Marty-o Sheep: Why Concord?
Jumpropeman: oh hey
Jumpropeman: it's sheep!
Jumpropeman: well you see sheep...
Jumpropeman: brb-
Marty-o Sheep: Should have been Bleeding Edge
Jumpropeman: concord is a personal challenge and something I can make goofy where I like
Marty-o Sheep: Ah! Here's the trailer I was thinking of!
Jumpropeman: i remember that snake
Jumpropeman: i did a big plot about overcoming societal prejudices, this year I'm not going so heavy
Jumpropeman he says, knowing about other plans already in motion
Harpnaomi: no Heavy involved
Marty-o Sheep: Bleeding Edge is the superior Overwatch clone, because you can play a dolphin
Marty-o Sheep: An angry dolphin.
Jumpropeman: I'm not using Concord because it's good, mate
Marty-o Sheep: "CALL ON CONCORD!"
Marty-o Sheep: I'd rather...not.
Marty-o Sheep: "Concord does the job by the book"
Marty-o Sheep: The Book of Mormon, maybe-
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Donkey Kong Has A Chainsaw: All I know about Marvel Rivals is that Squirrel Girl has a ba-donkdonk and they made Namor Aquaman
Gooper Blooper: yeah she got "Girl Of The Month" status for a bit there
Guns Dont Go There: I have been playing Marvel Rivals
Guns Dont Go There: Currently the Internet is Horny for Emma Frost because they made her tall
Jumpropeman: i thought it was the thighs that are thicker than a redwood
Guns Dont Go There: two things can be true
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Gooper Blooper: Oh, for non-sheep people: did a profiles update to detail out Venus' inventory
Jumpropeman clicks Troublemakers expecting her to be there
Gooper Blooper: I named my villains folder "Troublemakers" because they are rather underwhelming by villain standards
Jumpropeman: but does Venus carry this
Gooper Blooper: She's got a whole shelf labeled "Stupid Fireworks" with a couple Watermelon Ninjas nestled between some of those pooping dog novelties and a gender reveal bomb that shoots green smoke
Jumpropeman: "gender reveal bomb"
Jumpropeman: her ultimate weapon...
Gooper Blooper: "isn't it supposed to be pink or blue" "it's green, figure it out yourself"
RubyChao: mental image that just struck me: this is chara buying one and setting it off when someone tries to pigeonhole her into a gender binary
they will she/they all they dang like
Gooper Blooper: I mostly stuck with "she" for Chara in the end but I tried to slip in some theys here and there when it flowed well with the writing
Gooper Blooper: Chara's true gender is Chocolate
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Gooper Blooper: Most important Switch 2 news: the carts still taste disgusting
Jumpropeman: make some switch cartridge soup
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Jade Stretches Her Arms Out: my lack of appearing in chatzy madnesses is outrageous
Jade Stretches Her Arms Out: i'm going on humor strike
Jade Stretches Her Arms Out: i refuse to be funny until i am compensated fairly for my awful jokes and wacky behaviour
Brine: A serious Del for serious people!
Jade Stretches Her Arms Out: the most serious Del!
Jade Stretches Her Arms Out: Or Jade!
Jade Stretches Her Arms Out: Depending on current mood or phase of the moon or [hyperlink blocked]
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Jumpropeman: my bro just sold his copy of heart gold for 200 bucks
Jumpropeman: he did it to afford switch 2 V:
Gooper Blooper: woah, I'm sitting on a goldmine I see
Draco: Dang.
BULLSHIT BLAZING: HeartGold is very pretty, but it’s sooo slow.
BULLSHIT BLAZING: Gameplay wise I mean
RubyChao: i never could get myself to finish it
RubyChao: i fell off somewhere in late johto and just had no energy
Draco: I never played it.
Draco: I played Gold on my GAME BOY COLOR.
BULLSHIT BLAZING: Ok Boomer
BULLSHIT BLAZING: I was 2 when those games came out.
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Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: trouble
Draco: The best streamer.
RubyChao: the words "Coral" and "Trouble" should mean the same thing to you
Draco: The only trouble with Coral is she doesn't stream enough.
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Jumpropeman: I just watched the Secret Level episode about Concord
Jumpropeman: and I'm not making this up: none of the characters in it are even from the game until the final minute where a blurry view of Lennox is talking to a guy we can't see
Jumpropeman: the episode wasn't bad, I think it was basically meant to set up the premise of Concord rather than establish characters
Jumpropeman: like, "here's the reason there are 5 v 5 battles all across the galaxy*
Brine: Right, right. The actual, why they're fighting in the first place... They couldn't tip their hand too early, what sense would that make? :V What did they do, just have placeholder characters running around in the background?
Jumpropeman: there's a gang of six brand new characters doing a heist for the majority of it. Maybe they were meant to be playable one day?
Brine: Probably, I could see that. The Concord DLC that never was.
Jumpropeman: I'll have to do a second concord plot starring them-
Brine: For sure, may as well. Those assets just floating around... Now that the surprise has worn off, I'm excited for Concordplot. Gonna get some real heroes out in the badlands!
Jumpropeman: i can guarantee its gonna be weird
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Jumpropeman: "This sword was forged with fire for 366 years!" *breaks on the second jiangshi I use it against*
Gooper Blooper: They neglected to mention it was Ornn's fire and so the sword was afflicted with 366 years of Brittle
Cornwind Evil: Alternately, eventually forging makes metal brittle
Cornwind Evil: So maybe forging it for three and a half centuries was a bad idea
Gooper Blooper: nonsense, it's like wine aging, it can never be old enough *doesn't know enough about wine to know if that's true*
Gooper Blooper: toss it in there for another couple hundred years and it might kill three jiangshis
Cornwind Evil: I think eventually wine becomes vinegar
Cornwind Evil: Might vary based on this and that
Cornwind Evil: I remember that from the plot of Night of the Comet
Cornwind Evil: Wait no that's a horror film
Cornwind Evil: It had Comet in the title...
Cornwind Evil: Ah, YEAR of the Comet
Cornwind Evil: My unit of date was wrong
Jumpropeman: sometimes I watch a show and they whip out some wine and they're like "this is from 2006" and everyone's impressed and I'm like "that's not that long ago, just... uh... 20 years... :|
Jumpropeman: sanae moment
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Donkey Kong Has A Chainsaw: "This talk about ratings numbers reminds me of one of the thousand almost forgotten WCW dumb bits.
Some wrestler was talking to another wrestler on camera during the year 2000, when the bottom was falling out of WCW, and he actually decided to acknowledge the camera and said "Look, just between you, me, and 10,000 viewers..." Even at their worst, WCW WAS being watched by a lot more than 10,000 people. So I think either Mike Tenay or Tony Schivone tried to cover for this drastic understating of their audience by sputtering out something like "10,000...more like....10,000 in each house!"
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Draco: AH SHIT. TOUHOU 20 HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED.
