i'm back. here's a new chapter"
RubyChao: perfectly balanced-
Knock Off Kung Fu Panda: "hey, i exploded my entire arm recently, anyway here's a new chapter of my hermione/snape fanfic"
Knock Off Kung Fu Panda: fanfic writers are stronger than any US marine imo
Seychelles: They gotta be if they can stomach snape/hermione
Draco: "I lost both legs to a landmine while going to pick up my Switch 2 from Wal-Mart. Anyway, here's the next chapter of my Star Trek/Mission Impossible/Golden Girls crossover starring Ruby Rose and a sentient Cadillac."
Knock Off Kung Fu Panda: absolutely
Draco: Ruby Rose/sentient Cadillac for Brawl Champs.
Knock Off Kung Fu Panda: horrible flashback to the time i tried to make a bionicle/bioshock crossopver fanfic
Knock Off Kung Fu Panda: called, obviously, bionicleshock
Seychelles: of course
Knock Off Kung Fu Panda: i mean
Knock Off Kung Fu Panda: en genius is right there
Knock Off Kung Fu Panda: you take it
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Gooper Blooper: My Walmart reorganized their video game section with the launch of the Switch 2. They have this kind of L-shaped area where they put games. Beforehand, PlayStation and Xbox shared one longer line of the L while Nintendo had the other, shorter line
Gooper Blooper: Now that the Switch 2 is out, Nintendo took over the longer section, with Sony's old spot being Switch 2 and Microsoft's old spot being Switch 1
Gooper Blooper: Sony is now sitting where Nintendo used to be, in the smaller half of the L
Gooper Blooper: Microsoft... is gone. Reduced to atoms.
Cornwind Evil: X'd Out
Gooper Blooper: I looked all over the electronics section and found a few of those "buy a plastic card with a code on it, no box" things for Xbox and some controllers, but no physical games
Draco: Uff da. My local Target has split their Switch section between Switch 1 and 2. Not enough Switch 2 inventory to need it, I guess. They had several Switch 1 OLED in stock but no Switch 2 to be seen.
Gooper Blooper: Dollar General, however, DID have not one but two Microsoft console games in their discount DVD bin
Gooper Blooper: They had Disney Sing It for $3
Jumpropeman: hot dog!
Gooper Blooper: and the real prize
Gooper Blooper: BIG BUMPIN
Gooper Blooper: for a dollar
Jumpropeman: HOTTER DOG!
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: pretty sure I got it for that price myself
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Draco: "Everyone gets four entrants. Plus a vet. Plus a newbie. Plus old secret fiters. Plus the Villain Slot. Plus the Blorbo Slot. Plus the Fumo Slot. Plus the Announcer Slot. Plus your Favorite Helltaker Slot..."
Jumpropeman: "villain slot"
Jumpropeman: hmst...
Jumpropeman: is lobco a villain-
Draco: Lobco is a villain.
RubyChao: i think Season 12 has been the only time i entered an active villain in the brawl
RubyChao: but boy did it work out
Jumpropeman: my villain entry would be LENNOX BABYYYYYY
Draco: I entered two villains in the Brawl one year.
Draco: One was not NUMBER ONE.
Gooper Blooper: Villain Slot: submit a character to plop into the Brawl that isn't eligible to win but can muck things up for other characters
JWB Sibling Killed By Bees: The new tradition of the Brawl is JRM somehow tricking 75 entrants into getting on a big bus that he then blows up at the start of every Brawl
RubyChao: time to enter Fake Samus into the brawl, and not tell JRM who it is, forcing him to work around that lack of knowledge the whole time
Draco: My Villain Slot then is Seregios because she was the antagonist in an event once.
Jumpropeman: throw them into the space RV with Ralph Wrinkles
Jumpropeman: they'll sort themselves out
Gooper Blooper: JRM decides Fake Samus is actually Lobco
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RubyChao: i believe in ivel
RubyChao: he will send all three as a team
Draco: \o/
Jumpropeman: i believe in her
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Jumpropeman: just watched Godzilla 2000
Jumpropeman: my favorite part was where the human characters were like "Why does godzilla protect us?" "Maybe because there's a little godzilla in all of us" and then Godzilla, unprovoked while not even under attack, launches his atomic breath in a circle around himself to destroy more of tokyo
Brine: As one does in Tokyo.
SpididerHarpy: we've got a lil godzilla in all of us
Jumpropeman: im getting mine surgically removed
Gooper Blooper: I hope you enjoyed the incredibly lengthy and action-packed appearance of Millennian in Godzilla 2000, JRM
Jumpropeman: I was so sad
Jumpropeman: I thought i remembered being told it was underwhelming
Jumpropeman: but i didn't expect that underwhelming
Gooper Blooper: That was why I put him in RP! He spends the entire movie either hiding in his saucer or being Orga
Gooper Blooper: give us some time with the Mars People ripoff-
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PhoneJade: Okay
PhoneJade: SK isn't on so I'll have to save this for tomorrow
PhoneJade: But when I asked him how to wall ride
PhoneJade: In mario kart world
PhoneJade: He explained the charge jump SO BADLY
PhoneJade: That I had NO idea what he meant
PhoneJade: And what's funnier is that I'd done the charge jump by accident before :U
PhoneJade: Uh anyway all of the outfits are good, Pauline and DK need way more outfits immediately
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: classic beloved character!
PhoneJade: WALL!!!!
Metal Sheep: I do love the wart for WALL!!
Metal Sheep squints
Metal Sheep: may have meant art
Metal Sheep: possibly
PhoneJade: Lol
PhoneJade: Wall art
PhoneJade: This could be forced into becoming a good joke with some effort
Gooper Blooper: I was initially trying to do something with "wall ride" but failed so I just slapped the image up with no comment
Jumpropeman: I had thought you were just getting nostalgic for ol' WALL!!
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RubyChao: i'd say this is the penultimate round, and after that is one last barrage of words to finish knocking sense into these two stubborn idiots holding a thirty-year grudge
MobileDraco: Are we going to shoot them both?
Jumpropeman: dang, does that mean katharina is like fifty?
RubyChao: Yes, she's around the same age as the Baron.
The naturally white hair makes it easier for her to hide it
MobileDraco: They're old.
RubyChao: i know, ancient relics
RubyChao: we are living in a glorious time of acknowledging women over 30 are still hot though, so don't let it change your perceptions of her
MobileDraco: I already have. Shipping her with Mabel.
Cornwind Evil: "when he didn't have a mustache and she only had two arms." Because of course, growing facial hair is the same as acquiring new arms
RubyChao: (also I would not be surprised if replacing her arms and eye has somehow slowed her aging process)
RubyChao: (that's a big change to make to the body)
Jumpropeman: the Baron gets an artificial second mustache to keep up in the arms race
Hooded Pitohui: A free dose of telomerase with your new arms-
Gooper Blooper sends Katharina a MILFin' Ain't Easy shirt
RubyChao: but did you remember the extra sleeves?
Gooper Blooper: very important
Gooper Blooper: especially since it means she can't give it to someone else to get rid of it-
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Metal Sheep: "Her polite conversation breaks as Leon declares his intent to do anything in his power to sabotage Ulimaroa."
Metal Sheep: Leon pinches his nose to disguise his voice and orders fifty anchovy pizzas to be delivered to the Ulimiroa train
Gooper Blooper: can't believe Leon was in league with Bubble Bass all along
Gooper Blooper: also my thanks to Sheep for being so interested in Horus Corp he came up with two characters for it, helps fill out the ranks
Gooper Blooper: he's always liked teasing Stella, so no wonder
Metal Sheep: It gave me a good place to slot them in-keep talking and Hound is coming back for another sewer spelunking adventure
Gooper Blooper: link
Metal Sheep: They're friends
Gooper Blooper: I remember once I posted this Stella and your reaction was "I like how offputting her cyborg eye is here"
Gooper Blooper: it's an odd sort of affection but I know you like her sheep-
Metal Sheep: I do like that eye...