Jumpropeman: OH GOLLY
Jumpropeman: FETCH ME MY TABLET
Gooper Blooper: NEW TOUHOUS?! And Chao nowhere to be seen!!
Jumpropeman: don't let him see it
Jumpropeman: it might throw his rp plans out of whack
Jumpropeman: it feels weird seeing them in their canon looks
Jumpropeman: I'm so used to the fanart
Draco: I hope Sanae is in the game or I won't play it. >:I
Jumpropeman: Reimu CONFIRMED
Gooper Blooper: >Fossilized Wonders
Gooper Blooper: >screenshots show rocks and gems
Gooper Blooper: are you fucking kidding me
Jumpropeman: i hope momoyo gets some friends
Gooper Blooper: Best timing since Pokemon dropped Sun and Moon right before Kuwahawi
Jumpropeman: something in the air
Jumpropeman: or the ground, I guess
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(Re: Streets of Rage 2)
Jumpropeman: my favorite storm biker is Calm
Gooper Blooper: In a gang of bikers named after various forms of weather, pity the poor sap who joined late and ended up with "the weather is that nothing is happening"
(later)
Jumpropeman: so, my bro and I played through Streets of Rage 2 as Blaze and Max. We do some Duel mode after, then hang up... I go do my Axel solo run, and apparently he went and did a Skate solo run :V
(later)
Jumpropeman: my bro wants to play streets of rage 4 today :V
Gooper Blooper: The streets are raging!
Jumpropeman: playing classic GBC game Babe & Friends as I wait. Will it be as good?!
Gooper Blooper: streets of babe
Jumpropeman: blaze is already a babe though-
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Draco: ...um...why was the forum search in Japanese just now? XD
Gooper Blooper: Not seeing anything out of the ordinary here
Jumpropeman: nothing weird here
Jumpropeman: draco must just be in japan irl
Draco: Guess so!
Jumpropeman: phoenix wright assures me japan and california are the same
Draco: :O
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Jumpropeman: miyoi when she learned kobbers leave every two years
Donkey Kong Has A Chainsaw: I mean, it's not like Miyoi is literally anchored to Whalestrand
Donkey Kong Has A Chainsaw: But yeah
Jumpropeman: you can't beach the miyoi in argo
RubyChao: we can.
RubyChao: believe in us.
Donkey Kong Has A Chainsaw: I mean, imagine if she'd been the bartender on Porphyrion
Gooper Blooper: With the way we link up our settings together for fast travel these days, I like to imagine there's visits back and forth and Miyoi can pay Argo a visit or Argo Kobbers can pop back into Journey's End to say hi
Gooper Blooper: She may not appear onscreen but her friends aren't gonna abandon her forever, they can keep in touch
Jumpropeman: if Miyoi had been the bartender in Olympia
Jumpropeman: one day Olympia would fly over argo
Jumpropeman: and a giant whale shadow would appear
RubyChao: we will visit everyone in whalestrand EXCEPT miyoi
RubyChao: and just coincidentally keep missing her
Gooper Blooper: Attami for instance will absolutely make use of Delilah's library warps
Jumpropeman: people keep going through the portal to order Smurf and Turf
Jumpropeman: Miyoi pushes a bookshelf in front of it
Jumpropeman: so she can have it all for herself
Jumpropeman: Aetherytes aren't portals but the joke doesn't work so good
Jumpropeman: she takes a sledgehammer to the crystal
Donkey Kong Has A Chainsaw: Every time I hear Smurf and Turf I think of that Robot Chicken sketch where Gargamel finally gets his wish to eat Smurfs
Donkey Kong Has A Chainsaw: Whereas in another sketch he expresses confusion on whether his motivation was to do that or turn smurfs into gold, because continuity was not followed rigorously with the Smurfs
Jumpropeman: sounds like we need to visit the smurf wiki
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Donkey Kong Has A Chainsaw: "Robin is loved beyond all reason by three women: Amanda, the beautiful but doomed fashion model; Maggie, the beautiful but headstrong fellow journalist escaping a cruel society marriage; and Judith, the beautiful but aging wife of fourth-network founder Gregory Austin." He was not, however, loved by a Wiki writer who had access to a thesaurus.
Gooper Blooper: #beautiful
RubyChao: beautiful islands! beautiful!
Donkey Kong Has A Chainsaw: "The young and beautiful January Wayne" ARRRRGGHHHHHH
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Draco: Swack:
Jumpropeman: planning her next giant slab of shame
Draco: Spoilers: It's Lobco.
Jumpropeman: she's threatened by her lobster-like aura
Draco: Lobco's true form:
Jumpropeman: if it was a dracogirl i could see it
Draco: Well...uh...watch out for my original character...Blobco? Oh wait, that's Attami.
Gooper Blooper: it's funny because attami's fat
Jumpropeman: Attami: "I can turn into a giant robot."
"What do you mean 'turn into'?"
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: thank god for artists
(later)
Jumpropeman: that's right, 14 days until attami!
Gooper Blooper plops Cordie and Attami into the bar on day one
Jumpropeman: careful, it might be hard to live up to a perfect start
Gooper Blooper: They share a plate of bacon and drink Dr. Pepper
Jumpropeman: pure pandering
Jumpropeman: don't stop-
Gooper Blooper: the two of them strike up a friendship as they find they've both hit on a common goal for Season 15 - they're both becoming video game preservationists
Jumpropeman: im going to have to unretire meredith in appreciation at this rate
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Gooper Blooper: https://youtube.com/watch?v=_43cq3DalZw
Jumpropeman: sometimes bad luck is so impressive you can't even hate it
Jumpropeman: if they had placed any differently, they would have soon forgot that race
Jumpropeman: but now, it is part of their history
Gooper Blooper: I like how Daisy eventually just gives up
Cornwind Evil: Also a good analogy for Kobber villains
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Gooper Blooper: https://cruise-elroy.itch.io/annalynn-md
Jumpropeman: woah!
Gooper Blooper: This was released on April 1 but only because it's not canon
Gooper Blooper: it's a legit game
Jumpropeman: well now
Jumpropeman: how will this impact rp-
RubyChao: she's going to med school at night
Gooper Blooper: If Elroy had made a fishing game that would have been so much funnier
Draco: Elroy? The shitty brother from Iconoclasts?
Gooper Blooper: Cruise Elroy is the handle of the person who made Annalynn
Gooper Blooper: it's an obscure Pac-Man reference
Jumpropeman: i commend draco for not going for the easy elroy jetson joke
Draco: Oh. Neat.
Draco: Elroy Hubbard, inventor of Scientology.
Gooper Blooper: ELROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Gooper Blooper: JENKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS
Im A Crack Addict: Least I have pulled pork
RubyChao: that one was Elro, draco
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Jumpropeman: I realized last night
Jumpropeman: with Mario Kart World letting you play as all sorts of weird enemies, including things like the snowman that have no arms
Jumpropeman: let him free nintendo
Jumpropeman: let him RACE
Gooper Blooper: IT'S TIME
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Harpnaomi: dog status: being dog
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RubyChao: zyzyx having a conversation with paddy, i see
Jumpropeman: haha
Brine: Zyzyx will not tolerate being called "Little Zyzyx" for another second >:I
Jumpropeman: don't worry zyzyx, we won't call you that.