Gooper Blooper: just the eye
Gooper Blooper: we'll create the ultimate kobber, starting with Stella's eye, Grumblemon's nose, and Francisco's single fang
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Hooded Pitohui: Realized writing this post that I've committed the mortal sin of throwing Tamaki at a Sheepcharacter.
Jumpropeman throws multiple layers of jackets at tamaki just in case
RubyChao: pito
RubyChao: the fact that sheep hasn't reacted even ONCE to that simply shows how far you've turned her around from her source material meme
RubyChao: Be proud.
Metal Sheep: :I
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(I add Koleda from Zenless Zone Zero to RP)
Brine: >That goops post
Knock Off Kung Fu Panda joined the chat
Knock Off Kung Fu Panda: GOOPS
Knock Off Kung Fu Panda: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS
Knock Off Kung Fu Panda: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS
RubyChao joined the chat
RubyChao: i'm not goops but hello anyway
Knock Off Kung Fu Panda: lol
Knock Off Kung Fu Panda: hi
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RubyChao: "Something I kinda like about his design is that he kinda looks like an otaku weeb trying to pass off as a samurai with whatever he could find in his dad's closet and a hat he got for his birthday.
But no, he's... He's dead serious and could easily cut you in half straight down the middle both ways if you even think about making fun of his neon pink car. He's a funny looking guy, he's a funny character too personality wise, but he still demands respect and A LOT of it."
Jumpropeman: if not for "hat" and "respect" I'd think you were talking about Travis Touchdown
Jumpropeman: is it Jabali?
RubyChao: it's Samurai Goroh
Jumpropeman: ah
Jumpropeman: one of Jabali's alts
Gooper Blooper: That reminds me
Gooper Blooper: The new sci-fi racer for Switch 2, Fast Fusion, is the latest game in the Fast series of sci-fi racers, there's been like four of them
Gooper Blooper: but Fast Fusion introduces a new "superhero mode" in which you have a health bar that is also your boost energy
Gooper Blooper: hmm
RubyChao: hmmmm...
Jumpropeman: the Fast series has been like, begging nintendo to let them do f-zero
Jumpropeman: I think they had launch games for switch 1 and wii u
Gooper Blooper: yeah, the previous game in the series was a Switch 1 launch title
Gooper Blooper: they like to be there at the start
RubyChao: oh my god yeah
RubyChao: this is literally just Not F-Zero
Jumpropeman: saw this clip and I got big vibes
Jumpropeman: ignoring a big chunk of the course for a shortcut, reminds me of fat shark videos
RubyChao: https://youtube.com/watch?v=SMKhCh_pmhk
Jumpropeman: don genie should have done that when racing us
Jumpropeman: i love the reactive character portrait in the top left
Gooper Blooper: was just gonna say that's the best part
RubyChao: as i joked before JRM
RubyChao: like shaggy and 0.01% of his true power
RubyChao: you only beat don genie in the race becausde he was using 1% of his true speed
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MobileDraco: JRM, did you share the picture I got you yet?
Jumpropeman: oh, I have not!
Jumpropeman: let me get it real quick
Jumpropeman: Vivian hard at work at her "job"
Gooper Blooper: Adorable!
Jumpropeman: she's drawing so much hand-holding right now
Gooper Blooper: replace the Monster with Dr. Pepper and it's JRM doing Brawl art-
MobileDraco: I'll give the artist $5 to change it
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Jumpropeman: harp, it's Haymar, not Hayden
SpididerHarpy: haymar... i fucked it up again ;;
SpididerHarpy: naomi brain scrambled
Jumpropeman: Naomi got that hot sexy walking garbage can instead~
SpididerHarpy: anyway lets just say delicious samosa burned my mouth so bad it left me with a brain injury
Jumpropeman: that's one heck of a samosa
Jumpropeman: drown yer mates tier
Gooper Blooper: Shoe "Dovetail" Bill looks over at Haymar. "First time?"