Jumpropeman: Lil' Zyzyx is cuter
Brine: She can't escape her destiny...
---
Comrades in Anus: Sometimes going through chatzy madness is a memory game
Comrades in Anus: It is a challenge to remeber why I named myself that particular sentence
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Jumpropeman: you know how in platformers characters teeter to show they're on the edge and about to fall off?
Jumpropeman: in the game I'm playing, if they teeter, they are actually pulled towards the edge and then fall off on their own
Gooper Blooper: I want to say I've played a game that does that, but I'm not certain and can't name a game
RubyChao: i know at least one of the sonics
RubyChao: i forget which one but i'm pretty sure he does it
RubyChao: also smash bros
Jumpropeman: you can endless teeter in smash
Jumpropeman: I know because in each smash it's a joke in my family to find the coolest teeterer in the best teetering spot
Jumpropeman: but the game I'm playing is the SNES adaptation of the Happily Ever After movie the dwarfelles are from
Gooper Blooper: DWARFELLES GAMING
Jumpropeman: been ZERO dwarfelle content so far :I
Draco: Dwarf Gal Gaming?
Draco throws Zeldoten at a PS2.
Jumpropeman: actually, i was thinking of weird stuff from a different part of the film!
Jumpropeman: cheated out of gaterat enemies...
Jumpropeman: man, i have some strong nostalgia for this film, but them just taking a second to sing "I'm bad I'm so bad" just to have a song is really something
RubyChao: i did NOT expect that voice
Gooper Blooper: He later joined up with a bunch of arctic animals to go to war with Inklings.
Jumpropeman: i can't say i expected the happy ever after game would have as many kaizo blocks as it does
Draco: KAIZO?! D:
Jumpropeman: yup, try to take an innocuous jump over a pit sometimes, then invisible block appears an makes me die
Gooper Blooper: This must be the work of Lord Felldrake
Jumpropeman: id joke more like Happily NEVER After but that's a different obscure animated snow white adaptation
Jumpropeman: well i beat it
Jumpropeman: not a single dwarfelle, no sign of scowl...
Gooper Blooper: No Scowl either?! ATROCIOUS
Jumpropeman: i have a slight hunch this might have been made without them getting to see the movie, especially since the manual spoils the film's biggest twist immediately
Jumpropeman: oh my gosh
Jumpropeman: Happily Ever After, the movie? It had only four songs
Gooper Blooper: and one of them was Owl Coughs
Jumpropeman: spectacular
Jumpropeman: one of the songs is a basic 80s love ballad that plays over the opening and closing credits
Jumpropeman: but I do actually like thunderella's song
Jumpropeman: noted brawl survivor Thunderella
Jumpropeman: getting the urge to reread brawl 11 now
Jumpropeman: some great Bullet art from Gooper that brawl
Jumpropeman remembering cool bbb11 moments but praising them feels masturbatory :V
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: felldrake quakes in terror
Draco: #PG13Establishment
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Draco: For HP:
Hooded Pitohui: I think we really need to reconsider the White-Winged Tanager. I hear it has some very progressive ideas.
Jumpropeman: I watched Conclave, a movie about picking a new pope, a couple days before Francis's passing. Eerie coincidences
RubyChao: wow, i can't believe they decided to base how to pick a pope off that hit movie
RubyChao: wild, huh?
Jumpropeman: i hope a cardinal vapes this time
Draco: Someday we're going to get a Pope who watched anime.
Jumpropeman: or at least played undertale
(later)
RubyChao: make lanterby the pope
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Jumpropeman: "Mothmale"
RubyChao: ...oh my god.
RubyChao: THAT's mothim's meaning.
Gooper Blooper: yep.
RubyChao: god i always parsed it as like, moth-thim
RubyChao: i didn't realize it was literally just
RubyChao: Moth Him
Gooper Blooper: Worm Madam
RubyChao: ...FUCK
Gooper Blooper: XD
Jumpropeman: chao just thought it didn't give a worm-a-DAMN
RubyChao: i thought it was somehow "dam" as in the structure
Jumpropeman: oh nice, Farigiraf was almost the original name!
Jumpropeman: very cute it came back for the evo
Jumpropeman: Spitfish
Jumpropeman: GUNFISH
Jumpropeman: HAPPYNURSE
Draco: HAPPYNURSE AKA ZEKROM? :D
Jumpropeman: YOU KNOW IT
Draco: It's my favorite ???-type Pokemon.
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Draco: I still can't believe the Smurfs have a cartel.
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RubyChao: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9205640
Jumpropeman: one day someone said "I want Chris Yukine as an ice cream parlor worker" and made it happen
Jumpropeman: that's humanity's great potential
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Jumpropeman: "If you still have trouble, go get a refund for the game, send me the money, and then whack yourself on the head with an empty toilet paper roll (Optional, but you get 10 points if you do so). "
"Metal Munchers – As Curly once said, "Yaa, yaa, yaa…" (You lose 30 points if you don't know who Curly is)"
"Icetopus – I liked the octorocks better (Gain 10 points if you know where octorocks are from)"
"An Easter Island man will be positioned right at the end of the Ice Fields (Gain 0 points for writing a report on Easter Island and sending it in to me. I will thank the person who writes the best one, though, and include it in my next update)"
Jumpropeman: this gamefaq is a ride
Jumpropeman: "Python Bunny – DEATH AWAITS YOU ALL, WITH BIG, SHARP, POINTY TEETH! That's right, folks! Monty Python's famous lagomorph of death is back, and this time, he's brought buddies (Lose 1,000,000 points if you don't know where this creature is from, but gain 10 points if you know who said the capitalized sentence above)"
RubyChao: >this faq was written in 2000
RubyChao: I'm not surprised.
Jumpropeman: "(30 points if you can name an enemy from any other game that has "fiendish accuracy")"
Gooper Blooper: This guide writer went on to update the Wikipedia page for Scaler.
Jumpropeman: when I beat this game I might go back and see how many point I earned via this faq
Jumpropeman: mostly looked it up because its an rpg where ive felt significantly weak the entire time :V
Jumpropeman: right now im level eight, meaning I have eight "health bars", but some basic enemies deal three entire health bars and come in packs of four so
Gooper Blooper: Get your empty toilet paper roll ready to bap yourself
Jumpropeman: "if you have any respect for the gaming industry, guys named Homer, or things that rhyme with "orange", please don't change any of it, under penalty of horrible, tormenting death at the hands of a guy named Jeff"
Jumpropeman: what a time capsule...
Gooper Blooper: people just don't write like this any more
(later)
Jumpropeman: I have beat Twisted Tales of Spike McFang
Jumpropeman: meaning
Jumpropeman: I can play the official FAQs game now!
Jumpropeman: I came in with 70 points total and zero shame points
RubyChao: hey bonki
RubyChao: ahhhhh, 2000-era gender essentialism
RubyChao: something i don't miss
Jumpropeman: apparently Acrobattack is from Powerpuff Girls which is totally unfair. The other one I'm guessing is a reference to the children's show Wee Sing. I have heard that poem/rhyme elsewhere but not from there
Jumpropeman: weirdly, you gain 10 points for NOT seeing Wizard of Oz
Jumpropeman: which might be "I'm so mature, I don't like kids stuff!" even though Spike McFang is written like a game for little kids :V
RubyChao: 2000 again!
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BULLSHIT BLAZING: I have the complete scoop of Whose Doing Who at the Calgary Zoo
Jumpropeman: that almost sounds like a dr seuss book
BULLSHIT BLAZING: In the Absolutely Not Happening camp we have the snow leopards, who despite apparently being a perfect genetic match cannot stand each other
Jumpropeman: divas...
BULLSHIT BLAZING: In a similar camp the tigers are similarly unsuccessful. In their case the male is into the female, but the female can’t stand him
BULLSHIT BLAZING: Moving on to a slightly more successful story
BULLSHIT BLAZING: The King penguins have produced a chick every year except for this year
BULLSHIT BLAZING: That’s because this year all the mating pairs are gay
BULLSHIT BLAZING: Good for them I guess
BULLSHIT BLAZING: We also have gotten new rockhoppers who will hopefully breed with the males
BULLSHIT BLAZING: Moving on to the giraffe bull Nobu, notable for his role in the live action adaptation of The Last of Us, has a new lady friend whose been successfully keeping up with the experienced stud.
BULLSHIT BLAZING: The gorilla troop also has a two year old within its population, the first child of the new silverback
Jumpropeman: i return
Jumpropeman: big celebrity giraffe
Jumpropeman: babes go wild for him
BULLSHIT BLAZING: In successful news, the otters had a litter of cubs who just opened their eyes
BULLSHIT BLAZING: The ruff ringed lemurs also had some new babies
BULLSHIT BLAZING: And that’s Whose Doing Who at the Calgary Zoo
Jumpropeman: by Dr. Sey
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Jumpropeman: man, I look forward to hearing some excellent f-zero voice acting when I get to play GX on switch 2
RubyChao: COME OFF IT
Gooper Blooper: DO YOU KNOW THE LAW HERE IN RED CANYON?!
Jumpropeman: also, big props to the f-zero anime for being able to hold onto Falcon Punch until that legendary moment
RubyChao: i may complain about the f-zero anime
RubyChao: but goddamn did they end it well
Draco: FALCONE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH
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RubyChao: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9225686
Gooper Blooper: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8255100
PhoneJade: oh we're danbooru posting
PhoneJade: uh
PhoneJade: danbooru's only "netrunner" post is a my little pony OC
Jumpropeman: ain't that the way
PhoneJade: sure is
Cornwind Evil: It is the way
Gooper Blooper: XD
Cornwind Evil gets killed by some nut because I'm not wearing a helmet all the time.
Cornwind Evil changed name to Cornwind Ghost
Cornwind Ghost: Some Mandalorians take things way too seriously
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Cornwind Evil: https://i.imgur.com/fOre8hz.png
Gooper Blooper: it comes in handy-
Jumpropeman: we've found mimi's creator
RubyChao: i'm laughing like an idiot at the sheer "well DUH" energy
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Cornwind Ghost: "Film debut of Veronica Reed. Producer Wyatt Weed said in an interview that he thought Reed was a great character actress who would be around a long time. This ended up being her only role."
Cornwind Ghost: "Even though they made this sequel R instead of PG-13 like the previous film, producer Wyatt Weed said they decided not to include nudity because the female characters portray strong women who are assertive and sexy, so nudity would have only been a distraction. After the movie bombed in VHS sales, he admitted maybe that decision was wrong."
Cornwind Ghost: "Second film role for Marisa Cody. She said she was excited about it because she didn't have to take her clothes off like she did in her previous movie Cover Story (1993). This ended up being her last role."
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Gooper Blooper: today's "oh god how does she know about this" text from Goopsmom:
Gooper Blooper: "Do you know about 4chan?"
Draco: LOL
Jumpropeman: oh geeze
RubyChao: Oh No
Jumpropeman: "the notorious hacker 4chan?"
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KeelStomodo: del shared a cursed thought with me today
KeelStomodo: what if will smith was the lead in the matrix instead of keanu reeves
Cornwind Evil: It would have had a very different vibe
Cornwind Evil: Smith can play serious, but Keanu's infamous 'blankness', especially at that time, was the near perfect fit for that film and world
KeelStomodo: "You know the difference between you and me, Smith?"
KeelStomodo: "I make this look good."
KeelStomodo: "...I think you have the wrong film, Mr. Anderson."
KeelStomodo: cue slowmo bullet time fight
Cornwind Evil: "MY NAME...IS FRESH."
KeelStomodo: oh god, i just realized
KeelStomodo: back then, will smith did rap themes for all his movies
KeelStomodo: i think we might have matrix-dodged a bullet actually
Cornwind Evil: I mean, it's kind of like that joke in Last Action Hero where Stallone was the Terminator
Cornwind Evil: The funniest part of Smith doing that is that when they cast LL Cool J in the shark horror film Deep Blue Sea, they decided he should do the same thing
Cornwind Evil: The result was...interesting
KeelStomodo: oh god
Cornwind Evil: His hat is like a shark fin
KeelStomodo: oh no
Draco: Matrix-dodged a rap.
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(Harpy is very intoxicated)
Phoneharpyss: Drunk nicknames for yhe chatzy gang?
Jade has watched promare: hell yeah
Phoneharpyss: Jadr
Phoneharpyss: Steel komomi
Phoneharpyss: Runychao
Phoneharpyss: Jumproopman
Phoneharpyss: Cornstaorn evil
KeelStomodo changed name to Steel komomi
Phoneharpyss: Hoopberbloovdver
Phoneharpyss: Brie
Phoneharpyss: Hoodedpitooki
Cornwind Evil: Why do I picture Harpy cackling madly at her own jokes as she types them?
Phoneharpyss: Not doing that
Cornwind Evil: You know, in the "This is amusing me immensely." sense
Phoneharpyss: Uh who else is actibe
Cornwind Evil: You know, like laughing as you tell a funny joke
Jade has watched promare: spy is spaps
Jade has watched promare: for sure
Jade has watched promare: we know this
Cornwind Evil changed name to Stormstarch Doctor
Phoneharpyss: Spor
Phoneharpyss: Setseyb
Phoneharpyss: Uuuuh
Phoneharpyss: Hoodoo doghhiyse
Phoneharpyss: Draco
Phoneharpyss: Damn i weoye thatvright
Phoneharpyss: 😟
Phoneharpyss: Tfw your name gets soelled right so u dont get a noclname
Jade has watched promare: mission failed successfully
Phoneharpyss: Sry drac
Draco: No worries. XD
Stormstarch Doctor: Bob Johnson
Stormstarch Doctor: Wait a minute
Draco: Harpy seems to be enjoying herself. XD
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Stormstarch Doctor: "In SegaSonic Popcorn Shop, series antagonist Dr. Eggman, who typically wants to conquer the world, instead just aims to prevent Sonic from cooking popcorn."