SpididerHarpy: i am shocked, i am betrayed, i thought we would never speak of this again-
SpididerHarpy: you'll hear from my lawyers!!!!
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Jumpropeman: jesus cristo I just remembered I have to freaking enter Snivel in the Brawl
SpididerHarpy: Snivel Must Enter The Brawl
Hooded Pitohui: It will truly be time for his finest Snivel.
SpididerHarpy: more importantly, you have to think of someone else to ruin things if someone reveals their secret fiter early!
Gooper Blooper: I already have his title icon ready JRM
Gooper Blooper: Snivel me up, fitemaster
Jumpropeman: secret fiter punishment will now be Snivel's Son, Sniffle
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SpididerHarpy: I'm gonna just let naomi stew in that so she doesn't just blurt out "YEAH FUCK ME... UP! FUCK ME UP I SWEAR i"M NOT WEIRD"
Jumpropeman: haymar doesn't even realize this is a ship
Gooper Blooper: I'm enjoying how much of a flailing disaster Naomi is with this Haymar stuff
MobileDraco: Turns out there's one more round of combat against Destiny herself.
Jumpropeman: it's precious
SpididerHarpy: she's a disaster lesbian
Gooper Blooper: "WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN? YOU WANT MONEY? I GOT MONEY!"
SpididerHarpy: what can I say?
SpididerHarpy: she does need to do more than be a disaster lesbian though, and she can do that tomorrow!
Jumpropeman: "The name's Haymar, not Hotmama. How does she keep making that mistake?"
MobileDraco: Juri nods sagely.
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Jumpropeman: I've concocted an evil plan: at the end of today's plot, I'll have Chiyari get a phone call and say "Oh hi, my husband Snivel, I can't wait to enter the Brawl as your assistant later tonight"
Gooper Blooper: XD
LobcoDraco: I don't think Chiyari would say that. She'd say "my BELOVED husband Snivel"
Jumpropeman: draco clearly knows Chiyari better than I do... I bequeth her to him and can't wait to see her enter the Big Bar Brawl 15
LobcoDraco: Excellent. You can count on me.
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Jumpropeman: "Allison hates messes and has an urge to tidy up when she sees one." Allison starts scrubbing up Sheep characters
Jumpropeman: alternatively, if emotional messes count, Naomi
Jumpropeman: "No Tootsie." RIOT
Gooper Blooper: They have enough goodies already! Tootsie has a very important job though. Can you guess what it is?
Jumpropeman: cheerleader
Gooper Blooper: Someone's gotta manage the betting corner
Jumpropeman: precious
Jumpropeman: imagining Tootsie at a desk, paperwork piled high all around her, her little creamy hands making a mess as she tries to process bets
Gooper Blooper: she's doing her best
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Gooper Blooper: as always, time gets away from me on Brawl Season Kickoff Night
Gooper Blooper: but off to bed now
Jumpropeman: night goop!
Gooper Blooper: time for almost a solid month of thinking about almost nothing but this every day-
Jumpropeman: get ready for the snivel sweep
LobcoDraco: Bye Goops.
LobcoDraco: HIS GREATEST SNIVEL
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Jumpropeman: "I'm here because I want millions of dollars." you can't just come out and say that-
Jumpropeman: it's about glory! And bloodshed! I'd even accept the Brawl Book-
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Jumpropeman: reading hannah's entry is like a trip down memory lane. I remember when she first became interested in being a magus...
Jumpropeman: seeing brine list hannah's muscle strength as possibly not measuring up to our lazy marshmallows...
Brine: I think being within human limits is part of her charm- upper limits, maybe, but she's not bench pressing a car anytime soon :V
Jumpropeman: this brawl will be the ultimate test... can I keep Vimmy and Venny's unique abilities straight...