Jade has watched promare: look
Jade has watched promare: he really hates that hedgehog
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Jumpropeman: link
Draco: Kaede Killemallsu
RubyChao: imagine if that was her brawl weapon
Draco: She wouldn't need Peko.
Stormstarch Doctor: Bernard could have taught her to use spiked knuckles
Draco: Bernard couldn't teach her something so savage. He's such a kind, gentle soul. (This is a joke.)
Stormstarch Doctor: He is. He's also deeply in touch with nature. Nature has both.
Stormstarch Doctor: I mean, apparently the question is going around the internet "Could 100 men beat one gorilla."
Stormstarch Doctor: And primate experts keep going "Gorillas are gentle by nature, this would never happen."
Stormstarch Doctor: (Unless the pack is threatened)
Jumpropeman: we've really lost faith in humanity to think we couldn't beat one gorilla
Draco: Who would win in a fight, one gorilla-sized Krampus of 100 Krampus-sized gorillas?
Stormstarch Doctor: The question has too many variables
Stormstarch Doctor: Is it 100 men at once?
Stormstarch Doctor: Do they have weapons?
Jumpropeman: without weapons, it would still probably take like ten guys
Stormstarch Doctor: Is the gorilla a normal gorilla or one who's unnaturally mad and vicious for the sake of it actually fighting?
Stormstarch Doctor: I mean, you see what a chimpanzee can do and gorillas are stronger.
Stormstarch Doctor: But chimpanzees are by nature more aggressive
Jumpropeman: yeah, but it's also one gorilla
Jumpropeman: if it was five gorillas, then it's a battle
Stormstarch Doctor: Are the men working together or are they all trying to take out the gorilla on their own?
Gooper Blooper: But how does the gorilla do against five lions with cannons for asses?
Stormstarch Doctor: We should just have the five gorillas fight ten lions-DAMN IT GOOPS I WAS MAKING THE ZF JOKE
Gooper Blooper: we've come full circle
Gooper Blooper: ZFRP will end with cannon-butt lions fighting whisk monkeys
Draco: But how do they match up against 10000 spiders?
Gooper Blooper: with jetpacks and party hats?
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Harpsss: *loses post*
Stormstarch Doctor: ARRRGHHHHH
Harpsss: i didn't mean to push "back" on my browser :I
Harpsss: but lets just say eventually we're gonna get a post about Concord.
Harpsss: crim-senpai noticed them
Jumpropeman: crim abandons his mercenaries to join concord-
Harpsss: absolutely not
Steel komomi: rip
Harpsss: >:(
Jumpropeman: concord doesn't have a sea slug, therefore, inferior
Harpsss: its really just a family of girls, a ghost, and crim
Stormstarch Doctor: He says he's joined Concord
Stormstarch Doctor: Produces a no longer in operation supersonic plane
Stormstarch Doctor: Someone Brainy: Crim, that's CONCORDE.
Harpsss: crim becomes the plane.
Harpsss: (he probably could but he prefers to be more organic stuff. you can't justify a plane with blood.)
Stormstarch Doctor: He becomes a copy of Jean Jacket
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(Binah gets a Jiggy)
Gooper Blooper: post
Jumpropeman: Binah, you're supposed to swallow the jiggy-
Gooper Blooper: No, she waves it around and Annalynn swallows the Jiggy
Jumpropeman: gahuck
Gooper Blooper: My plot this year is basically a ridiculous frankenstein amalgamate of half of the video games I've played in the past year
Gooper Blooper: pretty sure you could describe some previous GB plots like that...
Jumpropeman: literally salvagers-
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PhoneJade: just checking in
PhoneJade: catching up for when I next decide to post which is Soon Hopefully
PhoneJade: oh of COURSE jrm is rping as concord
PhoneJade: just a series of Character Designs of All Time :U
PhoneJade: good luck making something of them jrm
Jumpropeman: they're bound to be everyone's favorite characters by the end of the year!!!
Jumpropeman: this plot can't go wrong!
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Gooper Blooper: I've been looking at "Mario Maker level ideas" youtube videos
Gooper Blooper: trying to up my game for Super Gooper World 2
Jumpropeman: but will you make an autolevel that plays an anime theme song
Gooper Blooper: https://youtube.com/watch?v=gn0umHHaC2Y
Jumpropeman: hang up your hat nintendo, the true game designers have shown up
Gooper Blooper: we don't need any more 2D marios, we can just make our own
Gooper Blooper dumps five hundred boom-booms into a flat stretch of ground
Stormstarch Doctor: I can sort of see what the level maker was going for
Stormstarch Doctor: But that was a level in the same way putting a cake in a blender and adding some milk and pureeing it is a milkshake
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Jumpropeman: I made quite a discovery last night
RubyChao: "May 05 2025: Took out the stamps on this page to shorten load times. Will eventually move to other page. New reviews up on game and animu pages"
RubyChao: holy shit.
Jumpropeman: i enjoy clicking on the other links on the site
Gooper Blooper: It LOOKS ancient, but I can't find anything on here older than 2024
Gooper Blooper: Mako Energy was launched in 2023
Jumpropeman: that might explain why I just found a same-namer
Gooper Blooper: these folks want to go back
Jumpropeman: I thought i knew all the other game hoards
Gooper Blooper: and who can blame them
Jumpropeman: I can dig it
Jumpropeman: especially with social media going down the drain more and more
Jumpropeman: just need a loud midi of tequila and we're back in the past fully
Jumpropeman: hypnospace core page
Jumpropeman: maybe we just found a really passionate friend group or something since these all seem around 2023/2024
Gooper Blooper: well, did you find all these sites by looking in their links and webrings-
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Jumpropeman: this freaking url
Draco: Cordie got that THICC url.
Gooper Blooper: that url is magnificent
Gooper Blooper: thicc uwu waifu moe
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Jade rezzes KESSLEROID?!: alright, quick bio break then i post
Jade rezzes KESSLEROID?!: aight im back
RubyChao: dang that was quick
Jade rezzes KESSLEROID?!: look i just had to pee i just wanted to word it more politely :U
Jade rezzes KESSLEROID?!: although "bio break" is a bit cyberpunk dystopia i guess?
RubyChao: years ago
RubyChao: an online friend of mine mentioned during a conversation that he had to pee fast in order to make it before the next song (it was a radio show livestream)
RubyChao: and we were all egging him on to do so and someone else mentioned "I HOPE HE'S PEEING LIKE LIGHTNING"
RubyChao: And now that pops into my head, impromptu, any time anyone needs to use the bathroom quickly.