Jumpropeman: "Vimmy can create 3 four foot long claws, while Venny can create 4 five foot long ones" the sticky note on them's gonna be long
Jumpropeman: "The Cat Amidst the Nightshade" ...Seam again? *It's Maomao* i really need to remember these spoiler names aren't literal
Jumpropeman: "and fifteen million would put shipping a refrigerated bear gallbladder in the realm of affordability." see Ramlethal, that's a pure and honest reason to brawl!
Jumpropeman: "-Garie is not a great judge of character!" *rubs hands together menacingly*
Jumpropeman: "How the Titan Dweevil survived an entire Brawl is a mystery to both it and myself." presented without comment
Jumpropeman: "Paimon is 2'20" as a fairy and 100' wide as a fairy" i think that classifies her as some sort of landscape
Gooper Blooper: Draco brawlers this year
Jumpropeman: already I keep nervously thinking "I'll just use my gift vote to cover this person's roster" across multiple users
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Gooper Blooper: goopsbro and I went ham on Mario Kart World today, he wanted to unlock Mirror Mode so we blitzed Knockout Tours and Grand Prix for three hours
Gooper Blooper: by the end of it we were deliriously shitposting Burger King Foot Lettuce snowclone memes at each other as we raced
Gooper Blooper: "The last thing you want from your first place item box is a coin... but as it turns out... that MIGHT be what you GET"
Jumpropeman: oh good, first place coin items are back
Jumpropeman: who doesn't love a first place coin
Gooper Blooper: it got a buff
Gooper Blooper: it gives you TWO coins now
Jumpropeman: HOT DOG
Gooper Blooper: you can also hold 20 max
Jumpropeman: technically better, but still the feeling won't be right
Jumpropeman: it's like when a game gives you armor that is technically two points stronger
Jumpropeman: I recognize its value, but I won't feel it
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(Re: Harpy entering a Deep Rock Galactic-themed Brawl entrant)
Jumpropeman: harp, you forgot the weakness: they'll stand in place and say "We're rich!" any time they find gold
JiggyHarpy: sssssh, karl's lying on the application so that people can actually vote for them-
Jumpropeman: "He schmoovin!" just saying, no one else has been schmoovin' yet...
Jumpropeman: "Wait, Haymar isn't listening to this is she-"" my girl, you hired her for brawl training, she probably pulled this up as a cheat sheet
Jumpropeman: Baron looking more fine dapper than I remembered!
Jumpropeman: *chao specifies the exact train* pls don't despair at my limited train knowledge, I'll do my best...
Jumpropeman: zero points for guessing democurus will probably find his way to the dining car
(Later, Spy enters Hungry Pumkin)
Jumpropeman: might be someone else in that dining car now...
Jumpropeman: hungry pumkin was parrying before it was cool
Jumpropeman: some entries: "boy, I need to make sure to balance my power, keep it believable..." pumkin: "He eats anything. He keeps growing. There is no limit"
Draco: Pumkin is almost a match for Paimon.
Gooper Blooper: Hungry Pumkin is 2'2" tall and 100' wide
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Jumpropeman: whenever goop drops by, I have a question for the class
RubyChao: yes, we could always use a sixth slot-
Jumpropeman: *baps chao with the newspaper despite agreeing :I*
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Gooper Blooper: "stacked boxes of unsold Lennox t-shirts"
Jumpropeman: he was supposed to be big! The next hit guy!
Cornwind Evil: They never are
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: hot dog!
Jumpropeman: even the merch is underwhelmingly generic...
Jumpropeman: i want roka bobbleheads!
Gooper Blooper: 1-Off trash cans!
Jumpropeman: lennox condoms
Gooper Blooper: XD
Cornwind Evil: Concord Instant Oatmeal
Draco: Concord the Flamethrower! (Kids love that one.)