RubyChao: Thirteen years.
Jade rezzes KESSLEROID?!: lmao
Jade rezzes KESSLEROID?!: the things that stay with you
Cornwind Evil: I usually just say "I'm going to use the washroom."
Cornwind Evil: Sounds proper
Gooper Blooper: Pretty sure this was me btw
Gooper Blooper: the guy who said PEEING LIKE LIGHTNING, not the guy who was peeing
Menu Sheep: A good clarification!
RubyChao: it was you goops!
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Jumpropeman: trying to earn bing rewards, and one of them is search for vacation flights
Jumpropeman: I type "vacation flights"
Jumpropeman: first result?
Jumpropeman: google.com/travel/flights
Jumpropeman: bing knows its whipped and doesn't even try
Draco: lol
Gooper Blooper: bing maps
Jumpropeman: that ball of cameras is how I imagined It-Z's ball of guns during the monkey barrel fight
Draco: It's the Alliance of Evil's plan to map Argo.
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Stormstarch Doctor: Draco managing another rare audio chortle out of me
Gooper Blooper: Of course that's the image you would use for Ankha.
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RubyChao: guys i just want to say
RubyChao: quantum break is real good and it deserved JRM's high rating and paul serene being a major plot villain for him
Gooper Blooper: link
RubyChao: definitely like it more than alan wake too, not that alan wake was bad (fun time! good game) but i feel quantum break is the one i'm really Getting Into
RubyChao: the live action part is the funniest because i was definitely "oh god who are these people" when the first one started but now i'm "it's my boy!" and really enjoying them
RubyChao: it helps that once you watch a couple you realize the full narrative purpose of them
Jumpropeman: Quantum Break and Alan Wake make me a Remedy fan, but you really can't beat Serene's writing as a villain
Jumpropeman: anyway, the far superior work to Quantum Break: Bigfoot vs. Megalodon Resurrection
Jumpropeman: the first big surprise is that bigfoot and the megalodon can talk
Jumpropeman: the next big surprise is most of the movie is about them talking to robots, because robots took over the world
Jumpropeman: Bigfoot lives in the sewer to avoid the robots but has a robot lady friend he constantly hits on
Jumpropeman: Megalodon has human arms and legs and goes to a robot strip club at one point, but that's after he meets a robot who talks like Arnold Schwarzenegger and dances for like two minutes for no clear reason after their chat
Jumpropeman: I honestly think the movie is actually like a compilation of stock footage the creator bought and cheap student animation, like for that pointless robot dance sequence
Jumpropeman: i was getting incredible bulk vibes
Jumpropeman: so much of the movie, probably 60 minutes of its 72 minutes, is talking, and when they say something, it will cut to stock footage of it to break up the close-ups of bigfoot or the robots. Like they mention worms, so suddenly footage of worms. Or a guy mentions riots, so we see a second of a random man hitting a burning car and then back to standing still and talking
Gooper Blooper: VERSUS
Jumpropeman: I mostly fast-forwarded through it once we gave up on watching it. There are different degress of CGI quality, like one that looks like a AAA video game for some robots standing looking at flying cars but I have no clue how they're relevant to the plot since they only appear there but do talk for ages. Bigfoot and Megalodon look like 2000s sci-fi CGI, and then there's a robot who looks like those plastic kid robots and sometimes he surfs through scenes on a hoverboard despite looking like he's from pixar instead of dystopian video game
Jumpropeman: the big fight at the end has them turn giant and just kinda punch for a bit, although the meg at least goes on a brief city destroying rampage
Jumpropeman: definitely not so bad it's funny unfortunately since so much of it is talking, talking, talking. I think the script might be AI at points too
Gooper Blooper: It does sound like utter trash, yeah. There are way too many of these CGI monster movies that fail to deliver the promised monster action because there's no budget for that so they just pretend it will happen and then deliver something that meets the bare minimum to qualify as a movie
Gooper Blooper: shoulda watched Monsterverse films instead-
Jumpropeman: Meth Gator was low-grade and not good, but it had like, a plot, and they let the gator get in some attacks every now and then
Jumpropeman: the megalodon never uses fire breath
Gooper Blooper: that's absolutely an AI-generated cover
Gooper Blooper: I'll stick with Monsterverse and Jurassic for my CGI action movie needs
Jumpropeman: i was getting worried about my dad's standards for entertainment, but the fact he gave up on this one so early in gave me hope
Gooper Blooper: take him to Body World-
Jumpropeman: sounds like a wrestling move
Gooper Blooper: Mario suplexes JRMdad with one frame of animation
Brine: Srspost
Cornwind Evil: It sounds like it was made with the same process that made Limbo of the Lost
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Jumpropeman: I started a game, it clearly wants me to walk right. I walk left, through a waterfall. Into a top secret base. Start wondering "gee, I hope I didn't go the right way"
RubyChao: jrm in order to satisfy my completionist tendencies
RubyChao: in quantum break literally any time i see it tell me go here i go the other way in case they stuck a chronon spot there
Jumpropeman: ALL OF TIME IS IN DANGER well, so is my understanding of the all-time classic Time Knife so you gotta wait :I
RubyChao: Time Knife is incredible.
RubyChao: "The minister pulls off his mask. He is actually George Washington."
Jumpropeman: BRUCE SAVAGE stands in his office. He is sexually attractive.
Somebody knocks on Bruce's door and he opens it. It's a SCIENTIST LADY. She looks like a librarian with glasses but she is actually a scientist. You can tell because she has a lab coat.
LADY SCIENTIST:
Help Me.
BRUCE:
Okay.
Draco: Lady Scientist 4 Brawl
Jumpropeman: its even better than i remember
Jumpropeman: Bruce's real goofy friend from across the hall runs into the room. He trips on something on the floor. His name is SLOBBO. He isn't as fat as his name sounds.
SLOBBO:
Awwww yyyeah!
That is Slobo's catch phrase and he says it in a real funny way.
Jumpropeman: "It is a wedding. Paul Marine and his girlfriend SOFINE are getting married. Sofine is real attractive. If most girls are ham sandwiches then she is a 16 oz steak."
Draco: SOFINE. What a realistic name!
Stormstarch Doctor: Sounds like a name in the Hub
Jumpropeman: Bruce gives Sofine's mom a bunch of money for lottery tickets. He stabs her with the time knife, but gently not violently just so she will travel through time. She disappears.
Sofine's mom enters the wedding building. She is now wearing different clothes.
SOFINE'S MOM:
He is right. He stabbed me gently with the time knife and I was sent to the past. He also gave me a bunch of money which I used to buy a lottery ticket that I knew would win and now I have a million dollars.
Jumpropeman: sofine's mom memorizes lottery ticket numbers just for these kinds of moments
RubyChao: i mean
RubyChao: it worked in Baku
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Menu Sheep: I saw Vita's text color
Menu Sheep: and somehow my thought was immediate worry JRM had chosen to RP Eeyore.