Cornwind Evil: "Ready in as much time as the game lasted!"
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Jumpropeman: sorry i got quiet, i was finishing suicide quad
Brine: Understandable, no worries!
Jumpropeman: i will go to bat for the avengers game since it was basically a single player experience with live service stapled on after that part was designed
Jumpropeman: I will not go to bat for suicide squad :V
Brine: From what I've heard, the best thing about Suicide Squad is that it ends. The end also sucks
PhoneJade: Weh
Jumpropeman: the end isn't final, it wants to funnel you into the next few seasons. You beat the final boss, but there are 13 versions of the final boss, and the game only made it to eight seasons so there's actually not even 13 to fight
Jumpropeman: literally the game is like "there are 13 braniacs to fight across dimensions!" but it does roll credits after the first brainiac fight and it barely has story content after
Draco: Wasn't Suicide Squad just recycling the regular bosses to make more Brainiacs?
Brine: "What if you got to do this 13 more times? Don't forget, you're here forever."
Jumpropeman: yes :V V: :V
Draco: The best thing about Suicide Squad is Poison Ivy's Frozen Fire Axe (it does 6% more damage against mooks).
Draco: Batman Forever, Suicide Squad Fornever.
Jumpropeman: also, major major spoiler for Suicide Squad it's revealed across the seasons you didn't even kill the justice league, you just killed clones, and you save them via comic book cutscenes
Jumpropeman: save the real guys that is
Draco: Except Wonder Woman.
Brine: I didn't know that- I can't believe this game, it actually has no bottom to hit. Just keeps getting worse :V
Draco: No, Brine it DOES have a bottom because Warner Bros axed it with Poison Ivy's Frost Axe.
PhoneJade: This is what happens when games as a service
Jumpropeman: my brother pointed out it is probably the worst game he's ever beaten with me in co-op. CKR's been through rougher though
Jumpropeman: he said he would have given up on it long ago if not for the game hoard :V
Jumpropeman: i swear i play fun games with my family sometimes too
PhoneJade: Hah
Draco: Name one. :I
Jumpropeman: i played the streets of rage games with them! That counts, right?
Draco: Yes!
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Jumpropeman: *working on my last entry*
Jumpropeman: it always seems to come down to Full Details Section, Full Disadvantages section, then I have to think of the advantages...
Phoneharpyss: Kek
Gooper Blooper: "what are the advantages of being Snivel..."
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Jumpropeman: accidentally deleted snivel from the entrants folder
Jumpropeman: and after he sniveled the whole forum too...
Gooper Blooper: Snivel replacing Mimi for JRM's avatar feels like an omen now
Jumpropeman: that was indeed done when I realized she was getting benched
Gooper Blooper: I still love her so I hope she gets in next time!
Gooper Blooper: Happy to see Chiyari take advantage of the doctor alliance though
Jumpropeman: she's definitely brawling while we're still in argo
Gooper Blooper: It feels like a similar mindset as to why I put Attami in for a second go
Gooper Blooper: sometimes you only get one chance at something
Jumpropeman: i feel like if chiyari brawled next year, even with more time to catch on, she'd not be as interesting and could probably bottom out
RubyChao: You have no idea how much work it took Goops to convince me that it was okay to try Ruukoto again, she's not necessarily going to get worse like your other three repeats, she didn't have nearly as much-
RubyChao: JRM: that's 100% why i'm doing the Artists now
RubyChao: having the tension of being rivals but also respecting each other and having jiggy paint powers is what makes them good
Jumpropeman: i remember you saying you thought Sese would brawl with all her bones
Jumpropeman: but there are reasons I think she's better now then under that hypothetical
Jumpropeman: like the murderous rampage she'd go on with them
Jumpropeman: this strikethrough sponsored by Concord
Jumpropeman: but yeah, a ruukoto run on her own would feel odd, but as part of the Allison group, it's like, almost weirder not to
Gooper Blooper: playconcord.com
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