Jumpropeman: don't tempt me
Jumpropeman: I already RPed multiple winnie the pooh characters
Jumpropeman: I WILL isekai eeyore-
PhoneJade: alright I was gonna say something but I can't beat that
PhoneJade: isekai-ing eeyore
PhoneJade: jesus
Jumpropeman googles eeyore isekai
Jumpropeman: google ai sucks but I still can't help but be amused at it trying to treat the idea seriously
Sex Scandals of Giraffes: Oh god.
Jumpropeman: yes google, I definitely googled eeyore isekai so I can know what his unexpected alliances in a new world would be like
PhoneJade: okay it has to be the whole Winnie the pooh cast right
PhoneJade: and they just win by being nice to everyone
PhoneJade: and then Tigger shanks the final boss whilst nobody's looking
Jumpropeman: it's this video-
PhoneJade: Oh no
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Phoneharpyss: >gun named vesper in warframe
Phoneharpyss: Ruined? In MY warframe?
Phoneharpyss: Its more likely than you think.
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Menu Sheep: srspost back to JRM
Menu Sheep: NOW
Menu Sheep: to put up my feet for the five minutes it will take for JRM to respond-
Menu Sheep: AIN'T THAT RIGHT, LUIGI??
Menu Sheep wheeze
Jumpropeman: alas, it was more than five minutes...
Jumpropeman: next one will just have Mallory go "yes"
Gooper Blooper: I've had that feeling before
Gooper Blooper: "ah, this post took 90 minutes for them to make... my reply is already ready and now they have to go back into the post mines"
Jumpropeman: there are characters I can shotgun out in a second. If this was Mimi I'd have made four posts in that time-
Gooper Blooper: just an absolute onslaught of puns about meat products
Jumpropeman: one day mimi is going to fight a pig villain and overheat trying to do battle banter
Gooper Blooper: time for a third go against Peppa
Gooper Blooper adds Wizpig to Jiggyplot
Draco: She'll have the ultimate enemy, the snack food-loving singer, Pork Rhyme.
Phoneharpyss: Will a giant bee suffice?
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: she would never shoot Chubee
Phoneharpyss: Its chubee’s evil cousin
Menu Sheep: Thibee??
Phoneharpyss: Queen Bee
Draco: The evil KING Bee.
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Menu Sheep: "The arteries of Ulimaroa"
Menu Sheep: It is FAR too early for me to be reading about a nation's arteries
Gooper Blooper: Sheep bout to do an event about the capillaries of Ulimaroa
Menu Sheep: Well, Goops
Menu Sheep: Maybe I will do something in that
Menu Sheep: VEIN
Gooper Blooper: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iGWyxbIOodA
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RubyChao: i forget have i ever shared the story of how Pitohui fucking up a captcha directly led to him being here
Draco: Nani?
RubyChao: okay, so. here's the earth
RubyChao: pitohui was originally going to sign up for marioboards as Pistol Shrimp
RubyChao: but he botched the captcha, so when he tried again he did it as Hooded Pitohui
RubyChao: then later when he joins a forum game, the fact that he did it as Pitohui means he looks up Pitohui and learns about Pitohui (SAO)
RubyChao: he roleplays her in said forum game, and his high-quality roleplay of her is what makes me go "hey do you want to do A Lot of roleplay"
RubyChao: and so he joined here!
Draco: wao
Gooper Blooper: In an alternate universe he instead showed up with a talking Clawitzer
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Jumpropeman: venus has got herself a new regular after this i wager
Gooper Blooper: In the end, she's the real winner
Jumpropeman: I was even thinking I need more for Mud
Jumpropeman: fight wise
Stormstarch Doctor: I ask because I named a file it and I went "I wager Sey has no idea what I am referenceing'
Gooper Blooper: As the list in my profiles implies, Venus can be used similar to Piper to arm your characters. Unfortunately she does not rent explosives. Purchases only. ;V
Jumpropeman: *Mud brings back the busted shrapnel* "Returning it. Yeah, I used it, but it's uh, an undead explosive?"
Gooper Blooper: Venus' hottest seller-
Jumpropeman: oh my gosh
Jumpropeman: i thought it would just be the fire
Jumpropeman: they didn't call it farting elephant though...
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Jumpropeman: actually getting to rp certain characters has made me a bit more confident in the coming year
Draco: Yay! :D
Draco: Someday I'll RP... ;-;
Gooper Blooper: lemme guess
Gooper Blooper: Mimi
Jumpropeman: I was there first day like "boy oh boy I hope people actually like her"
Jumpropeman: things look promising on that front!
Gooper Blooper: I don't recall if I said this in main chat, but - I was actually considering RPing as Mimi myself for Argo. When JRM mentioned her to me in a PM as a character he was planning to debut, though, I happily let him take charge and it's working out great so far
Jumpropeman: i had thought others would have probably considered her, but didn't expect for the same setting at first since she has been around quite a while now
Jumpropeman: created in 2021
Gooper Blooper: Sometimes it takes a while for us to grab a character
Gooper Blooper: Sometimes, however, they are Chimata Tenkyuu
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Draco: link
Gooper Blooper: MEATBALL
Jumpropeman: it her
Jumpropeman: the hacker whiz
Jumpropeman: the big o pilot
Jumpropeman: maybe one day she'll do something interesting
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Harpsss: not sure if i'll join plot, workin early tomorrow
Draco: No worries, Harpy.
Draco: I'll proudly make note of Crim falling in the river and needing a life preserver or something IDK.
Harpsss: well if i could send anyone it'd be the sea sluggie sivvy
Jumpropeman: sea slug versus giant ankylosaurus
Harpsss: sivvy would choke a bitch
Jumpropeman: fear him
Draco: Sivvy would murder Anguirus to protect Doug.
Jade Commands Farsight: fear!
Draco: Am I allowed to skip plot today too?
Jumpropeman: the only thing you're allowed to skip is "to my lou" :I
Draco: Okay, my darling. :(
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AlternisChao: you know
AlternisChao: it's funny how i was the one to introduce symphogear to rp
AlternisChao: and yet it's someone else's gear girl who had way longer a run than any of mine
Draco: Yeah, can't believe Cags is still kicking around. :3
Draco: Chris doesn't even use her original Gear much because bullets and missiles might hit the wrong things. XD
Draco: We'll get to Season 20 and Chao will reminisce "I introduced Danganronpa to RP but JRM's been RPing Kirumi Tojo for longer than anyone." This is not true because Peko will never stop returning.
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Jade Commands Farsight: alright time to try and figure out marcus' voice
Jumpropeman: just give him a catchphrase, like, It's Marcus Time!
Cornwind Evil: Let's get ready to Marc!
Jade Commands Farsight: ew
Jade Commands Farsight: he'd hate that lol
Jade Commands Farsight: he's old, he's cranky, he looks like doc brown and would probably punch you if you called him doc brown
Jade Commands Farsight: i dunno if the back to the future franchise still exists in netrunner
Gooper Blooper: The best part of Del RP 2025 was when Marcus said "IT'S TIME TO MAKE MY MARC" and marced all over the Kobbers.
Brine: Hey everybody, it's YA BOI, Marcus
Jade Commands Farsight: >:(
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Jade Commands Farsight: who wants to hear about
Jade Commands Farsight: netrunner memes
Jade Commands Farsight: im importing rare exotic memes from a farflung land
Menu Sheep: suuure
AlternisChao: i do!
Jade Commands Farsight: alright so
Jade Commands Farsight: this was just before ffg lost netrunner in 2016
Jade Commands Farsight: the kitara cycle was the last one they were doing, an africa themed cycle about building a new space elevator being built on lake victoria
Jade Commands Farsight: and in that set they introduced a new jinteki id called mti mwekundu
Jade Commands Farsight: now mti mwekundu's text is wrong, has been errata'd like five times, and is still not clear
Jade Commands Farsight: but what it does is, if the runner runs anywhere, they can stick a piece of ICE on the server and dare the runner to encounter it
Jade Commands Farsight: a previous iteration of that FORCED them to encounter it
Jade Commands Farsight: which often meant they encountered this
Jade Commands Farsight: which killed them
Jade Commands Farsight: now, i direct your attention back to the mti mwekundu page and check out that first review
Jade Commands Farsight: the joke is now that whenever you do an innocuous action you are killed by a horrible digital spider god for no reason
Jade Commands Farsight: highbrow humour here
Jade Commands Farsight: make a post on the zoofights forums? believe it or not-
Menu Sheep [X] DOUBT
Cornwind Evil: Run to the store? Anansi
Cornwind Evil: Run out the clock? Anansi
Jade Commands Farsight: Open the fridge? Anansi
Gooper Blooper: Harpy having a new character named Anansi makes this better
Jade Commands Farsight: also mti mwekundu was banned most of the time
Jade Commands Farsight: lmao hell yes
Jade Commands Farsight: posting a meme in chatzy? believe it or not, anansi
Cornwind Evil: isnanA ?sdrawkcab kaeps smoorb llA
Gooper Blooper: She hasn't appeared in person yet but we got lore on her event a couple years ago - it's a female giant spider/human hybrid worshipped as a god by Glyphids
Gooper Blooper: *couple days ago
Gooper Blooper: anansi has not been cooking quite that long
Menu Sheep: Anansi still figuring out the microwave
Jade Commands Farsight: alrighty well now i gotta talk to harpy
Jade Commands Farsight: see if we can't fuck up a perfectly good spider woman
Cornwind Evil: Reminds me of the urban legend of the woman who supposedly tried to dry her hair in a microwave
Cornwind Evil: Fortunately microwaves don't work with the door open
Cornwind Evil: "see if we can't fuck up a perfectly good spider woman" "What is, The first arc of the Marvel Max comic Alias?"
Jade Commands Farsight: hey i'm the one importing obscure jokes to chatzy right now :U
Jade Commands Farsight: anyway i will now field further questions cos im a bit drunk and had a weird and not very pleasant day
Cornwind Evil: Is 3 net damage real bad?
Jade Commands Farsight: when your max hand size is 5, yes
Jade Commands Farsight: as a reminder damage is discarding random cards from hand, if you take damage that would reduce you to below zero cards in hand you flatline and lose the game
Cornwind Evil: What if I activate my trap card?
Jade Commands Farsight: lol
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Jumpropeman: "Xeno Crisis is a 2019 multidirectional shooter homebrew video game developed and published by Bitmap Bureau for the Sega Mega Drive/Genesis, Linux, macOS, Microsoft Windows, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4, and Xbox One. It was later ported to Dreamcast, PlayStation Vita, Neo Geo, Neo Geo CD, Nintendo 64, GameCube, Super Nintendo Entertainment System, Game Boy Advance, PlayStation and Evercade."
Gooper Blooper: I believe the new Shantae is in the same boat, you can get it for modern systems but they're also releasing a GBA cart for the hardcores
Gooper Blooper: A Switch game getting a "later port" to the N64
Gooper Blooper: love to see it
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Gooper Blooper: Back in November a major robot combat lost media case was solved and only today did I finally find out about it
Gooper Blooper: After 20 years we finally got footage of Biohazard's last ever match
Jumpropeman: KO
Jumpropeman: BRUTALITY
Gooper Blooper: Brutality later appeared on the Battlebots reboot almost unchanged as Perfect Phoenix
Gooper Blooper: The best part for me is definitely that, for the longest time, we only had footage of Biohazard's second-to-last fight, a KO loss to Megabyte (AKA Gigabyte), another powerful spinner, and most people just kind of assumed that Brutality got to easily finish off a barely-functional cobbled-together Zombie Biohazard, but Biohazard did get properly fixed in time for the Brutality match and even made a strong go of it before just getting overwhelmed
Gooper Blooper: the legend went down swinging and I'm happy for it
Jumpropeman: it earned its place in valhalla
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Menu Sheep: And now let me read back in case somebody was like "I found this HUGE PILE OF GIANT TURTLE SHIT!!"
(later)
Gooper Blooper: "Wait, is Anguirus one of the big monsters who can talk?" HEYYYYYY ANGILAAAAAS
Draco: WHAT DO YOU WANNNNNNNNT
Menu Sheep: srspost
Menu Sheep: GANPP DEMANDS GIANT TURTLE SHIT
Draco: "This was all to say Ganpp went shit hunting." <- Oh man, Sheep tricked me into making Poop Plot 2! :O
Jumpropeman: another poop cave...
DONT DIE JRM: At least there's no Crawlers down here
Draco: Sheep coaxed Part 2 out of me early. I'll have to rewrite the "Explore Anguirus' bathroom" plot into something less interesting.
Draco: Plort done for the night. Thanks for attending. Sorry there wasn't more poop.
Menu Sheep left the chat
Draco: Sheep left us! D:
Draco: He ran to the outhouse while Anguirus eats the car! With us inside!
Gooper Blooper: Chatzy Madness Volume 1337: Sorry There Wasn't More Poop
Jumpropeman: once I thought "surely we couldn't have the Great Mighty Poo appear in RP"
Jumpropeman: then this year we fought dung, talked about eating people, and collected kaiju crap
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Jumpropeman: "Another PS5 multiplayer flop seemingly in the works at Sony" is quite the headline
Draco: Marathon?
Jumpropeman: slow down sony, I haven't even really got Concord going
Gooper Blooper: That or Fairgame$
Jumpropeman: the article was about Fairgame$
Gooper Blooper: aha
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Jumpropeman: looking through all the fortnite crossover skins
Jumpropeman: how much money would you spend on a banana dressed like wolverine
Jumpropeman: trick question, he's battle pass exclusive
Marquis De Jade: i used to hate fortnite, then i regarded it as inoffensive slop, and now i hate it again
Marquis De Jade: it should be fuckin destroyed
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